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Family / Re: Must A Man Marry In His 4os Even Without Money by collinsbaba(m): 2:15pm On May 17, 2020
Imustsurvive:


OGA, involve me for this your real estate business nah, make I dey help you find market, if nah legit oo

It is real and legit, if u r able to get market, there is commission for u, that's how we do it
Family / Re: Must A Man Marry In His 4os Even Without Money by collinsbaba(m): 9:56am On May 17, 2020
Imustsurvive:
che e wan die childless ni? who go dey visit am when he old?

Hmmmm
Family / Re: Must A Man Marry In His 4os Even Without Money by collinsbaba(m): 9:11am On May 17, 2020
Ishilove:
If in his 40s he still doesn't have a stable source of income then he needs to go and beg his village people to release his destiny.

he has to be prayerful and hustle more
Family / Re: Must A Man Marry In His 4os Even Without Money by collinsbaba(m): 9:07am On May 17, 2020
Imustsurvive:
guy, let me tell you the truth, even if nah one child try get ooo because the days are busy counting and time wait for nobody, as long as you go school and have handwork , my Broda hope dey, just no relent.

look for one decent girl, put her in a family way, just one child is okay oo, no do two.

she dey chop biscuit she go give the pikin, you dey eat beans, you go give the pikin.
na small small oo.
if you wait till 45 and money no still come, wetin you go do? even at 45 your pikin will only be 15 when you are 60. poverty no good oo. , I dey battle with my own now but one day e go better.
but dem say e go better na poor man prayer

This thing dey happen to one my friend.....and he no dey reason am at all

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Invade A Home In Abuja, Captured On CCTV (video) by collinsbaba(m): 8:17am On May 17, 2020
Even baba olowo get money to install CCTV and no get money put electric fence, if they succeed in killing now, u will be thinking naija useless policemen can do something wit the help of ur CCTV.

The thief cometh not, but that he may steal, and kill, and destroy

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Family / Re: Must A Man Marry In His 4os Even Without Money by collinsbaba(m): 4:09pm On May 16, 2020
Acme45:
Not everyone will have a good source of income before getting a wife , As Every currency have denominations so does women. Look for a woman of your class and stop fooling yourself. Presently are walking naked ,Don't you eat daily , do you leave in the forest? . If you have not make it at 40s it is at 60s. You better wake up from your slumber so that family will not hold emergency meeting on your head

But do not think all the post in this forum is talking about the op, I am married with kids, I'm just putting down this thread due to things I'm seeing around....
Family / Must A Man Marry In His 4os Even Without Money by collinsbaba(m): 1:52pm On May 16, 2020
This has been puzzling my mind for so long, when a man is in his 40s people will be saying some sorts of things like ‘ hey guy u r overdue get a wife, do something.....’
but we all know money is very important to raise a family.

A man must be able provide a conducive environment for his family, send his children to good schools etc.....

As for me I don’t believe in marriage without money, even if one is 60 without money just forget it

NOT EAST TO BE A MAN.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Too Insecure by collinsbaba(m): 8:21pm On May 13, 2020
Pardon me to say this......

Maybe she was reincarnated into another body she doesn't like, u need to seek a spiritual help biko!!
Health / Re: 32-year-old Nigerian Man Evacuated From Dubai Dies Of COVID-19 In Lagos by collinsbaba(m): 10:29pm On May 12, 2020
This covid19 of a tin no fit imbue any fear in me again, something is very very very sure in this life..........u miss it!

No be money!

No be marriage!

No be fame or wealth.....

But DEATH........so sure.

Covid19 is just one of the agents




Anyway for ur properties here in Lagos click my profile name to get the details or contact:

07067852213

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Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by collinsbaba(m): 10:19pm On May 12, 2020
junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

Try and be taking weed (marijwana), dont smoke it oo, just be taking it with maybe hot tea with no sugar, and then be taking lot of jedi jedi.....u will fuvk any fuvking hole, even as I am typing this my dick dey erect

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 248 New Cases Reported, 17 Deaths And 33 Discharged On May 10 by collinsbaba(m): 4:03pm On May 11, 2020
Discombulator:

You didn't see ABBA Kari too right,your stupidity has peaked.

Na only ABBA kyari's I saw, I have not seen yours....IDIOT
Health / Re: COVID-19: 248 New Cases Reported, 17 Deaths And 33 Discharged On May 10 by collinsbaba(m): 4:41am On May 11, 2020
Which kind country be this sef, we never see any picture of the dead, even one till cases rise to 143......NA LIE

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Phones / Re: I Just Lost My Phone!! by collinsbaba(m): 5:58pm On May 09, 2020
Na very bad tin to lose phone this time, den no dey too export again, everything go carry big price for head.

Sorry guy

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Health / Re: Brushing Before Eating Or After Eating? by collinsbaba(m): 9:49am On May 08, 2020
The main thing is to brush daily.......if u like brush in 2a.m
Politics / Re: We’re Under Pressure To Announce False COVID-19 Cases — Kogi by collinsbaba(m): 9:43am On May 08, 2020
It may be true o, all the cases and the deaths recorded have no picture like other countries...

We all know the kinda politics in this country na magomago

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Politics / Re: Lockdown: FG Replies Bishop Oyedepo & Oyakhilome On Opening Of Churches by collinsbaba(m): 6:47pm On May 07, 2020
But Baba Oyedepo shouldn't be comparing Church with Market nah, we need physical foods now, everyone can get spiritual foods if moved closer to God.

But I think it's still a market to some pastors......

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Properties / Land For Sale!!! by collinsbaba(m): 6:39pm On May 07, 2020
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Politics / Re: Dahiru Saleh Is Dead! Judge Who Annulled June 12 Election Dies by collinsbaba(m): 6:35pm On May 07, 2020
Sir!! What u destroyed can never be amended, rest in pieces.

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Politics / Re: Pressure Mounts On Buhari To Lockdown Nigeria For 2 Months by collinsbaba(m): 6:32pm On May 07, 2020
It's a lie, where is the real source??
Gaming / Re: Gamer Electrocuted Playing On His Phone While Charging In Thailand (Graphics) by collinsbaba(m): 7:58am On May 07, 2020
Rest in peace......

And others that still engage in using phone while charging should just learn their lessons now
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Kicks Against Church Closure Over COVID-19 by collinsbaba(m): 6:51pm On May 06, 2020
We all know church is business too.....4 some people
Religion / Oyedepo Kicks Against Church Closure Over COVID-19 by collinsbaba(m): 6:49pm On May 06, 2020
The Presiding Bishop of Living Faith Church Worldwide alias Winners’ Chapel International, David Oyedepo, has questioned the continuous closure of churches over the COVID-19 pandemic, saying he suspects ulterior motives.

Oyedepo, who spoke during the Covenant Hour of Prayer Programme on Wednesday, said if markets could be opened for six hours, there was no reason churches should not be opened for two hours.

The revered cleric said he believed there was a gang up against the growth of the church in the country.

He said, “There is something wrong; for people to be allowed to be in the market for six hours and can’t be in church for two hours, it is an upside-down way of looking at things.

“Which one is more orderly? The market or the church?


“I can smell a rat. The Lord spoke to me on it so strong yesterday. I can smell a rat. Behind all this, how do we stop the church from exploding? The people involved don’t know it.


“The voice of darkness is influencing people at various levels, targeting the church because the growth and expansion of the church is the greatest headache of the devil. But the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. The devil and all his agents shall surely pay for this.

“I don’t know what hospital that records the kind of healings that the church of God records. And now hospitals, where people die every day, are open, but the church is closed because the oppression of the devil has no medical cure.”


https://punchng.com/oyedepo-kicks-against-church-closure-over-covid-19/

Culture / Re: Moment Masquerade Walked Over Vehicle That Was Obstructing Its Way by collinsbaba(m): 7:08am On May 06, 2020
No egungun fit follow me try this when I hold my rifle
Politics / Re: Online Poll: How Would You Want The 311.7m US Dollars Abacha Loot To Be Utilized by collinsbaba(m): 6:55am On May 06, 2020
Kenmatt:



You just said you don't know which era I was born as if you can intimidate me with age. Between 1993 and 98, were Nigeria into economic recession?

Tell me a period in your life time when people do not complain of hard time.

There is no intimidation here, just an explanatory message, we are talking about 2 decades now, if the money had been used for economy advancement, we all know Nigeria would have been more developed more than this......
We are still the one having high electricity and bad road problems, very low Gross Domestic Product etc.




























WHAT ARE WE SAYING??
Politics / Re: Online Poll: How Would You Want The 311.7m US Dollars Abacha Loot To Be Utilized by collinsbaba(m): 10:48pm On May 05, 2020
Kenmatt:


Don't be offended if I may ask, how did we suffer the money together?

I dont know which era u were born o but when Abacha was the head of states, average Nigerians could not afford to buy kerosene just for cooking.....
Vividly I remembered how we trooped sawmill for sawdust just to put something into our belly.

During that time someone controlling had more than 400 million dollars just to secure the lives of his generations....





















































I fear both una!!

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Politics / Re: Online Poll: How Would You Want The 311.7m US Dollars Abacha Loot To Be Utilized by collinsbaba(m): 8:30pm On May 05, 2020
They should share part of this money for Nigerians, we suffered this money together, we suppose to enjoy it together.......what's the fvck!!!

















































Atleast 1m each for each Nigerian......
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "It Is Better For Me To Use A S£x toy Than A Penis On My Old Clit by collinsbaba(m): 8:04pm On May 05, 2020
This woman maddo

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Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Fiancee Doesn't Know Him, Then You Are Dating An Olodo. by collinsbaba(m): 7:57pm On May 05, 2020
Also the palm wine I'm sipping made me open this

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Properties / Newly Built 4 Bedroom Detached Duplex For Sale (see Beautiful Photos) by collinsbaba(m): 11:30am On May 05, 2020
Newly built 4 bedroom detached duplex with an inbuilt BQ in magodo Shangisha going for N110m

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