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mavister: bro let me get this straight ok. See no one is here to mock the other. Diverting into jet and daddy really shows u have notin meaningful to contribute in here. The thread says. ''catholics defend your doctrines here'' .. Yet you havent. So saying other things , well you think you are funny in your own eyes but honestly you are making a mockery of your self here. If your pope were to be a nairalander, he would ex communicate you from the church because even though the catholic church doesnt have scriptural backings to proove their doctrines, they dont teach you guys to disgrace your selves openly. Isnt it? So leave frivolities and face the subject matter ok. God bless. Be a good catholic.. Make your church proud of you.

Oga, I am proud of my church and my church is also proud of me

Please, make your own church proud by telling us it's details

POPE II: Still can't name his church and his flying-jet pastor eeeya , we are going to pray for your soul, don't worry .meanwhile you still haven't answered my question: why do you care about what catholics do ? Aren't you supposed to b busy with your own salvation?

This one daddy fit get jet

Why you think say him dey shame to talk the name of him church?

If care is not taken na one public primary school or party canopy dey dey take do their church building

He needs to find a job to enable him pay his tithes first

HolyHolla: This is the usual "Catholic" trade mark. When you lack substance, you have no alternative than to just shout at others. I will suggest you pick up some good books and educate yourself on Church history. See, that's what Mavista and Mr Louis are doing, and they are making sense rather than ranting abuses.

What a great shame to find educated men and women, boys and girls reasoning based strictly on indoctrination. You are educated for the purpose of turning into reasoning and reasonable adults, not dogmatic slaves. I pity the future of our youth if we continue this way.

Bros, there is a fact that is written somewhere in the bible. I will summarize it for you

NO MATTER THE AMOUNT OF SCHOOL OR DEGREES OR EDUCATION OR EXPERIENCE YOU GET ON THIS WORLD YOU CAN NEVER EVER DECIPHER THE MYSTERIES SURROUNDING OUR GOD!

I know nothing and I acknowledge that I know nothing but I am still better than you who knows nothing but thinks he knows everything

In the bible we also learn a name for people like you

It's called a F00L

thank you

Mrlouis: you disaproove of his post yet u have nthing sensible to use . Stop using harsh words to create humor. Just proove him wrong in a civilized way from the BIBLE. THATS if have one. Hehehe

I am embarrassing you with humor

Trust me, I can be really foul mouthed if I choose to be

But you are not worth it

POPE II: what is this one saying? My friend stop seeing the Christianity, Bible etc we gave you as a source of contest? Who taught you such things? Are you competing with your Christian brothers? Don't you know that Living a Christ-like life is a daily task? Don't you that you strengthen your faith everyday? Well I bet you don't , fellow Catholics this is what happens when all they teach you in you church are tithes

He is beefing the Catholic Church but is embarrassed to name his own church from the beginning of this thread till this my very post

Hypocrisy

HolyHolla: It beats my imagination, and even my sensibility, for anyone to ever reason or think that God, the Supreme Creator, would hand over the Church of Christ to any mortal. Is it not reasonable to conclude then that God must have made a mistake, considering that we all are aware of many popes in history who have been very wrong in the exercise of their supposed supreme powers over the Church?

Jesus, in referring to a 'rock' upon which He would build His Church was definitely talking about the revelation of Him as Christ given to Peter by the Holy Spirit, not about Peter, who immediately after the discussion in reference went into carnal mode and had to be rebuked.

See this one oh!

Wetin be "carnal mode"?

Abeggi fade into" GHOST MODE" jor, you no just get any YARN for this cheap post you made

Siddon for one corner dey learn from your oga's

amanda2013: mrlouis i dnt even hv any intention of answering ur so called questions cos u dnt hv any single right to question my belief By the way whats the name of ur new church? I dare u to answer that questn. Jst tell us the name and i wil tell u the number of people that hv left that church for one reason or the other. Its not by church. Learn to be a good christian first. If you are wat u should be, you will set the whole world ablaze.

My dear he will NEVER EVER try to mention the name of his daddy's ministries here LIE LIE!

shame no go gree am nah you want make we finish am

Mrlouis: oh my God .dis is such a shame. Now i know the truth and the truth shall set me free. Amen

Mavister? You mean this guy's posts actually shows you truths?

Someone who quoted Google to the extent of including the display resolution and screen size of his pc?

Mrlouis: hahhaha na dis guy own funny pass. He doesnt even know the names of the books he is asking som1 to read.hahahah also if u know the name of the person. Why didnt u just say it na.hahhaha are u trying to say jesus was a catholic pope? Hahahahahhhahh

I understand that since you allegedly broke out of the Catholic Church you may be using a different edition of the Holy book, but I don’t believe that your daddy changed the names of the books on yours

Or did he?

Better work hard and save up to buy your daddy his private jet, remember it is now a competition between you protestants to acknowledge the progress of your daddy's ministries via the ownership of sleek aeroplanes

Please don't dull your daddy ohh! Xmas don dey reach and in heard that the daddy of jehovah sharp sharp is already "pricing" A Boeing passenger plane for his congregation

POPE II: point the insults?
Please someone should answer my question na : why are these heretics taking panadol for our headaches? Na wa oo

One word

JEALOUSY!

Our swag too much, our priests don't need to wear N100k suits or blazers to properly preach the free gospel to us and our processions and order of mass dey trip even presidents and Hollywood.

As they can't beat us the sensible thing to do will be to join us isn't it? After the Catholic Church still forever has lots o' space

JMAN05: ok, I ve not seen Roman Catholic Church in the bible before. show me.

Oremi, it is SIMPLE

Read the first 3 books of the new testament with your brain being sober and you will use your eyes to read and your brain to understand the EXACT person JESUS handed over the CHURCH (in generality) over to

Shebi you said you are a jehovah witness or deeper life? Please remind me

You berra HOLD IT dia before I start with your own case

POPE II: bunch of jokers

this is what we observe about our deluded brethren on nairaland

CATHOLIC - - - PROTESTANT - - - ATHEIST

As you can see this trend has a pattern, so we know that very soon they will start questioning their "daddy's" doctrines and then get TIRED of christianity as a whole like our atheist people

mavister: lol..pains me.why should it? Actually it amazes me to see the blind led by the blind. 'we are Gods children' ahhahaha really? Btw what is your church history?

My friend, tell us what denomination and church you currently attend after allegedly breaking off from the Catholic Church.

I'm sure you are ashamed to name it since it may have a funny sounding name like "JEHOVAH SHARP SHARP" or "HOLIER THAN THOU MINISTRIES"

if you can't at least allows us know your church then you are a coward. I am proud of my church, you should be proud of yours as well and tell us all about it ESPECIALLY HOW IT STARTED, WHEN and WHO YOUR DADDY IS

This religion section is a funny place

We see protestants claiming to be "former catholics" and atheists claiming to be "former christians"



To we catholics, you all are the same

Liskate: Corner 44, woky and others, please you should just don't let them get to you. Ignoring this thread is the best way to do this. Please do visit our own thread opened by one of us and for us. Let the protestants deal with themselves. Dominus vobiscum as you prepare for the feast of Christ The King.

My dear don't worry about me, I am ready for them. They won't get any answers from me but I will surely give them some words to take home.

As if debating wastefully with atheists and agnostics wasn't enough our own protestant and pentecostal brethren want to also join their parade.

Mrlouis: i guess even the pope would be scared to attempt such questions.. They just have to ignore it.

Even your [/s]general overseer[s] daddy can't get within 5km of the Pope, so which vision him wan take dey ask am question?

JMAN05: Was the first church by Jesus named Roman Catholic Church? When did Roman Catholic Church emerge, and who spearheaded it?

My brother, your questions are so easy that Google will even be ashamed of answering you talk less of we catholics

The answer is in your bible, I suggest you actually take out time to study it as soon as you can

mavister: yes bro. Thanks for agreeing to the fact that i have answered it correctly. God bless

Answered what correctly? See how you are shamelessly trying to waive the answer he gave you

Must you copy and paste? Even in your posts I see statements like "click on photo for high resolution", must you try to copy even the images too?

Na wao ohhhhhhh! And some people here actually think you are versed in the scriptures. Na your type of pastor go dey take iPad dey preach for pulpit with Google open ontop am

CHANGE YOUR WAYS, FACE YOUR CHURCH, PRAY TO GOD, READ YOUR BIBLE, GET A JOB and stop questioning what is obviously bigger than you

mavister: i am going to really enlighten you on this your post. Now let me ask you this. You were clever enough not to include 'the art of baptism' and by this i mean why ur stance is not on baptism by immersion. Besides that bible passage you quoted, did paul say 'i sprinkled water on the children there'' pls answer accordingly. Thanks and God bless

Which one be "I sprinkle water" again? BAPTISM is BAPTISM

Bros..... That is ehhn... YOU NO JUST GET YARN!

unongu: Maybe you should mention the name of the "former" Roman Catholic Priest that wrote the article... I hope you are not referring to the "Davinci Code", where the writer, Dan Brown used his novel to misinterpret the nature and scope of the Inquisition to the extent of suggesting that During the Witchcraft Inquisition, the Catholic Church killed five million women who were branded witches but were actually freethinkers, scholars, nature lovers, mystics, priestesses, midwives and gypsies. For the records, both men and women were targeted as witches and the deaths were no more than a hundred thousand! The Inquisition was intended to find people who were outwardly claiming to be Christians but secretly practicing other religions such as anti-messianic Judaism, Islam, or Albigensianism (two-god religion). The Inquisition was an attempt to protect the purity of the Christian Community.

It should be pointed out that the Protestant Christians had a counter-inquisition that killed hundreds of thousands of Catholics. Thousands of Catholics were killed in England alone after the reformation struck there. Countries like Ireland, and American Colonies followed in the killing of Catholics. In fact, the name, John Calvin, became popular for the burning of Catholics at the stake. Do more research bro.

Bros please stop stop stop stop stop

You are murdering them

unongu: Your historical account on how the rosary emanated is hogwash... The Rosary, in descriptive term, is a simple praying tool made of beads and string, which helps the Catholics to remember God. About 90% of the Rosary is directly from the Bible. If you say your Rosary daily and meditate on its mysteries, it will bring down many graces from heaven to you. It will strengthen you to overcome temptation, and to grow holy. It will lead you straight to heaven, and away from the devil. Habitual sin will no longer be a part of your life. The following are Bible passages that Catholics meditate on during the Rosary:
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you (Luke 1:28)
Blessed art thou among women (Luke 1:41-42a, Luke 1:48)
And Blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus (Luke 1:42b)
Holy Mary, Mother of God (Luke 1:43)
Pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death. Amen.
(Luke 2:35, John 2:3-5).

The Joyful Mysteries (Mon & Sat)
1st Decade: The Annunciation of Gabriel to Mary (Luke 1:26-38)
2nd Decade: The Visitation of Mary to Elizabeth (Luke 1:39-56)
3rd Decade: The Birth of Our Lord (Luke 2:1-21)
4th Decade: The Presentation of Our Lord (Luke 2:22-38)
5th Decade: The finding of Our Lord in the Temple (Luke 2:41-52)

The Luminous Mysteries (Thurs)
1st Decade: The Baptism of Our Lord in River Jordan (Matt 3:13-16)
2nd Decade: The Wedding at Cana, when Christ Manifested Himself (Jn 2:1-11)
3rd Decade: The proclamation of the Kingdom of God (Mk 1:14-15)
4th Decade: The Transfiguration of Our Lord (Matt 17:1-
5th Decade: The Last Supper, when Our Lord gave us the Holy Eucharist (Matt 26)

The Sorrowful Mysteries (Tues & Fri)
1st Decade: The Agony of Our Lord in the Garden (Matt 26:36-56)
2nd Decade: Our Lord is Scourged at the Pillar (Matt 27:26)
3rd Decade: Our Lord is Crowned with Thorns (Matt 27:27-31)
4th Decade: Our Lord carries the Cross to Calvary (Matt 27:32)
5th Decade: The Crucifixion of Our Lord (Matt 27:33-56)



The Glorious Mysteries (Wed & Sun)
1st Decade: The Glorious Resurrection of Our Lord (John 20:1-29)
2nd Decade: The Ascension of Our Lord (Luke 24:36-53)
3rd Decade: The Descent of the Holy Spirit at Pentecost (Acts 2:1-41)
4th Decade: The Assumption of Mary into Heaven (Sg 2:2, 10-11)
5th Decade: The Coronation of Mary as Queen of Heaven and Earth (Rev 12:1) (Luke 8:21) (Gal 4:19) (Cor 4:17) (Gn 3:15a) (Sir 24:4) (Jdt 13:18, & 15:9).

The vocal part of the Rosary has prayers straight to Jesus. Even the “Hail Mary” is not a prayer to Mary. The Catechism calls it the ‘Marian Prayer’ because we are asking Mary to pray for us. She is interceding on our behalf. As we can see Rosary has its roots from the Bible.

Ohhhh! Don't indulge them na

Let them keep steaming

I'm sure the GOOGLE LOVER is scanning through his numerous TABS to formulate a reply to this post right now

mavister: hahahhaha we both are saying the same thing. The rev. Never gave me audience. Hope ur not confused? u just repeated what i said in a re-phrased sentence.

You misunderstood the priests body language, he isn't supposed to be rude to you so he did the best he could to convey the message that

YOU wanted to WASTE his precious time

But he TACTFULLY didn't INDULGE you while ACTUALLY making you feel like you were making sense.

I'm sure he must have had laugh with his fellow revs right after you left him alone

Ukuts gp: @mavister. Thank u for that exposition. It goes to prove that u are thoroughly grounded in the word of God.

Via Google kjv edition

mavister: hahahha no be quarell now. Wettin be the man name?

Ask Google

As usual

mavister: lol. Eyah. See bro. Dis is why people tend to fail exams. Even when they clam to know the answers. Why? Poor analytics. I asked you a question which is 'what is the history of your church' you should have known why i asked you that. Since you are ignor-ant of that. Let me enlighten you. I asked you that because if you knew the history of your church well enough and you are a good student. You would agree with me that most (70 percent) of your doctrines were copied from pagans from ancient time. Yes u said history is for historians. We all are historians. Depends on how u look at it. If u need proof let me know. And finally i do have an evening service today. You are invited. Lets dance to the lord. God bless ..

I am a catholic

I have learned some new dance moves

What's the name of your own church and address

I feel like clubbing tonight

mavister: yeah! Tried asking a reverend some questions the other day. The man pretended to be making calls the whole day. After that. Was just giving flimsy excuses. Why? Nothing dey to talk. Hahahah

You sabi lie ehhn!

Which reverend father is jobless enough to give you audience self? Why stoop so low as to lie against am ordained priest? Is it because he is not on nairaland?

mavister: oops i detect pain and frustration here. Sorrydifference? esides did u see anywhere in the bible where it was stated that jesus said to one one man ''oya, go and form the catholic church''? Lol. This is delusion for sure.

What do you know about the Bible? It seems you have like 20 Google search tabs open over there, indeed Google is your friend but you now want Google to have se.x with you?

I didn't say Jesus TOLD ONE MAN TO GO AND FORM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

I said Jesus HANDED OVER THE CHURCH TO ONE MAN TO CARRY ON

spot the difference?

Mrlouis: such a briliant question. Most of them dont even know the history of their church. If i was a catholic and cant defend my self ehn? It would be shameful o. I wonder how they still have mouth to reply after they havent answered my questions. Shame shame .yuk!

So because you were alive and your daddy started his church you now know it's history therefore you can defend your church anywhere abi?

Look, if I go to your FORE-FORE-FORE-FORE-GREAT-GREAT-GRAND-FATHER he will affirm that he knows about the Catholic Church, leave history for historians and build your own faith. Religion is between your God and yourself. It's better not to have known the scriptures at all than to know it out of context.

Oga, abegi, wetin be the name of your church and tell us it's history

Mrlouis: stop wasting time. Answer my questions. Besides was jesus a catholic? Why all this 'my church is the biggest'? Ok if it wil please u. My church is the smallest. You ok now?

What do you mean by "was jesus a catholic", who was the person he handed his church over to before he ascended into heaven? Was it not the FIRST SAINT, FOUNDER and LEADER of the CATHOLIC CHURCH?

Oremi we don't have any answers for you, those questions are baseless and have been repeatedly answered on this same forum. So stop disturbing your peace (because we catholics are not bothered by you)

You and your church aren't BIG ENOUGH to challenge our doctrines

God and dance makossa at your service this evening (if your church has one)

MAY THE PEACE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU

Ukuts gp: ur username says it all

It's doesn't change the fact that she is right. Stop hating the Catholic Church, it is bigger than you, your family, your generation, your village , your home town, your state of origin, your country, your continent andyyour existence.

Only the HOLY TRINITY supersedes the Catholic Church

I was using my phone today when all of a sudden it started giving me repeated alerts that my battery was overheating and that I should pull it out of my phone. The first sign popped up and I clicked snooze and it immediately popped up again and again. Omo, na super sonic speed ihuse open my back cover come pull out my battery after that oh.

Has anyone had a similar experience?

dgitrader: Get high! As long as u want. long as u survive. Afterall, life is too short.

My brother, post pictures of twins that also drink more than the other (drunkards), eat more than the other (obesity), fight more than the other (trouble makers) etc and you will see the result is still going to be the same. Too much of anything is not good PERIOD!

meanwhile in other news (@weedfact)

According to one report, it would take 800 joints to kill a person under 24hrs but the cause of death would be carbon monoxide poisoning.

The reason marijuana is illegal is because in the 30's cotton growers lobbied against hemp farmers

One acre of hemp will produce as much paper as four acres of trees

Reaction time for motor skills, such as driving, is reduced by 41% after smoking 1 joint and is reduced 63% after smoking 2 joints.

In 2003, Canada became the first country in the world to offer medical marijuana to pain-suffering patients.

This drug will effect and impair your memory, concentration and co-ordination

Marijuana contains 400 chemical compounds

Cannabis seeds were used as a food source source in China as early as 6000 B.C

Marijuana also known as cannabis, reefer, pot and ganga has been around since prehistory, it's the oldest drug in recorded history

Its first recorded use for medicinal purposes was 2727B.C

After alcohol, marijuana is the most popular recreational or mood-altering drug used worldwide

Paraguay is believed to be the world's largest producer of marijuana

Hemp was once considered legal tender in the U.S

Marijuana floods the brain with a substance called dopamine

More than 400,000 Americans die from diseases related to cigarette smoking each year.

Marijuana contains no trace of tobacco nor nicotine

Marijuana can stay in the body for weeks after use

A typical joint contains between 0.5 and 1.0 gram of cannabis plant matter, which varies in THC content between 5 and 150 milligrams.

Hash (skunk) is much stronger than crude marijuana as it contains five to ten times the amount of THC.

The first law in the American colonies regarding marijuana was a 1619 law that actually required farmers to grow the hemp plant.

The short term effects are a mood altering state where some senses are enhanced, while reality is decreased.

90% of offenders charged with marijuana-related crimes were arrested for possession only.

According to a national survey on drug use, over 6000 Americans try marijuana for the first time each day

In a recent survey at a leading teaching hospital, 'over 60 per cent of medical students were found to be marijuana users.'

The original drafts of the American declaration of independence was actually written on hemp paper

More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year. But in more than 10,000 years of usage, no one has ever died from marijuana.

Worldwide, it is estimated that about 162 million adults use marijuana at least once per year, and 22.5 million use the drug daily.

ALL THE ABOVE ARE FACTS