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CrimeRe: Micheal Usifo Ataga's Murder: Lekki Airbnb Owner In Custody, Suspect At Large by Collyno82(m): 8:07am On Jun 20, 2021
sapphiere:
Can you stop bugging us with this unfaithful man's news? His news has been on FP three times today.
another S*rpent identified?
FamilyRe: Anytime My Husband Is Angry, This Is My Way Of Apologising To Him by Collyno82(m): 7:46am On Jun 20, 2021
Preciousgirl:
After he uploads this Ghana fufu into his stomach, case is closed cheesy

No need for apologies again

Luv you husby kiss
leave Ghana fufu out of this,,, which babalawo do the juju for you?
CelebritiesRe: “You Look Like A Yahoo Boy”- D’banj’s Wife, Lineo Jokingly Tells Him by Collyno82(m): 7:40am On Jun 20, 2021
wale377:
“You look like a low budget yahoo boy”- d’banj’s wife, Lineo tells him
grin

You can hear the couples talking jokingly about how they won’t allow D’Banj into his sons school cos of his hair


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeSyH9ghpY?feature=share
I thought he is a musician
Foreign AffairsRe: Bennett Replaces Netanyahu As Prime Minister Of Israel by Collyno82(m): 11:45pm On Jun 13, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Netanyahu caused a war to remain in power . It didn't work and he ended up in digrace. Now he can face his fraud and corruption cases.
I still cringe at his action of ordering Israeli police to go fire at unarmed fasting Muslim worshippers while praying inside the holy site mosque and during the holy month of Ramadan shocked He chose to fight his fellow man at a time he is aware the man is fasting and obviously weak physically, and he chose the one he has already conquered. Netanyahu is narcissistic!
No emotional intelligence and all brawn! The 11 days war and the subsequent loss of lives of, especially innocent children, was completely unnecessary.visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. May God bless Isreal and Palestine . May God bless Nigeria my fatherland too.
he also instructed Hamas to fire missiles into Israel territory from Gaza. Mtcheew
Christianity EtcRe: List Of The Largest Evangelical Church Auditoriums: First Three Are In Nigeria by Collyno82(m): 10:13am On Jun 13, 2021
Augla1:
And yet see where we dey
so na church cause ur downfall
Christianity EtcRe: List Of The Largest Evangelical Church Auditoriums: First Three Are In Nigeria by Collyno82(m): 10:10am On Jun 13, 2021
WittyLad:
Yet nah we poor and corrupt pass undecided, of what relevance is a country with big auditoriums, but small jobs?
Big auditoriums, yet no peace lipsrsealed
a fo*l is considered wise until he speaks.
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi Inspects Aba Automated Shoe Factory by Collyno82(m): 9:08am On Jun 07, 2021
Esseite:
Until I can put in leather and liquid rubber and it gives me a complete shoe... I dont think its automated..
a fool is considered wise until he speaks
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Church Bride Weds Without Makeup, Rocks Makeup At Reception by Collyno82(m): 6:17am On Jun 06, 2021
allwell51:
"I was frustrated and angry - Nigerian makeup artist shares her 'unusual' encounter with a bride whose church doesn't permit makeup

Lagos-based makeup artist, Peace Eichie (@peenfaces) has shared her 'unusual' encounter with a bride whose church does not permit use of makeup for weddings.

According to the Ms Eichie, she made the bride up for her engagement ceremony and had to take off the makeup for her church wedding held at the Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministries (MFM)

Instead of the usual touch ups for the reception, she had to make the bride up all over, a situation she described as frustrating.

"I had an unusual encounter with my bride on Saturday. After her engagement in the morning I had to take off her make up for church service. Her church doesn’t permit make up. I was frustrated and angry cos i would have to start the make up from scratch for Her reception and we know the rush is usually epic when they come back from church for reception programme," she narrated.

watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HakDsgpG9Oc

"We barely even have enough time for touch ups not to talk of starting the make up afresh. I was anxious cos i had just 10 mins to fix her make up but then God came through for me ..
Make up isn’t a small work as some people assume especially when you have limited time to work on a face. I did that make up in less than 10 mins did i try?"
look at how a man married 2 different people same day
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With The Saying, "What God Cannot Do Does Not Exist" by Collyno82(m): 6:49am On Jun 04, 2021
post=102339600:
We have heard Christians describe to God’s omnipotence using various phrases:

God can do anything.
God’s power is unlimited.
All things are possible with God.
There’s nothing God can’t do

While there is a biblical basis for each of these, without proper context, they are imprecise and thus inaccurate (the last one is simply unbiblical). 
Yes, God is all powerful, but that doesn’t mean there is nothing God can’t do.

In order to properly understand God’s omnipotence, we must have a biblical understanding.  Scripture teaches that God is all powerful, but it also shows us that his power does have a limit: his nature.

God can do anything he wants or imagines, but only in accordance with who he is, that is, his nature.  If it’s contrary to God’s nature, then he can’t do it.

Think about it this way: a bachelor is someone who is not married.  One cannot be a bachelor and have a spouse at the same time because that’s contrary to the nature of bachelorhood.  Thus, it would be silly and even nonsensical to ask a bachelor how long he’s been married.

Here’s another way of thinking about it: a fish.  Fish swim in water.  Fish breath underwater.  A fish cannot breathe outside of water nor can a fish run through the forest like a deer.  It’s not within a fish’s nature to do those things.  However, it is well within a fish’s nature to do fish things like swim and breathe under water.  A fish can do anything that fish do.

The same applies with God.  There are things God cannot do because those things are outside or contrary to God’s nature (We will outline three of them below). 
However, God can do anything that is within his nature.

Now that you understand this, these are 3 of the things God cannot do
:

God cannot lie.
God cannot change.
God cannot allow sinners into heaven.
I know you must liken God's nature with a fish, because this fish barbecue you grill has blocked your senses
PoliticsRe: Ajibola Basiru Asks Malami To Resign: ‘You Are Rubbishing Buhari’s Govt’ by Collyno82(m): 8:33pm On May 20, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
He should attack the message not the messenger. I doubt he would have seen anything wrong in the statement if he is a Northerner.

Most politicians including him are always playing to the gallery instead of enriching the debate constructively and intellectually to find a permanent solution.

Why will you unilaterally impose a blanket ban on the herdsmen including those who are law abiding and not see it as akin to banning spare parts dealers in the north, knowing that it is dominated by southerners who mostly sell fake spare parts that still take away lives? Malami is in order and it is time to bring up a superior position instead attempt to bully him

This is a great opportunity to resolve this age long problem and the leaders for and against open grazing should think as patriots and look beyond their regions alone. There are herdsmen in interior communities where open grazing has not led to problems and when you ban open grazing by fiat, to what extent will it affect the small holders who can't afford to start a ranch immediately? If they all quit being herdsmen and become bandits, the society will still pay for it.
So I expect serious intelligent suggestions on this issue abeg. I know that bigotry and hatred will prevent some people to look at the big picture but this is time for the patriots.
A fo*l is considered wise until he speaks
RomanceRe: I Think I Am Still In Love With Her But I Need Help! by Collyno82(m): 7:25pm On May 17, 2021
daylay7:
Hi everyone,

I met this lady long time ago before I got married to my wife and we were in love back then. She refused me when I actually proposed to her and I moved on afterward but each time we were together, our love was quite evident in the air which became noticeable to people around us.

Eventually, I got married and we distant ourselves for the sake of both of us and then, we reduced our phone talks but we were still friends.

And now, each time we were opportune to talk on phone, the feelings keep coming back. It is irresistible! The day we eventually met, we almost make out but we got ourselves under control miraculously and we distant again for a while. The truth is I can't stop talking to her at least we don't even do that often as before.
What is wrong with me? i need help! What do I do?
Nothing bad, nothing wrong with you. If not for the present economic realities in the country, one can marry up to 3 wives. One wife and one concubine isn't a bad thing. Enjoy. Sometimes you park your car to enter taxi. It's called variety.
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo Jews Hold Prayers For Israel At Onitsha Synagogue In Anambra (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 9:11am On May 17, 2021
Zionmdde:
Sharrap there
Just believe wat u want to believe and stop attacking other people's belief. Both religions came here due to foreign influence, d same foreigners dat enslaved ur ancestors. If u want to be original go back to amadioha
or Igwekala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Another Jobseeker Confirms David Hundenyin’s Report by Collyno82(m): 3:30pm On May 14, 2021
If you love your life, please avoid WhatsApp TV. They are scammers, ritualists, murderers etc.
PoliticsRe: Robbery In Aso Rock Is Fake News - Bashir Ahmad (President Buhari's PA) by Collyno82(m): 9:58pm On May 10, 2021
Markbrowny:
Ikwerre people know your history:
that is y una women day show una pepper, because you guys has failed to tell them the truth. Chibuike Amechi is edo language tueh
Christianity EtcRe: Ebenezer 2021: Apostle Suleman's 70k Capacity Church Filled Up by Collyno82(m): 2:55pm On May 07, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Your choice to believe whatever you want. You've already shown that you're obviously driven by the inclinations of your flesh not the Truth. I wouldn't be surprised that what you believe is making caricature of the body of Christ is what you also do to other respected church leaders you don't believe are truly of God or walking in error as the Catholic pope, Olumba Olumba, etc as some hypocrites here do.

Ezekiel 33:8 (KJV)

When I say unto the wicked, O wicked man, thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked man shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand.


Many anointed ministers would be turned back on the last day because they were workers of iniquity, but thank God none of their blood would be on my hands. I doubt though your hands would not be filled with the blood of such ones. Matthew 7:22-23.

God bless.
the passage you quoted in Ezekiel 33:8 is particularistic in view. Has God commanded you, if yes carry out the order in the best manner, not doing it the way you are saying it here. Shalom
FamilyRe: Should I Confront My Brother's Wife? by Collyno82(m): 8:42am On May 07, 2021
Nonexistent:
See how vagina people break homes everywhere. This man and his brother have been living peacefully until a woman came into the picture. Now she has come to teach the man how to spend his money, the money she never contributed anything to make. Gld punish that your brother wife.
Iseee!!!
FamilyRe: Should I Confront My Brother's Wife? by Collyno82(m): 8:40am On May 07, 2021
oluwafreshkid:
This is a very sensitive issue. If you're married, you'll understand why his wife is concerned about finances.
Are you 100% sure you paid the last rent? Or you've just only agreed to pay when it's next due?
Do not take it up with his wife, cos you don't know the level of influence she has over him. It may cause a rift between you and your brother.
Emphatically tell you brother to make it clear to his wife that you're now in charge of the rent.
Device a means of "flaunting" or telling her how you're making money despite being jobless and connect it to paying the rent.
Shes a woman after all, if you know what I mean, so don't take up arms against her.
show her how you're making money,,, efaihear. Na your type day dey use< for your family because of woman(wife) mtcheew
FamilyRe: Should I Confront My Brother's Wife? by Collyno82(m): 8:34am On May 07, 2021
adadike:
My advice is for married women to treat their in-laws the same way they want their husbands to treat their family members
The future is adadike
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Dare Adeboye Celebrating His 42nd Birthday Shared After His Death by Collyno82(m): 4:23am On May 07, 2021
SmartProf:
The state of one's health is not the only determinant of long life...he lived well and is in a better place.
thou shall not judge.
PoliticsRe: Gumi: CBN Should Pay ₦100m Greenfield Students’ Ransom Before It’s Too Late by Collyno82(m): 6:44am On May 05, 2021
iampeterben:
I serve a living God and I declare confusion in the camps of the bandits that will force our children to be released. We ain't negotiating for victory is sure.
We aren't negotiating because your children are not involved. Hypocrisy!
PoliticsRe: How Can Desmond Elliot Save Himself From Being Blamed? by Collyno82(m): 9:58pm On May 04, 2021
Mynd44:
Do you even know the job of a legislator? Because even building toilets is a whole lot.

His job is to got to the house and talk not capital project.
may your life be like the projects of D. Elliot
PoliticsRe: Tony Kabaka Visits MC Oluomo (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 6:59am On Apr 04, 2021
Sammy07:
One of the thug children dey abroad oo.
I'm sure you've not seen an aero plane before undecided
see reasoning! because one of his pikin dey abroad, he is now an international figure. One lazy youth spotted here?
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Rocks Stylish Native Wear Like A Teenage Star by Collyno82(m): 4:16pm On Apr 02, 2021
travelwaka:
This is one of the few tourism oriented President we have had in the history of Nigeria. Please don't quote me out of context. I'm only talking about tourism not politics, development or personal character. Thank you

He was the brain behind FESTAC a festival that attracted people from over 48 countries of the world
He introduced Ankara back into the system making a once neglected fashion fabric a house hold name
He built the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential library which has a zoo, a resort , a museum, art gallery and other tourist facility
The Abuja stadium was opened under his regime where Nigeria hosted a world sporting competition - the 8th all Africa games

Many other program to promote tourism in Nigeria. I wish we can focus more in developing the Nigerian tourism. Tourism is one of the few initiative that affects every aspect of the economy. From food to transport, housing, hospitality, fashion, culture, lifestyle, entertainment etc
Above all, he introduced NHIS.
FashionRe: Nike Wins Lawsuit Over 'Satan Shoes' With Human Blood by Collyno82(m): 3:57pm On Apr 02, 2021
PatrickEnyum:
Where can I buy this shoe for my boy?
you don chop finished, remain to buy shoe
PoliticsRe: Obaseki, Oshiomhole Meet Publicly For The First Time Since After Edo Polls (pix) by Collyno82(m): 11:21am On Mar 07, 2021
EducationRe: Sex-For-Marks: Richard Akindele Loses Appeal Challenging Conviction by Collyno82(m): 6:30am On Mar 06, 2021
BigBrowser:
Men have to be very careful with that thing in between women's legs
honestly it can bring 10storey building down.
RomanceRe: “Someone Should Marry Me It’s Urgent, I’ll Explain During Honeymoon” – Lady Begs by Collyno82(m): 3:53pm On Mar 04, 2021
sapphiere:
I learnt one thing in life. Never be desperate. Even if you are, don't show it.

May God grants all our heart desires IJN Amen.
they don't show desperation,,, desperation shows itself.
RomanceRe: Lady Who Trekked From Ikeja To Mile 12 Receives N175k As Consolation (Pix) by Collyno82(m): 3:01pm On Mar 04, 2021
sapphiere:
A young lady who took to Twitter to narrate how she trekked from Ikeja to Mile 12 after being denied transport fare by a man gets N175,000 as consolation, WonderTV media reports.

In an earlier report by WonderTV media, a Twitter user with the handle @orla_mide narrated how she trekked from for over 3 hours back home after she refused to open her legs on a first date to a man.this guy no go make heaven,,, at least there is something called thanks for coming.

As a consolation, a random Twitter follower took to her DM to gift her a whopping sum of N175,000 as a token for going through such stress for being a beautiful lady.

Taking to her page to share the news, she wrote;



https://mobile.twitter.com/orla_mide/status/1367020304246185988
were is the thing called thanks for coming
PoliticsRe: Jangebe Schoolgirls: Tanko Yakasai Confirms Arrest Of Salihu Tanko Yakasai by Collyno82(m): 6:11am On Feb 28, 2021
NaijaOlosho:
cheesy
olosh* way no fit speak English, how she won take call customers
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu To Begin #EndAntiGayLaw Road Protest In Nigeria by Collyno82(m): 4:57am On Feb 28, 2021
Godarz:
High time we repealed Gay laws and all such

We don't have to accept their belief, we don't have to accept them in our religious groups, and such, but we don't have to prosecute LGBTQ for their preferences in bed. So long as it does not harm our pockets, or ourselves.
Na Dem dem
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Buys A New House (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 9:57am On Feb 27, 2021
Onyi22:
Na wife remain, make me your wife please
apply in person
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Buys A New House (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 9:56am On Feb 27, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
To the fools that'll say that this is "Vanity Upon Vanity" na poverty dey worry that person grin grin
Ist fool identified. You just said it.

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