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24kmagik:
Unfortunately daddy, that can't happen..

Even a child born today that will live till 150yrs cannot see that happen.

What we'll all see is more debt, more joblessness, more hunger and anger, more killings and violence.

I pray daddy lives well into his 100s to see what a dungeon this contraption is

Your sentiments may be true based on the reality on ground; however, I want to make a shocking prediction to negate your stand.

Sometime this year, more than 40 million Nigerians will start earning at least $1,400 every month through a Synthetic Income System.

The revolutionary income system will be introduced to Africans by a foreign company.

To put your mind at rest, I want to inform you that the program will launch in some Commonwealth Countries any moment from now.

The comment above is made from a privileged position.

Cheers!

All right...

precious1967:
Good, I have bad experience with RALLY TRADE ACADEMY in Oyo state. They scammed me.

Please give details about the fraudulent practices of Rally Trade Academy.

Thanks.

Editorialtimes:
Primate Elijah Ayodele Unveils 94-Page Prophecy for 2025,

[b]Economic Hardship and Civil Unrest

Sluggish Economy and Poverty

Ayodele forecasted significant economic hardship in 2025, stating, “The spirit of the Lord revealed to me that things will be difficult even as the economy will be sluggish. I foresee there will be deaths and political tension.”

Public Discontent

The growing economic hardship could lead to civil unrest, according to Ayodele:

Solutions for Poverty

He urged the government to focus on local manufacturing and exportation to mitigate poverty:

Call for Prayers

Ayodele stressed the importance of spiritual intervention, urging Nigerians to undertake a seven-day fasting and prayer session at the beginning of 2025. He listed five critical areas for prayers:

Source: The Bureau Newspaper

I foresee a turn around and improvement iin the quality life of many Nigerians, next year 2025.

The economic hardship in Nigeria will be cushioned by an income system which a foreign company will introduce in the first quarter of 2025.

The income system will be designed and powered by an artificial intelligence; and it will cause a massive distruption in the global village.

Wakatumbit:
I'm thinking of telling my wife to tell her brother and sister to go leaving only they mom and they shouldn't be coming at all, they can visit but they shouldn't stay.

My family doesn't come around a lot and when they do visit, they don't even stay the night.

But I don't want to make it look like I'm a bad person, so how do I chase them away codedly

Use your wife's phone to send them a text message with a link to this thread.

They will get the message and move.

bobntu:
Why would someone who has not yet been issued a visa be expected to have made definite travel plans?

They expect you to have a detailed and well articulated places of interest and accommodation plans.

Jandminded:
Account statement of like how much?

Bank account statement or balance may not be required if you score high on other requirements such as social ties to your home country and their perception of you.

DaddyJapan:
God chose Israelis but not Nigerians bah? The sense of racial inferiority and spiritual-denial that pervades among many commentators here is nauseating.

Continue swallowing Zionist propaganda hook, line and sinker.

I could not help but drop this comment: God did not choose Israel; He carved them out of one man with whom He entered a covenant.

Israelis represent a bloodline that was the closest to the bloodline of Adam the first human created by God.

There were several attempts by disembodied spirits to pollute the natural blood line from the first man (Adam) which God carefully prevented by His choice of individuals who were not so affected by blood pollution.

If you study the history of Israel carefully, you will see that their history was characterized by several feasts which God instituted to preserve the human bloodline closed to the original bloodline. This spiritual method ran its course until the Lord Jesus was born of a virgin woman - to further guarantee a purified bloodline.

During the earthly ministry of the Lord Jesus Christ He instituted a private Holy Communion (John 6:57) and Public Holy Communion (the Lord's Supper) as spiritual methods for humans to maintain a purified bloodline.

In a nutshel: the modern day Israelis are offspring of a covenant relationship between God and Abraham. This covenant relationship was terminated on the Cross of Calvary to usher in a broader and more inclusive covenant relationship with humans.

Whatever victory or seeming divine support is enjoyed by modern day Israel will be shortlived.

The Israelis are not anymore favored by God than anyone who believes in the first begotten Son of God - Lord Jesus Christ - the nationality of such a person, notwithstanding.

MisterKings:
Thank you brother. But I really don't know how to check mail from Nairaland, the connection doesn't work for some reason

I see you sent me a message but I can't find it, I only got a notification from Nairaland in my email.

This is how it works.

Nairaland has a pre-written email that anyone who wants to connect with you can send.

Do you have my email address now through the email?

Reply it so I can have your email address and save it.

Will keep in touch with you.

MisterKings:
Truth be told, the fact that some look down on others and others feel inferior is not their fault. In school, we have all been wired to compete with each other. You carry 1st they clap for you, you carry 13th they sing olodo rapata. Because of the myopic mindset that it has to be educational success, sidelining every child's God-given talent and gift.

You grow up with knowledge that does not fit into reality 90% of the time and then those who were fortunate to have parents who saw the B.S, quickly swerved their kids in the right direction.

In the end, most of our parents did not know better. Some parents made the right decisions, and some were just plain naive but of course, they are parents, they were always right and it is what they PUSH us to do we will do. If we fail we are compared to others with the question....does he have 2 heads?

We are out now...away from home, trying to build our nests. We can make our own decisions now. But what decisions really? The foundation is flawed already. As it stands, It's already 3-0 and it's looking like injury time already.

Bad foundation 1 - 0
Poor education 2-0
Bad economy 3-0

Funny enough some of us are gifted with the instincts to know that something is wrong with the system. But we don't dare bring it up or we will be stigmatized.

I was 15, when I carried my 2 legs to IT fairs and seminars back in the day when my mates were chasing girls and looking for JAMB score. I was not even sure what I was listening to at these seminars I just knew, I liked the idea of having a laptop and doing something cool with it.

I felt IT was the future. I came and told my Dad I wanted to learn this computer thing, I wasn't entirely sure what it was then, but I just knew this was a good skill. My Dad told me to get inside and read my books and I should never talk to him about that nonsense ever again.

I usually loved to follow my instincts. I still wanted to go for the IT course, but it was expensive then, so I dropped the idea. But I did not give up. One term, I took my school fees and went to pay someone to teach me web design. The guy teach me small, and I no see am again.

So what I started doing was buy cafe time and browse the whole internet without any goal, just browsing here and there, downloading music. But that helped me learn to type and use the computer. That was how I achieved that without attending computer school.

But in the end, despite being one of the brightest students in the school, I ended up not attending the University because my Dad did not eventually take it serious.

I went on work as a factory worker, waiter, security, wasting my years as things turned even worse after my Father passed on.

But then one of those days, in my security job, a friend of mine just asked me to leave and come squat with him and from there I started grabbing skills related to the same IT.

I am a web designer now, but I am also a videographer, video editor, graphic designer, and photographer. But imagine if I had gone through with the skill I initially told my dad about, which I later learned was front-end development, where I for be now.

Some of my classmates who used to look up to me to copy at exam that year are doing way better than me. The girl I had a crush on, went on to marry a better man. Everyone moved on and it felt I was the only one behind.

Now, I am not really begging for food, but I have and still go through rough times and I know some of my mates that are way ahead of me financially, which face I won take say bro how far na, e don tey o.

So I just dey my lane, dey hustle wetin I fit. We all have different times and are on different lanes. That's what I have come to understand, man plans God laughs.

Bless your heart.

Will contact you soonest on a project.

maureensylvia:
Seller A
Normal price N70,000
Promo price N35,000

Seller B
Price N70,000
Promo: Buy 1 get 1 free

Which of the two pricing options do you think customers will grab faster?

1. The poor would go for one bag at 35k.

2. The rich with higher purchasing power would opt for 2 bags at 70k.

Many respondents answered the question from their own financial stand point.

To increase patronage and sales, the first rule in a workable pricing model is affordability.

When minimum airtime credit cost 500 naira, many phone users would rather receive calls than make it until telecom companies came up with lower airtime recharge credits. Now 100 naira and #200 recharge cards are available.

A lot of Nigerians can afford to drink Milo, Bournvita, etc, because they are packed in sachets and affordable.

Whois:
Alinco didn't japa, oga is doing Mc for events now. He was the MC at a wedding I attended early this year. I attached his number incase you need to confirm

There are two different guys who acted Alinco. The first giy was Jeje in Owoblow. He lives in Texas and acts in movie production in America.

About the second guy you posted up there - I am not familiar with him.

The popular boy Alinco lives somewhere in Texas.

Cheers

Double0h7:
Trigger warning ⚠️ unpopular opinion ‼️

Have you thought about your children and how they will look? If you’re not attractive then you’re setting your children up for future rejection. People have always looked for good genes to pass along to their offspring. Your mother definitely means well for you.

If you are very attractive then you could offset her lack but if you’re not then you are setting your children up for bullying and rejection of their own.

Another thing, it makes sense that she is peaceful because imagine if she was unattractive inside and out.

...so if the poster is not good looking, are you saying it would be proper for him to look for a 'fine girl' to accommodate his unattractiveness?

Would you consider an unattractive guy for a relationship?


The poster's mother is shallow if her rejection of the girl is based on atrractiveness.

Dcass:
Amen

How far? Did help come for you?

....

Zero; zero; eight; six; six; zero; seven; six; six; zero.

Majority of black people in Africa dont read.

How many black people read "Terms & Conditions" of any public or private service that requires their signature or subscription?

I dare say less than 0.005 percent of nairaland members have read the rules and regulations pertaining to their membership here. The same can be said of their membership on Social Media outlets like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google , etc.

Negroes in Africa have a low appetite for reading.

We have a poor reading culture except for sexually explicit content, gossips, and entertainment.

Samantha124:
Is this whole spiritual husband thing really real? And how does a woman knows that she has a spiritual husband?

Does he appear to her in person at night or what?

Valid questions.

Check the discussion copied below for clues:

https://www.nairaland.com/1923768/story-queen-yachikka-spiritual-wife

"A man with experience is never at the mercy of a man with theory." - Derek Prince.

Yoighaman:
Seriously, how can one get a spiritual wife? The experience would be lovely. Imagine having fun when you are awake and the fun continues while you are asleep. That's enjoyment raised to power 3.

Go through the diary here: https://www.nairaland.com/1923768/story-queen-yachikka-spiritual-wife

Shalom.

6ixVille:
Someone shld pls invest in my startup. i promise i wont be like boateng abi wetin be hin name.

Can you give a brief description of your start up for business model and execution analysis?

benuejosh:
A new richest man in Nigeria is arising in this tenure who may not be from the North.

I know one Nigerian who will emerge the richest in Africa on or before 2025.

He will be the first black man to hit $100B in liquid cash and with a revenue of $45 Billion per month.

The amazing thing about this fella is that his wealth will have an open book documentation - transparent beyond any iota of doubt or controversy.

Add to the above: the fella's source of wealth will not be oil, gas, politics, or any known brick and mortar business model.

Simeonjoe1:
Made up

It was not a fabricated story.

I was with a friend in Dallas a few years back. My friend told me about his wife's friend who visited them.

Visman:
Myself i traveled from Abuja to Lagos in December 2011

May 15th, 1995.

Departure: Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos, Nigeria.

Transit: Schipol Airport, Netherlands 🇳🇱.

Destination: JFK New York City, America.

Raydos:
It's so sad that over 10 trillion dollars has been stolen since the inception of Nigeria

That huge amount could transform any serious country from the worst to the best in just a decade, Our really cursed as a people? I've been to other Africa streets too, They also suffer from the same bullsh*t, What is wrong with us as a race?

Someone said if Nigerians Moved to America and Americans move to Nigeria, In just 5 years America will be messed up and Nigeria will become a thriving nation

As re we cursed?

If you swap all Nigerians for Americans in California, Texas, and New York, Nigeria would develop rapidly in less than 6 months but California, Texas, and New York would become a jungle.

The black race in Africa is flawed by constitution.
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A woman traveled to America on a visitor's visa. She was taken out on a sight seeing trip.

They were driving on I-75 Highway in North Dallas when the woman sighed and said, "na wa oh, everybody just dey drive new cars here..." the driver replied: "you can buy any car of your choice by credit facility.."

The woman exclaimed and said: "how then do you distinguish the rich from the poor?" The man replied: "you can't know by their cars because anyone with a job can buy anything on credit and pay monthly to maintain a good quality of life."

The woman said - to her shame - "I can't live in this country where everybody is equal."

The story above depicts the mental frame of many black people who grow up in Africa.

God and angels have very little regard, if any, for the black race in Africa.

Batman2412:
Nigerian women claim love means giving them money but they will never give you any money unless you are a pastor or babalawo. E dey like say na only pastors and babalawos Nigerian women love

Your comment is hilarious!

Nannyservices:
Betta Edu is coming to lift 133million Nigerians out of poverty using GPS.
Please let's keep standing on Tinubu's manhood sorry mandate... Insha Allah

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MrsTwrite:
Two shameless people :
Do well to check my signature.

Phone number?

stampo:
No be only to benefit be the work of next of kin...

Next of kin dey pay debt too.

He should be ready to pay the debt..

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