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Which kain military officer is that? Just say police bought weed and planted it in his brothers house.

No only police we know wey sabi do this thing

Piyke i see your thread gracing the FP on DA forums. That’s slick yo

Feli oya take your two hands hold your two ears, now drag those ears out very very well until e almost tear and read my typing as e Dey turn to words for inside ya head

“LEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEEEERFUUUL OOHH”

That nigga is gunning for N1m this month of September meaning this might be the month I get to piss on my boss big head.

I don dey kpaff the beer already, bladder don dey full, boss don barb fresh ‘kodo’ yesterday for aboki razor blade hand, Abeg make una two face una front so everything go fall into place for my side gidigba this September ending ohhhh

Thank Goodness say I tall and my office table high well well. I can’t see myself missing my aim on that fresh bald big head at all lie lie

OyigboUpdate:
Yes o. As your ESN is soaking business loving Igbos in blood

The only blood esn is soaking is the jungle dwelling fulani marauding type. Esn has never attacked their fellow igbos. No amount of your zombie propaganda can change the narrative

Mynd44 messed up. I move for him to be banned for 700 years.

Dominique, oam4j, ishilove etc etc

BAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN !!

^^^ i advice you to follow the above recommendation to remove all traces of water, sand, odor and mud from the interior furnishings of your vehicle. Also you’d minimize the risk of rusting on your inner panels too

Tinubuadvocate oya run come oh your papa health don dey get K leg oh

Ipobexposed so since January till today it’s only these two Terrorists that you confirmed were killed? Two out of a million bandits in the land ready to soak both the monkey and baboon in blood?

[quote author= post=105311273]Again,
All the 400 or 4000 sponsors or
ANYONE OR ANY group of persons sponsoring and supporting terrorism in this nation will die young and die untimely deaths
No matter where they are from in Nigeria.
Their blood will be use to wash away all evil from every corners of Nigeria.
May their parents cry on their rotten corpse.
May the dogs eat their dead bodies.
May heaven reject their corpse and send them to hell fire.
Can we hear an AMEN biko?

Foreigners will read this post and be like "but why can't some people say AMEN to this deep prayers now"!
And they will deduce who the terrorists and their supporters are truly are.
Cos they always wondered why some people will always dodge this if they ate not supporting wickedness, deaths, blood and evil.[/quote]Mugu you go soon open church Dey pray and fast because of your darling daddy

Gentlelife50:
He said it's only the few people I know that it's happening to, I just don't like arguments.
The said Camry we used like 8k plus little fuel inside to ugheli, I was very sure the battery was working because it was switching from time to time.
That got me thinking, if there's difference, after all.
Normal Camry 2.4 can as well do the said journey with same amount of fuel.
The worst part is that the car is grounded as we speak.

Hybrid vehicles do not work on highway trips. They are only designed to work on inner city drives. On highway journeys your car needs to go fast and that is the opposite of what the hybrids were meant to do.

When you’re firing speed on the highway your cars computer will command the hybrid system to switch into rest mode and allow the full engines power to come into action. This in turn allows our car to go faster to keep up with the traffic on the highways. While in the city and there’s slow moving traffic or holdups the cars computer will signal the vehicles engine to go if while the hybrid system takes over to work your cars electronics and ac system making your car drive in low rpm modes.

So please do not judge the fuel consumption between a hybrid and internal combustion engine with highway journeys because hybrids are not designed to be used on highways at all. Your fuel consumption will be the same if you had a 1.6ltr hybrid and a 1.6ltr non hybrid engine. Where the hybrid will shine is when you compare them on a trip from say like lekki to badagry.

SweetiliciousD:
One Naija

4K Naija

Just like heavenly robbery

Fuel is now costlier than gold

Piyke:
I think you should first do an inspection to physically identify the bushings needing replacement. E.g. A broken passenger side engine mount will present with clattering noise in the suspension when going over uneven roads (the type some call chain-gallop). If unsure what to lookout for, you can open a thread and post pictures of the bushings seen on inspection. There are so many components in the double wishbone setup of this Accord that can cause noise...

Okay thanks. I’d better go sit with a mechanic and allow him take apart the suspension while checking for the ones to change. That front passenger engine mount change is due too.

Oga piyke please i need your help on this. I want to change all the bushings on my suspension at a go because the noises and clangs I hear have gotten out of hand. I need to know how many bushings are installed totally per wheel well front and back for a 2003 Honda Accord 4Cyl thank you

Hmm wait oh did umahi just scam buhari out of N25 billion or what?

IFSHR:
Drop car bawo ...didn't you read the part where he said he will use it to register for car papers and pay up before December....shey him go do car papers dey use am receive request without car ni?

Then I doubt he understands the meaning of the word ‘collateral ‘

Gentlethug:
Good afternoon y'all ..

Please few months ago, my mom got me a Honda civic 2003 to use for e-hailing. But ever since I got d car I only packed it, though sometimes I drive it out to buy stuffs into my shop.

The reason I haven't registered to any e-haling company is because, the papers are expired and I haven't done gotten my drivers license, all reason is because I don't have the financial capability.

Though, I'm into other business which is pos and sales of recharge and I'm a single father, the money I'm making is not encouraging. Thats why I have decided to come to this thread to use the said car for collateral to get a loan of 150k to repay back by December ending with 50k interest, so as to get the documents needed to start my e-hailing journey soonest.

Please anyone interested should help me or also give me advise on what to do, and we can have a deal

So you want to drop the 2003 Toyota Corolla with a lender and collect N150k to repay N200k on or before the 31st of December?

Uber11:
nop , i speak with them everyday, that one is not a problem, i will sleep there this sunday.

In future never you pay for an accommodation that’s not completed in Lagos again be it windows, doors, roofing, plumbing etc It is a wonderful way landlords scam tenants to live for a year in a house without basic amenities

I’m part of the ‘Honda Accord for life’ gang

I’ve subscribed to your vlog and blog. You’re my diy hero. Well done oga piyke

Wow truth speakers are now an endangered species in Nigeria

SultanYoung:
keep pushing

So posting people that threatened you pictures on a faceless forum is the highest you can do? Chai

Pearl1910:
Chai...sorry man

sobs & sniffs

Felicity001:
Hmm... Naija is finish... Chucsmore pls come and share the link u used to enter Canada oh

Can you imagine... You mean the towing guy almost ran over you?!!

No oh. I think they saw me. They just wanted to first position their towing truck wella first before coming to talk to me. They saw fresh and unaware bushmeat and didn’t want to spook me until I was cornered.

And their plan worked. As in ehn by the time I stood up from under the car to see what’s going on one of them had already entered the car and gabbed the keys.

VaselineCrew:
Braaaaah!

Say it isn’t so!

That is daylight robbery men, how can they tow a vehicle in trouble, not as if they are towing to your mechanic for you, but they are towing you as an offender.

Gosh, everyday, I hate Nigeria more.

What were you supposed to do? Like ensure that your car never ever ever breaks down while driving? Who can guarantee that? Not even Elon can guarantee that as some Tesla’s have broken down while driving.

They said I was obstructing traffic on a highway. Imagine. I cleared well oh. They told me next time my car breaks down on the highway i should call tow truck to tow me to the service lane before I even start seeking solution to my problem.


I asked them that since they’ve confirmed that my car is broken down why don’t they just kuku tow me to the service lane themselves but they didn’t agree.

They told me that whenever their tow truck hitches any vehicle the next destination for it must be their yard. Na so I take reach their office.

Even after I paid their fine they allowed me to call mechanic to come and repair the gear cable right there in their yard before I could drive away. They didn’t deflate my tires because they knew the car couldn’t move. They left me with the keys self.

That day I just weak for Lagos and it’s wahala

VaselineCrew:
So today I parked my car at a the end of a bustop on ozumba, clearly away from oncoming traffic and even away from buses trying to use the bustop. I had pulled over to check my engine, so the hood was up.

Next thing I know, one lasma guy from nowhere came to my back and said “bros lemme talk to you”, I said okay, but I briefly looked back, that’s how I saw tow truck reversing towards my car.

Since 1 + 1 = 2, I figured they were trying to tow my vehicle, so I ran back to the car, put my hood down and entered the car. That’s how the tow guy too was trying to enter my car, omo, the way I zoomed off ehn. Plus my hand was already on my pepper spray in case he made it in, I would have knacked him 2 sprays right in the eye balls.

I just don’t know how it became illegal to troubleshoot your car on the road when it has car issues. I am all for law and order, but haba! So if it was a serious car problem, is that how they will just come tow my car, instead of offering assistance? Naija is the most useless country known to man.

My brother that’s lastma for you.

That’s how one day the gear cable of the car I was driving disconnected on the road and I cleared to check what was wrong. I took foot mat and slid under the bonnet to see what’s up and the next thing I heard was beep-beep-beep-beep as I crawled out I almost got ran over by their tow truck that was reversing to align sweetly with my car.

Heaven knows I tried but they overpowered me and towed the car to their office. I paid N25k after calling army to come and help me settle the issue.

Very very bad

In fact it’s beginning to look like there’s more schools than available jobs

What kind of advice is this

Breast that I paid for in full?

Even before ‘bomboy’ came ... I have been

Bomboy can’t just come and overthrow me. Highest I can borrow him the breast for maybe 5-7 months but after that I’m collecting it back before he spoils it for me

Imagine me using my gentle tongue to be licking and massaging my property at nights then bomboy will just come from nowhere and start using his big teeth to be dragging the thing while squeezing life out of it with those his strong hands.

Bomboy can never be allowed to depreciate my property anyhow lie lie. Highest we go fight for ownership in court or I kuku disown am on time. Nonsense

RealSleek:
Some leakage are big o, that gas will finish in minutes...some small leakeages can take up to a month self before it finishes..

True that.

But the koko is that once the gas is finshed ... it is FINSHED and your ac system can never cool again until you add another round of gas.