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Zarzar,lionessza, jhaytee4all,okosodo,ubenedictus,jaycean,blessedmee, taylor88,uboma,angelicDamsel,otemAtum,stevebamdex,Karlz,austin2all,collyno82,epositive,hopefullandlord,oaroleye,malvisguy212

I hope you all are doing fine and in good health. I had no choice but to mention all of you.

There is this quote in the Glorious Quran which commands as thus:

"O ye who believe! If a WICKED PERSON comes to you with any NEWS, ascertain the TRUTH, lest ye HARM people unwittingly, and there afterwards become full of repentence for what ye have done" Q 49 : 6.

That is the teachings of Islam. Which is that information should be verified before passing judgement or passing them around. This news being spread has turned out to be but FAKE. What the Quran is saying if you don't think outside the box then a HOAX could be played on you.

Such a MENDACIOUS PROPAGANDA and actually to what end really? PLEASE!!!

Now, let's assume that its true. Hence, the question is:

DOES THE QURAN OR HADITH COMMAND DEATH SENTENCE ON A PERSON WHO FARTS INSIDE THE MOSQUE OR ANYWHERE AT ALL? EVEN BE IT INSIDE THE PROPHET'S MOSQUE OR INSIDE THE KABBA IN MECCA. IT DOESN'T CALL FOR DEATH SENTENCE ANYWHERE BY THE PRINCIPLES WHICH PROPELS ISLAM.

All that is required according to Islam is, if while in prayers and a Muslim gets such nature's call and can't control his or her fart eye from blinking. He doesn't need to force his butt cheeks to stand united stopping a FART by force, inconvienting himself lossing concentration. Attending to it peacefully by walking out of the mosque, is what is commanded. AND IF EVEN ONE CHOOSES TO STILL STAY WHILE YOU BLOW GAS FROM YOUR ANAL CANON IN THE MOSQUE, A LOUD BLAST FOR THAT MATTER. NOBODY CAN HOLD YOU FOR THAT. Not that its the right thing to do, my emphasis is that there is no such a penalty as death or flogging or whatever imagination of punishment we may wish to unjustly nurish our minds.

So, assumming such had TRUELY happened, a verdict by a judge. Then what shall we call the pronouncement of such a verdict? ATTRIBUTE IT TO ISLAM?

"What we are looking for is not people who agree with us but people who think well of us and know how to express it. WE CHERISH SUCH PEOPLE THOUGH THE DISAGREE WITH US" Eric Hoffer.

Well, my aim is to increase us in knowledge, with that verse of the Quran in an age too apt to slander, an era so animated by the art of manipulation, a world deluded and so divided.

"How many and deep are the divisions between human beings! Not only are there divisions between races, nations, classes, and religions but also an almost total incomprehension between the sexes (just like the story by zarzar she has told about herself and her boy friend as well as lionessza too), divisions between the old and the young, the sick and the healthy. THERE WOULD BE NO SOCIETY IF LIVING TOGETHER DOES NOT DEPEND UPON UNDERSTANDING ONE ANOTHER" Eric Hoffer..

I wish you all well. Ever wondered why there is no such enclosement meant for farting unlike TOILET is for wee-wee and poo-poo solely? Anyway food for thought. Make i go chop beans plus egg plus fish plus em-em-em- plus wetin dey make person mess sef.

ur using almost 20 paragraphs to defend a non issue, I tire oooh. thanks anyway

thornapple:
Why?.
Are you a truck pusher?. Lol.

hahaha even if am one, I need not to worry cos ur love sure covers me. but am not. hope ur day worth it

thornapple:
Of course, yes. cc: Nickymezor

am beginning to have a soft spot for u. Good morning

fratermathy:
Of course, I am! What better place to be a tenant than a place with Urhobos as the largest population. You can go and masturb*te now. I've given you enough words to cause a hard on.

not really bro. no hard feelings

NwaAmaikpe:


All I can say is,

God's ways are different from Man's ways,

"As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.
Isaiah 55:9

"But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day".
2Peter 3:8


Having said this; no man should act like they know what's in the mind of God.
God is not man.
Read your bible yourself,
Get the conviction yourself and don't let any pastor tell you what the Lord said.

hahaha agbara n'eje uka

Evaberry:
some nairalanders sha.
they can be so stupid

you will create a very stupid thread, story that isn't even your business sef and then u will be disturbing the mods
for front page

Amebo everywhere

op what is your business with another man's marriage

by their utterances, u mistake them as birds if the same feathers

Nickymezor:
Busted! Serves her right

as if u have not cheated before

Fearlez:
Lolz, the dude says court rulings are not objective enough and wants you to site journals which are like blogs in hard copy.

Never seen a self-deceptive lots like urhobos

cc: Fratermathy

fratermathy:
I am glad you are. Direct your question to Urhobo people. Better still, make a request to Itsekiris to drive them away once and for all.

I will transmit a letter to DAT effect. but wait ooh, are u still enjoying ur stay there as a tenant?

fratermathy:
Yes, of course. I am a stranger. I am not even from Nigeria. I only come online and pretend to be an Urhobo and a Waffarian in order to spite people. Are you happy now?

no wonder they say na stranger sabi do garagara pass. yes am happy now. wen are u guys returning the land una Urhobo lease from Itsekiri

OAUTemitayo:
Nobody is sending them out of the place.
But when it comes to territorial jurisdiction, they must accept the lordship of the Itsekiris.
In the Bakassi case, Nigerians in Bakassi were giving the option of changing to Cameroonians or Nigerians.
Most moved to Nigeria while some accept Cameroon citizenship.
If Nigeria is to divide tomorrow and Itsekiris want to have their own country, who controls the land that courts of law has declared as Itsekiris land but presently leased by Urhobos?

so this fratermathy wey dey make noise upandan self na stranger him be

mrhowoto:
I am also new on nairaland. I joined this week and i am kicking afonja asses.

#weshallsee

Pseudonymous:
She comes over to his place every weekend, mostly on Friday nights. She stays till Sunday evening before taking her leave. On each visit, she never fails to bring along home-produced food items (fruits, vegetables, palm nuts, ugba) in big bags to restock her 'king's' house.

Within a space of two days in her man's apartment, the presence of a woman is felt in the apartment.

The sound of pounding with wooden mortar echoes through the building, accompanied by a lot of worship songs sang with a nasal, soprano voice that has so much vibrato.
In no time, the aroma of a well prepared Ofe Owerri, Gbegiri soup, Ofe akwu, Ewedu soup, Ofe ogbono, would saturate the building. Each distinct aroma follows after the other - back to back.

And since I can always access the adjoining apartment where everything goes down, during such moments, a visit to the kitchen feels like being on set of Maggi kitchen live show. Because this light-skinned, robust aunty knows how to put together the essentials in excess. She can cook for Africa walahi.

There is full chicken and turkey on one side, there is isi ewu and shakkii the other side - everything na double triple. Expenses and funding are made by her.

In her concern to please the love of her life, the laundry she does in the morning would rival most professional dry cleaning services in town.

Before you know it, there's no space for others to spread clothes on the washing line, because you'd find 200 male boxers, 97 singlets, 69 shirts, and 85 tailored trousers that have been washed before dawn.

And when it comes to loving, she gives that man mad loving 100%. Aunty will get all sexy and romantic every now and then, strut around the whole place half-clad, coo every pet name in the world - While oga boss will remain cold and unresponsive and visibly bored.

But she doesn't seem to care anyway...

He is her 'daddy'.
"Daddy I don't like this thing that you're doing"
"Daddy come and eat biko nu,"
"Daddy wa jeun ejor"

She'd say, despite those glaring signs of irritation and disgust on his part, that even a Cobhams Asuquo would see.

Aunty has a good heart, and money too.
Some days, I feel really sorry for her. I can't find it in me yet to say she is foolish. Apparently, she's just lovestruck, dedicated to an undeserving man who has a pattern of not committing; a perpetual player whose deception is serpentile.
But she thinks that she is 'the one'. Alas! She will learn real soon.

Me, on the other hand, have seen them all.
They come filled with excitement, impressed with a lavish apartment, charmed by the sweet tongue laced with enticing promises. They end up walking away, frustrated, on realising the wasted years.

Now, Its Aunty's turn.

Ladies don't love! theirs is just INTEREST. She is doing all those things u will mistake as Love just because she wants to settle down with the dude. In some case u might be force to call them meddlesome interlopers. Good storyline though.

armyofone:
No thanks. Not a fan of preserved vegetables.
enjoy yourself while I manage w/ kale as my Ugwu and baby spinach as my efo

OK oo if DAT will make u happy

Ezigboune:
Am smiling

smile more dear

thornapple:
I agree with you on this.
Sincere4u n lefulefu what do you have to say about the emboldened?. The facts speak for themselves.
I am sure darbeelicous, Collyno82, and Nickymezor will also agree including Martin0 and Camilluss92.
I've learnt a lot already from you guys so please forgive my Oliver twist attitude.

@ thornapple I don't agree with u n nikkikoli on the embolden part.my reasons are not far fetch.
Firstly it is not all impotency that is noticeable during courtship. paradventure if they notice it at the courting stage, the issue of marriage will not arise.
secondly because u guys are just courting, u will not suspected DAT something is wrong.
lastly I don't think DAT people go for scientific potency investigation during courtship

thornapple:
It's not true.
I bet darbeelicous, Nickymezor and Nikkikoli know money isn't everything.
Love matters more and comes first before money.

be modest, can u love a truck pusher

refiner:
Just one good reason why being a cultist is great and i will gladly be one....pheeeew!

@ this age

@Adebayo;
tears flow from my eyes whenever I remember that APC we laboured to put in govt stagnant my daughter in LAUTECH for 2yrs.
So touching, a cry of a frustrated father to a deprived daughter.
where is my love Pidgin2?
Let her come n defend this one ooh. her food don't done

Ezigboune why? because her comments are short n simple

armyofone:
I'm surely missing nig vegetables soups. Hit that soup with plantain amala.

really will preserve It for u, till u come back

mzjaney:
I did...

Thank you

thank God. c wife material 100yards

I don't care abt this battered lady. will care if its Tiwa Savage. #GodblessTiwa