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PoliticsWho Has Seen A Nigerian Governor Sweated Like This? by coliform(op): 11:44am On Jul 05, 2019
This is prof. Babagana Zulum, the governor of Borno state. Profusely sweating under the hot weather.
The way this man is working if he continues like this, he will be a huge blessing to the people of the state.
For now, I think he is a round peg in a round hole.

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Council Of State Approves N27,000 As Minimum Wage For States by coliform: 2:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
That's good
PoliticsRe: They Want To Impeach Osinbajo.. APC Hor Member by coliform: 4:45pm On Dec 04, 2018
That's impossible. I think they just want to heat the polity
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Okorocha’s Son-in-law, Others Defect To Action Alliance by coliform: 4:33pm On Dec 04, 2018
Goading towards political oblivion
PoliticsRe: Have You Seen Any Atiku Campaign Poster In Anypart Of Southwest Region by coliform: 8:09pm On Nov 24, 2018
Even here in Maiduguri I'm yet to see Atiku's poster!
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: APC Governorship Aspirants In Borno State Boycot Primaries Today by coliform: 10:56am On Sep 30, 2018
How can 21 candidates jostle for one position? let the best candidate emerge. Shikena
SportsRe: How To Enjoy All World Cup Actions Live On Your Whatsapp In Real-time by coliform: 7:57am On Jun 11, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Fiancee, Bukunmi Suleiman Giving Gang Goals by coliform: 1:47pm On May 28, 2018
zero comments on FP... Na wa o
TravelRe: Borno Checkpoint Where People Pay Money For Not Having National I.D Card by coliform: 8:11pm On May 15, 2018
I think it's time to pay attention to those guys... I could have been a victim of their extortion last year, only that I refused to give them what they demanded, Thanks to the soldiers we were traveling together who almost turn it to rough as I was the only one that was been held back in the bus. Funny enough, I had the National ID in my bag, I think I'd showed them my voter's card, but they insisted on the National ID.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Reacts To Lazy Nigerian Youth Comment (photo) by coliform: 8:07pm On Apr 20, 2018
The lazy Nigerian youth are the ones still arguing... I'm not lazy
CelebritiesRe: President Buhari And The Lazy Youth - Seyi Law Reacts by coliform: 8:02pm On Apr 20, 2018
The lazy Nigerian youths are the one's still ranting online that I'm not lazy...
Nairaland GeneralWhat Does It Entails To Start A Data Retailing Business? by coliform(op): 9:19pm On Apr 09, 2018
Good evening nairalanders... please, can someone educate me on how this data business is being done and how lucrative it is ? I'm considering giving my brother in school a start up capital for the business.
Christianity EtcRe: "Hell Does Not Exist" - Pope Francis by coliform: 7:31pm On Mar 29, 2018
I'm still not convinced that this pope read and believe in the Bible.
Jesus Christ spoke twice about hell than he spoke about heaven.
it is delusion grandeur for anybody no matter your status to say that hell does not exist.
If I may ask the pope, where did the sinful souls disappeared to?
To whom it may concern, heaven is real and hell is real!
RomanceRe: Who Kept The Records Of The Oldest Kenya Sex Workers? by coliform(op): 8:31pm On Feb 09, 2018
wahles:
If u ask me? grin
The thing tire me o cool
wahles:
If u ask me? grin
The thing tire me o
RomanceWho Kept The Records Of The Oldest Kenya Sex Workers? by coliform(op): 8:22pm On Feb 09, 2018
Moment ago, there was thread of a Kenya sex worker's who serviced a whooping sum of 28000 men...
Going by the simple arithmetics of 365 days in a year, multiplied by 23yrs, 8395. it this value is to divide 28000, it will give 3.33 men per day.
My question now is, who helped her to keep the records, or could she have arrived at that by a rough estimate?
Christianity EtcThe Sin Of Pornography by coliform(op): 8:25am On Jan 27, 2018
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*!!! *****"************** PORN was not made for entertainment or fun it was made purposely to destroy both the actors and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more. That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act. Ignorant men and women love to watch it for fun not knowing that they are inviting demons of lust to themselves. It is a great doorway for demonic entrance. They don't need to have spare keys to be in your room. They only need you to watch their product and they will come in through the walls! If you sit down alone to watch something on the TV please have it in mind that you are not alone. There are evil beings looking out for your weaknesses to attack you. When demons get to know that you are weak in a particular area, they will make it difficult for you to overcome it. You will understand why people keep on falling back into the same sin over and over again! The good news is, you can still win and overcome! in Jesus. Through discipline, prayer and fasting. Otherwise, those demons will put stumbling blocks in your paths to trap you so we can't afford to be careless friends. Too many men and women are hooked to porn and are struggling to overcome it after seeing the damaging side of it. Even some pastors fall into it. We should know that the actors are being used by demons to go to that extreme to degrade their bodies. Married men and women who get addicted to porn find it difficult to sleep with their own spouses, young men and young ladies who are not married will also masturbate. Porn is very addictive, it is easy to watch but hard to walk away from. They have labelled it as "adult channel" it isn't so it is abominable channel!! A colleague of mine told me years back that it is alright to watch porn with your spouse if you are married, that was a lie! I disagreed with him. I wasn't as ignorant as he was. If Jesus wouldn't watch why should we? knowing that we are His bride and His temple. People who watch porn end up having strong irresistible sexual urges, because they have invited the demon of lust to live in them. Once the spirit brings up the desire you can't stand the pressure but do it with whoever you get, whether your close relative, a child or even animal . This has ended many into prison. The rate at which sex offenders are increasing is alarming in our society. Friends, close your eyes from watching obscene pictures before it destroys you. Some people have the nerves to post porn's on Christian sites on Facebook and other social media. Please delete or block such people straight away! They are sending people to hell!. A man who was addicted to porn confessed that his whole life was destroyed by it. It distorted his image on how he viewed women. He saw women as nothing more than mere "sex tools" Romans 6:13 "Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves God, as those that are alive from the dead and your members of righteousness unto God" What will help one to overcome this sin is the holy fear of God in a man, knowing that it will be a shame to set your eyes on vulgar images when the Lord is seated next you. PORN IS DEADLY!!! Destroy it before it destroys you. Keep yourself pure!!! You are God's temple!!!! Copied.
RomanceThe Sin Of Pornography by coliform(op): 7:45am On Jan 27, 2018
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*!!! *****"************** PORN was not made for entertainment or fun it was made purposely to destroy both the actors and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more. That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act. Ignorant men and women love to watch it for fun not knowing that they are inviting demons of lust to themselves. It is a great doorway for demonic entrance. They don't need to have spare keys to be in your room. They only need you to watch their product and they will come in through the walls! If you sit down alone to watch something on the TV please have it in mind that you are not alone. There are evil beings looking out for your weaknesses to attack you. When demons get to know that you are weak in a particular area, they will make it difficult for you to overcome it. You will understand why people keep on falling back into the same sin over and over again! The good news is, you can still win and overcome! in Jesus. Through discipline, prayer and fasting. Otherwise, those demons will put stumbling blocks in your paths to trap you so we can't afford to be careless friends. Too many men and women are hooked to porn and are struggling to overcome it after seeing the damaging side of it. Even some pastors fall into it. We should know that the actors are being used by demons to go to that extreme to degrade their bodies. Married men and women who get addicted to porn find it difficult to sleep with their own spouses, young men and young ladies who are not married will also masturbate. Porn is very addictive, it is easy to watch but hard to walk away from. They have labelled it as "adult channel" it isn't so it is abominable channel!! A colleague of mine told me years back that it is alright to watch porn with your spouse if you are married, that was a lie! I disagreed with him. I wasn't as ignorant as he was. If Jesus wouldn't watch why should we? knowing that we are His bride and His temple. People who watch porn end up having strong irresistible sexual urges, because they have invited the demon of lust to live in them. Once the spirit brings up the desire you can't stand the pressure but do it with whoever you get, whether your close relative, a child or even animal . This has ended many into prison. The rate at which sex offenders are increasing is alarming in our society. Friends, close your eyes from watching obscene pictures before it destroys you. Some people have the nerves to post porn's on Christian sites on Facebook and other social media. Please delete or block such people straight away! They are sending people to hell!. A man who was addicted to porn confessed that his whole life was destroyed by it. It distorted his image on how he viewed women. He saw women as nothing more than mere "sex tools" Romans 6:13 "Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves God, as those that are alive from the dead and your members of righteousness unto God" What will help one to overcome this sin is the holy fear of God in a man, knowing that it will be a shame to set your eyes on vulgar images when the Lord is seated next you. PORN IS DEADLY!!! Destroy it before it destroys you. Keep yourself pure!!! You are God's temple!!!! PLS SHARE TO SAVE A SOUL. copied.
RomanceRe: If You Are Conversant With Any, You Should Be Concluding Singlehood Now by coliform: 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2018
Good memory, but it's no yardstick for marriage.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Bars Fayemi, Other From Holding Public Offices In State by coliform: 6:34pm On Jan 15, 2018
I smirk... this is ridiculous, how can you be a judge in your own court?
I thought Fayose could do better than this.
PoliticsRe: Between Kogi State Chief Of Staff And His Facebook Friends by coliform: 1:54pm On Dec 31, 2017
This is disheartening... God help Kogi state.
Nairaland GeneralA Response To The Comments On The Bad Habit You Wished To Stop In 2017 by coliform(op): 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2017
I took my time to read the comments on the thread "the bad habits you wished to stop in 2017"... The comments I read ranges from masturbation, bet9ja, smoking, spending more than you save to a lady that almost always felt Hot...

One thing you need to know is that your habit is what makes you. And it is not easy to break away from bad habits, it goes beyond mere end of the year resolution.
You have to take frank and conscious steps to break from them, if not a change of year or date will not change anything.
Below are some practical and proven steps to break away from bad habit.
1. You have to identify and acknowledge the bad habit.
2. You have to desire and be determine with in yourself to be free. Because through desire and determination, human beings can achieve any set goal.
3. Seek help mostly especially from God, because with God all things are possible. And from trusted people around you.
4. Be accountable to those that are aware of such habit, if you know someone will ask you and you wouldn't want to lie, that will check mate you. Some might have even passed through the same experience before, they might help proffer a solution.
5. Strive to overcome the bad habit, the scripture says that you have not resisted unto blood, striving against sin (bad habit).
If only will look at the bad habit as a rapist, you will surely be free from it. You know quite well how you will violently resist a rapist, do so to that bad habit.
6. Deliberately avoid or flee from the bad habit.

If you need further assistance or clarification, PM me.

I'm Looking forward to a better you in 2018.
Remember that a change of date and year does not determine a change of life and destiny.
Your decisions determine your destiny.
TravelRe: My First Trip To Obangogo Mountain In Kabba, Kogi State (Photos) by coliform: 10:38am On Dec 29, 2017
optional1:
When you guys are hiding your IDENTITY how will you know..


E wo ni Okun o
Not an indigen sha... but was brought up there.
TravelRe: My First Trip To Obangogo Mountain In Kabba, Kogi State (Photos) by coliform: 5:55am On Dec 29, 2017
So omo Owe full nairaland like this? Okun oooooooooooo.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Mocks Governor Yahaya Bello Over His Alleged Double Registration by coliform: 8:25pm On Dec 21, 2017
When will all this shenanigans stops? Let these men sheath their sword.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Mocks Governor Yahaya Bello Over His Alleged Double Registration by coliform: 8:24pm On Dec 21, 2017
When will all this shenanigans stops? Let these men sheath their sword.
RomanceRe: Why Do Brides Cry On Their Wedding Day? by coliform(op): 8:37pm On Dec 19, 2017
ibkkk:
The fear of BabbanBura lipsrsealed
Which one is BabbanBura again?
RomanceRe: Dating Is Not Bibilical. by coliform: 8:27pm On Dec 19, 2017
Dating is not biblical... it only became popular amongst church people, because, the church is becoming worldly and the world has become churchy...
Courtship among two matured adults, ready for marriage is the ideal thing
RomanceWhy Do Brides Cry On Their Wedding Day? by coliform(op): 8:02pm On Dec 19, 2017
Every single lady usually fantasizes ecstatic movements about their wedding day, with a whole lot of preparations put in place.
Only for you to see them start crying on their wedding day.
Dear Nairalanders, why do bride cry on their wedding day?
Christianity EtcThe Dilemma Of Tithing by coliform(op): 4:25pm On Nov 12, 2017
The social media rants on tithing is beginning to irk me. The most irksome part of the whole saga to me, is the relevance the church ministers' are according to the social media personality that started the saga.

For the records, once you drop either of your tithe or offering in the offering bag, it no longer belongs to you, and whatsoever the church desires to do with it is non of your business.

For those clamouring that the burden of tithing is too much, and that people should stop paying their tithes, because their pastors are living large. I hope they will also 'hash tag' that the citizen should stop paying their tax, because it is being looted by the government officials?
For the civil servants, the government does not seek your opinions before she deduct her calculated tax, leaving you with the remaining. And you haven't thought of demanding what your tax is being used for. Why then do you think twice before paying your tithe? Oh, I guess because God doesn't force it out of your hand.
Never mind, until God decides to keep the nine portions for himself and gives you the one portion you think it is too big to let go before you learn your lesson.

In conclusion, God is not poor, neither is hungry for him to ask for your tithe and offering.
May I lend my little piece of advice to those in dilemma of tithing, if you still live in sin, or if your source of income is not pure, please, don't pay tithe, because it is a waste of that resources.
If you think you are born again and your source of income is clean and you refuse to pay your tithe, you are a robber!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election: APC Campaign Rally (Photos) by coliform: 5:18pm On Oct 20, 2017
Nwoye might not win this election, because of the hatred an average Igbo man has for APC, but he will surely give the eventual winner a run for his money
PoliticsRe: Osita Chidoka Of UPP Launch Free Medical Outreach In Anambra- Photos by coliform: 7:52am On Oct 03, 2017
This man came late to politics...
Oga just keep ur little change for the raining days... You are already late for the game of politics and politicking.
You are an astute road safety officer no doubt, but as a politician, No sir.
PoliticsRe: How Igbo Man Saved My Life During Civil War – Gov. Lalong by coliform: 7:46am On Oct 03, 2017
Having a new country does not necessarily guarantee a new life... We are better together than apart.

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