They gist dier frnds d countless tyms dey've slpt wt a girl dat's jst a frnd. Or a girl dey neva touchd dat jst dumpd dier asses

Its d mother in law in obodo Naija if u'r married 2 a BOY

Nope 4 a man, but for d lov of money yep

It hav tay dt i'v bin warnin u Ugo, now u hav cari belle . Babe go for a PT test.

I can't becos i'm expected 2 get married 2 a MAN not 2 a boy. Yeah age is jst a numba, maturity has notin 2 do wt age, na oyibo talk am e dey wrk 4 dem. I no fit mari person wey sppze dey call me aunty.

igemi: If he is not a ghost ooo, how come he enter my house and I didn't knw, if am nt marriage, I will ask him some question if he asnwer me well and if he didn't I will send him out, if he answer me well we go start frm dere

I guess ya sweet grammer brought him bak

Chukskalidon:
bad belle

Lol.

Yes, we all do. I'l jst ignore him n go 2 bed.

I'l jst smile, walk straight 2 my kitchen, den com bak wt hot water n pour it on d idiat's face shikena.

Lemme b blunt, she doesn't lov u, she doesn't trust u. She's jst playn wt ya emotions.

My Jewel.

May her soul RIP.

Girl be patient na. Lemme tell u d truth expect less frm him, dnt show him u're desperate. Men hate intimidation too. If he is d type dat hates eatin out,once in a while prepare hs favorite dish(es) urslf. Respect him, dnt compare anoda man's achievemnt wt hs, be faithful and appreciate his efforts even small ones. My dear d list is endless but trust me it works. All d best.

Zarian5:
Muslim clerics are not materialistic like your pastors. Better keep them out of this. .! Most Imams do not earn a kobo for running the affairs of a mosque.

Park well jor, mind u i didn't say all imams ar shady bt som. I live in d north, i grew up n schoold in d north so i knw wot i'm sayin. Tank God u said 'most imams' or ar u a learner?

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Sometimes i wonder how some of us argue. just because other religions do not criticize their erring clerics Christians shouldn't? SMH. Remember, when Jesus Christ criticized the pharisees and the religious leaders of the synagogue he usually worship.
Jesus Christ rightly mentioned it in the bible that a time will come when many will come in his name, deceiving many, and a great multitude will follow them. By their fruit you shall know them. shine your eyes [/quote
Read my post well b4 u bite me, i didn't ask u not to criticize. I said stp stop dscussin ur shady pastors on social netwrks. Ur critisms will nt stop dem, it will only make u luk lik a dumb fellow 2 d muslim faithfuls. Nobody holy pass.

@ fellow Christians somtyms i wonder if som of us respect our religion, hv u eva seen a muslim condemin d acts of a mallam, sheikh or imam dat ws involvd in a shady deal on social netwrks? Jst lik we hv fake pastors, we also hv fake muslim clerics bt dey dnt discuss diers. May God help us.

The Bizzare & d Beast

sir wealth: i blame Goodluck jonathan for this odeal.!

Oh please! Did Goodluck push dem in2 d pool or did Op say GEJ drownd dem? Life's 2 short my brother,may dier souls RIP.

Pls stop hating, respect d dead. RIP Oluwa-Goldie we'l miss u #sad.

Akpors tells a story about his 40th birthday.. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up dat morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife wud be pleasant and say "happy birthday" and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out she barely daid goodmorning let alone happy birthday, I thought well dats marriage for u, but the kids they will remember. My kids came trampling down d stairs to breakfast, ate dia breakfast and didn't say a word to me. So wen I made it out of house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Lucy said "goodmorning boss, and by the way happy birthday!" It felt a bit better knwing dat atleast someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about 1pm wen Lucy knocked on my door and said " Ɣou knw its such a beautiful outside and its ur birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just me and u." I said thanks Lucy, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch but not where we'd usually go. Instead she took me to a quiet bristowit a private table. We had couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed my meal tremendously. On the way back to the office,Lucy said " u know its such a beautiful day, we don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied wid, I suppose not. She said let's go to my apartment, its just around the corner. After arriving at her apartment Lucy turned to me and said "Boss if u don't mind, I'm gonna step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." Ok, I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes she came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife, kids,dozens of my friends and my co-workers.

Man buries five kids after tragic fire incident


A Nigerian father of five children has done the unpleasant task of burying them all, after a tragic fire incident that ravaged his home in northern city of kaduna, killing all the children Thursday night.

Mohammed Aminu Okene,a trader in petroleum products was completely devastated when he spoke today with P.M.News on his return from the local cemetery at Tudun Wada. He said, as he broke down in tears, that to bury his five children in a day was the worst tragedy that could ever happen him and indeed any father.

“My life will never be same again,” he said.

On the day of the tragic fire, Okene had taken all the children to Saint Gerard Hospital, to visit his wife who had just delivered the family’s 6th child by caesarian section.

“I prayed with the children at the hospital for their mum to recover quickly and I took them back home, not knowing I’ll never see them again”.

Okene went back to the hospital, to stay with his wife. And he never came back to see the children he left behind.


Okene’s five children were Sadiya 16, Ramat 11, Monsir 7, Khalid 9 and Mohammed 13.

They died after a fire that broke out at the two bedroom apartment at E 26, Fakere Street, Kaduna. The fire was said to have been triggered by some stored petroleum products.

The wailing petroleum trader said while he would never forget this shocking incident, he would take solace in the religious belief that it is God that gives life and also takes it away.

Meanwhile, Kaduna state Governor, Dr. Mukhtar Ramalan Yero has condoled Okene his loss.

In a press statement signed by Director General, Media and Publicity, Ahmed Maiyaki, Yero who, was moved by the gravity of loss visited the family immediately he got the news after the Friday prayer.

The governor urged the bereaved father to bear the loss in good faith.”

May thier souls RIP (Amen)

freecocoa: I have been jobless for a longtime, employ me and all the energy I've saved in my years of joblessness will be used to work wonders in your company.

Ar u serious? Babe u're funny, anyways if u talk ds one 4 interview na Director of comedy u go get. Nice post.

~vicky~:
shey she get teeth to eat her birthday cake?

She go lick am.

wshn momo plenty years ahead, plenty gr8 grand children wit plenty money.

I can't lay my lyf down, buh i can do oda tins 2 save him i.e donate blood,pray 4 him n spnd our money on him 2 get bak 2 hs feet. #lovethins.

Ladies shud learn frm dis, stop visitin pple u hardly know or guys u meet online. I'm nt sayin on-line dates ar alwaz bad, som ar gud n som ar beasts lukin 4 girls 2 use 4 rituals. We shud bcareful pls. I pity dat lady,may her soul RIP.

If he dumpd me because of anoda woman,i wud nt accept him bak, buh if it ws because of somfin i did wrng i wud accept him. I'm nt selfish, jst a corrct naija babe.

So we shud all start dancin azonto?