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Please can some good samaritan here help me unlock my own repligo reader? My pin is 28BE443E. Thank you very much

[quote author=i-smoke-weed]You indeed have a BIG problem

And YES you are indeed CRAZY[/quote]Go smoke something then come back and tell me something that I don't know . . .

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So do you always try to kill geckos whenever you see them in your home?

Because I know people who do and whenever they suddenly stop whatever they are doing and start to perform dangerous stunts all in the name of chasing down geckos I always laff the hell out of myself

But on some occasions, they actually catch the gecko

Picture of pole or IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

If the landlord finds my trouble and locks himself inside, I will just

HUFF & PUFF & BLOW HIS HOUSE DOWN

The SoothSayer: I have a decree I use sometimes, to all the creeping insects and animals: if I see them in my home, they die; but if I see em outside my home, I'll let them live. I think that's fair enough

Its fair enough for all those insects except a gecko

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Haha, you remind me of a time I went visiting. I was at a friends house and we were watching tv when suddenly a gecko snooped slowly and quietly from behind the television to the back of a picture frame that was hanging on the wall.

Omo! Immediately my friend saw that gecko he immediately picked up his sandal and flung it at the picture thereby shattering the frame's glass in the process. If I tell you that he nearly brought down his wall mounted tv in the process of chasing that gecko you would laff.

He still didn't kill the gecko oh!

Gardammit! NL and this their auto-spelling

I wrote 'fucking' and not 'bleeping', what the hell does bleeping mean self?

Bleep is intercourse, what the hell is bleep?

How will I suffer to type Bleep and it changes to bleep?

Bleep this shit, at least change it to another word that has a fucking meaning next time.

And if I write 'shit' they change it to 'poo'

Why poo? What the Bleep do you call that shit

Mehnn, Bleep this shit . . . If I catch any NL spambot in real life I will beat the fucking shit out of it

Nonsense

As in, that girl likes that man ? To the extent of fucking him?

Na wao

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wonderful, so I have like minded people on NL too

But it may be just only you and me

I have been told I have a problem

I live in a moderately large apartment and although I have others sharing the same roof with me I am against any of them ever killing any wall geckos or jumping spiders in my house, Its not as if they are my pets or I'm dirty or occultic but I just feel a little bit 'safe' having those little critters loitering around in my house unhindered.

I like leaving only 'geckos' but not lizards, why is because geckos make themselves less visible and inconspicuous whenever they move around and they don't leave any mess around or damage my clothing, property or food.

I like leaving 'jumping/scavenging' spiders moving about in my house too as they do not spin any webs or damage anything in my home. I kill all other useless spiders that spin webs in the corners of my wall.

The reason why I hate people attacking them is because they are like a natural insecticide in my home. They kill and eat every other insect (flying or crawling) that ventures into their path and I still enjoy sweeping out dead headless cockroaches and dehydrated mosquitoes which these my wonderful 'queer' family members have feasted on.

So far, I have never met anyone who shares my fascination with these creatures living with me in my home undisturbed. I was wondering if there are others like me out there who allow any kind of 'queer' creatures stay in their homes as well.

I am not crazy by the way

earthrealm: meen..this ur thread is misleading!!!!..I tot u had found the solution..u shud hv put a question mark......glo is worst...followed by airtel................then in financial instituions....ACCESS BANK IS THE WORST!....ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH

I dey tell you, access bank dey text me

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening. Sometimes good night self

earthrealm: meen..this ur thread is misleading!!!!..I tot u had found the solution..u shud hv put a question mark......glo is worst...followed by airtel................then in financial instituions....ACCESS BANK IS THE WORST!....ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH

I dey tell you, access bank dey text me

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening. Sometimes good night self

E come dey wan be like say my bank dey toast me

Please this thread is ONLY for christians that worship the one and only Jehovah (Yaweh)

By the way, I am a roman catholic, and I worship in the catholic church.

Don't be ashamed of your church oh! So that God won't be ashamed of you on the last day

Jade William: Lol.Vry good question.I'v bn askin myself dat question too cos al our towels ar white&i change my towel evry 3days due 2dirt frm where I'll tryin 2figure out where.
I think in my case,I use d towel 2clean my face wen I com out of d kitchen

You CHANGE your towel or you WASH your towel every 3 days? Which is it?

Do you live in a hotel room? Or have a very bad skin disease?

Yes, I support ASUU all the way. Nigeria needs a revolution and since we are all scared of carrying sticks and stones to aso rOck then thie idea of striking is laudable. Imagine ASUU has been striking on and off for donkey years and yet fg is yet to implement anything. Its barbaric

All the other erring sectors that are neglected by the fg should also strike IN UNISON. Yes, so that this country can either divide or get better. I am personally tired of living IN THE MIDDLE

I'm sorry for our students, but every war must incure casualties

Sunglow: You said you meet him in church right?and you are now seeking counsel from NL?worldly wisdom,what ever happened to goldly wisdom?Be sure of one thing,the guy just wants s.x n the moment he gets it he moves on and afterwards all you will have is regrets regrets regrets.Like someone rightly said on this thread its your life,your choices, you decide.Pls be wise

Why do you talk like she won't enjoy the sex too?

And for your information, men also feel regret after fulkin some particular ladies. Especially if she has syphillis or gono

mad nigerian: @mad9ja

How can I allow a doctor, a normal guy, someone I may have never known, to 'probe' my fiance's punanny? ehhn? Punanny that I HAVE NEVER PROBED MYSELF YET?

I say NOOOOOOOoooo

I like the 'hands on' approach to veryfying that my babes SEAL hasn't been TAMPERED WITH. Besides I know a lot of doctors who take bribes to present fake and doctored test results to intending couples, from pregnancy to std's and virginity to sickle cell palavas.

I HATE ONE CHANCE IN THIS MY PRESENT LIFE

adeniyisavage: after reading all thru the reviews in this thread and many others..i feel its just headache trying to root ur androids.

apart from the potential bricking that will void ur warranties,u now have great phones in perfect working conditions destroyed or working at abysmal levels.

any one of u can take a swipe at me,i dont care.all i get from this thread is,help me with this? i cant find this? my phone is acting up?
all for what? to root? to gain access to where u aint meant to be.

whatever positives there are to rooting,NOBODY on nairaland will take responsibility if and when your phone brick or whatever.

enjoy the phone the way it came.

Have you ever heard this saying before . . .

NO RISK = NO REWARD ?

Stop settling for less while its easy to get more, its cowardice

Zammydagreat: Lolll y are tecno fanboys putting samsung rom in deir tecno....I don't see any samsung fanboys putting tecno rom in deir samsung...lollll

What are you making noise about. We also put experia & miui roms in a+

Its called 'versatility' look it up samsung fanboy

mad nigerian: I want you to think with me.

You go to Konga.com to buy a new suit.

You pay online for your new suit.

But when you get the new suit, you discover it is second hand

Would you happily accept it?, or won't you go to town on Konga for messing you up?

It is the same with sex before marriage.

Yes, some of us keep off sex before marriage. Why? Because it keeps us prepared for the temptations that would come post marriage. Think of it as training for the 'war ' of marriage. When you get married, temptation will not end. That is why the no sex before marriage law is there.....to teach youhow to control yourself now...so that you do it in the face of temptations that will afflict your marriage.

Don't believe me? Well, the fact is that if you cannot hold bodi before marriage, how will you do it after marriage.

And what if the sexual encounter wuth your fiance does not go well.? Would you keep on trying with other women till you get it right? You might end up going through a lot of women

Marriage is about self sacrifice, not self pleasure.

My dear, my own is not about self sacrifice or self pleasure. I simply MUST HAVE SEX with my fiance before we get married for 3 main reasons

- I need to know if she is capable of bearing kids for me OUT OF THE BOX (I don't want my marriage to be like nollywood film where me and wife run from church to babalawo for fruit of the womb)

- I want to confirm if she is indeed a virgin (if she is claiming to be), I know I can go ahead and marry her but I hate to be scammed into doing it

- if I want to order a lovely suit from konga I will still search for the option of 'testing' to see if it will fit me properly first before paying for it. If not they better have a pretty iron clad warranty on their goods

Premarital sex is wrong but let's face it. . . IT HAPPENS . . . Even numerously in the bible but God forgives the repentant heart.

katsim: My dear what you said is what happened to me but I hold on to God that I will not have sex with any of they and I told them that I love them too but no sex some of them left me and some said they love some one like me by the grace of God I am married today so love is not about sex so just hold on God when you do don`t have sex God will settle you with a man that will love you without having sex with you I did not have sex with my hus before I married him and he love me for that I go to vigil without him and he trust me so God. Wil do it for you too

You didn't have sex with your husband before you married him dosent mean you never did pre marital sex. So stop trying to portray yourself as a mary

Make I hear say I no fu*k my wife before marry am unto wetin? I dey craze ?

Na wah for nowadays christians oh. Are these people still drinking agbo for another persons headache?


Since Mary gave birth to Jesus, he 'honours' her like any child shoud do his/her parents

Catholics chose to also honour Mary as our own mother because Jesus says she is. No catholic worships mary abeg.

Daresh: FYI I got the PS4 for 60k and the Galaxy Noe 10.1 for 40k. You better believe its not scam.

Im aiming for the Techno Phantom A+ on Monday so stay tuned. I'll let you know when I buy it.

You sabi blo lie ehn . . . !

some username: I am not a nigerian student or immigrant, just an average guy with a higher than average for this country knowledge of English. Ready to answer questions.

Why is it that you people always have strong face . . . As in always 'bonin' like this

Boomboost: Cutting grass weekly or hiring grass cutters to cut your grass can become unbearable.However,if you don't want grass growing in an area for a long period of time,mix 1 pound of salt or any large amount and put in a gallon of boiling water and spray.Also,spraying vinegar works but its less harsh and permanent than boiled salt solution.Please share any other method and your experiences with killing weeds that are safe for the enviroment and for You.

Won't it also kill my seedlings?

Too much grass in my compound, I don cut tire. I just planted oranges and my mango is still coming up

LORDVEST: I finally got a neW ba3 on tuesday after my ba3 got stolen , 1000 @ carlcare , powerbank 1000 also @ carlcare , I've jst been followwing the topic carefully to keep me updated ! Seun & marcjoe u guys hv really done a lot of work for f7 users for we f7 users oh . Big ups

Please more info.

Where is this Carl care you went to? Is it the same price at every Carl care?

[quote author=y2kaustinstone_]please someone help me answer these questions,cos i have been wondering

1.where are the igbos from?are they Israelite or Nigerians?

2.why do almost all the other tribes hate them so much?[/quote]Are you even a Nigerian at all?

This guy is dey suspect you

tomzman: You both should check ur mails.

Brother, you sent me a blank email. Kindly resend the settings to me. Iamroteander [AT] yahoo. com

tomzman: Ah ahn hermic, it's d droidvpn settings that d guy asked for and that's what I sent to him. Don't you have it?

Please send me the settings too. I have dashed mtn too much money for poor services. My email is iamroteander [at] yahoo.com

Thanks man

Please let christians worship God in peace however they feel like. There is no organization that hasn't gone through problems or person on this earth that isn't a sinner

Stop judging other religions, it is the individual right of every human being to seek for salvation so far as it is through Jesus Christ our Lord and PERSONAL savior. Today churches are rampant and there is a vast variety of doctrines and ministries, just pick one that is okay for your soul and which gives you inner peace. We all were not born on the same day and we will never die on the same day.

If your church and doctrines make you happy then it's okay to be proud of it, if you find fault then confront them but if after confrontation you lack satisfactory answers then you can ignite adventure and try other doctrines. Remember it's the same faith that will make your doctrines work for you.

mavister: what a pity bro , just forgive him bro. It is now clear that all catholics will always resort to insult when asked to say somtin about their doctrines. Shame! Besides this may be the teaching they recieve. 'hey,, if they hold u down and u cant answer their questions, just insult them and run away' hahahah

See your own teachings

DADDY - - - TITHES - - - JET--- SALVATION

brother, I want to believe we serve the same God, but why must you go against the scriptures to JUDGE our doctrines?

This thread was based on sin, so we catholics can't ever oblige you protestants

It's just not in our DOCTRINE