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Actuarydeji:
He's very wise. Let be realistic, can you earn #100 million as a salary for 35 years without involving in any fraud?

Okay, let's be even more realistic?

Who will even give you 100 million in exchange for your very worthless certificate/s?

You see...?

Sagamaje:
Femi Adesina father messed up by not using condom. This man is too foolish

And you think your own pops did well during your own time...?

Talknochip:
LMAO.... Is it ur Money? Is it ur Parents? Cos of u sef,i will even dash d teachers join sef

Nwanne, your case is different.

Your case is beyond redemption.

Talknochip:
Pls, who is buyin it?.... Will not only sell mine but will also sell d secondary sch i attended join and give dem d primary sch i attended as a Bonus....

You should be ashamed of yourself.

So after writing JAMB for five years and doing all those nonsense and useless school assignments and exams, this is how you want to reward your parents for wasting their hard earned money on you abi?

Tufiakwa gi.

mrtomola:
Give me 50millon and come pack all the certificates in my house. WAEC, NECO, BSC. PRIMARY SCHOOL LEAVING CERT, NYSC, MASTERS and after I Don collect the money and I go do PHD join give you sef but you go add another 10m to make it 60m.

Look at his mouth.

So I should give you 50 million so that you will give me the full collection of all the nonsense and useless certificates you've acquired abi?

So that I will do what with it?

Biko keep your useless and nonsense certificates to yourself.

You can also use it to fan yourself during hot weather.

ojun50:
Am coming let me ask buhari if he is going to context with his nepa bill

Before you come...

Just know that it is "I am coming..." or just "I'm coming..."

And not...

"Am coming..."

At least, show that you're educated yourself before you start looking for someone to laugh at for not being educated.

eleojo23:
This is what happens when you suspend common sense because of greed.

Anybody can just set up a Ponzi scheme and call it Bitcoin bla bla because they know that Bitcoin is trending these days

30% profit in one week? Does that make sense?

And the victims are so-called educated people.

Smh..

If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably not true.
Real investments grow over time and require patience but people always want it sharp sharp...
and that is why they will continue to fall for this kind of scam in the future...

Don't be too sure of what you're saying.

Opportunities do exist for someone to make even more than 100% in profits in just a matter of hours... not even one week.

Because you are not aware of such opportunities doesn't mean that they do not exist neither does it mean that they are fraudulent or stupid.

Hope you are aware of sports betting?

With sports betting, you can be making even more than 30 % returns on your investment in just a matter of minutes.

The only thing is that you need to have the basic knowledge of how the business works so that you can take what we refer to as good strategic risk in the business.

It's like every gruesome killing now is herdsmen?

I just hope this is not just another case of rape gone bad by some local miscreants or even and outright murder committed by her enemy who are now masking as herdsmen?

But whatever... we've got to be on the alert.

KendrickAyomide:
Why he no use NwaAmaikpe ?
Christan NwaAmaikpe

I think it's simply because Nwaamaikpe is a name of a dog as in nkita ekuke.

Pataricatering:
that’s the only thing they are good for - nothing constructive but at least they keep
the govt on its toes !

Exactly.

Wiziman:
It looks gay

Come, are you sure you are not gay?

MrHowto:
You're right. I don't know what is wrong with this Muslims they erect 1 Pilar each four years. I am not even sure if Mallam Jonathan have erected any pillar in his last six years of presidency. What of the other uneducated Muslim called Obasanjo that ruled for 8 years has he done anything about the bridge?

We are tired of these Muslim let's try a Christian like Atiku.

Jisos!

Guy, you be baba for sarcasm.

In fact, as from today I don change your nairaland monicker to Mrsarcasticlala.

Choi!

Wailers o seti kwanu o!

Biakwanu kobanu nonsense juru unu onu.

Ndi nzuzu.

Biko SAI baba ruo 2023!!!

AreaFada2:
Dude this is not a thread for England people o. That said, most people know the literal meaning of "exposes himself".

People will wonder if a security guard may not have articulated his message well enough. Many would not expect him to be able to. Even though due to the job market market in 9ja, he might actually be a graduate.

Why would a grown ass security man sleep stark naked at work? Hard to fathom.

Our superstitious people on NL will soon claim it is part of his protective otumokpor ritual at work.

I know this thread is not for England people but is that enough reason for someone to sound so ambiguous in his or her explanations?

GavelSlam:
Up Buhari.

Up Emefiele.

Up Adeosun.

Up Nigeria.

Up wailers too... for keeping buhari and co. on his toes.

johncallidon:
thunder wey no get parents fire you there. idiot

Hahaha

E get thunder Wey no get parent?

Na wa o!

Anyway sha, i return it back to sender one time!

Runs gini?

Biko nne, dont make excuses to justify your coded runs girl life.

Chai

English hard o... for some people.

It's a pity.

She's fine.

How many times will this same topic hit the front page?

I hope someone is not bribing someone on this forum?

NwaNimo1:
His corpse must have decomposed by now...... and dissolved in sulphuric acid?

He was a massive threat.......

... threat to himself, right?

prechbills1:
you're not serious

That's how I see it.

Pampering makes you weak.

A man should never be seen as weak.

prechbills1:
why don't you need pampering.
?

alpha male

Pampering is for BABIES... and ladies only.

prechbills1:
sure man..

your kind of woman should be;
one who takes care of you
pampers you
shares ideas with you.

Umm... let's see...

Takes care of me is okay.

I don't need pampering in any form!

Shares ideas with me ALL THE TIME!!!

My kind of woman!

Just negodu this nigga.

You've already made up your mind.

What other advice do you want?

Do whatever pleases thee.

It's a free world.

Chloe88:
indomie generation won't understand

Are you not one of them?

Divorce is still pretty much a viable option, or don't you think so...?

goodnessme02:
I so hate it when we console ourselves with "English is a borrowed language".....
the simple truth is......if you have gone through the school system for 14 years and cannot construct simple grammar, you are a capital failure

it's very much possible to make pardonable mistakes but it'll be pardonable if atleast has meaning and can be understood

Don't mind that ignoramus.

He's a capital failure already for him to be supporting such gross bastardization of the English language with the lamest possible excuse.

English is a borrowed language my foot!

Real Madrid trying to copy their stupid brother Barcelona.

He must be a GAYlord