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Who censored this thing?!

I say who the hell censored this thing?!

Who is that unfortunate nonentity that censored this thing?!!

That person will definitely die... one day!!!

Abeg, she don finally marry...?

PerfectlyPerfect:
women would push for gender equality when it comes to the good things, but for bad or negative things, you'll never see them.
Have you ever seen a woman pushing for gender equality when it comes to things like difficult work?
Even in clubs, they allow women to enter free of charge.
OP, gender equality gbuo gi dia

But why are you abusing the OP na?

It is not the OP that made the statement.

IamD18:
Then resign and stop seeking for attention on social media. Fvcking resign, you lazy ass or leave your m'dafvqin marriage for you to be free.


Why must a wife make such statement " If women were being paid for these chores "
What manner of selfishness is that? To get paid for doing chores in your home?

Is she mad? I don't know why women of these days finds it difficult to be their mother's role model. So pathetic.

What do you mean by "be their mother's role model"?

Or maybe, you meant to say "be their daughter's role model"?

No arsenal player?

No, we cannot take it!!!

CIES you are partial.

You are tribalistic.

We cannot take it.

Yes.

He's Mr. Integrity!!!

Sai Baba!!!

She deserves a Super Eagles jersey for saying this.

dru23:
Am not a car expert.. But from my experience with maintenance of my car ... my brother one thing for sure ,take mechanic with you to check for sludge in the engine.. Nigerians in general have a bad maintenance culture.. Most Nigerians cars do have sludge due to using wrong engine oil ...if you see a sign of oil sludge, carry you two legs and run for dear life ..it is a red flag indicating that the engine has been abused ..

I am not...

JONNYSPUTE:
... Thank you sir

You're welcome.

JONNYSPUTE:
Am not in support of any politician but with this kind of politics, we re doomed. May God help us.

It is either you write...

I am not...

Or just...

I'm not...

But never never

Am not...

Only idiots write Am not...

Josh44s:
Am tired. So we can not brush our teeth again. Am just tired abeg.

Shame on you.

Even at your old age, you're still writing "Am" instead of "I'm".

I'm just wondering how you even managed to pass your English in WAEC, or most probably, you didn't.

Rubbish.

ideology:
No man is responsible for any woman, except she has subjected herself to him through marriage.

Abeg don't support rubbish...

Before girls will be asking for guys money to buy bra, pants,

Even in marriage, I'll still prefer a non dependent partner.

I used the word partner simply because I view marriage as a partnership.

A symbiotic 50-50 partnership.

Allowing a woman to depend on me beyond the set limits all in the name of marriage like you're suggesting automatically becomes a parasitic partnership to me.

At that point, I can safely tell her "Nne, I no do again. Abeg dey go!"

kmaster007:
him well at all... you still reach final u no hppy.. Wetin you won make Wenger do....

But excuse me, sir.

If you write it in full as in happy, will the heavens fall?

Etranshub:
Am sure your parents didn't teach you to be exposing your b**** to the world and they will be disappointed .

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I am sure.

Or simply just...

I'm sure.

But never...

Am sure.

Only fools write "Am sure..."

Fear no gree the coward wey snap these pictures go near the battlefield.

What a terrible journalism!!!

InvertedHammer:
//
Fighting corruption: investigate, arrest, prosecute and incarcerate.

Shake down: arrest, investigate, extort and release.

PMB's government is about shake down with fanfare. Seeing
how PMB is fighting corruption, looting go dey hungry you because final final nothing go happen. You retire peacefully with your loot.
//

Sir, excuse me, are you a computer programmer?

Why do you like commenting on your comments?

Bridget95:
why not Tinubu

Buhari and Tinubu are from the same party.

It is only a fool that will expect Buhari to touch Tinubu, most especially when it is obvious that Tinubu helped him get to power.

Even the worst of evil men know that you don't repay good with evil.

The question should be why didn't Jonathan, who was in power while Tinubu was in opposition, arrest Tinubu?

Which brings us the question no one has ever bothered to answer.

All those clamouring for Tinubu to be jailed so as to prove to you that Buhari is really fighting corruption, please what offence has Tinubu committed?

On what grounds do you want him to be tried?

Don't come and start talking rubbish.

Bring incriminating evidence/s against Tinubu so that EFCC can take it up from there.

Otherwise...

Just shut up, okay?

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SoapQueen:
...Your moniker is "Coldfeets" not "Coldfeet". Who is the idiot here?

Why are you getting so defensive?

I hope you are not one of those idiots I AM trying to teach simple English?

When I was about to register on nairaland with the monniker coldfeet, I discovered it was already taken.

But I still like the name.

So, I went ahead to add the -s.

Which you'll agree with me, made the monniker even more eye-catching, right?

Now you know, you've got any problem with that?

Tybabe0001:
Am learning a new lesson

It's either you write:

I am learning a new lesson.

Or

I'm learning a new lesson, assuming you want to abbreviate it.

But never

Am learning a new lesson.

Only idiots write like that.

4stepsAead:
when be Europa Finals?

Wednesday, 16th May, 2018 Kick Off: 7:45 PM

IamD18:
Ikpu Alex biara board, but ikpu Cee-c ekweghi abia board Tobi chena oga justu racha ikpu Cee-c like dat

Cee-c hearing/reading this news will be like......

Nwoke ikpu.

Ikpu ikpu ikpu ikpu.

Bia nna m, o dikwa m ka o naani ikpu bu ihe i pasitara?

Ihe niile ga-abunatari maka ikpu n'ebe i no, abi?

Tufiakwa.

christejames:
Yes

when I was there boys were playing ball on the Alvan interlocked pitch the only problem is serious injury if one falls hard on that floor. Still inter-series competitions were organized there.

Actually, I'm thinking of how boys will be able to slide on their knees after scoring a beautiful goal like they do in English Premiership.

christejames:
The courtyard for Eni Njoku has been interlocked now, it's taking them forever to replicate same in Alvan.

Okay.

It's been long since the last time I was there.

But if they interlock alvan, will boys still be able to play soccer there?!

VERDA:
You hit the nail right on the head,not knowing when to be formal is a big sign of unserioisness,by the time she looses many job opportunities, she will give herself brain,I just hope she even finds out why she lost the opportunity and learn.

I'm telling you.

She may never find out why she keeps on losing such opportunities that might come her way.

That's why we need to be pointing out such glaring errors on public fora like Nairaland so that others might also learn from other people's mistakes.

Jeezuzpick:
[s]Gd am, y do u tink u jst made sense?

because u ryt in plain English?

Tot so[/s].

Sir, you are guilty of the same offence!

In fact, your case is even worse.

Why not take the log out of your own eye first; and then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye?!

VERDA:
Her own case tire me sha,she is not serious person.

Exactly.

For most people like her, it's most likely a case of habit.

Probably, she must have formed the disgusting habit of writing in meaningless abbreviations to the extent that now, she can't even tell the difference.

That apart, I also fault her for not recognizing when writing is formal and when it is not.

You cannot be responding to job inquiries and be writing as if you were talking to your mates and you expect your employers to take you serious.

VERDA:
I get your point bro,but talent and ability to string good sentences are two different things,I have seen a lot of very talented and hardworking people that not too fluent in English,they try to learn though,let's try not to dismiss people because their English is not too good,be thankful you had the opportunity to learn and speak well....not everybody did.

Well, I get your point too.

But everyone should try to make an effort.

What will it take someone who can write cum to write come?

Is that not a clear sign of mental laziness?

lonelydora:
Eni Njoku and Alvan Ikoku are twin hostels. Just like Mbanefo and Nkrumah (for PG students)

Of course, I know.

I stayed in Franco during my days in UNN.

But I'm trying to recollect and I think eni njoku had a better stadium than Alvan.

And this stadium in the photo looks more like that of eni njoku than Alvan's...

But I could be mistaken...

Maybe I am mistaken, but this looks more like Eni Njoku Hostel to me.

CriticMaestro:
Haha haha dude I'm not competing with u ..imi just trying to communicate as fast as I can...
But I can see you are Mr perfect, yet you are still jobless...I don't blame you sha...stay put with your mediocre mind

Try not to be faster than your shadows whenever you are 'communicating'.

That will surely help in preventing your foolishness from _cumming all over the place just like the lady, you fellow lazy youth, in question.

CriticMaestro:
Am not trying to stand up for the girl...all I Am trying to point out is d negativity that the man was trying to attached to her use of shorthand...there are millions of people in this country that do use shorthand and live well...in journalism it's a key skill to maximize time...
Now the man in quote obviously took it personal bcuz
1. Na connect she wan use land the work
2. He's offended bcuz she was being too girlish...u know how our girls are...they always like too dey make guys look mumu

Am not?

No wonder!!!

Fools will always defend their fellow fools!