₦airaland Forum

CriticMaestro:
Dude stop ranting up and down like a mad cow.
U don't know me and frankly there's no point in trying to prove who d heck I am

But one thing is clear...u are a frustrated piece of shiit
No man with a million in his account will think that way...we know ourselves

Foolish lazy youth.

You think money is the solution to your empty brain?

You better go back to that poultry farm you call a school where they trained you to be this imbecilic and ask them to refund you.

CriticMaestro:
So because she dicided to type using short hand removes the possibility of her being able to construct good sentence

Hahaha....ah no blame ur monkey brain...

It's obvious the guy was just offended the way the girl related to him...as in she get connect make she do anyhow...this wasn't professional it was personal

Continue deceiving your foolish self.

You were there when the said text was being composed for you to know when it got personal.

Foolish lazy youth like you.

For you not to see any wrong in that rubbish text message, I can only say I pity the people that struggled to pay your school fees.

Obviously, they wasted ALL their resources.

CriticMaestro:
Mumu black man, that is how u might miss on a great talent...always looking for stupid cheap respect...rubbish...to say na oyingbo type slangs giv u now, u for dey shake tail like bingo

Shame on you.

I know why you're taking it personal.

Birds of the same feather.

A so called talent that cannot string good sentences together is not even to be considered a talent at all in the first place.

If you call them lazy youths now, they'll start hyperventilating.

I just don't know how so many of them managed to pass English in their secondary school.

Maybe, I'm guessing, they did it the lazy way they know best: cheating, who knows...?

Nasty22:
Hehehe... And him like inspirational quotes eh.. Those where my early days of punting. Great men them

I dey tell ya.

Like say punting na school, we for don dey almost turn to graduates by now.

Nasty22:
Abmbola the virtual guy.... I miss that nigga sha

I dey tell you.

His tips were just something else.

Scary odds but e go just dey enta... anytime wey you no play am!

HitlerGaddafi:
I was mentioned into this thread by nwachibuzor and co. well I just have 3 things to say. One tonight, tomorrow morning and later in the afternoon. Those who know me well would. From season of 2012 to season of 2017. My first statement of the night. I was really moved to tears seeing people trying to break a portcullis over a meagre 2 thousand naira. For so many people to stoop that low in dropping their account numbers like a swam of bees confirmed 3 things. Majority of people on this thread are students, below 30 and mostlikely unemployed. Even the lhimeet being adored only joined last year and to add salt to injury, he is less than 23 years of age. This night i witnessed people leak the feet of a boy young enough to be their son just to be credited with 2 thousand naira. I missed the days of michky from season 1-6, bomasek, lordest ,ducksoup, 1oeola, bjhaid, chiefheywhy, ejamahrandy, mybettingtips krak , calebsky ,frankmoney and the legendary Drwise(only God knows where he is). As such i have sworn to help just 3 people get a job if you reside in lagos and a graduate. All i need is your DM and a PDF file of your CV. May God save this generation of youths. All is well.

You didn't mention great punters like:

Kiggster

And

Abmbola the Nigerian Rick Ross!

These two guys really showed me the way in punting.

highman10:
Am a winner

But a very big failure in English.

qreem231:
Even celebrities are not left out, Anita Joseph, Efe bbn, the list goes on.

That should tell you something about their education.

qreem231:
The am vs I'm. It irks me when I see people typing "am fine, am going home. It's I am, shortened to I'm. I'm fine, I'm going home. Am should only start a sentence when a question is being asked. Am I making sense?
Thanks.

Good one.

Me, I have declared a personal war a long time ago on all the "Am" idiots on nairaland.

Maybe it's time for me to seize this opportunity and start cooking crystal blue meth for these addicts like that Walter White of Breaking Bad TVseries.

userplainly:
He said perfectionist don't take risk and you asked what type of risk is he talking about.... so I guessed it's Bet9ja or Nairabet!.....

Okay...

Don't mind.

Im jus dey yarn anyhow.

Although say me I am a perfectionist but I dey play bet9ja wella.

Which other risk even pass dat one sef?

userplainly:
Bet9ja

Bet9ja did what?

Rolandken:
Is it not a shame that this is what is filling the mind of a young man? Instead of thinking how to better his life and family, he is thinking of what to possess to have sex with women. Lazy Nigerian Youth.

Exactly.

Shame on all lazy Nigerian youths.

Codebrain83726:
nice

Your grammar sucks.

I won't recommend anyone to give you any job.

daviesblaze:
Large Brain: Am talking about the the Smart ones, not the booky types sha. with the right type of voice and and a lil bit of manipulative techniques, you can virtually get any lady of choice.

For writing "Am" instead of "I'm", I think I can safely conclude that you have no large brain at all.

adadike:
Nina, no problem, ra ba amu na abughi nke gi, ra si ba ya ike but remember say, karma dey for corner with long cane dey watch u.

Nne I bukwa onye ojoo.

Negodu ife I n'ekwu n'onu.

Tufiakwa gi.

Miracle n'onwe ya na arakwanu otu n'abughi nke ya, keduzi ife I ga ekwu maka ya?

And by the way, why did you abandon your asadike nomenclature?

Completely dysfunctional family, probably...

loverboys:
am glad you love it.

So you are even one of those who write this "am" rubbish?

It's a shame.

I am so disappointed in you.

This is exactly the type of tests I like putting women through just to have an idea the type of substance you are really made of.

I am a perfectionist.

Let me explain to you some of the things you may never understand about perfectionists.

They are too serious?
That’s a fat lie.

I am only serious when the situation/occasion calls for it.

Otherwise, I am just jovial most of the time and I never take this life or myself too serious.

But on a second thought, why would you like to come to any meeting late and blame it on African time? Or why would you like to waste another person’s time and think it’s okay?

What a perfectionist needs is someone who is very good with time management.


They are loners?
You are right on this.

I am a loner by choice.

This is why.

Most people are so full of _shit. They have nothing interesting to talk about. They are more interested in petty gossips, what one star said or did the other day, BBNaija, who is _fucking who, or yakking about their drab lives.

Who has time to be listening to all those stupid talk?

If you want to have a highly intellectual and meaningful discussion, then come around with facts so that we can talk about business startups, technology trends, conspiracy theories, literature, current affairs… and so much more!

Can you do that for me?

No.

Okay, stay in your own lane.

And yes, my privacy matters a lot to me.

You are not supposed to know what you are not supposed to know.


They are less romantic?
You are right on this.

I’ve got no time for petty petty romance.

I have no time for female drama too.

I have no time for petting women.

I have no time to listen to stories I consider too drab.

I have no time for people who like beating about the bush.

In fact, I only have time for myself… and maybe a little time for you, if and only if, you have something interesting to discuss.

With me, it’s always business before pleasure (or romance)!


They are hot tempered?
Fat lie.

A very big fat lie.

I am so gentle, you won’t even believe I can kill a fly.

I am always in control of my emotions so where will the hot tempered of a thing even come from?

But then, why will you take someone’s thing and then fail to return it or wait for him to ask you for it before you will remember you have to return it?

Is that not a clear sign of foolishness, carelessness, irresponsibility and even wickedness on your own part?


They are usually stingy?
I am not stingy.

It’s just that you will have to merit anything I give you.

If you are looking for a Father Christmas, then wait until Christmas period, you’ll definitely see so many of them in their white long beards and red attire.


They are less creative?
Seriously?

Please don’t make me laugh.

Just go to sleep.

You don’t even know what being creative is all about.

Do you have any idea the amount of creative thinking I do on daily basis?

You think being creative is all about re-arranging your rooms and re-painting your walls?

Please, please, please, don't just make me laugh, okay?


They battle obsession?
Everyone battles with some form of obsession.


They hardly get wealthy?
Bull_shit.

All the while I am on my own, what do you think I am doing?

Of course, I am constantly thinking, reevaluating and strategizing on so many business ideas going on in my head.

One day with me, and I will give so many wealth creating ideas you may have never even considered in your entire life!

With me; it’s always about business and never about jobs.

So what other risks are you even talking about?

ANNOY:
Am tired of big brother Nigeria news. Mr la-la whatever, please stop giving us irrelevant news

I'm tired.

Not

Am tired.

How did even you manage to pass English in your WAEC?

Chi59:
Yeah, it's the cheapest makeup and the most effective. Don't you agree?

Most effective...?

Well, I quite agree.

Cheapest...?

Well, I don't do make-ups so I wouldn't know.

Chi59:
I like bad teachers but something tells me you're gonna be harsh.
No way!

Harsh is an understatement.

I am so harsh and impatient with slow learners.

But...

I can be so gentle, if I think you're worth it.

Meanwhile...

It's like you like smiling grinning a lot, huh...?

So even Ugandans are also part of the idiots that wrongly begin a sentence with "Am" instead of "I am" or just "I'm"?

So many Africans are truly mentally lazy.

Chi59:
Yep. Just terrible at my mother's tongue

You don meanit?!

Anyway sha, no wahala.

I can teach you everything you need to know and learn about the language.

But...

I must warn you.

I am a very bad teacher.

If you cannot learn everything within one hour, you're definitely getting the sack!

How about that?

Chi59:
Lol... I'm good. She's so pretty.

Yes na... what else do you expect?

Na over fineness dey worry us for our family na.

But that's just by the way.

Emm... Chi biko asị m ka m jụọ gị, biko ị bụ onye Igbo?

Does it mean, senators don't have immunity?

I'm not surprised.

She's just another lazy youth...

They are so many in this country.

Chi59:
I do remember you.
Hi Coldfeet

Coldfeets.

Coldfeet is my beautiful sister.

Well, that's by the way.

I'm good.

You...?

Chi59:
A person who broke her engagement because of you and now threatens not to marry you. What does that tell you?
She doesn't care about the feelings of others. She's selfish and self-willed. And she's trying to guilt trip you by making you the reason for breaking her engagement. That's emotional abuse. And if she's this way unmarried, she'll bring you much more pain once she's wedded to you.
You are seeing red flags. Don't allow emotions block your reasoning.
Count your teeth with your tongue and run as far as you can from her.

Nice.

I'm impressed.

Succinct and objective opinion devoid of any gender bias in any way at all.

I love that.

Remember me, from our last discussion... huh?

Okay.

You've triggered it.

I'm now in your radar...

CastedBlog:
Am Still Wondering where all this weird sort of guys are, that they keep meeting only these twitter users, So a lady named Eno just shared screenshot of a message she received from a guy who is toasting her, and its really weird, According to her the guy is from Igbo.

Joking apart, I am still wondering how you managed to pass English language in your WAEC exams.