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kokaneprodigy:
Just learnt DJ switch is currently in army custody

What’s her offense?

Are we back to dictatorship?

When did you leave dictatorship?

3 little questions for the OP.

1. How much are teachers in government schools paid?

2. So they should start torturing and killing Their pupils?

3. How many law makers have been killed by SARS?

HuntSon:
How do you know i suck dick?? you don do am before?? Why do you y'all keep running to gay accepting countries too since it's an "unlit cave?"

Whenever we win with facts, y'all always resort to violence because that's the only thing you know! You really be thinking being gay makes someone weak...baba 70% of gays go beat you blue black!

Come back when you're ready to tell me facts, not blabbering for likes!

You sound almost as bigoted as the folks you’re fighting here with all this militant homo spiels.

I believe in personal liberty, period. You should have a right to your sexual preferences while some others should equally have a right to be disgusted by such preferences.

You don’t have to bully them into accepting you, just be yourself and not some label. I accept that I like women with big booties and titties. I don’t need to explain it to anyone and I don’t really care what others think about it.

marsman:
You sound ignorant. Comparing Nigeria to a Dystopia, lol. Check up the meaning of words next time before using them, you sound very ignorant.

You just want show yourself!

“ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”

Nigerians are the most stvpid people on planet Earth.

Here you are, living in a dystopian hell-hole, where life is actually hard, brutish and short but the only thing that seems to bring out any uniting passion among the denizens is what consenting adults do with their sexual organs.

It’s really sad!

OP should create another thread asking why we cannot grow corn on Mars after all we grow it quite well here on Earth.


It is still hard to believe that mugus still accept the old canard, "Nigeria go better".


Mugu no dey finish!

Real boss lady!

Where are the mods?

Close this useless thread. Quick, quick.

Na every week una dey recycle the same boring gossip?

Sounds like prolonged or untreated postpartum depression.

Very sad.

Mr Danielfx,

While reading your story, it became apparent that your “spirit” lover was created by you. I suspect that your subconscious created this (for want of a better world) alter ego. This most likely happened as way to deal with your near death experience. The nature of the drug you OD on will also be further illuminating.

In the real sense your “spirit” lover is actually just you. It appears very intelligent and knowledgeable because it is a creation of the subconscious. To help you better appreciate the power of the mind, I’ll give some quotes;

The function of your subconscious mind is to store and retrieve data. ... Your conscious mind commands and your subconscious mind obeys. Your subconscious mind is an unquestioning servant that works day and night to make your behavior fits a pattern consistent with your emotionalized thoughts, hopes, and desires.

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The Power of Your Subconscious Mind | Brian Tracy

Your subconscious mind is a powerful force to be reckoned with. It makes up around 95% of your brain power and handles everything your body needs to function properly, from eating and breathing to digesting and making memories.Apr 10, 2018
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I would suggest that you visit psychiatrist to resolve the issues presented in your write up.

And by all means avoid all these charlatans masquerading as “men of god”. They would simply replace one neurosis with a far worse one

The girl was keeping her infection jejely oh. She wasn't even advertising it oh.

You now came on your own and started disturbing her. Now she has has very Kindly shared it and you're now disturbing us.

Wetin you want make we do now? Make we go find the girl come collect our share abi wetin?

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Saintbossman:
The Director of Media and Publicity of Pan Nigeria Presidency of Igbo Extraction Coalition (PANPIEC), Prince Erondu Uche has expressed his gratitude to the Yoruba nation. In a statement made available to news men today Monday 9th December 2019 PANPIEC Spokesman said that the good relationship existing between Yoruba and Igbo should not be truncated because of the actions of some crafty political leaders. The statement reads;

"I wish to appreciate the Yoruba Nation and correct the impression that they hate Igbo. Yoruba don't hate Igbo. It has been established that Igbo and Yoruba tribes have Ancestral link. I think this explains the love and mutual understanding that exist between the duo.Some Scholars argue that Yoruba love Igbo more than any other tribe in Nigeria. The long standing good relationship between them appears to have proved this assertion beyond doubt.

After the war, Igbo who left southwest as a result of the war returned aftewards to meet their businesses and possessions intact. In the whole of Yoruba land there was no abandoned property as experienced in other regions.
Thank you.

Professor Wole Soyinka's efforts to curtail the Nigeria civil war in 1967 resulted in his arrest and imprisonment without trial by the then federal military government. Wole Soyinka was in prison while the war lasted. A forty year old vibrant Major, Francis Adekunle Fajuyi from Ado Ekiti, Ekiti state died with his boss Gen. Johnson Aguiyi Ironsi. A death he chose. He was quoted to have said "for you to kill him, you must kill me first" a request that was granted. Only few could have done this. Lieutenant colonel Victor Adebukunola Banjo from Ogun state fought alongside Biafran Soldiers against Nigerian army and was executed in the process. Also the late popular Musician Fela Kuti was quoted in 1982 to have said that he supported Biafra. The list goes on. Yoruba nation has always identified with Igbo in time of need and Igbo reciprocates.

The handshake across the Niger had long begun. The cordial relationship that exist between Afenifere and Ohanaeze is part of it. Igbo and Yoruba have the highest number of inter tribal marriage in Nigeria. What this means is that Yoruba and Igbo have become one. An example is the Ondo state Governor, Akeredolu who is married to an Igbo. A lot of good relationships have been built over the years. Dr Tunde Ajayi a chief lecturer at the university of Nigeria Nsukka, political science department has an Igbo aid who has lived with him for more than twenty years. Ajayi Among other gestures shown to the Igbo man had built a house for him in Ebonyi state, he also foot the bills of his marriage ceremonies and mother's burial. There are yoruba families whose children bear Igbo names just like three of my yoruba friends named their sons after my name. Most Igbo bear Yoruba names as well. There are good personal relationships that exist between the average Igbo and Yoruba. Most Yoruba travel yearly with their Igbo friends to celebrate Christmas in Igbo land. We are also aware that over the years some governors in the southwest receive financial assistance during campaigns from their Igbo friends. Orji Uzor Kalu was instrumental to the emergence of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo as president in 1999. Orji confessed that he went with Ibrahim Babangida to Obasanjo's house to inform him of their plan to make him the president. He never had the intention of contesting the Presidential election. Igbo loved and voted massively for late MKO Abiola. About seventy percent of Yoruba Youths who do their NYSC in Igbo land do not wish to return home after service because of the love shown to them by their host communities, residents and friends they make there.

It is wrong for us to allow these good relationships to crumble because of few selfish individuals. Those who preach hate are worst. We cannot allow them to separate us from our families and friends. They do not help or add value to the poor masses who they claim to be defending. The little help you recieve comes from your fellow average or poor man. They only hack into our emotions and use us each time they feel threatened by their friends. They are friends because after their stage managed media fight, they still dine together openly. Each time their children wed, they would shun their political differences and celebrate together while they instigate the poor masses against themselves. This must stop. Let every Igbo and Yoruba arise and see the manipulation that has been going on. These privileged turned selfish leaders are not wiser than most of you.

I therefore advise Yoruba and Igbo leaders whose personal opinions form public debate to always promote the things that bind these two tribes together. Those who sow seed of discord should retire because these two tribes have been tied together by God and evidently cannot be separated.

I wish to thank Hon.Kola Alayande the Secretary general of Pan Nigeria Presidency of Igbo Extraction Coalition (PANPIEC), Gen.Ishola Williams (rtd), Fani Kayode and other notable Yoruba leaders for their unalloyed support for Igbo to produce the next Nigeria President".

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Efulefu "igbo president" mumu yearning dust and delusion.

DXNNigeria:
Hi guys, I will try and make the story short.
I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend on 18th of July, She told me on the 27th of August that she went for pregnancy test and she is 2 weeks pregnant. Just kind of confused as to the disparity in the dates. The result should be 5 weeks plus (Almost 6 weeks) and not 2 weeks. Please, to the health workers, how accurate can pregnancy test be? No problem if the pregnancy is mine but wont want to take responsibility for what is not mine.

If na Benz they want dash you now, will you be asking us this question?

They’re dashing you a whole human being and you’re disturbing us with yeye question.

Talking about looking a gift horse in the mouth.


You had better claim it in Jesus name before the other nigga claims it first. No just dull yourself.

The uncle at 42 with declining libido married a cha-cha 32 year old at the peak of her sexual drive.

Make I no too talk.

Anyway, just to commend the auntie for being responsible and using condoms.

OruExpress:
People that have fought their qay out of slavery in a strange land shouldn't take advice from people with no rights in their own all black country. If a police officer shoots you in edo they will even use it to make jokes on this site.

i don't like when Nigerians try to chime in on what they don't know because we haven't even faced our own issues.

The guy is just trying to preserve his reputation as a reactionary Mumu.

Mind your freaking business!

Amebo, olofofo.

After your friend has finished chopping other people’s future wife, he wants to clean mouth and firm “born again”.

Well karma works in mysterious ways. And they’re not even married yet.

I don’t understand the kind of hatred I have for this Orji Kalu guy.

The thing dey shock me. I swear!

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Danja:
This propaganda won't help anyone. Criminals will be laughing at all of us that they have caused confusion among us. Boko harams don't see the conventional muslims as better than the Christians and the bandits don't discriminate btw muslims and Christians when they come killing eirher. In fact, in all their atrocities muslims are more than 90% the victims. If you hate Islam just say it but stop blaming any northerner governor. Even some of the statements made by elrufai was taken out of context. Government is doing its best, it is only that it is been overwhelmed. Jonathan started the fight but couldn't even achieve half of what has been achieved so far with the boko haram because BH was in control of a large territory. So what are we talking about. Pls stop the blame game and lets face what bedevil us together. We are being killed and insulted at the time. It is too much for us. Katsina villeges, the home of the president, are the most affected at the moment and someone is telling you that the government is paying lib service to the problem and you believe him. Where is education you claim to have over your northern counterparts if you can't reason well amidst emotions.

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Mohammedan taqiya.

We know una.

IspitonCowards:
Ikwerre is from Bini, No Logic can change it

Thanks bro. We don’t do logic here.

kingzizzy:
Its not just Amaechi. The Secretary General of Ohanaeze is an Ikwerre man called Barrister Uche Okwukwu. Famous Ikwerres in the entertainment industry like Tonto Dike, Monalisa Chinda and Duncan Okechukwu(Duncan Mighty) have all said they are Igbos

If Nollywood was controlled by Ikwerre, you won’t hear them claiming to be Igbo (that is if your statement is even true). They’re probably just protecting their careers.

I’m sure you’ve never met an Ikwerre man before. You just stay somewhere in Northern Igboland (or even outside Igboland) making assumptions and spewing fallacies.

They’re not Igbo. That gibberish they speak is not Igbo. They’re are only our neighbours. Why can’t you just take correction and stop embarrassing yourself and everyone else.

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kingzizzy:
You mean like an Ikwerre man such as Chibuike Amaechi who says he is Igbo? Or an Ikwerre woman Tonto Dike who says she is Igbo? Or maybe Duncan Okechukwu(Duncan Mighty) who says he Igbo?

Remind us again which Ikwerre denied being Igbo and the one that accepted to be Igbo

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Abeg stop am!

Everyone has agreed that Ikwerre are not Igbo. Rotimi is an Edo/Yoruba man and his deceit is transparent.

I don’t understand what Ohanaeze is waiting for before expelling these Trojan horses from the organization. This is why Ohanaeze is losing relevance everyday.

Spiff20:
Man's got some points you can't ignore.

He has no point. “Igbo Presidency” is simply a last ditch attempt to save a failed federation.

And if Arthur Eze and his gang of career criminals think we can’t see through their scheming they are only deceiving themselves and those wish to be deceived.

AustineJohn908:
Brother talk wetin you want talk but you be igbo. forget that ikwerre nonsense una dey talk. Ikwerre, Anioma and the rest that their language is 90% igbo or they share same culture and almost everything with igbo, won't be accepted cause to us, they are Igbos.

You know why I laugh at all you Ikwerres, Anioma, etche etc shouting you re not Igbo?
because we all in the Niger Delta, from ibibio down to ijaw etc sees you all as Igbos.

Advice; Join the Igbos(the real Igbos) in their fight for Biafra if not even if we accept you, you will be minority in Niger Delta and won't have any leadership position to boast except the counselor or chairman of your village.

Why you harsh like this, naa.

Abeg make una accept Ikwerre for una republic oh. Na beg we dey una oh.

Anyway, I’m sure that Oba of Benin would accept his errant escapees.

KwaraRat:
Foolish Igbo people, when last you entered an agreement with the Yaribanza did they hold up to their end?

I have said it before that Nnamdi Kanu is a Judas goat leading you to another slaughter.

He is not interested in restoring Biafra but instigating another brutal civil war which the Jews will leave you hanging dry while they throw their weight behind the Jihadist mob.

While not holding brief for MNK and his IPOB cult, any group of people that want to leave this colonial prison camp will get my full support.

However, everyone should separately work out their own salvation to avoid “stories that touch“.

[quote author=proeast post=92082658][/quote]All this long epistle for someone that claims that Ikwerre produces “hundreds of thousands Barrels “ from the same Ikwerre oil wells that went dead since the 80’s.

You’re wasting your breath. Na ihoriho dey worry the guy.