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PoliticsRe: My Humble Advice To Soludo On IPOB Matter by Collyweed: 6:12am On Mar 29, 2022
onumadu:
Isn't it amazing that this nonsense is not happening in Ebonyi state?

Anambra state government has the power to establish and fund a more powerful security outfit in Anambra state.
Even the citizens alone can fund it. All the governor needs to do is establish it and call for recruitment. cool


As for your point about governors supporting the sit at home, Oga please explain to us how the governors gain from criminals killing innocent people who go out on Mondays?
How do governors gain from businesses relocating out of their states?
I know that Nigerian politicians can be evil, but no governor would support these kind of things because there is nothing to gain from it.

As for your point about Soludo having 4 months to prepare, you should understand that Soludo could not do anything until after being sworn in. He is even impressive by his April 4 date. He is an economist by training and there are no fire brigade methods in what he is trying to accomplish.
All he needs is support and encouragement.
Ekpa (or whatever his name is) hails from Ebonyi state. Credible evidence suggests that most of these criminals are from Ebonyi. Yet there is no daft “sit at home” in Ebonyi or Cross Rivers State (Ekpa is a Cross Rivers name by the way) yet he has insisted on engineering this nonsense in the heart of Igboland. What are his intentions? Go figure!

Even the IPOB DOS has disowned this bs because they know how unpopular it is. But some people are talking about dialogue. With who?

There is only one route out of this nightmare. Soludo needs to go hard on these bastards. First cut off their sources of funding. Make a formal report to the Finnish Authorities ( MEND’s Okah is serving time in a South African jail for similar activities). After that smoke out these imps and send them to hell.
Foreign AffairsRe: The Current Full List Of Russian And Ukraine Equipment Losses Since The Invasion by Collyweed: 2:07pm On Mar 26, 2022
A very short time ago I would have had a hearty laugh at anyone who suggested that Ukraine could win this war conventionally. Most people thought that Ukraine's only chance was the un-conventional (insurgency, guerrilla whatever you prefer) route. However recent developments have been nothing short of a military miracle.

There is now a genuine possibility that as a result of numerous strategic fvck ups by the Russians, there is now a chance that Ukraine may win this war conventionally. Russians seem to be losing command and control.


Biden has set the classic Monkey Trap for Putin.

monkey trap (plural monkey traps) 1. (literally) A cage containing a banana with a hole large enough for a monkey's hand to fit in, but not large enough for a monkey's fist (clutching a banana) to come out; anecdotally used to catch monkeys that lack the intellect to let go of the banana and run away.
Putin (monkey) can’t seem to let go of the banana (Ukraine).
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Wants To Take Back Alaska, California and Antarctic From USA. by Collyweed: 6:57pm On Mar 15, 2022
Is this from "The Onion" or is Dailymail now in the business of spoofing news?
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Begs China For Weapons As Russia Invasion Of Ukraine Intensifies by Collyweed: 9:01am On Mar 14, 2022
Biden has set the classic Monkey Trap for Putin.

monkey trap (plural monkey traps) 1. (literally) A cage containing a banana with a hole large enough for a monkey's hand to fit in, but not large enough for a monkey's fist (clutching a banana) to come out; anecdotally used to catch monkeys that lack the intellect to let go of the banana and run away.Feb 26, 2020
Putin (monkey) can’t seem to let go of the banana (Ukraine).

PoliticsRe: People Who Destroyed Whole Nation Have No Right To Teach Us Democracy. Putin by Collyweed: 1:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
It is interesting how politicians like to couch international affairs in moralistic terms. Most likely because it appeals to the "man on the streets" to think about these issues in such simple, easy to understand terms as good vs evil.

The reality is that these things are never about being righteous or sinful. It is usually about power and interests. While Putin may have valid strategic reasons for invading Ukraine, I cannot help feeling that he has walked into a trap with his eyes wide open.

The western alliance is carrying a lot of water for Ukraine using the power of media propaganda, painting the picture of a heroic David valiantly fending off an evil Russian Goliath. For a conflict that started in 2014 and you were well aware for a long time that this full scale invasion was bound to happen, why didn't they do more to even the odds a lot earlier? For example, why are they just now talking about transferring MIGs (fighter jets) during a hot war?

My theory is that they want to help Ukraine but just enough to suck Russia into a long, costly conflict while using the excuse to hit the Russian economy with enough harsh sanction to degrade Russia from a near peer, aspiring super power to a mere major power (like France or the UK).

I think the Western alliance is likely to achieve their objectives.
Foreign AffairsRe: See Powerful Rissian Military In Ukraine..picture. by Collyweed: 4:45am On Mar 07, 2022
This just shows you the pitfalls of having a kleptocracy while pretending to be a superpower.

Putin claims to have spent a few hundred billion dollars, in the past decade, upgrading the Russian military To match NATO. Now the generals are super rich while the grunts look like “local hunters” scavenging for food. Any Nigerian would understand. No wonder they call oil “the devil’s excrement”.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: I Have Arrived Near The Russian-Ukrainian War Zone, As Promised by Collyweed: 5:42pm On Mar 02, 2022
This jobless vagabond again!


Your mates are reporting from inside Ukraine, you are reporting from near the border.

You might as well stay in your bedroom and just report from what you watch on TV.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Says Vladimir Putin Is Smart, 'Played Joe Biden Like A Drum' (Pics) by Collyweed: 8:13pm On Feb 27, 2022
The only part of this gibberish that is correct is when he says,
"This horrific disaster would never have happened if our election was not rigged and if I was the president,"
Putin won't have to invade Ukraine to prevent the continuous expansion of NATO because Trump was actively destroying NATO itself. So there was nothing to fear there.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Why Buhari May Never Support Tinubu, Osinbajo’s Candidacy - Adeyanju by Collyweed: 2:22pm On Feb 18, 2022
GboyegaD:
Awon sha go nbu go. Buhari isn't better than any of them.
Don’t mind the “activist”. Buhari is not vain and would support a greedy man. Indeed!

The same Buhari that said Abacha was not corrupt or are we talking about another one?

Is it the same Buhari that went to endorse Gandollar?

These Mumugerians are just too easy to deceive.
CrimeRe: Iranian Man Carries His Wife’s Head After ‘Honor Killing’ by Collyweed: 10:46am On Feb 10, 2022
Albakir ebinawi, come and see your Shia brothers!

Indeed, religion is the root of all evil.
PoliticsRe: HOW NNAMDI KANU INTRODUCED IGBO YOUTHS TO ‘meth’ – ASARI DOKUBO by Collyweed: 12:27pm On Jan 31, 2022
Ojiofor:
So because I did not align with your cannibalistics behavious in Igboland abi grin
Because I did not support ESN terrorist killing and beheading our people okwaya grin
Because I am not supporting your Talibanistic act of locking our people indoors every now and then as your master wishes.
Because I am not in support of the evil and abomination of kidnapping ndi Eze in Imo state and torture them to death as ordered by Onyendu abi?Those are the things that made not to be Igbo in the eyes of the bandits and terrorist operating in Igboland under the influence of MNK supplied Mkpurummiri.Fyi,Ojiofor is proudly from Abia North he just hates lies and propaganda that have destroyed our youths and Igboland by abroad based scammers.
Little correction! The highlighted is actually Onyendufu
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Break My Heart How Do I Move On by Collyweed: 11:02pm On Jan 28, 2022
Efe42:
Hello guys please I can't say much I'm so lonely right the Girl I thought love who I've always care for with my help and advice she just got a job after a year's of sitting at home now without no reason at all she break my heart please how can I move on I need to clear my thought away far from her!!
Why do you want to move on when you can kuku camp on her door mouth until she gree take you back.

It’s that SIMPle
PoliticsRe: Ikoyi Tragedy And Casual Bigotry Against Yoruba Muslims by Collyweed: 8:55pm On Nov 06, 2021
motymop:
Both Christians and muslims bear zainab.
Yeah, including some Hindus and Buddhists.
PoliticsRe: Ikoyi Tragedy And Casual Bigotry Against Yoruba Muslims by Collyweed: 5:58pm On Nov 06, 2021
motymop:
Because a girl bears zainab that means she is a muslim?
No, it means that she is Buddhist.
PoliticsRe: Do We Have Trained Arsonist In The Nigerian Army? by Collyweed: 3:58pm On Oct 12, 2021
Arson is the key fundamental tradition of the Nigerian Army. From the days of the Benin invasion to now, it has been burning, burning all the way.

Even the maestro sang about it..

Na the burn, burn na him dey sweet them pass..

Bring matches..
PoliticsRe: NDLEA: Why Cannabis Can’t Be Legalised In Nigeria by Collyweed: 10:53pm On Oct 08, 2021
Pure mumu, ostrich out of touch with reality mentality as usual not to talk about being utterly hypocritical. It is always ironical when you read this kind of nonsense. I can still remember a kindly mopol guy teaching my 15 year old self how to properly roll a blunt. That shows you how much our law enforcement respect this retarded law.

Everyone knows that it doesn't make a difference in consumption whether you legalize the herb or not. The only people that stand to lose from legalization is our corrupt law enforcement (the useless NDLEA in particular) because this closes a key avenue for corruption.
PoliticsRe: Cornflakes For Jihad: The Boko Haram Origin Story By David Hundeyin by Collyweed: 10:11pm On Oct 04, 2021
It is a well known fact that all terrorists are muhammedans. The few so called peaceful mumuslims are just cowards who haven't gathered the intestinal fortitude to be true to their "religion". Sane people know that shitslam is not actually a religion but a dangerous death cult.

Actually, even crazy Prophet Moh (piss be upon him) was a terrorist. He started his terrorist career by harassing camel caravans. He actually wrote (or rather dictated, since he was illiterate) the first terrorist manual which some people call the Koran.
RomanceRe: Love Wins As Nigeria Doctor Marries His Lover. by Collyweed: 8:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
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ThEGodFaThEr104:
Keep your rotten mouth shut, contraceptives are mainly meant for birth control and not putting a stop at reproduction.
Homosexualism is an abomination before man and God.
If you are going to make case for gays then be ready to accept beastiality because they too should be given the freedom of choice the same way gays are demanding it.
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Go and suck otu nne gi, anuofia.
RomanceRe: Love Wins As Nigeria Doctor Marries His Lover. by Collyweed: 8:21pm On Oct 01, 2021
bepositive11:
Sex is naturally meant for reproduction. Sexual pleasure is the motivation to have sex and reproduce

Homosexuality is not natural
Have you ever had sex without the intention of reproduction, maybe even used contraceptives like a condom? If you had then that was “not natural”. That will also put you in the same category as a homosexual. We cannot discriminate between “unnatural acts”.
RomanceRe: Love Wins As Nigeria Doctor Marries His Lover. by Collyweed: 6:09am On Oct 01, 2021
bepositive11:
If you look at a man and woman, they are naturally built to mate and have offsprings.

Man and man or woman and woman are not naturally built to have offsprings.

You can't compare being straight to being gay. They're not the same naturally or shall I say biologically

Gay is not natural
So impotent men and barren women shouldn’t have sex, since offsprings won’t result from such mating?

We should just be honest and say that most of our objections to homosexuality comes from some Bronze Age religions. These beliefs evolved at a time when life expectancy and populations were low and tribes needed to increase their numbers for the very survival of their communities.

I really don’t understand why supposedly heterosexual guys (and almost always men) get this irrational phobia about gays. I would think two guys pairing of would mean less competition for me regarding the available females. But then again some guys don’t trust themselves.
PoliticsRe: IPOB : Go Hard Or Go Home by Collyweed: 1:15pm On Sep 30, 2021
ivolt:
You will still kill more people next Monday and start crying after.
Ipob, the only terrorist group whose members openly rejoice about killings
on social media then turn around and blame others.
Who rejoices when their "enemies" are supposedly killing them?
IPOB are not terrorists for gosh sake! I don’t understand why you guys keep repeating this crap.

It is a well known fact that all terrorists are muhammedans. Actually, even crazy Prophet Moh (piss be upon him) was a terrorist. He started his terrorist career by harassing camel caravans. He actually wrote (or rather dictated, since he was illiterate) the first terrorist manual which some people call the Koran.
PoliticsRe: You May Never Know How Deep Nigeria Have Sunk Until You Read This by Collyweed: 9:38am On Sep 19, 2021
Cashsteady:
Rwanda is a very small country na with relatively low population,Not even up to a state in Nigeria. Definitely it's gonna be easy to govern .. nothing special
If Rwanda is the size of a state in Nigeria, the question should be why don’t we have 36 Rwandas in Nigeria? Why can’t even 12 governors turn their states into Rwandas?
RomanceRe: Why Dont These Bllionaie$ Have Pretty Wives by Collyweed: 7:07am On Sep 19, 2021
If they were shallow, they probably won’t be billionaires.
PoliticsRe: ' by Collyweed: 6:32am On Sep 14, 2021
rosinkkit:
You've said it all.

It's depressing to see how the Igbos were manipulated into supporting these evil entities, all in the name of 'self-determination'.

Personally I could never live in a Biafra ruled by IPOB and Kanu and his people.

And you can bet it would be THEM that would rule. They are no democrats.

They don't even believe in the right to hold opposing views to theirs - a dynamic that forms the very basis of modern societies.

They will rule in a 'Biafra' for sure. They did not suffer to achieve the new nation only to disappear into anonymity.

i mean, even a 3 year old can see what type of country it will be, by the behaviour of IPOB.

Utter banana republic that would make Uganda under Amin seem a choir show.
First time I liked your post.

They say that when a dog is going to get lost, it won’t hear it’s master’s whistle. I can now confidently predict the fortunate end of that useless cult, IPOB.
PoliticsRe: I Noticed This About The Sit-at-home Thing Today by Collyweed: 6:21am On Sep 14, 2021
ablejesus26:
Bia nwokem Igbos are buying properties not the occutic brainwashed group of thugs doing nonsense scam ipob �.
Hope you are not tagging Igbo into your rubbish occult ipob �.
Don’t mind them!

IPOB is just a mumu cult. What is the difference between them and other cults like Vikings or NBM, who say they’re liberating black people.

And the worst thing is that because of their ignorance about our history they keep venerating that useless deity, chukwuokike abiama that brought our people nothing but misery and pain in the past.
CultureRe: Ezeuzu Awka Officially Opens His New Palace (Photos) by Collyweed: 7:31pm On Sep 11, 2021
All this useless "traditional rulers" and their rubbish titles!


Which one is Ezeuzu?

As if the nincompoop has ever been near a blacksmith's forge. Probably not seen one before.
RomanceRe: Can A Man Menstruate? by Collyweed: 4:28pm On Sep 10, 2021
EFULEFU1:
Please do men menstruate?
My landlord has been bleeding from his annual since last week
Could it be mentruation?
Don't be too worried, your boyfriend, sorry I mean landlord can still give you head.

Abi him dey bleed for mouth too?
PoliticsRe: Isoko Tribe Of Bayelsa State And Igbo Misconception by Collyweed: 2:41pm On Sep 09, 2021
Ariani:
This is nonsense!

Mother is not Iye or Aye in Igbo. It's Nne!

It's also stupid to separate Igbo from IKa, as IKa as a language is part of the Igbo cluster.
What you call Igbo has cluster of dialects with minor differences.
Ika don't say Olise! And Olisa in Igbo has many dialectical variation depending on part of Igbo land, ranging from Olise, Orise to Orisa, and it has nothing to do with Yoruba Orisha.

And please no body in Bini bears Osadebe! That name is exclusively Igbo.

There are words Igbo share in common with Yoruba, but the ones you listed are not part of it.
No need to get too excited. We are all here to learn.

I think the closest translation of the Yoruba "orisha" in Igbo should be "arushi"/"alusi". They still have the same consonants.
PoliticsRe: Isoko Tribe Of Bayelsa State And Igbo Misconception by Collyweed: 3:56pm On Sep 08, 2021
oyatz:
Okunrin (Yoruba)= Okoro (Bini)= Okoro (Igbo)= MAN.

Okorodudu (Urhobo)= Okunrin dudu (Yoruba)= Okoroji (Igbo)

Okuta( Yoruba) = Okute (Itsekiri)= Okwute= Igbo


Yoruba-Bini-Itsekiri-Urobo/Isoko-Ika-Ikwerre- Ekpeye-Igbo represent a language continum.

In the distant past, we spoke the same language.
Correct. Interestingly groups like Igala (which is technically Yoruba), Nupe, Idoma and probably others belong to the same group. That is like well over 60% of the country.
PoliticsRe: Isoko Tribe Of Bayelsa State And Igbo Misconception by Collyweed: 2:29pm On Sep 08, 2021
Efewestern:
Lying? What will I benefit from lying?

First, I've given you all use of okoro amongst the Edoid groups and second, some of these groups had no contact with igbo, so it's just impossible for them to borrow a word from a group of people they never had contact with.

Okoro was used by ancient Bini kingdom and we all know how the Bini influenced most groups in southern Nigeria, that was how tribes like Itsekiri and Ilaje got to make use of it. Definitely, Urhobo being a direct offshoot of Bini kept its usage.

Okoro is derived from the Edoid word "Oko". Oko When translated into English means Young man.
I will rather think the "oko" root word is from the ancient proto-kwa language. (Ok)urin is man in Yoruba. Oke/Oko is male in Igbo. Even Idoma has a similar word (I think something like Oklo) for male. These languages are all related and from a single source. It has very little with one group influencing the other.

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