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Mikel to start the mext match, Moses to join Tottenham on loan. 'in the know'

Somebody needs to lose his job for this. That boy should end up in a remand home

pDude: Last night when I read this story to my wife, na so we just dey scatter laff throway

This ish is just too funny. Boys for area nor dey dull.

Your wife no sabi read?

27naira: i honestly don't like the way that fellow is dragging on that kid

A handcuff would have been better.

That guy needs rehabilitation. He's a potential danger to the society. How did he conceive that criminal idea and carry it out so successfully at such a young age.

Where is APC's own primaries? What a dictatorial party!

PureOhio: If I didn't have reltives back home sending me tuition, i'd be "begging" here!

Exactly why I asked the other guy this question.

collynzo2: Thanks for the info, now tell me how much Nigerians at home sent to Nigerians in diaspora last year. It's not a one-way traffic you know??

coogar: unborn because it was aborted, foetus because it's a foetus!!! you are such a tool. read carefully and tell me abortus isn't an unborn foetus!

It's just like calling a drop-out an undergraduate.
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un·born Pronunciation ( n-bôrn ) adj. 1. Not yet born: an unborn child.
2. Not yet appeared; future: unborn inventions
3. not yet delivered; still existing in the mother's womb.

Austinodark: You messed up,just be a man and take corrections

Only a real man will accept his error but he prefers going round and round.

coogar: you are a fool -
an abortus could be dead or living(non viable).....put your brain to use & stop add to the statistics of the stark illiterates in nigeria.

a·bor·tus (ă-bōr'tŭs)
1. An aborted embryo or fetus and membranes.

Wow, so much for a literate (@ bolded).
Nonviable fetus: An expelled or delivered fetus which, although living, cannot possibly survive to the point of sustaining life independently, even with support of the best available medical therapy.
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So how does the above refer to 'unborn foetus' again?

Dejiro: Nigerians in diaspora sent over $21 billion to Nigeria last year.

Thanks for the info, now tell me how much Nigerians at home sent to Nigerians in diaspora last year. It's not a one-way traffic you know??

Arsenate: on Australian forum? They'd definitely call her all sorts of names there. Is a sad life she's living. No matter how hard she tries, she will only be seen as a black monkey; good only for dish washing. Lmao.

Funny but true!

jennykadry: I have, guess where I found it? In that over bloated stomach of yours that has caused more harm than good in your life by reducing the size of your blokos to that of a new born, making it impossible for you to sow (not show) your strength.

Get a d1ldo sir and attach it appropriately to Increase the size, length and width. Thanks for your cooperation

Mrs. Ibu. This is comedy gold!!

coogar: so what is an abortus?
let me see if your IQ is higher than a single digit this afternoon.

Even if I didn't know, a simple google search would have done it. Even the name is self-explanatory, abortus is an aborted foetus, a dead foetus. An unborn foetus is still in the womb, 'foetus' alone is sufficient to describe it because once it's born it's no longer a foetus. Now go ahead and twist things.

jennykadry: Look at them, useless NID's. shameless product of a failed educational system. A waste of people and country

You haven't in anyway proven yourself to be the product of a successful education system so far. Have you found the difference between 'sew' and 'sow' yet?

coogar: i was referring to an abortus, you stark illiterate!
your attempt to sound intelligent falls flat in it's face. in english language, i would decompose your body mass into pences.

Nice try, but abortus isn't the same as 'unborn foetus'.

odua boy: It's one thing to be foolish but its another thing taking pride in one's foolishness

Hahaha

jennykadry: @coogar

How do I denounce my Nigerian citizenship? Please tell me so I can do it and be done with. Their passport is useless anyways

Start by quitting Nairaland. If you hate Nigeria and Nigerians so much, why are you on Nairaland? Look for an Australian forum to join or stick to one if you've done that already. See how welcomed your opinions there will be.

Harvard-Grad:
Madam Coogar, in one of your posts you said someone has the cerebration of an unborn foetus! Henceforth please note that the fact that it is 'unborn' is what makes it a foetus. Just say foetus next time.

It doesn't even take a Havard graduate like you to know that.Lol

jennykadry: People must have High blood pressure today, its my job to do so and I am loving it

''it's''. Intellectual Jenny A.K.A. Mrs. Ibu

jennykadry: And I already did.....I've made a career out of my stoopidty so do me a favour, get a tread and sow close the opening in your p3nis, you know that hole where you urinate from? Yea use an Ankara cloth and close it with

Your Australian education didn't teach you the difference between 'sow' and 'sew' eh? Intellectual Jenny.
I just remembered who you are, I destroyed you in a debate in another similar thread long ago and you descended into posting obscene and èrotic comments, I can see that you have gone down the same route again. So much for an intellectual (who can't hold a debate).

Harvard-Grad:
She is nothing but a lost soul. I laughed loud in pidgin when she referred to herself as an intellectual. Madam Jennifer go sit down, you no reach. I was raised in Nigeria, attended public secondary schools and Universities. I have been to the best schools in the UK (Cambridge)and US (you already know), lived in 7 'western' countries, and visited at least double that amount including the yeye Australia wey she dey.

Jennifer make thunder fire that your mouth for referring to yourself as an intellectual and Nigeria as a Sh1t hole.

I am Harvard-Grad a Nigerian in the Diaspora, and I endorse this message.

Honestly there is no bigger Oxymoron than Jennykandry and Intellectual.

jennykadry: ROTFLMAO. You know that you cannot compare yourself to those two, those two have made a career from being stoopid. Funny howthey use their stoopidity to entertainyou and I and make money from it. So you see, stoopidty is a blessing for some people and a curse for the likes of you. How much did groundnut oil cost in the market today?

We are saying the same thing. They are the only ones that will feel threatened by your coming back to Nigeria. The only chance you have is to make a career out of your stupidity.

jennykadry: Shuuushhh you market man, you are the type that will be seen in the market place at oyingbo, "pricing" knorr chicken cube with those market women. Ode

Another daft post. The only people who'll be threatened by your coming back are the likes of Mr. Ibu and Klint d Drunk. You are a comedian.

Mitch D Leo: Unfortunately its BOTH. Foreigners only look at us as Nigerians, not Nigerians in naija or Nigerians in Diaspora. We keep dividing and deceiving our selfs .

A foreigner who has never been to Nigeria can only say Nigerians are rude, smelly etc. based on his/her encounters with Nigerians in diaspora.

jennykadry: Eediot, was he kidnapped? Dunce

Your posts are always wrapped in stupidity. I don't even know where to start from in asnwering that question. This is someone who wants to come back and 'take our jobs'. With the kind of IQ you've displayed here?

Cultured: I know your type , empty vessel makes the loudest noise .

Spot on! I doubt someone who is doing well and enjoying his or her life abroad will bother about starting an attention seeking thread like this. No way!

Burgeo: Its not all about making d money but about the life u live. money is just a paper any body can get it anytime anywhere but u can't get good life anywher. that's the point d writer was tryn to make. 2 B sincere I HATE my country and I will disown it if I get d chance.
My brother is a multi millionaire but he was kidnapped and was killd in his fathers land after paying 30million ransom.

Such a sad story. Someone was killed in the US last week by 2 kids just because they were bored. I am sure the person's brother now hates the US and will disown it if given the opportunity.

The Nigerian Embassy officials who frustrated that girl to the extent of wanting to burn her passport are 'Nigerians in diaspora', aren't they?

Lol even the dish washers and toilet cleaners will be talking about coming back to take our jobs. Please come back, we need more security guards and dish washers.

It's amazing that with all the 'super Nigerians' in diaspora, Nigerians still have a very bad image! I've seen foreigners (who have never been to Nigeria) write and say stuffs like: Nigerians stink (they don't use deodorants)
Nigerians are rude
Nigerians are thieves and all that.
I doubt if it's the Nigerians at home that built this image.

Goke7: My dear brother, are u saying that keshi is a mediocre coach? african coaches don't need employment outside africa for them to be successful, there are enough opportunities for them back in africa to move africa soccer forward. And as for Ahmed musa, his pace troubles opposing teams a lot, just ask Uruguay and Spain at the confederation's cup, forget the fact we lost both matches, if you say Ideye, I will agree with you, despite that Ideye still have his good qualities too.

I still maintain that Keshi is still the winner here even the Nff guys knows this and that's why they are not happy with him, for any reason keshi goes, mark my words, he will be recalled again to continue from where he stopped.

'Tom Saint defeat' is the original racist here and its so surprising how Nigerians are supporting this learnee, if the guy is so good why did he not apply for Manchester Utd' or Real madrid coaching job when their former coaches left, what a local champion, malawi for that matter!

Lol 'Siantdefeat'. He couldln't even find a third division club in Belgium to coach, he's busy walking all over Africa begging for a job. Malawi only appointed him for the Nigeria match after their previous coach resigned. After the match he goes back to being jobless, that's how useless he is.