₦airaland Forum

Chai!

This is so touching.

I jus wish baba God will give me the heart to start caring for women.

IykeWest:
TOO DISGUSTING!

Opposite.

ShawttySoFyne:
No bra day- excuse to be foolish

If you got it you better flaunt it.

But if you ain't got it...

Don't be hating.

Tunami:
lol, guy this your game is funny.

E jus be like say the guy jus wan dash alabi im money.

She looks good.

But you can still see the Nsukka local girl look all over her.

Operation restructuring northern Nigeria!

Ifakiland:
Broke ass biitch....u still have the nerves to threaten to break up, please break up fast and move on Abeg.....help his life and move on....mr eazi doesn't have two head....may God never bring a broke gf like u into my life o....#spits#

Don't mind the biatch.

She probably thinks being a girlfriend is a job.

The nigga should be spending on you because he's your father and you are his responsibility eh kwa?

Nonsense human being.

Instead of expecting the gentleman to be spending on you, why don't you ask him for some money to start your own business so that you can be making your own money and spending it all on yourself?

It seems so many of our so called young ladies nowadays really need some form of brain reset.

Hi guys.

I open my bet9ja account and I see I have a bonus.

Please who knows the terms and conditions on how to make very good use of this bonus?

Thanks.

Daboomb:
The bolded is exactly your problem!
You dont know how to handle a ripe woman!

Just ask her staright: Do you want me to F*ck you?
if she says YES....

Ball her heavily one evening (even if you have to be thinking of Naijabet loss you suffered while at it).
Ball her so hard and when you are done, look her in the face and say:

I just dey pity you but Don tlet me see you here agian otherwise l will use you for money rituals!

I swear, fear nor go even let her waka pass your window.

Guy, you're crazy, I swear.

Bikonu when are we ever going to see Seun's pre wedding photos?

How can the nigga be freely showing other people's pre wedding photos on this platform and yet no one has bothered to ask for his own?

Nnaa na wa o!

abumaryam012:
What's wrong with the igbos? Are they not intelligent? They easily accept rumors and spread it fast.
That's what that stupid Nnamdi Kanu used and lead to the early grave of many young Igbos, and where is he now?

Guy, I be Igbo but to tell you the truth, me sef I no jus understand wetin dey happen to so many of my Igbo brothers and sisters nowadays.

If you jus go to read some of their comments on facebook these days, some of the things you go dey see go make you begin to dey question their intelligence and manner of reasoning sef.

I taya no be small.

LexngtonSteele:
Hope he didn't fake his kidnap to extort ransom out of her.

Sorry, but humans can be untrustworthy.

May he be found safe and sound if otherwise

Are you thinking what I am thot?

Prestdude:
Seriously?? Dead career If Em drops an album today, he'll win another Grammy award.... Dudes career can't be dead bro.

If...

Sheunma:
You talk authoritatively yet you know so little about whom u talk about. EMs last album was 2010? What planet u from bro? What was Marshal Matters LP 2 2013? A solo? Google is very useful bro.

Please educate me some more, is there any difference between album and LP?

If there is, then I think I still stand to be corrected, but Slim's last album was in 2010.

Rextayne:
You should be in the kitchen, not commenting here, I hate it when dumbasss say Bs.

Sir, you don't necessarily have to accept my opinion.

Sheunma:
EM "resuscitate" his dead career? Sorry bro, not sure you know what that word means.

Yes.

When last did you hear any good shḯt from Slim?

He did Recovery way back in 2010 and then he disappeared.

Now he wants to come back.

And he probably thinks attacking the POTUS is the best way to achieve that.

Anyways, I wish him good luck.

If I were to be Mr President Trump, I won't even bother to respond to the white mo'fṳcker.

He probably wants to resuscitate his dead career by taking cheap shots at the president.

If you don't like Mr. Trump Mr. Slim, it's okay.

In four years time, vote him out!

I hope say davido neva begin to dey sacrifice im boys to the illuminati?

Don't mind them.

When they are caught now you'll see them looking so humble like ewu crismass.

Ndi uchu.

Oluwaseyi00:
H.mmm

Cranes of shadows.

panifid:
These men were executed. Shots to the heart at point blank range. NO SHOOTOUT HERE. POLICE CAN LIE.......

Reduce that size to 12pt

jamarifox:
They say cultist, na gay fvck enter ya head
Keep exposing yourself

What else do you expect?

His name is JayCynic.

But in reality...

JayCynic = GAYcynic.

deolu2000:
Just like u are dancing Ewku ege,right?

Egwu Eke.

Egwu = Dance.

Eke = A very big snake(like Python for instance).

frankdGreat125:
Buhari n his illiterate soldiers should stop provoking us more.
If all dis continues, we will a play a music dat Nigeria will not b able to dance it.

Just like you were not able to dance the python tune the Nigerian government played for you guys abi?

elantraceey:
Marriages these days scares the hell out of me

In that case if marriage really really scares you, then you are not sure of yourself.

Rivers of blood.

Sharon6:
Nice one.

GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

Look at this babe.

We are talking football; you're talking stretch mark.

Isi adikwa gi mma?

Nekwanu ala nwanyi asaba!

Ala nke a ga adikwa uto imi.

Turkey again?

The guns from Turkey?

The diplomat from Turkey.

I think I'll eat Turkey with cold beer this night.

TheKingIsHere:
Then stick to dstv and allow those of us who don't have issues with the language enjoy it.

Two moral advice for you, Sir.

1. Don't be selfish.

2. Always ask for the best.

apalemighty01:
Which means u watch it in the comfort of ur home. cos at the viewing centers, u won't hear anything cos of the noise

Exactly!

apalemighty01:
How many commentary person dey hear for noisy ball house?
even if the station is mute I won't complain

That's you.

Me, I dey like hear records and stats and histories of the teams playing plus general news on football and the players.

Maybe you watch soccer just for watching sake but as for me, I am a professional punter and in punting, such information is gold.