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NwaChibuzor:
The only thing I can think of is using those animals to prepare one nice nchara or onugbu soup.

Using that hyena to prepare a very nice okazi soup surrounded with about 13 wraps of fufu and one full keg of fresh crispy palmwine with 2 pretty ladies twerking and stripping in front of me won't be a bad idea either. Now thats how to enjoy life.

NwaAmaikpe is that you?

seguno2:
Many don't know that this is a subtle way to Islamise our country and flog us with Sharia law.
I weep for the gullible Christians using their own money for islamisation.

How come it's mostly Christians that cry islamization?

Does it mean that you christians are not strong at all in your faith such that someone can force you into another religion... just like that?

If you want to know some of the lesbians on nairaland, just keep scrolling down.

Pay very close attention to all the (f) monickers you'll see there.

godwinony:
Most people including me don't care even if the commentary is in Chinese as long as we can see the footballing/sports action live it is sufficient

Keep deceiving yourself.

With time you'll even start to see that you care about the language so much.

Watching live matches with another language commentary other than English is hell.

Tstv Abeg make una no jus kill the fun jus because say una wan crash price patapata.

Yes, I be dstv agent buh I go soon port

Choi!

Me, I dey like dis kain revenge very well.

NwaChibuzor:
what I love about this asians is the hairy pussy they keep. Hairy pussy is sweeter than shaved pussy.

Bia nwoke m, okwa ima na anya adirokwa gi mma?

As usual, ipobs leading the way in the federal department of criminology.

Well, uba sounds like a Biafran name.

But I may be wrong and they are just referring to a former UBA Bank staff that traveled to India to defraud people.

Bullet01:
It's only a Nigerian that will use "am instead of I'm" Cheap scam .

Through their English you shall know them

You're very smart.

That am instead of I'm or I am alone is enough to tell any smart person that it is a Nigerian at the other end.

Daeylar:
Isn't the same scam in the other thread with the white woman?


Lol, you've brought another angle Nigerians no dey dull

I love that.

You're smart.

I purposely wanted to bring another dimension into the whole thing.

I've heard stories of someone shouting ole ole and the ole himself will also be shouting ole ole!

I just hope the OP is not testing his scamming techniques for people here to help him spot the loopholes and help him perfect his game?

How can someone you barely know be sending those things to you and you still haven't asked yourself if you still dreaming or not?

All looters are criminals.

But some are more equal than the others.

Behold the undisputed leader of the free world.

Behold the undisputed presidente of peoples repoblik of Bïafra.

Ladies & gentlemen,

I give you....

Maazi Ayoor Fayoshey!

Whosai?

Nnamdi wey me an' am dey jam regularly for bet9ja shop wey we dey dey hussle for our daily bread naim you dey talk.

Bia army, kpachakwala anya o!

O buru egwu, kwusikwaya o!

England Finally!!!

Sorry...

I mean Scotlanndddd!!!

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OP, do you need more?

Israeljones:
no man will see this and not imagine things...
if u think yu a man and can ignore things like this without having to think of getting a hand on it... then ur head is not correct..
So why blame the pastor

Speak for yourself.

As for me, I prefer böobs to böoty!

cabalocracy:
Ogbeni you and that "cold" guy have been ranting all day about TSTV and it's really getting annoying​. you are obviously hating on something you haven't even seen with your two negative eyes.If u are not interested in their product then carry your pessimistic dstv self out of here or go and jump inside the lagoon..is it by force

Two negative eyes indeed!!!

PapaNnamdi:
Shove this rubbish up ur anus,
Dstv staff,

5000 naira is not enough to cause a heart attack,
Even if it is only Nta showing, we will buy it and use it like that till they grow,
Considering wat glo did to mtn,
Tstv must stay

Don't mind that bloody DSTV idiat!

I'm sure he's already aware that he'll be sacked very soon.

You can feel his palpable fear all over his post.

Greedy monsters.

Just because TSTV announced its arrival, the bloody GoTV idiats have rushed to bring back Sony Max and they were even saying stupid stuff like 'you complained we listened'

Idiats.

You listened to your greed.

They are now even showing FOX, CBS Reality but I'm just laughing at them.

Fools.

They have probably forgotten that you cannot deceive all the people all the time.

DSTV, sorry boys but your game is up.

GOTV: LEAVE IT, HATE It

Ndi nzuzu.

Ndi oshi.

gypsey:
Absolutely! i guess they believe in hard work pays. i have always doubted that notion, hard work make s people ill, tired, old, poor and hopeless, see how he is walking bare foot in that bacteria infected mud for meagre 20 naira. Rubbish!

They call it hustling...

I call it suffering...

At least, he should be wearing rain boots na.

gypsey:
is this legal? Africans likes hard work.

Exactly!!!

So many africans would rather work hard than work smart.

iPIGS.

This family feud is very serious.

cristianisraeli:
let me break it down for a zombie dummy like you...GO AND BEG YOUR VILLAGE PEOPLE TO RELEASE YOU.THE ZOMBIE CURSE IS ON YOU..remember to collect your 2k naira and buhari packed rice on the day you vote in 2019..zombie with PVC

Unfortunately for you Sir, I am not from a demonic and evil village like yours where people tie each others destiny with charms.

cristianisraeli:
see this suya meat they talk about pvc..you bi pure anuman and correct anuofia.you will remain a zombie forever you better go and beg your village people to release you from the zombie curse currently disturbing you..because only a MAD man will vote for buhari in 2019.you have gone mad completely.we need to beg the gods on your behalf so they can release you.

crocodile smile on your behind.we all know crocodile dont smile.so na lunch meat you bi..ewu

rada rada rada rada...

At the end of the day, what did he say?

Nothing.

Empty barrels make the most noise.

cristianisraeli:
if them born you well go shout sai baba for market...i go follow beat nonsense comot for your body..ewu

Am I surprised at all ?

No.

That's all you know.

Politics of force and thuggery.

Why will I go and be shouting sai baba in the market whereas I can use my PVC to quietly vote for Buhari again come 2019?

So you see, you are not only a sore loser.

You're also a very big fool.

By the way, do you even have a PVC?

Foolish and idiotic chest beater like you.

May python dance fall on you.

Zuwo.

bigpicture001:
..guess ur a realist..just like me
..

I am.

Through and true.

banmee:
Shows how re.tarded you are. A woman with no skill whatsoever has 5 million dollars in one account and you are here defending her. Is that how they do it where you reside in Togo? Of course nothing will happen to her because you and a vast majority of Nigerians are corrupt. Let the looting continue. How is the weather in Lome?

Don't mind that old fool.

He is no longer benefiting from his looters in government which is why he is so distraught.

He's plotting 2019 with his shortsighted looting infested mind and eyes meanwhile good and patriotic citizens of this country are looking at 2023!

Sai sai sai baabaaaa!!!

Chai!

Ha ha ha ha!!!

cristianisraeli:
apa oponu oloshi......ode!!!

zombie like you dont know buhari is the zombie king and his fellow zombies are in the same government school.how will you confirm something about a zombie king from his zombie followers.wait till 2019...breeze go blow...anumanu..anuofia

We are waiting na.

We go see as you and your looting mama peace go take go back to Aso Rock na.

Loser!

cristianisraeli:
just look at this ogufe meat way no no anything..buhari ruled as a dictator the first time.he stole power.you wont know because you stlll they poo poo for behind that time.i am your fathers mate so i think you are talking to your father...anuofia!!!

Itiboribo.

Agadi na-agwo ofe.

So you even have the result and you are talking this nonsense.

Why don't you take that result and go to that government school in Katsina to ask them whether the result they issued in 1961 is real or fake since it's obvious your shoddy life depends so much on that?

Papa lolo.

Si ebea puo biko!

Develpeast:
I was just 8 at the time. My friends and I were going to catechism class in the reverend sister's convent. It was a ritual that we go early and pluck "fruits" before the commencement of the classes. We knew there were dogs in the compound, I mean fierce looking dogs but they were always caged. This fateful day, we thought it was like every other day, we were throwing stones to hit the fruits and enjoying our target practice not knowing that these three dogs were busy locating the direction of stones and coming towards us.

lo and behold, the dogs started running towards, Peter saw the dogs first and screamed "dogs, dogs", thinking he was trying to be smart and carry all the fruits. It when I heard "whoof, whoof" close to me, I believed him. I ran my heart out. These dogs didn't want to stop, they came at us determined to bite us. I started running and crying. We ran for minutes, infact the distance we ran was close to a mini-marathon. It was until the reverend sister came out that she ordered them to go inside before we felt any form of respite. The funniest part was that we graduated from crying to laughing in seconds. We continued eating the fruits we plucked.

Funny.

Have you read the book Adventures of Souza by Kola Onadipe?

Find the book and read it.

You'll really enjoy it.

You will read about so many similar adventures to this one you narrated.

bigpicture001:
..have you ever heard or seen a guardian angel at work...? I have then I understood that each person's death time is actually allowed to take place,cuz it can be stopped by God..av seen God stop plenty of death

You're right.

The thing is, when some people rejoice for their lucky survival, you just get this feeling that they are at the same time gloating over their fortunes as against the victim/s misfortunes as if they are so special and the other person/s is not.

At that point, you will see me coming in to remind such persons as a way of bringing them down to earth that there's really nothing special about their survival because we live to die the next day!

cristianisraeli:
you bi pure ode!!!

if the office can go to buhari a man with no certificate..yes mama peace can be president

Ewu Awusa.

Can you swear with whatever you worship that Buhari has no certificate?

He had no certificate, and he ruled your father in 1983.

He still has no certificate, and he's now ruling you and and your father now.

Dey dia.

I know you're still a small boy which is why you still reason in such a poor manner.

Buhari gave you his certificate number, told you the year and the people he sat with in the exam, told you the school he obtained the result from and you are still here deceiving yourself.

But certificate issue aside, do you really believe leadership qualities is based on certificates?

Well, like I said, you are still a very small boy which is why you may be thinking so.