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Antoeni:
Moshood Muhammed just found this online

HOW TO LEAVE NIGERIA WITH N3,000

OPTION ONE

Step 1
Dangote trailer �from kano to Lagos is 2k

Step 2
From Lagos to seme border is 500

Step 3
From seme border to cotonou town is 500

OPTION TWO
But if you want to go to Europe�****_

Step 1
Kano to Jigawa is 500

Step 2
Jigawa to Maradi by donkey � is 500

Step 3
Maradi to Sahara by camel is N500

Step 4
From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just N1000

Step 5
From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is N200 via flying boat is N1000.

So the choice is yours

You don't mean it

Embracing driverless cars would be very difficult in this part of the world.

For the others, a rough estimate of 2 decades is being considered.

Verysmart101:
Her denying her hubby sex by asking if sex is food wat will u call that? Is she not indirectly encouraging the man to look outside?

You don't take everything women say serious

These are words they say so you may think that they don't actually want sex as much as you do.

This is a Senseless Post I must say.

People like you turn good women into whores.

Destroy only your family and stop looking for people's home to destroy with your stupid hypothesis.

Tajbol4splend:
That shiit ain't easy for them

Hmm

Who told you that?

So you became a woman or you suddenly understand women.

Those of you hiding under the male gender here on Nairaland sha.

So you think finding a man for themselves is easier abi, then why do most of them go the hard way.

An average woman wants and needs the man that takes care of another woman and secretly wishes she was the one being taken care of that way.

Instead of looking for her own Mr. Caring she then tries her best to steal the one she has seen that belongs to her neighbour.

Some fools actually like them

Until they are bitten.

Women with many male friends are hoes

Period

One day you must looseguard for that your male friend and he will not hesitate to strike

Telling her I can't be just her friend

Period

Some go and some allow dating and looting

Be Relationship Smart and Observant.

You can easily know a viper, but if you choose to ignore the red flags then you are on your own.

Period.

Women don't find their own men.

They steal other women's men.

Hmm

Even Gorillas too

She ended up making the guy look innocent

Nawa

Now she had finally dragged her sister into the mess.

Women sha no dae think far at all.

I see Mathematical Induction

It's mathematically correct abeg

I sha crack head this morning.

The battle for Supremacy.

We are just higher Animals, not much difference.

Cheating can't be condoned.

A wise nigga dumps his girlfriend or wife the very first time she cheats or he uses condoms on her till he finds her replacement.

God please bless me with a wife that has sense.

Thank you for Prayer answered.

Nawa

To be evil person sef nor still easy

Sometimes we need to appreciate Tonto Dikeh, she's making history.

She will be the first Nigerian female villain in the 21st Century

Or has there been one before?

You are simply heading for a life of low self-esteem.

Her past would always destroy your mind, forget that thing you are calling love now, you will begin to hate her after sometime.

And the fact that she told you doesn't mean she really loves you, she's just afraid that you might hear it from elsewhere and it would be worse.

I have been through what you are facing now and believe me when I say she will fuvk other guys and you can't do anything but cry.

If you need a wife don't go to the Church, that's where expired hoes are gathered.

She got dumped, she didn't ran away, you sef use your brain na, a girl that you allow your friends to have sexx with will you marry her.

There are girls everywhere but you chose to love an expired hoe, do you know how she got money to do hair business or you think being a successful hair seller na mouth.

Do your mind sha, your wahala.

Hoes never change no matter where you take them to a hoe is a hoe.

The Father I have would leave him there and when the Police are tired of him they will either return or kill him.

My Old Man no like stress at all, he will tell you he has other children and you can clearly see so.

I can only suggest you do same because whenever I feel like causing havoc, I just remember the kind of people I have at home and mind my business.

Verysmart101:
Have u ever built a house in ur entire life? Are the landlords super human to know the type of business they indulge in? Will a tenant seeking for apartment ever admit to a landlord they are into yahoo? Stop being ridiculous or envious of landlords simply cos u havnt built any structure.

You don't own a house either.

A responsible landlords makes sure all his tenants have something legitimate doing, yahoo boys are easily spotted except few of them.

If they are freelancers or something else that's legit they would know.

Majority of the landlords in where I live gives preferences to yahoo boys because they pay well.

An apartment that's supposed to be for 400k annually, a yahoo boy would pay 1m for two years.

Tell me won't you accept it.

MufasaLion:
You expected me to kneel down with tears in my eyes to settle your family issues? To hell with that!

I ain't interested in having a debate with a deluded fellow that his heart is filled with bitterness and looking for pity by chasing an unreasonable cheap clout. Go and embark on your killing spree if that will quench your rage!

Don't qoute me anymore! This will be my last response.

Nitwit!

So you know, I didn't seek for your pity and I never quoted you initially.

I always speak out what bothers me so I don't fall into depression, am I not really asking for help but I just need to let them out.

The first experience wasn't good and I found a way out.

MufasaLion:
You expected me to kneel down with tears in my eyes to settle your family issues? To hell with that!

I ain't interested in having a debate with a deluded fellow that his heart is filled with bitterness and looking for pity by chasing an unreasonable cheap clout. Go and embark on your killing spree if that will quench your rage!

Don't qoute me anymore! This will be my last response.

Nitwit!

Do well bro.

I pray your tongues don't get you killed.

The major difference between I and you is that I wish everyone well and even you.

Like I said you haven't seen nothing.

It's a phase, you will gain maturity soon.

MufasaLion:
Dude, I am not an insultive type but I do so when I meet poeple that can't reason with brains like you.

Also, I am not the cause of your pain. So get the hell out my face! Go cure your bitterness and hatred and stop displaying it all around.

You are childish.
Ask your real friends they will tell you.
You don't about telling people to shut up, you don't know me.

MufasaLion:
You're so foolish, dude.

The thing about people like you is that you bring religion into every argument. That shows how gullible you are.

You irritate me.

Tell me where I brought religion here.

There's actually a God incase you don't know.

And I was brought up in a Christian family so I make reference to what I know.

Someone sensible would have told me to let go and face only his wife in a calm way.

But you chose to insult me because we are on keyboards

MufasaLion:
You're so foolish, dude.

Argue with facts and reasons.

I have my reasons for doing what I do.

I don't do things because others do.

I have seen you are the insultive type so I won't answer you anymore.

I hope someday you become wise else people will kill your entire family and you will do nothing because you want to forgive them.

mariahAngel:
So sad.

Just let go of all your hurt.

I am trying my best.

I know something positive will come out someday.

MufasaLion:
I wasn't born into affluence but still, you ain't making a logical submission. Again, you are a bitter and gullible dude. You're just an ignoramus fopdoodle.

Shalom!

Keep deceiving yourself.

I pray you don't experience such.

If we use your type of logic and forgive people then we won't have crime partners being sent to jail.

You don't know anything.

Keyboard sha don help many of una.

So you know I don't forgive easily, if God didn't forgive Adam, Satan and Eve and let everything go back to normal.

Then don't ask me to.

They knew I had a good upbringing and my father always told me not to steal yet they thought I was like them.

MufasaLion:
Dude, you seem bitter and deluded.

You are a fool.

Use your logic.

I have been restricting myself from raining insults on you.

Even you saw where a lady said she won't forgive those that killed her husband and made her a young widow despite the fact that they came out openly to repent and seek forgiveness.

You never see anything for this life.

Maybe you were born into affluence, so you can never understand me.

Fool.

MufasaLion:
Never!

Yeah

God didn't lay a curse on just Adam and Eve else we would be living well and happy.

Satan was the manipulator but everyone was punished.

Go insult God and not me.

I only have the mindset he has.

You think you are actually wise but wisdom is far from you.

MufasaLion:
Still, shut the hell up.

Your uncle and the kids were being manipulated to do those things. Sincerely, I understand your situation because I could only imagine how horrible, shameful and hurtful it was but you should know your grudges should be with your aunt.

Don't quote me anymore thanks.

But pray you never get in my shoes.

MufasaLion:
Shut the bleep up!

In all what you wrote, your uncle did no wrong so you got no reason to bear any grudge against him. You said it yourself, all What happened during your stay with them was instigated by your aunt.

Also, the kids did no wrong and you decided to hate them for their mother's behavior.

This is not the example to use for "Blood is thicker than water" thingy.

Yes that's me.

And don't tell me to shut up next time, watch what you type.

I know what I went through there.

This woman made her 5 years and 7 yrs old children disrespect and slap me sometimes.

For your information, the woman never came out in the open to accuse me, my uncle did all of them.

He initially restricted me to having access to funds in the store and also the sales book.

He gave everything to strangers/sales girls and when funds went missing I was blamed.

I was young and naive then, I was scared and I had little voice.

I was only smart in handling business but they thought I was stealing their money.

Never you insult me again.

You don't know what it means to go for the traditional igbo boiboi system.

The bro who served them for 10 yrs came out with nothing they only gave him good worth 100k to start his own business and guess what, he's a road side slippers seller now.

Nawa

See wetin full house wife/joblessness cause.