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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Condom: 8:33am On Nov 30, 2010
hmm
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Condom: 8:32am On Nov 30, 2010
What do you stand to benefit from a menopausal broad nagging you to death 24/7/365, and having to Bleep one single pussy for the rest of your life?
Better continue to acquire various pussy and smash them as much as you can, before ending up with a money sucking LovePeddler.

A man's children is more important to him than the wife, that is probably why he would force himself to stay in an unhappy marriage.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 8:23am On Nov 30, 2010
*666*:
Embrace me as your god and king and you joy will be endless. I require only that you kneel.
embrace my cohck phaggot.
RomanceRe: Should Married Women Go Clubbing? by Condom: 10:53am On Nov 28, 2010
It's fantastically terrific being me! Come take a ride in my world baby, let me take you for a spin.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 4:02am On Nov 28, 2010
190:
Phockin SH!!T

Leave her the Phock alone!! dude

carry your disease else where!!
go and smoke a pole bro, shut the hell up. are you jealous that your girlfriend likes it up the ass and you can't deliver?
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:57am On Nov 28, 2010
190:
@condom

go and meet dobodobo

he mite be intrested in trading experiences with you

ure talking wit the wrong man!!
it's all good bro just do you.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:56am On Nov 28, 2010
MzDarkSkin:
^^ you know they say men who like to put it in that area, have unexposed homosexual tendencies. lipsrsealed
they say whatever they want. at the end of the day i'm tearing that ass up, feeling like a man and making her scream for more.
do you take it in the butt? are you on yim
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:50am On Nov 28, 2010
you womanliness. that's why your girl's gonna get with me, i will put it in her butt.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:45am On Nov 28, 2010
you scared bro? women say it feels tighter and it's warmer.
Any woman can give up the vag. you can't get your girl to take it in the butt.
half a man
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:40am On Nov 28, 2010
maybe if you stick in her butt next time you wouldn't need a condom
RomanceRe: Going To Your Ex' Wedding by Condom: 3:32am On Nov 28, 2010
Why? Do you want to see the man that will stick it in her vag for the rest of her life?
Wipe your ass with the invitation and toss off to her picture
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:30am On Nov 28, 2010
shut up phaggot, you jealous?
RomanceRe: Should Married Women Go Clubbing? by Condom: 3:28am On Nov 28, 2010
Mrs. Eve:
Well Karma is a ish and hope you reap what you sow,
Don't hate baby. Real men don't put up with stupid women.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 3:25am On Nov 28, 2010
Feminist women is giving some women too many false ideas.  Some gender roles are simply irrevertible, at least in our lifetime.
RomanceRe: Should Married Women Go Clubbing? by Condom: 12:24am On Nov 28, 2010
If that happens I will make sure I spread the gift to one of her relatives.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 12:21am On Nov 28, 2010
Woman that can't cook is already lacking in many ways than one, and i bet your ass she can't keep a man. Let her take her different backside to a white man.  Let's face it there are a lot of perfectly healthy women out there who can also bear children and who can cook up a storm.  I bet your mom is one of them, so is my mom.  Time to stop making excuses and learn to cook so that your man will feel stronger and clap those cheeks harder for you.
RomanceRe: Sos I Am Going Out Of My Mind by Condom: 12:07am On Nov 28, 2010
Just let him hit it raw, then infect him with that herpes. He will learn his lesson.
RomanceRe: Ever Meet A Virgin? by Condom: 12:03am On Nov 28, 2010
You are on that gay time bro. Try to convince her to let you put it in the butt. It feels good bro.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 12:01am On Nov 28, 2010
Mrs. Eve:
Condom,

The only reason why you would take your chance with a woman who is barren and has a life threatening disease is because YOU DON'T want children and the chick will die anyways so you move on to the next defected chick,

As long as she can cook a mean eba and egusi soup, She can be walking around with two toothpick arms and one leg and no womb,
Who is to say the chick who doesn't know how to cook is also not barren and with a life threatening disease?
It is not fashionable to suffer with a half-woman. Learn to cook I will marry you.
RomanceRe: Should Married Women Go Clubbing? by Condom: 11:59pm On Nov 27, 2010
Mrs. Eve:
I can see why she did it behind your back, YOU A BIT SCARY shocked
Haha. I will clap those cheeks one more time before giving her the boot.
RomanceRe: Should Married Women Go Clubbing? by Condom: 9:32am On Nov 27, 2010
Mrs. Eve:
So Condom,

If you catch your girl dancing innocently with Johnny, you still call her a slut? That interesting because I thought that a slut is a person who sleeps around, I guess dancing is sexing in Africa huh? Well, I definitely learn something EVERYDAY! undecided
Slut should not have gone to the club without my knowledge. She must be on that bullshit.
If girl has to sneak behind my back to do slutty shit, then deuces. If it's dancing, let her dance in front of me my man.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 9:30am On Nov 27, 2010
Mrs. Eve:
Remember each WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT, you may get a woman who can cook, BUT CAN'T BARE CHILDREN,

You may get a woman that can cook, BUT SHE HAS SOME LIFE THREATENING DISEASE,

My point is, THE GRASS ISN'T ALWAYS GREEN ON THE OTHER SIDE, be realistic about your expectations, you may live longer,
Lol this ain't convincing enough my man.
You can also get a woman who can't cook that also has some life threatening disease.
The grass will get greener if I'm properly nourished. I will take my chances.
FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Wife? by Condom: 2:00am On Nov 27, 2010
Don't transfer your guilt over to your wife, phaggot. Tell her you don't deserve her and end the relationship, then proceed to feel miserable with a guilty conscience for the rest of your life.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? by Condom: 1:57am On Nov 27, 2010
Inability to cook on a woman's part is simply demoralizing, shameful and last but not least inexplicable. If a man can't provide for his family he's not ready to settle; most women would stop short of saying he's not a man. Same goes for women and cooking. Is the family going to eat at Subway 24/7/365?
Why would I volunteer to jump into a pit like that when there are far too many other women available, probably with similar qualities she posesses and CAN cook.
RomanceRe: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by Condom: 1:51am On Nov 27, 2010
Where is picture of said money-hungry broad? Make sure you hit it before you quit it.
RomanceRe: Should Married Women Go Clubbing? by Condom: 1:44am On Nov 27, 2010
Mrs. Eve:
I take it, you caught your girl at the club with Johnny Goodboy huh?
Try again.  Even if I did catch my girl at the club with Johnny Goodboy, I would sit at the bar and have a few drinks before calling it a night.  She dares not come back to my place again though.  smiley  I don't overrate sluts.
RomanceRe: . by Condom: 12:27am On Nov 27, 2010
Mygoldie:
@op pls dont forget to use CONDOM wink wink
and don't forget to let him put it in the butt OP
RomanceRe: ***why Are Ladies So Weak To Their X Boy Friend(lovers)*** by Condom: 12:16am On Nov 27, 2010
That ex is an ex for a reason. 90% of the time there's probably no good reason to reconcile with an ex, the only exception being the leftover 10%.
Exes most times still have strong feelings for each other even after break ups. Emotions are not like tap water, we don't just shut them off and on.
The biggest advantage to sticking around the ex is that whenever she comes around, the rush of emotions tends to come rushing back and it leads to easy, good sex. Tell her to come over, Bleep her but keep your feelings in check. Cum on her face and then kick her ass outta your house. Never under any circumstance should you take her back.
RomanceRe: Why Does Nice People Get Hurt! by Condom: 12:10am On Nov 27, 2010
Everyone gets hurt to a certain degree, unless you are a bot or some supernatural shit.
The problem is not the being nice. A lotta nice guys allow people to trample upon their feelings and they fail to put their foot down or stand up stronlgy for themselves. A woman doesn't want a man that she can push about. Women need domination. A man that can tell her to stfu and sit her ass down.

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