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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Thanks Her Husband For Marrying Her Even After She Cheated On Him by Collyweed: 10:12am On Feb 10, 2020
This babe is not only sharp but importantly very lucky.

Talk about eating your cake and still having in it.

The sharp girl even has insurance. Next time her Maga husband catches her with another fvck boy, she will say you know I’m always making “bad decisions”
RomanceRe: Please Help, Despite Our Commitments, She's Still Giving Green Light Outside by Collyweed: 5:33pm On Feb 05, 2020
l'm a marine engineer and all jobs I'm seeing are offshore jobs,there's alot of traveling on water and I need someone who is Fidel with integrity , many say it's because she's still tender, but I have seen those younger than her in a committed relationships. There's nothing as sweet as travelling for like a month or two and coming back you still meet ur woman intact, some times I ask myself if she doesn't know how to talk to other guys without releasing phone numbers to them,
The highlighted is hilarious!

Why are people so selfish like this? You travel and you are not using the punnie but you don't want other guys to use it.

This one pass greed. You can't finish this thing alone, stop hoarding!
RomanceRe: Do Such Men Exist? by Collyweed: 12:47pm On Feb 01, 2020
I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I ain’t a womanizer


I only eat some edibles and take some “herbal” tea.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Buhari Seek To Have Spiritual Adviser by Collyweed: 3:34pm On Jan 30, 2020
Lauretta Onochie should add this to her portfolio. She is quaffing enough spirits to qualify.
RomanceRe: My Newly Weded Husband Cannot Perform In Bed. by Collyweed: 3:01pm On Jan 17, 2020
BabbanBura:
Do you even believe this story? There is no way you will date a guy to the point of marriage and he never had a hardon. Except if she was careless not to pay attention or to be curious as to why he hasn't had any attention.
I had 3 none sexual relationships but in each one of them I struggled with erections whenever we are together - and the ladies knew it. They dont need to even pay attention to notice.
Erm, erm Oga. The clue may be in your user name. The guy may be a small bura, which may not be so noticeable.

Anyway, more likely the mumu girl was carried away by fine boy with good job, (quite rare in places like where she did her youth service). I will advise her to get an assistant husband before the cobwebs between her legs become unmanageable.

Life is short and shagging during menopause can be painful.
CrimeRe: Mum Battered Her Daughter For Stepping Out To Make Her Hair (Photos) by Collyweed: 11:54am On Oct 04, 2019
Beauty is pain.

No pain, no gain.

Lesson learnt!
PoliticsRe: Pressure Mounts On Osinbajo To Resign by Collyweed: 9:13am On Sep 19, 2019
Freaking storm in a teacup!
PoliticsRe: Salvation Ministries Wristband Saved A Man From Kidnappers In Rivers State by Collyweed: 9:25pm On Sep 17, 2019
It’s like the kidnappers are members of Salvation Ministries working hard to increase their tithe.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Four Men That Attacked Ekweremmadu In Germany Has Been Released by Collyweed: 12:53pm On Aug 24, 2019
Cruz889:
funny, but wait oo some people are talking as if they believe this story
So you no know say mumu full this country? How else do you think that Mumuharri got elected twice as Presidiot?
PoliticsRe: 23 Megawatts Calabar Power Plant, A Dream Fulfilled- Ayade by Collyweed: 5:01pm On Aug 21, 2019
23MW!

This is “I pass my neighbour” IPP.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Should Wear Mufti To Avoid Police Attack – Gen. Buratai by Collyweed: 7:48pm On Aug 12, 2019
Tribalism every where. This time, it’s the Soja tribe vs the Askari tribe.

What a circus!
PoliticsRe: Why Those Who Support The Arrest Of Sowore Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves by Collyweed: 11:40pm On Aug 06, 2019
gidgiddy:
I'm not much of a fan of Sowore. I personally think that his Sahareporters website has deliberately made some misrepresentations I find offensive. However, it is important that whenever we see something wrong, we put sentiments aside and call a spade by it's right name.

What was it that Sowore did wrong that warranted the DSS to invade his home, armed to the teeth, and bundle him away to Abuja like a kidnapp victim?

He put the word "Revolution" as the appellation of his public protest?

Revolution has many meanings, the Oxford dictionary defines revolution as:~



1)The forcible overthrow of a government

2)The change of a social order in favour of a new system

3)A dramatic and wide reaching change in conditions, attitudes or operation

4) An instance of revolving

5)The movement of an object in a circular or elliptical course around another



Of the many definitions and meanings of revolution, why was it the first definition that the authorities decided to hold on to as the only definition?

Sowore has been organising and leading protests for over 20 years. He has never been violent, armed nor killed anyone. His protest has been mainly been about definitions 2 and 3.

So why is the government now saying he wants overthrow them?

How can an unarmed Sowore, who wants to lead a protest in Lagos, overthrow a government in Abuja?

How do unarmed people overthrow a government protected by hundreds of thousands of armed military personnel?

Is it now a crime to utter the word revolution?


Let's learn to leave sentiments aside and judge things for what they are. When Sowore was backing APC and Buhari, against GEJ and PDP, there was no problem. As soon as Sowore decided that APC was as bad as PDP and wanted to lead a protest against APC, they came for him under the excuse that he mentioned the word "revolution". A word with several definitions and meanings

Sowore's arrest was just one of the many arrests of people who dared to protest against the tyrannical government of Buhari and its failure to address social issues from insecurity to poverty
Thanks, bro.

We are in this mess today because people here have never learnt that principles matter.

It is not a matter of agreeing or even liking Sowore. For the record, I don’t like the guy and I believe that the aims of his revolution are short sighted if not timid. The point is that we are supposedly practicing a democracy and as such, the arrest and incarceration of peacefully protesters ( no matter what they call it) is an anathema.

But then again if a majority of the denizens of this blighted colonial prison camp had a clue about principles, Mumuharri wouldn’t be Presidiot today.
PoliticsRe: REVOLUTION: Before You Go For Revolution Answer This! by Collyweed: 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2019
This is the most stvpid piece of shyte propaganda I have seen in a long time.

Yeah, all those bad things allegedly happened before the current Presidiot came into power but he has been ruling for almost 5 years now.

Most of the revelutionnow organizers helped to ensure that there was “change”in 2015. This is 2019 and we now look back at those good old days of 2015 with nostalgia.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To Omoyele Sowore’s Arrest By DSS Over #revolutionnow Protest by Collyweed: 11:49am On Aug 03, 2019
Kanu should bow to Mumuharri. Our disabled Presidiot is proving to be a past master at disintegration.

The dotard is simply amazing. He finds every small crack and fissure, stuffs dynamite and lights the fuse. I frankly can’t foresee how this criminal enterprise masquerading as a country can survive these many fires.

I noticed this tendency a while ago and opined that Mumuharri is under the anointing of the Lord of Strategy himself, Ekwensu, to pull down this infernal Tower of Babel.
PoliticsRe: Ayo Oluwaniyi, Stolen N400m: Army Detains Fleeing Soldier’s Wife, Children by Collyweed: 12:15pm On Aug 01, 2019
Londonboyrep:
What a backward country arresting friends and family of a suspect. In advanced countries, the police will not even discuss the case except with the accused or legal representative. Everyone, not their family not their friends, is responsible for their own actions.
We are just pretending to be a democracy and obviously paying lip service to the concept of the rule of law.

The Nigerian Army is the most retrogressive organization in this country. They have not changed since their founding some 150 years ago. This was when dastardly British bandits started using these thugs to seize, loot and pillage the land and resources of the indigenous peoples of this benighted colonial prison camp.
PoliticsRe: Ikechukwu Ohakwe, A Nigerian Soldier Dies In Road Accident (photos) by Collyweed: 11:32pm On Jul 20, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
But one 62 years old electrician from Mile 12 will tell you Buhari is the best President we've had. Leaving this shïthole soon
Lol. This is very specific.
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Withdrawal From Southwest Will Cause Food Shortage And Unemployment by Collyweed: 6:43pm On Jul 17, 2019
TemmyWon:
And you're Yoruba like this? You're respecting cow, calling cattle 'uncle' to eat beef
Egbon nnkan nse yin o undecided undecided
Because his username has Biodun, he is Yoruba?

Assumption is the mother of all fvckups.

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