₦airaland Forum

ChangetheChange:


That's my uncle

OGOGORO

had it bn dt d fada cm our shop buy condom #50 on dt night, we for no dy read ds shit......

lefulefu:
so na Hushpapi u be dey expect to see?

exactly my brother

Kondomatic:
Exactly.



I once went to meet this Facebook friend who gets hundreds of likes on her pictures, trust me bro, she's not worth 20 likes in person.


That's not bad though cause I ain't worth fifteen likes myself.

lwkmd..........ur money gets u d likes bro. the hustle is real

Kondomatic:
Pictures can deceptive bro. I need to know her height in cm not even ft.

LOL.....Exactly o. Na wetn hapn btwn me n my ex. i fall in love wt d babe without evn seeing her for d first time. She has got the best face on earth. her voice too na die. But i was disapoitd wen i saw her. no back side , no boobs. But because am a type dat dznt like hurtn ppl's emotns, i remain loyal to her until the day she decided to break my hrt. MORAL LESSON: always check well b4 u pay. if possible do taste driving

Kondomatic:
Really?


*Dances spiritually*



How tall are you? Height is important eeeh because I am tall too.

check her dp nah, abi u not gt mb.......

khiaa:
Two weeks isn't enough time to enjoy yourself, what state were you going to visit?

TEXAS.....
I know am asking too much, but can we chat outside here for privacy sake pls.

khiaa:
How long did you want to stay for and will you try again?

Two weeks........might try again by year ending

khiaa:
Lmao that's what I thought. So what did you do or say to make them feel that way and are they right?

First, stop laughing at me.....#smiles#
Their verdict was not actually driven from what i said, maybe from my documents.
They were probably expecting to see some documents to a landed property .
IT was a wrong assumtn frm them.

khiaa:
Yes I'm from the states. What do you mean,.no strong ties to Nigeria?

OK...it means that they are not seeing the possibility of me returning to my home country after the conference i applied to go for. I think they wia jst being sceptical.

khiaa:
I'm sorry about that, what was the reason that they gave you?

Well the U.S. is the same ole racist place it has always been, I don't know why you would want to come here anyway.
I wish that I had a home country to go to.

NO Problems.
They said that i do not have a strong tie to Nigeria.
you do not have a home country, are u from the states?

khiaa:
USA.

OK.........You guys denied me visa last yr ........how is the states today?

khiaa:
Ok sweetie you can have all the attention you need.

wia exactly are you chatting from

khiaa:
Ok sweetie you can have all the attention you need.

Thanks......smiles....

khiaa:
Sorry I don't understand.

U dnt have to be sorry. dnt mind me. l blame sleep dt has refused to cm for me. jst seekn attentn.

khiaa:
What?

ntn.......dey ur side abeg

khiaa:
Wouldn't it show maturity to just ignore the threads that don't interested you, all of these prejudices and stereotyping is uncalled for, better yet why don't you create a topic that you would like to discuss.

E tire me....Woman!!!

makydebbie:
No, has to be here.

Noted.......

Omobarca:
Is it a job interview? To the left abeg

Why e dy vex u nah?

makydebbie:
Sure, they're.

I never had any as a frnd. do you mind giving me a part of ur attentn outside here....*smiles*....

makydebbie:
I'm a Ghanaian.

i know know say una girls dy fine o

ariklawani:
A cute dude with good height, moderate joystick. must be clean with good shave, good dress sense..most be the type that o ve kissing and very Romantic.

I am the most suitable candidate......

boooooooooooooobs............i mean football_like one. and a nice face too

MUST it be them?

mrcrabs:
Eish. Una dey beef before.

my bro , no vx. if we no tell dis small small boys d truth, very soon dey go bgin form slay king.

WebSurfer:
This boy is truly blind

Blind ko blind ni see am for hia

WebSurfer:
Keyboard warrior.. Google is your friend.. the rubber slippers alone is 25k (Calvin klein) . I don't need to talk more on the others . Next time don't talk out of ignorance.. you can now go and sleep

LWKMD.......Oga , dat slippers is made in Ochanja Anambra state. my IPOD brothers knows better. we normaly but them from Oga Stev bk den in skl for #750. We go dy tell our babes say na imported jst as u wan wyn us now. Oga carry dis ur trash go 2go abeg, ds is NL . I jst snap my kid bro own. his own na #600. shame no dy even gree me wear am go buy cred

Evaberry:
...

I just have a question to ask

why do dark guys, dark skinned guys love fair ladies I just don't get this trend. is it a fetish thing or what.

most successful guys usually go for very light skinned ladies, is it now a crime to be dark skinned

Or are dark skinned children ugly?

See eh......u r the most confused lady on nl. In the preweding pic btwn two famacists, u said dt dey are both ugly that God shld abort the union. Now ds dude is going for an angel probably to please ppl like u, u r still complaining. Aunty why

i think say na another gucci master......i knw know say na rubber slipers n tear tear pant with #450 polo and goatlike leg........abi na Higoatism u study for skl. make i rezav d one wey i go tell u wen u reply me. b4 i forgt, the rate is -5/10 . u r indebted to fashion.

i think say na another gucci master......i knw know say na rubber slipers n tear tear pant with #450 polo and goatlike leg........abi na Higoatism u study for skl.

I dnt trust any nigerian leader, APC or PDP....show us vidjio or u knw nah.....