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Phones / Re: Nigerian Networks And Their Annoying Texts/calls by collynzo2(m): 7:30pm On Sep 21, 2014
MTN can send me as many as 5 of those useless texts within a minute.
A British man once called me aside asking how he could stop those texts from entering his phone, I said there is no way to do that for now as I once called the customer care to complain about it and they just couldn't help.

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Sports / Re: Babayaro Makes Fresh Case For Iheanacho’s Inclusion In Super Eagles by collynzo2(m): 10:02am On Sep 21, 2014
Andyblaze:

Mikel Obi is better, he can help a team hold the ball in times of pressure.
The most foolish statement ever in the history of foolish statements

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Sports / Re: Babayaro Makes Fresh Case For Iheanacho’s Inclusion In Super Eagles by collynzo2(m): 10:00am On Sep 21, 2014
Iheanacho should not be made to go through the torture of playing with this bunch of unambitious, unadventurous and talentless players, it can negatively affect him physically and mentally. If he must be promoted, it should be along with some of his colleagues in that U17 team.
The likes of Chidera, Isaac, Yahaya, Abubakar and Nwakali are good enough.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:33pm On Sep 20, 2014
JiggamanGh:

Please, we own your azzes on your own website hence the reason for the constant b!tching to oga seun.
Not when Collynzo is in the starting 11.
You guys should be happy I no longer have times for this but unfortunately my past deeds are still haunting you guys even in your dreams.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:29pm On Sep 20, 2014
Dymondgurl: thanks bro. Of course I won't even let dem stain d very dirt I step on. Dey are so full of hate!! I cringe in disgust weneva dey open their mouths! And I ask myself "are these guys really our neighbours?" Geez! Mehn!! So much hatred is bad for d body and soul u knw?
Make no mistake about it, they aren't our neighbors, they only attach that tag to themselves to feel important. They are about 3 countries away from us.
Our real neighbours are Chad, Niger, Cameroon and Benin republic.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:27pm On Sep 20, 2014
GHKWAME1: Pervert!
Because I am not gay like you?
Allow me to appreciate the beauty of nature.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:25pm On Sep 20, 2014
JiggamanGh:

You were just part of the Gas thread. The difference between nigerians and Ghanaians is you guys like to b!tch to your oga seun whenever we handle your ignorant azzes. Don't start what you can't finish.
Can you provide proof that I was part of it? You know how I roll when I want to decimate you guys, I can do it all night.
I haven't done that this year yet you guys cannot forget me.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2014
JiggamanGh:

You hardly? Your igbo humanchopping aZz is always at the front line.
When last was I part of it?
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2014
Dymondgurl: of course I'll totally agree. I mean, take a look at ur composure. U are already shakin in ur boots. Anyway, I don't even hav d precious time to waste on trading words with a low life like u. As a nigerian, am above that. So suck it up. U r not even worth my mention so this will be the last time I'll quote a scumbag like u cos ur so pathetic. I have a lot of classy ghaniain friends who won't behave in such an unruly manner. I guess ur one of dem poverty stricken and classless ghanians. Pity. PS: u are disgusting below scum itself. Don't bother quoting me cos I won't give u d pleasure of responding to a God forsaken neanderthal cos u r a non existent entity. Peace!!
That is deep!
You look good too.
Do not let these Gaynaians stain you please.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun , Ban These Ghanians by collynzo2(m): 7:18pm On Sep 20, 2014
JiggamanGh:


What about nigerians such as collynZo, chinaperez, leez and many others. They should be banned as well but like the hypocrite that you are you only see one side.
I hardly participate in this Gaynaian shît anymore, but it seems you guys will never forget me.
I have done irrepairable damage to your Gaynaian brains.
Business / Re: Nigeria Cuts Gas Supply To Ghana Over Strike by collynzo2(m): 1:07pm On Sep 18, 2014
mrham03: yeah we have power problem now because our incompetent, stuppid, foolish business partner called boko-geria
You have serious power problems even when we supply gas, it only gets from worse to worst when we turn our valves off.
Go and lick your wounds.

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Business / Re: Nigeria Cuts Gas Supply To Ghana Over Strike by collynzo2(m): 12:31pm On Sep 18, 2014
MadCow1: Chai!! NNPC!!! There is Goduuoooo!!


Upon the fact that Ghana's economy is useless, now we have stopped giving them Gas to cook their Banku and Shitto..

Charley JiggamanGh, Borga, Oxygen and the remaining Ghanaian Aponchis, please take heart. You can eat Nkatie Burger and pure water for now. Atleast you dont need gas for that one.. grin


They have released their load shedding timetable hahahaha.
http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/wap/article.php?ID=326406
V0lv0 Petrodullard, Royalpearl aka localpear, jiggaman etc, you better go and check out the timetable so that you will know when you'll have your own 30 minutes of electricity a day, you can't afford to miss it.
Chai!

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Business / Re: Divestment: Shell Sells 4 Oil Fields In Nigeria by collynzo2(m): 9:02am On Aug 28, 2014
Shell is still spending billions of Naira on discovery of new oil fileds.
The ones they sold were sold for operational reasons.
They have no plans to leave at all.

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Business / Re: Non-oil Exports Increase By 16% by collynzo2(m): 6:53am On Aug 28, 2014
Rawani: Impressive. If this trend continues, we may eventually wean ourselves of our thirst for oil. Agriculture is key, mining of solid minerals has to be intensified in earnest so that the massive gold deposits present in the rich soils of the North down to the South, among other minerals like uranium, can be finally exploited.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/225894_minerals_jpgfff75ecba568893c8f9d959e8b943ef4
For how long shall we continue to hear about these imaginary solid minerals in the north?

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Crime / Re: 23 Year-old Lagos Prophet Räpes Woman During Prayer Session by collynzo2(m): 12:09pm On Aug 13, 2014
publicenemy: grin grin grin


prayer session in a hotel room....and you call that raape.
If not for the name and origin of the Prophet, I would have doubted it was rapè.
Unfortunately räpe is a way of life where he comes from.

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Anambra. by collynzo2(m): 12:08pm On Aug 13, 2014
zlatansomto: stupidd fang!! Watch his arm.. Asss fuckerrr ¤ ¤
I thought Tunde Salam was only gay, I didnlt know he also räpes underage boys.
So sad.

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Crime / Re: I Use Robbery Proceeds To Train My Daughter In School by collynzo2(m): 11:47am On Aug 13, 2014
I also make money from selling phones, gold and valuables we steal during operations. I was selling Indian hemp at Ojuelegba before the Aiye cult boys forced me to join them, that was how I started robbery with the gang. I was a cobbler
I have worked as a bus conductor for more than nine years; I sold Indian hemp for three years before I joined the gang last year
I am a trained mechanic but I don’t like the work, that is why I joined the gang to make a living.”
What a fulfilled life this guy has lived. Within a short time, he has done all the dream jobs of Yoruba youths, the good, the bad, the legal and the illegal.
Wow!

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Crime / 23 Year-old Lagos Prophet Räpes Woman During Prayer Session by collynzo2(m): 11:34am On Aug 13, 2014
A 23-year-old Celestial Church prophet, Adewale Adeleke, has been arrested for raping a church member during prayer a prayer session. He committed the act on July 26 at 6 pm at the premises of Original Inn Hotel, Ebute Meta. The prophet allegedly approached his victim claiming to be spiritually informed about her problems and had solutions to them through a scheduled prayer session. When the victim met him at the hotel on the scheduled appointment, he obtained her mobile phone and N13,000 as mobilization fees. He then forced her to strip naked as a prerequisite for her prayer to be answered and thereafter unlawfully assaulted her and had sexual intercourse with her without her consent. Appearing before a Yaba Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday, Mr. Adeleke, was arraigned on a four- count charge of stealing, obtaining by false pretext, impersonation and rape. The prosecutor, Mr. Chris Takim said the offences contravene Sections 258, 285, 312 and 378 of the Criminal Laws if Lagos State, 2011. Section 258 prescribes life imprisonment for any man who has unlawful sexual intercourse with a woman or girl, without her consent. Adeleke however pleaded not guilty. The Chief Magistrate, Ariike Oshibayo, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N200,000 with two sureties in like sum. He further adjourned the case till August 16 for further hearing.
http://ynaija.com/site/23-year-old-lagos-prophet-rapes-woman-during-prayer-session/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=23-year-old-lagos-prophet-rapes-woman-during-prayer-session

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Anambra. by collynzo2(m): 11:28am On Aug 13, 2014
chino24: Anago has multiple g@y partners...... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
He is not a faithful person, he keeps jumping from one boyfriend to the other.
grin

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Politics / Re: Anambra Begins Work On N5.6billion 3 Flyovers In Awka. by collynzo2(m): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2014
smallJagaban: FLYOVERS IS PLENTY IN LAGOS. SOUTH BEASTERNERS ARE SO GULLIBLE ...


Lagos remains No man's land.
Tell us how many you have in Oshogbo

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Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Wins 200m Gold by collynzo2(m): 10:27pm On Jul 31, 2014
Madawaki01: na u give cameroon medals in commonwealth games ba??
Cameroon has won but medals as for our Gaynaian wannabe/imaginary neigbours.....nothing for them AS USUAL!

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line Up Vs Milan, Scores A Goal by collynzo2(m): 7:23am On Jul 28, 2014
naijanoni: Good one for him.And kudos to pellegrini for giving him this opportunity.
But i agree with @Normality.
They are playing him as the top 9,thats under-utilizing his abilities.
Iheanacho is a born playmaker that has an eye 4 goals.
Playing him up top as the striker would only allow him display his goal-poaching abilities.
But playing him as a CAM behind the striker would enable him display both his play-making and goal-scoring abilities.
As we saw at the U/17 world cup,iheanacho would offer more playing as the CAM or on the wings(RW).
He can be a play-making winger just like David silva/Ozil/mata.
At the U/17 world cup,he played mostly on d right wing,bur always cutting into the middle on his amazing left foot(just like mata when he plays on d RW).I think that would be his best position.
I hope pellegrini realizes this as soon as possible.Nigeria already have enough strikers presently and for d future.
But what we've been lacking since okocha retired is a proper play-maker.
Iheanacho is our brightest hope.
Also he'll find it easier to get playing time becos city dont really have enough options on d wings(only navas,nasri,and Silva IMO are ahead of kelechi),but they do have plenty upfront.

You guys need to stop running when no one is chasing, Iheanacho played as a midfielder against Kansas, maybe the coach is trying out a few things. Messi has played as a right winger, playmaker and center forward at different times for Barca, it didn't stop him from bieng one of the best ever today, Ronaldo has been played as a right winger and center forward at different times, it didn't stop him from being what he is. For those saying city players don not celeberate with Iheanacho, I saw at least seven different players huggging and congratulating him for his goal, he always run straight to the fans to celeberate his usual style, not all the players run after him immediately, some walk slowly to him, but end up celeberating with him however late.
Stop the unnecessary complaints.

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line Up Vs Milan, Scores A Goal by collynzo2(m): 5:52am On Jul 28, 2014
YoursGEJ: Anybody don hear about the rest of that U17 squad like awoniyi and co? Those boys need to develop together
Nwakali is with Man city, Ezeh is with Porto, Yahaya is under trial with Tottenham I believe.
Those guys will do well by God's grace.

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line Up Vs Milan, Scores A Goal by collynzo2(m): 9:44pm On Jul 27, 2014
eruudy: link pls
www.zhibo8.cc/
Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line Up Vs Milan, Scores A Goal by collynzo2(m): 9:43pm On Jul 27, 2014
For those not watching, the video of Iheanacho's goal is already on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ2JBrbuPo

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line Up Vs Milan, Scores A Goal by collynzo2(m): 9:35pm On Jul 27, 2014
DebohBaron:

Where are u watching it?
Streaming it online.
Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line Up Vs Milan, Scores A Goal by collynzo2(m): 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2014
Iheanacho scores wooooooooow!
4 - 0
what a beauty!
Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line-up by collynzo2(m): 9:12am On Jul 24, 2014
deavicky: the guy name too long and difficult to pronounce. Even me a Nigerian is still trying to pronounce it let alone a foreigner.
Then call him Kelechi.
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Makes Manchester City US Tour Team List by collynzo2(m): 6:49am On Jul 24, 2014
BlackPikiN: Nacho is playing !
Never call him that name again please.
Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line-up by collynzo2(m): 5:25am On Jul 24, 2014
Please someone shoul tell the ESPN and English commentators to kill their attempt of tagging the name ''Nacho'' on him right this second.
He is not Spanish, he is proudly Igbo!

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line-up by collynzo2(m): 5:23am On Jul 24, 2014
So happy for the guy, I risked staying up late to watch the match and shed a tear or two when he scored.

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