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Bamidele539:
guy put-in another phone number,

I did o. I put in my airtel number next. But they said INCORRECT PHONE NUMBER. Fill in according to the box eg. 080 1234 5678

Please help me. I tried to apply but they said my phone number is not correct. Even when I filled it out correctly in those 3 boxes. And I cant go further. What do I do?

dingbang:
I am a petroleum engineer working at first bank.

In which state, please brother is there any space there?

mostsimpliest:
seriously i hate masef more weneva i rmbr all wat i did for this girl...call me an animal yhu still not saying anything...i was d biggest fool i could imagine....cant even forgiv masef so cheating maasef dah much

Lol. Oga, what shocks me is not that you wanted to commit suicide o. What schocks me is the fact that you are still wallowing in sheer foolishness! So you hated yourself because of all you did for her (as you said) and you still want to go back? She use jazz for you?! Wake up and stop embarrassing the male race! Are you a woman wrapper or zombie? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

safarigirl:
Okay
I hated dance, it made no sense to me. The percussion in Pana gave it life, that was all sound. Yawa, I am highly indifferent about, don't love it, don't hate it.

I like Pana, Wash, Duro and Be (where he didn't mention any female names thankfully )

Bae! He didn't mention any female name in BE? Are you for real?

Is Genevieve not a female name?

(in tekno's voice) hold me hold me hold me kiss me Genevieve o....

seXytOhbAd:
And yes we are here again. The Name Callers Association of Nigeria wishes to congratulate our brothers from the south east for diversifying our economy. But this guy should be slow roasted on a pit. That's some heartless crap.

It is Name CHECKERS Association, NOT Name CALLERS Association.

oshe11:
hahahahhahahaha.....

Didnt wanna open a thread for it so it wudnt seem like I was making up stories.....

I do help financialli n alil emotionalli as well, she is kinda fragile(these ajebutter kinda gal) thats y Im alil worried xpecially afta seeing ha recent pix...

You are on your own! Dont say I didnt tell you shaa. Keep supporting emotionALLY, financiALLY, physicALLY, morALLY and every other possible ALLY. Na you know. I shaa av told you.

Wisdombankxz:
Who slaying epp ?


Happy Sunday Nairalanders.

Meanwhile
I have 10.4k and 5.6k active instagram pages for sale .

Call or whatsapp = 08084334575
For Biz..
Scammers plz. Stay off

This your IG post that you are selling, whose pictures are inside? Who and who is the account following and who is following the account? Just asking shaa.

oshe11:
My family knows abt our brk up tho....


Bt me being 20?

Dnt love her to go into a relationshp bt I do care for her.......

Trust me, Im truli older than "I SOUND"

Erm..... See, Engineer, dont care for that bae again. Go and look for a girlfriend. That is how she will marry and you will still be caring for someone's wife. If it is about helping her financially, I can understand. Afterall, I help girls that I have no emotional relationship with. And I am a Barrister. Apart from finance, ignore that bae. Don't help her by putting her picture as dp or giving her talks on how to get out of depression. Thats not your freaking job! Besides this is eva's thread. We shouldnt be discussing your relationship here.

oshe11:
Lolz..... U wudnt undastand.


she is my EX bt we stl talk

I.E she comes to my house n my simblings r close to her n all

My parents even knws n acceptd her tho we aint togeda again....

so she is stl a close frnd tho we aint dating again

There is nothing to understand there. She is your EX abi? Tell your family you are no longer together and leave the girl alone joor! So it is your dp that will save her from depression Tell her she needs Jesus, not you. If you love her, go back. If she is youe EX, face your future! Simple! I am sorry to say this o, but it seems you are still very young. You sounding like a 20 year old.

oshe11:
lolz....

Again?


i dn cari anoda mata symwhr b4?



If I put u as my dp it wud mk her worse...

actualli saw a pix of her n she looked depressed

Dude!!! You said this person is your EX! Do you know what EX means? She is your past. If you still love her, then go back. You should know what you want in life. Please stop acting like a small boy here.

LordOfNaira:


This is a challenge!!! I am angry now. The next stories will be very very scary.

Lol. Okay!

LordOfNaira:
You must like horror.

Check my signature and get REALLY scared!!!

Those stories are not scary like that na. I have read worse. My profession wont give me all the time.

Young03:
Arsene wenger is better than buhari


buhari is like totham coach

no cup in 3seasons

God! You have insulted Tottenham coach. Thats not exactly fair. They have not won a trophy in a long time but we all know they have improved a lot... Buhari is like David Moyes and Sunderland, while Osinbajo is the Germain Defoe in the sunderland team. His goals aint enough to carry the team forward or stop them from relegation.

Mayflowa:
Mr Barrister, it is not straight forward. Depends on the weight of argument. So you think you can argue that this is pre-planned like the other lawyer is dumb. The circumstance surrounding the incidence is provocation. This is a strong emotional provocation that many women will act upon. Who is dumb enough to abandon and hurt a woman he impregnated and go to the adjoining room to jeer at her with another woman?

Perhaps Nigeria Law has a way of enslaving ladies. Here in America, the woman would go unpunished even with a bad lawyer. severe emotional provocation can let the women off the hook or just some little parole time.

Cool. So a lady can burn down a house in America and claim provocation and go scot-free? Educate me more. So if the reverse was the case, a man can also claim emotional trauma and burn down a lady's house over there? So provocation is enough solid reason to destroy properties in America? I need your answer urgently. I wanna verify something. I am so stunned.

Mayflowa:
How do you think Law works. She would be found guiltless in a law court. This woman has been put through emotional trauma, her happiness smashed, her future ruined before her very eyes by a man under her very nose is taking pleasure in inflicting maximum pains. That is motive enough to psychologically lose sanity. The man is lucky he and his new girlfriend weren't killed by this raving mad woman.

Haha! Really? You think Law works that way? I have been a practising Barrister for years now o. The man will sue the lady for everything she has, down to her pants if he wants to and he will easily win. The only thing that would have helped the girl is if she claims INSANITY... And that is not easy because she will provide evidence and the court will make sure she stays in an assylum until she recovers. She will then lose custody of her baby because she is 'unstable'...
Jesus! Emotional trauma? I laugh at you. The opposing lawyer will just remind her that she has thrown the man into more emotional trauma. God helps the lady and the guy decides to throw in more lies like all his certificates burning in the house or that he left fifty thousand dollars in that house HAAA! Then the lady is FINISHED! I repeat, FINISHED!!!

Sometimes, I wonder what is wrong with some of us. Omoni and Omotola went to India for 'Nollywood meet Bollywood' Program. That was what took them to India! They merely entered the Orphanage because they saw it. They didnt go to India simply to show off in an Orphanage for heaven sakes!!! Whether they visited the one in Mauritania or the one in space, they've put smiles on faces and that is what should matter! You dont just wake up and castigate issues because you can!
And some of you have not seen Omotola in a Nigerian orphanage before? I have seen pictures of her before. Na the same una go complain say them dey show offif dem snap picture!.
God help us!

Good morning Citizens of Heaven. It's another sunday. Can someone in the house who have Frank Edward and Bella's Higher Place album send it to me? The album contains songs like 'Opomulero', 'Hail am' and 'Ese'...... I really need them. Please help me! God bless you all.

Eziokwuegbuozoo:
I'm a mass servant in the Roman Catholic, but I can tell you that the pope may not be happy with Donald Trump be he unclearly supported Nnamdi Kanu who had come to expose most of the scriptural truth which they have been hiding from us thereby reduced the rate of cash inflow. The same reason Mbaka did not support Nnamdi Kanu and his quest.

You are a what 'MASS SERVANT? Did I just see that? Are you sure you are a Catholic?

prince9851:
is it David u are calling nigger?

You can imagine his guts!

Gaddafithe2nd:
AbdulFattah, the only thing I know about him is, he is handsome. Anything aside from that, baba no get anything to offer.

Yea, you are right. He is really goodlooking. I served in Kwara State

lordkhalifa:
the Lucifer from sky nah

Are you kidding me? You mean you have still not seen anything wrong with your post?

lordkhalifa:
do u mean oduduwa the Falled Lucifer

Jesus!!! *FALLED* Lord have mercy!

lordkhalifa:
do u mean oduduwa the Falled Lucifer

*FALLED* Lord have mercy!!!

quentin06:
Ohh, so if you score below the cut off mark what is it called? Partial failure??

You too need to see the doctor.

No. You need to see the doctor. Did you read the story? Or did you miss the part where the guy said he scored 212 and he wants to study Fishery at Unilag? You mean Unilag cut-mark for Fishery is higher than 212 You need the doctor my friend... Or betterstill, a Pastor!

Enli:
Never knew I can still find matured minds here.. Most of the comments I've been reading on nairaland recently made me feel we can only find negative minds here.. You just changed my mindset.. Thanks for encouraging the young man

The op needs no encouragement, Oga. Are you sure you read the story? Dude did not open a book for 6 solid years after secondary school. Thats not the problem o. Then dude wrote Jamb and got 212. Thats not the problem o. The problem is: how can someone who did not open a book for 6 years be expecting 270 in jamb? And when he did not get it, he started crying? Something is not adding up in that story. Either op is not being totally honest about his reading (I am sure he opened his books for the jamb) or he put this story as a sort of show off. I go with the first option shaa......

[quote author=EmpresFIDEL post=56671647][/quote]Its a nice choice and you really love it. Thats because you have no choice.

BABANGBALI:
no but I can connect you with a radio mechanic in my area to train you

Hahaha! Lol... Savage!!!

quentin06:
He has not read a text book in 6yrs yet is surprised that he failed jamb.

He needs to see a doctor.

He did not fail jamb.

fatemmy:
Where did you keep Will Smith and Tyler Perry...

Tyler Perry? Really?

farouk0403:
Yea bro, take me as an example when i was in secondary school ( North) i developed certain interest for studying in the south, many of my friends, classmates and neighbors strongly discouraged me, by telling me all the negatives things about the south while ignoring the positive things. some of them have even sighted an example with someone they knew that went to the south and never came back, some have told me the hardship of mockery they went through from the southerners e.t.c infact they discouraged me to the extend i believed them.And thats how i changed my mind and applied for a uni in the north.

But my first visit to the south during my 2nd year in the uni was very interesting i really enjoyed it, and i found out all the things they told me was wrong, and i came into conclusion that the southerners treat educated northerners with love and care, unlike how they treat the illiterates ( which is not good and i dont know why).

From what i told you above come to think of it there are countless of northerners that have thesame myopic mindset about the south just like i had before. And the fear will not let them to apply and study in any of the southern university.

Yea, I understand you now. Thank you for taking the time to explain

farouk0403:
whats this one saying? are you trying to tell me that there are no Northern corpers?

Each and every state has one to two university that is both state and federal uni some states even have private uni, and dont forget that majority of the students will be northerners.

So tell me where do they go for their Nysc after grad? to the Moon right?

The reality is majority of the graduate are scare to serve in the south, just like their southern counterparts are scare to serve in the north for obvious reasons.


And interms of population north have double the south,
southerners are majority christians with one wife while an average Northerner has two or more wives.

Your statement is very correct. But I am still trying to understand why anyone should be scared of serving in the south. Except you are an expatriate or an opposition politician, you shouldnt really be scared. Trust me, the south is as peaceful and cool as possible.