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RomanceRe: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Collyno82(m): 2:59pm On Jul 24, 2017
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Bros drop 100k on her head and the püssy is yours. All of them have a prize tag. grin

No need for all these banters! gringrin[/color]
bros 100k no too much?
FamilyRe: Am I Failling In My Responsibility As A Father Or What? by Collyno82(m): 2:22pm On Jul 24, 2017
Pidgin2:
Sometimes what one did as a kid will come back to haunt you as a parent. It's your fault, Monkey no dey born Baboon, Cow no dey born goat, thief no dey born pastor, professor no dey born dullard, fruit no dey fall too far from tree, i hope you understand? Address this issue thoroughly
" thief no dey born pastor'' but pastor dey born thief even armed robbers
CelebritiesRe: Rachel Bakam Hosting Girls Ain't Cheap (GAC) Talk Show, Fights Trafficking by Collyno82(m): 2:07pm On Jul 24, 2017
HERSLEY:
Thanks kiss
ur welcome. how are u today
CelebritiesRe: Rachel Bakam Hosting Girls Ain't Cheap (GAC) Talk Show, Fights Trafficking by Collyno82(m):
HERSLEY:
I concur
but u look so cheap
CelebritiesRe: Rachel Bakam Hosting Girls Ain't Cheap (GAC) Talk Show, Fights Trafficking by Collyno82(m): 9:07am On Jul 24, 2017
MhizzAJ:
that's d spirit
Girls are not cheap
for ur mind. but for our mind we know wat to believe
FamilyRe: Children Of Woman Who Hired Assassin To Kill Her Husband: "Forgive Our Mum" by Collyno82(m): 12:04am On Jul 24, 2017
bbbabes:
We are Devils - women should be feared
say ur a devil. don't include ur mother pls
RomanceRe: Man Gets Cozy With Fiancee's Bum In Hot Pre-wedding Session by Collyno82(m): 11:39pm On Jul 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Is it that this couple can't afford socks?



The groom's nails in the 2nd picture is a big turn-off.
Which girl marries a man with claws.


From the pictures I can tell the lady gets turned on so easily and is more of a seductress than a wife. Meaning she won't resist the temptation of adultery.
I honestly doubt this marriage will last
U just made me remember a disease called diarrhea of the mouth
FamilyRe: Widow Banished For Having Sex On Late Husband’s Bed In Ebonyi (Photo) by Collyno82(m): 1:31pm On Jul 21, 2017
Oyindidi:
See as you like wahalagrin
u c ur life. I no u must reply. And it was u I was having in mind wen I was writing it. was just being polite not to mention u. but c as u take mention ur self. U ARE INDEED MY PARTNER IN LIKING WAHALA. Good afternoon
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by Collyno82(m): 1:24pm On Jul 21, 2017
hisMrs:
U are very much welcome dear. Just buy ur own milk so two spoons of milk will not cause wahala
ur not serious. I no ur joking but wait ooh, I sure will come if am genuinely invited
FamilyRe: Widow Banished For Having Sex On Late Husband’s Bed In Ebonyi (Photo) by Collyno82(m): 11:44am On Jul 20, 2017
Tuale for dis woman. @ 70 more active than some romancelanders like .......
PoliticsRe: FG Not Banning Overseas Production Of Films — Lai Mohammed by Collyno82(m): 11:34am On Jul 20, 2017
5DMindset:
What a mistake this country has made. Someone like Lai Mohammed is supposed to be a village towncrier now sees himself in Aso Rock. A very ignorant and stupid man. He does not think before he talks.
town crier indeed or @ most ifa priest. village headmaster
RomanceRe: Eye Need Somebody by Collyno82(op): 11:28am On Jul 20, 2017
Justeenaleo:
look hard who NOSE ....you might find somebody
longez tym? where have u been
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by Collyno82(m): 11:06am On Jul 20, 2017
hisMrs:
Custard and bread or pap and groundnut
haven't tried it before. maybe I pay a visit to have a taste of it. hope am welcomed?
Christianity EtcRe: Informing Your Pastor Before Your Fiancee Is It Ok? by Collyno82(m): 6:26am On Jul 20, 2017
sheunpompey1:
OP, Though nice question but I will suggest u follow your BELIEF. I worship with Deeper Life and I am married. The essence of informing your pastors or leaders is for guidance. You may finds it very absurd and obsolete telling someone u want to marry a lady. But let me tell u, the pastor is just a third party whose duty is to guide. The Marriage committee are meant to put you through marital doctrine and germain issues in marriage once the two of you have been certified fit to marry each other.
I never regret ever getting married in Deeper Life and I wish you all the best.
na so una dey frustrate people upandan. no be so una talkam pastor k pikin go marry person wey wear see tru dress wed him wife. y una no suspend him
Christianity EtcRe: Informing Your Pastor Before Your Fiancee Is It Ok? by Collyno82(m): 6:22am On Jul 20, 2017
hisMrs:
U cannot just friend a church girl for friending sake. Pastors getting involved is to give both parties a sense of commitment. When u know d entire church knows about it, to misbehave go hard u
for ur mind ni. if na the one wey pastor they bleep, u sure say him go approvam
RomanceRe: A Cry For Help!!! Pls Romancelanders Help A Brother In Need. by Collyno82(m): 6:10am On Jul 20, 2017
EdEdward:
And then after knowing who I am,it will make u feel better,isn't it?
u talks too much. someone @ khiaa said u should message her.
RomanceRe: A Cry For Help!!! Pls Romancelanders Help A Brother In Need. by Collyno82(m): 5:54am On Jul 20, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Giving you money WONT help you, it will just fool you into believing that what you are doing is RIGHT, when it is NOT.

You have NO income, therefore you can't Feed yourself and definitely shouldn't have a home... (When rent is paid then will you now beg for food?!?!)

I suggest you go back to the village (or wherever you came from) stay with a relative there, or some friends/acquaintances, and get back on your knees. BEGGING strangers is a failed way to try to succeed in life... It's cheap, it's a lazy state of mind, but most importantly, it's WRONG!
ur harsh. thinking in ur direction is also wrong. y not keep calm
Christianity EtcRe: Informing Your Pastor Before Your Fiancee Is It Ok? by Collyno82(m): 5:39am On Jul 20, 2017
tosyne2much:
All this "I need my Pastor's validation before I propose a woman" is bullcrap. And I see that only people with insecurity issues are usually fond of involving their pastors in things that can practically be solved with common sense

Some will even tell you according to their doctrine, your pastor is responsible for wooing a lady on your behalf. Soro niyen? undecided

Baba Adeboye said, shine your eyes when picking a wife and never let any pastor recommend a wife for you. He said the highest a pastor can do is to counsel you. Finish!!!
who are the pastors self? is it all those failures in their home front?. No regard for them.
TravelRe: China Constructs World's Longest Glass Walkway On A Mountain (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 5:34am On Jul 20, 2017
chukxie:
Funny assertion! Did you say "valueless and life worthless"? Do you have any idea how many tickets are sold daily for people to get on that bridge? Do you really think the Chinese are like our government that lack creative ways of making money? There are a million and one tourist attractions in China with lots of them having triple 'A' rating. Some tourist spots are in far flung villages that could have been languishing in poverty if the government has not harnessed the tourism potentials in them. China, although a communist country has got visionary leaders something we lack in this part of the world.
thanks for educating Drnice
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by Collyno82(m): 5:31am On Jul 20, 2017
hisMrs:
I don't even like cornbeef talk more of corn and beef
which other one do u like outside semo pap
HealthRe: Breast Cancer Survivor Bares It All On Red Carpet: Media React (photo) by Collyno82(m): 5:25am On Jul 20, 2017
huh
are u pinkpetal
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by Collyno82(m): 4:25pm On Jul 19, 2017
hisMrs:
bread and ogbono? My God!!!! Custard and groundnut dey make sense o. Try Milo with atagungun. Make sense
have u try corn & beef
RomanceRe: Meet The Ivorian Lady Whose Body Is Breaking Instagram(photos) by Collyno82(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2017
Entpress:
This time around, its an Ivorian lady by the name Yao Nice, She says she is an actress and model…Looks real!
Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj will move over when they see this one.
See more photos below link

http://basevibes.com/2017/07/19/meet-the-ivorian-lady-whose-body-is-breaking-instagram/
nofin dey dia. na only food for maggots
RomanceRe: Warning!!girls Becareful! by Collyno82(m): 4:16pm On Jul 19, 2017
femolacqua:
A word they say, is enough for the wise. Look before you leap.
ur wrong. it should be look before u "bleep''
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia Investigates Woman Who Wore Miniskirt In Public (picture/video) by Collyno82(m): 4:03pm On Jul 19, 2017
stongman234:
A Saudi woman who posted a video of herself wearing a miniskirt and crop top in public is being investigated by the country’s religious police.
The young woman, a model reportedly called Khulood, potsed the short clip on Snapchat showing herself walking around a historic fort in Ushayqir.

Ushayqir Heritage Village, which is around 96 miles away from Riyadh, is in Najd – one of the country’s most conservative provinces.
Since the video was shared online, many Saudis have called for Khulood to be arrested for breaking the country’s strict dress code.
Women in Saudi Arabia are required to wear ‘abayas’ – loose-fitting, full-length robes – and headscarves.


According to the BBC, journalist Khaled Zian tweeted: ‘The return of the Haia [religious police] here is a must.’
And another user argued: ‘We should respect the laws of the country.

‘In France, the niqab is banned and women are fined if they wear it. In Saudi Arabia, wearing abayas and modest clothing is part of the kingdom’s laws.’
But many other Saudis came to the woman’s defence, calling her ‘brave’ and pointing out the hypocrisy of calling for her arrest, while praising western women who dress in the same way.
Wael al-Gassim, the writer and philosopher, told the BBC he was ‘shocked to see those angry, scary tweets’.
‘I thought she had bombed or killed somebody. The story turned out to be about her skirt, which they did not like,’ he said.

Some also noted that Melania Trump chose not to wear an abaya during her husband’s visit to Saudi in May, and yet was praised for her choice of dress.
Fatima al-Issa tweeted in Arabic: ‘If she were a foreigner, they would sing about the beauty of her waist and the enchantment of her eyes… But because she is Saudi they are calling for her arrest.’
Saudi’s religious police, the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, tweeted that it was aware of the video and was in contact with the relevant authorities.

Source; Metro

See Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WngzXvqP3M

More On http://www.splint.com.ng/2017/07/saudi-arabia-investigates-woman-who.html
hang her! she want to seduce the king
FamilyThe Power Of The Wife Is In Her Weakness. by Collyno82(op): 10:28am On Jul 19, 2017
23 WAYS TO BECOME A GOOD WIFE AS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE.

THIS IS WHAT SHE HAVE TO SAY;

"I know that some young ladies and feminist will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a good home, unless otherwise.''

1. The husband is always right

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work

3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed

4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened

5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like

8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision

11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting

12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting

13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night

15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money

17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage

18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully

21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS.
"I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home;

Best Regards
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Landed Another Job Via Nairaland!! by Collyno82(m): 7:18am On Jul 19, 2017
Ifeshyne:
Congratulations. I remember your story, you didn't update us if you spent the money or not. Regards to the family.
women n money be like pen n pus. good morning
HealthRe: Breast Cancer Survivor Bares It All On Red Carpet: Media React (photo) by Collyno82(m): 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2017
Tahrah:
She survived breast cancer.That is something to be proud of and grateful for.It is her life,her business.People should learn to mind their business.
ur a terror if dis is all u gat to say
RomanceRe: See Pics Of Romanceland Most Sexiest Men-extreme Sexiness To End ur Weekend with by Collyno82(m): 9:09am On Jul 18, 2017
sexybbstar:
I change d it three days ago.
daz lovely. I think ur good
RomanceRe: See Pics Of Romanceland Most Sexiest Men-extreme Sexiness To End ur Weekend with by Collyno82(m): 8:56am On Jul 18, 2017
sexybbstar:
If it's the one where I was standing up, I've changed it or are you referring to the current one?
the one ur standing. haven't seen the current one
RomanceRe: See Pics Of Romanceland Most Sexiest Men-extreme Sexiness To End ur Weekend with by Collyno82(m): 8:40am On Jul 18, 2017
sexybbstar:
I'm the one.. Is there anything wrong with the picture?
yes. ur posing
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-British Actor, John Boyega Covers GQ Magazine's Latest Issue by Collyno82(m): 8:34am On Jul 18, 2017
Ezigboune:
Thanks, hope you are good.
yes dear am cool.

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