₦airaland Forum

This new guys can actually run for their lives, fit and more like what you would expect ur service chiefs to look like!

MrCork:
....u kiddddin me right??..this is tripin u people ther in Nigeria?...we been usin this in London for the past 50yrs!!! (no oofeinse)

Londay was once like Abuja too.

klem93:
Davido meet with the Vice President of the nation and said they discussed about the youth initiatives of the country and above all said he can't wait any longer for his album to drop.

"davidoofficial: WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA DISCUSSING YOUTH INITIATIVES...HE SAID HE CANT WAIT FOR THE ALBUM ANY LONGER"



https://instagram.com/p/6P6XVxqUHN/

Says the nigga dat spends more time abroad...

nehas:
I wonder y people complain when dy can easy switch to ctl..seeing is believing

Is Ctl in Abuja? I first saw it in Enugu

bushdoc9919:
Startimes should bid for premier league matches too!

A bidding war, the highest bidder wins.. And I don't see StarTimes outbidding DSTV atleast not yet.. What we need is price regulation from NBC & Govt!

charix:
I still don't understand the Nigerian craze for soccer. DSTV know the best way to pacify or force Nigerian subscribers to do things against their will is through viewership of soccer events.

I know alot of men who bought decoders only because of soccer matches and with this change I foresee them upgrading their bouqet option to premium service.

You prolly got it for African Magic too (which I despise) it's called passion, nothing personal! Don't fight the viewers, let's join hands against DSTV!

modelmike7:
NBC is dragging this case for so long. Something must be done drastically to curb this madness from Multi Choice! We realy need a Nigeria company to come out and give them a fight, HiTV tried, but weren't given the necessary support by the then government in power.

Not really, HiTv was given support by Yar'Adua but he squandered the money hence he could not compete with DSTV for viewing rights the following year... The rest as they say.. Sadly though! Truth is we need more competitors, the monopoly and capitalism from DSTV is just too much! Aargh!!

chukwudi44:
Buhari should be the one to demand soft landing from GEJ because just one word from GEJ Nigeria's oil production would crash to less than 100,000bpd

Too bad he's not as wicked as you. May God change your way of thinking. ameen

babyfaceafrica:
Risky and unsafe fo naw..I prefer to go inside the bank..please..I don't like stories that touches the heart

Brave urself, the era of tech is here.. Word on the street is some ppl been think say GSM na jazz too

Zico5:
This is real Naija for u, suffering and smiling. I don't know when we re going to make it right. And some of these people will still continue to praise him. Thank God for this change. I have been enjoying uninterrupted power supply for four days now. It can only get better with this administration. Slow and steady

True talk bro! Before as soon as NEPA(sic) bring back light I'd run at the same speed to Iron my clothes! Now I'll just be like "change is here I'll iron them later" and now they take it for maximum two days and bring it back.. Which is cool too cuz at the current rate it still needs to be rotated

Change is here!
Wailers freedom of speech is part of the change o!

segtak25:
Source :http://streetgist.com/midnight-accident-on-lagos-ibadan-express-way-photos/

I know everybodys destined to die when their times up but d way some trailer drivers d speed with our bad roads you think say dem dey hurry up to die. RIP sha!

kITATITA:
What happens to conservation?

No really how many hippos do we have in Naija? Nigeria is so blessed too bad we have no regard for tourism! Go abroad you will miss many things we take for granted here! RIP Hippo!

denkyw:
my body starts itching...I get a
Heart attack
Cardiac arrhythmias
Strokes
Seizures
Permanent damage to the lungs
Perforation of the nasal cavities
Ulcers
Perforation of the stomach and intestines
Rhabdomyolysis
Decreased sexual function
Contracting bloodborne diseases such as Hepatitis C or HIV/
AIDS
Serious skin infections and abscesses and in some rare cases......


Death

If only a doctor has enough time to exhaust all the data

kossyablaze:
Itz a pity dah LADIES of nowdays hardly possess all these!Is it CR77 or LadyF or Introvert?Even tho I perceive them to be she_males.

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME AND MY NAIRALAND NIGGAZ A LADY THAT POSSESS ALL LISTED ABOVE.

Guys the ultimate test is financial stability, as long as there is money women are ready to make sacrifices... Inadequate financial stability is why most marriages crash. Make sure you test ur future wife or husband (meek mills type lol) before u commit o! And and food too unless u want to be eating out or indomie!

Aisha95:
Truth is that Men also love girls that are fun to be with. Not the boring types that can't easily keep a nice covo. Or is it the type that replies with abbreviations when chatting?
Heck, that is a big turn off to the guys.
Then adding to it, men loved being appreciated for even the least of things they do. Doing that will propel them to do more - it kind of cheer up their spirit.
Lastly, when a lady is committed to a religious belief, she is considered responsible to some extent so that as well is a factor that draws the attention of men to such ladies.

You're ready

sinizia:
So true!! A friend of mine once turned down the chance of dating a very lanky girl he loves because her "breàst were like a 'dot' on a plain sheet."

To him, there was no booby on her to suck.

No chill bruh! If everything else fails in ur life, become a comedian! Lmao

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Wondering how any of it is your business. . . I often wonder if folks like you have a life you care about. It's rather appalling how you can sit down and analyze other peoples lives and choices, and call it appalling.

Newsflash: It's their lives, their decisions. The consequences of their actions, they live with it, not you or anyone else. Start worrying about your own life and how to make yourself better. Pointing fingers at others and analyzing the lives of others doesn't make you a better person. . . Doesn't even pay your bills. It only earns you "likes" on nairaland from your fellow jobless beings who also have no life, than to sit down and nit pick the lives of others.[/color]

Thanks for having enough life to put him in his place!

soe:
Hello...can we please be reasonable here.

The United States is not running a stagnant economy...their currency value would definitely rise and fall at some points...the influence of a capitalist economy cannot be over-ruled.

On the other hand, what we are doing is to have a nation that is less dependent on the US economy, Mynd44 had asked a very salient question yesterday for which no one could answer.

he asked, Why did the Naira fall so badly from 160 to 200 in 2014/2015 ? If you can answer that, then we can reason with your cock and bull theory

The answer is so simple. A number of factors contribute to the rise or fall of a country's currency; We have the stock market/foreign investments, tourism and international trade. But basically, and speaking in lay man terms, if you have more people replacing their currencies with your currency, then your currency will rise in value. If you have more people dealing in your currency than their currency, then your value will rise. Sadly as the reverse implies, if you have more people dumping your own currency for the other currency, your value will nose dive.

If you look at the above relation, you will notice that it all falls back to a demand/supply chain rule, but not explicitly.

The only back door approach to a rise/fall currency value is the so called "de-valuation or denomination" of the currency which has to do with the Central Bank physically reducing the supply of your own currency so as to make it seem as though it is scarce again.

So what do you think happened in 2014/2015, Corrupt polithiefians knew it was the season of campaign and stealing and stashing and looting. It was the season to keep monies at home. They all withdrew in USDollars and replaced our Naira with Dollars. So, the dollar became increasingly more sought in our local market, almost competing with the Naira. Hence the crash of the Naira in the local (black) market.

What CBN is doing now, as part of the change program, is to force the polithiefians to return to the need and use of Naira and dispose their ill gotten USDollars stashed in their personal and underground vaults. The moment USDollars is not acceptable to our local banks. That will reverse the 2014/2015 trend and restore the Naira value to 160.

But as I said...the US Govt. has an economy to run also, and until we successfully reduce the dependency of our economy on theirs, our Naira value will also rise and fall intermittently....the good news however is that the USDollars is no longer competing with the NAIRA in our loal market...we are shifting the battle back to the International FOREX MARKET

How come his name is Barcanista (teamwork team) if you want personal glories at the expense of national devt? It should be Madrista!

I endorse you for CBN governor!
Era of technocrats!
Era of change!
God bless Nigeria!

Truflame:
The best bank in Nigeria is GTbank. Make thorough inquiries before transacting with other banks. They can really frustrate the living daylight in you

And Zenith too. These two banks are the most technologically advanced and have the highest number of customers and branches for a reason. Although the queues in their banks ehn esp GTB! That's why I still don't have an acct with them yet. I will get it eventually though, internet and mobile banking should make up for the queues!

If you see the CVs of all theses people that will make up PMB's cabinet, u can't even be jealous!
The era of technocrats!
The era of change!
God Bless Nigeria!

NgeneUkwenu:
Change is here!

When I saw ExxonMobil, I was like you cant have a better CV than that. These kind of companies will fire you for coming late to work or even stealing as low as N5000

Oya shakiti Bobo..wait he's Ibo, I mean Deltan.. Sekem
Pls were are those that said they will join APC if PMB appoints a southerner for this role??
Wailers wail on o!

Nihilist:


OP at least credit the source you stole this writeup from

http://www.arcane-archive.org/religion/african/ase-power-over-nature-1.php

This chick no get chill... All this stealing and lies for FP.. Com dey form my dad was babalawo died in April.. Fear God o! Werey!

Being Ridiculously gullible has got nothing to do with religion. Don't blame her stupidity and desperate act on religion please!

seunmsg:
It seems the new CBN policy is achieving the intended result despite the criticism by the PDP.

The monies looted by the WAILERS is loosing value, hence the wailing continues! CBN FTW! God Bless Nigeria!

phyllosilicate:
just one heavy rain! ... Northern states are lucky, if heavy rain falls almost non stop for 7 days as it happens in Benin, Kano will turn to lake chad.

Lagos

steppin:
If rain meet this one, story don get 'K' leg.

Lmao! Gbege na to confess love at first sight

SilentPrince:
What are you saying? Being literate is being able to read. Anyone can read. What matters is the ability to understand and apply knowledge. If the Northerners were educated they would know that having Sharia Courts, Suicidal tendencies, female genital mutilation, preventing kids from going to school etc are terrible ideas and should not be encouraged. But no, despite being able to read and write they fail to be educated.

Says the person that doesnt know that to be literate is to be educated.. The question is in which aspect is the literacy or education if you will? Literacy is simply ability to read and write - now apply that to religions and languages

Katastrofy:
akon neva talk wetin he want

Are u so used to suffering that you even suspect somebody whose out to help with a good heart? He's African remember?! May God give you more wisdom of understandn, ameen!

ECOTERRORS:
The same Airforce that Buhari made a mess of on National TV. Never ever belive Buhari for your own longevity.

God bless Nigeria Airforce

So what? Last time I checked there's a new service chief in charge now! Change is what you are witnessing ladies & gentlemen!

El-Rufai's ambition is presidency 2k19
Kaduna is the privileged stepping stone

AMBIVERT:
1. Why were there no top business and economic echelons in his envoy?
You know you have goofed on a trip when your escorts are sleeping or thinking about their sexy wives instead of taking notes.

2. Are you saying that APC does not believe in women empowerment? And that there are no competent women in her fold?

3. Obama does not reside in Africa. Of all countries he is currently worried about, no African country comes quite close.
Buhari on the other hand sleeps, eats, walks, drinks, laughs, breathes and shytes APC...
This is not the first time he has made that gaffe. Now you should understand why it is almost inexcusable.

In response to no. 3 funny he embarked on his four day tour of Africa afterwards..

It's not even funny... Ok readin it at first was funny!
But seriously.. Even w/ chicks dat digg u, dey still cant hold convos. I deliberaty refuse to chat w/ dem until we meet in person. Lol
Lawd have mercy