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Felicity001:
I love your business sense ... Lolzzz but the OP doesn't need this tool you should market him a product that can help him get his money asap after service rendered.


Well, the only tools me I need now na that thing then take dey pump tyer.

You plug it to your cigarette lighter sucket and it pumps your tyre very well.

Those types don’t last long. This type above will last you till after you quit driving commercially.

One should not only buy it for business but also for private use

Doris4ever:
Good morning comrades.
I'm discussing with a partner on a rental. 40k weekly. Then he wants all repairs on the driver. His reason is that it will make the driver handle the car like his own. But am proposing to handle repair below 15k and we share repair above 15k 70:30. 70% for the car owner.
Also, he want car to be returned for inspection every Saturday morning and I take it back Sunday evening. But am proposing twice a Month for inspection and not weekly.
I need experience drivers and partners to tell me if am wrong.

When he says repairs I hope he knows that monthly oil and filter changes are not included.

If he wants to be inspecting it every weekend then arrange it favorably for both of you. It means there will be serious downtime and loss of productivity from the vehicle itself (since weekends are more profitable). If you still go ahead with his business try to include it in the contract that he will fund the drop off and pickup of his vehicle at his inspection venue every weekend plus renegotiate rent considering the revenue you will both be forfeiting during the duration of inspection.

Pearl1910:
We go soon use Bazzoo for sacrifice for this thread.

No oh abeg free baz001, him na referee for thread. When him almost loseguard na that time when him been wan fall comot for ontop the fence of our just concluded salary earners versus drivers debate

Plus true true once a general always a general

Glithronix:
The car owner want kill Mr. Doris ni.
40k from Monday - Friday.
All maintenance on the driver as well.
Hehehehheeee. I laugh in Niger manner.
Thank God you quickly respond to his post. If he chooses not to follow your advice, then Hehehehheeee.

Much respect, boss.

Same guy posted his vehicle for rent at N40k a few days ago. Willing and hopeful people contacted him concerning that his advert but he ghosted them. To him it’s was just cruise

To all those serious ones still searching for a reasonable partner to help you with a vehicle the God you serve will definitely open road for you soon 🙏🏾

TheModerator:
You've run to report again? Coward corner44. I was on my way out already. My brain was getting numb by the thrash on this thread.

I don’t even need to post your name. You’re a nonentity. A nobody

Now everyone on this thread knows you for what you really are

A useless troll

TheModerator:
from hawking of fake jamb results on nairaland, to admission racketeering in Owerri and Akure, to selling fake chinko products on nairaland. You actually want me to keep reminding you of who you are?

I was done with you. But you love being sunk in your own dung, I'll help sink you further. Your real name, your history. The loss is yours, deal with it.

And so what? e pass to mention name and put picture? What else can you do to blackmail me? NOTHING

Green hairy balled Troll

TheModerator:
The advice was for you. Check how many times you mentioned me in the past and I ignored you. You are lucky I'm one leg out of this thread, I don't usually forgive evil doers. It's actually too little, too late from me.

You always act like you can't be touched. Just to remind you that you are not INVICIBLE.

lol see this crazy fellow. So you are threatening to paste his picture and name here again abi? Or you want to use the gun in your left pocket and the pencil in your right pocket?

Have you forgotten that the last 3 times you were banned here it wasn’t by the anti spam bot? You want the real moderator to come and cancel this your account again for another week?

Better drag your remaining leg out of this thread for good. You’re the only one wearing pant here now in case you don’t know.

Shameless troll

Zxcvbnmghtr:
No. On cars which Ac are not power via the alternator.

So what vehicles are those? What then powers their aircon?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Eyah! Honda cars are not good cars. I didn't know you are basing your argument on such brand of cars. Sorry!

Oh, were you basing your own argument on electric vehicles?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
See IGNORANCE. It mere stereotyping. It has nothing to do with the consumption of fuel. ABSOLUTELY NOT!

This is ignorance through the ages.

Oga bmc it’s true oh. Air conditioning increases fuel consumption.

No need to argue. This one no be politics.

mejai:
Fix ur oxygen sensor code ... And watch ur mileage improve a bit.
[b]As it is, it is consuming fuel, [/b]u won't get accurate calculation. Conner44, I lie?

My brother this your comment is over brimming with truth jor

TheModerator:
Seriously, some of you need to start wearing pant and bra on this thread. Even market women can do way better than this, Oloshos in a brothel can't be this stupid.

One can barely find the crux of the matter. All round foolish.

Of all the people to make such statements . . . e come be you? Like . . . 4 real?

DZTech:
sent!

Seen. Will definitely get back to you

In all the years I’ve been following this thread, if I’ve ever learned anything it’s that felicity can blow LIE As in ehn . . . Boldly

I cut nyash for this guy I swear

remi4ever:
My car is on an open loop system.

Don’t bother calculating, your mpg will definitely be thrash

vivalavida:
Biko enough of the wahala. I need help here. On Saturday [b]I went to fix back the thermostat in my car [/b]due to fuel consumption issues. After I left there, my battery warning light came up. Since Saturday, it comes and goes. For example throughout yesterday, I didn't see it but while driving out to work this morning, it came up again. I don't have a multimeter to check the battery voltage but while driving, my scanner is always plugged on and it keeps giving me battery reading of 14volts at least. So what could be wrong? There are drivers here who I believed may have had this experience and could advise me accordingly. @Conner44, I expect ur serious input biko. I drive an Acura TSX 2008 model.

How are you sure you bought the right thermostat for your engine? Thermostats have different temperatures when they open and close depending on the manufacturer specifications. I hope you didn’t buy another vehicles thermostat and install inside your engine. It can cause it’s own issues.

As for the battery light coming up and going off by itself I will guess it’s a fault from your alternator (intermittent low charge) or your serpentine belt slipping/worn out. Checking the belt is easy but an auto electrician will need to test the alternator to know if indeed it’s outputting a lower voltage exactly when that battery light is on in your dash cluster.

TheModerator:
Proverbs 26:11 "As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his foolishness."

Shhh 🤫 that day of your meltdown was EPIC

I kept receipts

Halahhalah:
One would have thought you were smart when you claimed to have other themoderator's monikers but you were just a foool
I'm sure the guy will just be laughing his ass out anything you say he is this moniker.

You opened this account on the exact day I busted your other ones. You have tried everything to shift my attention from that one to this one but NO e no go work

You are TheModerator wether you like it or not I'm just doing my part and keeping tabs on you for the sake of newbies here who don't know better.

Stewpid helpless troll

Omoapena:
Boss
Help me take am abeg

Tailoring, plumbing, carpentry shebi when we were telling you to learn new skills you said no, now see, Canada are giving visa sponsorship to people with these type of skills today

izzou & IFSHR take special note driving sponsorship is soon to come

And how do you intend to transfer the cash in your balance to that of someone else’s?

mschew
Troll quoting troll, comedy

pope191:
this place is no longer worth it again, courtesy you and your likes that are not driving, but keep distracting others. I’ll always say my mind in one wrap. Maybe if peeps like you take the back and let people that drives share their experiences. Maybe the platform would be worth it again.

Don’t ever quote me with such words. Ever since such has been going on here did you ever speak up? I never saw you do anything about it bro. You even antagonized me for seeking the truth in all these your entertainment.

You just sat back and enjoyed the ride. That’s why your thread has turned into shambles. I saw it coming, you saw it coming and we still let it come

So don’t ever blame me for nothing dude. It’s all on you.

Felicity small, like real low. I only kept mute for the purpose of the platform. It has gotten to that point if I act calm, I’m a coward. If I go hard on him, I’m too harsh. Every time I come here, it’s pope! Pope!! He kept mentioning from morning till night. I make it rain! I make it rain!! When he’s no Lil Wayne, which one come be I make it rain like this? Wetin man go come do? Then the horse man comes to mind. Peeps like you can never be satisfied.

bleh bleh bleh still crying dude? Wipe your tears and man up. Face felicity once and for all and stop being a bishh

I came here to learn from your experience as a driver. This is like the 10th time I’m saying it. If you don’t want to share with me then fine, don’t post about your experience of driving again. You can post about other things, many here are doing it but surprisingly I’ve never seen you complain. You can clown around if you like, we’re already used to that too.

It still won’t stop felicity from picking on you though and yes he will be the bouncer at 4 point this December na only him H Spanner inside boot him go carry do the job

pope191:
Pearl Weldone…. Nah cruise we deh now

I just dey look the way you dey cry yesterday dey pity you. So now you see how it is when rubbish is going on and nobody decides to speak up abi?

No worry, e go go round. One by one everybody go feel exactly the way you felt yesterday. Na small time e go take dazzall

Larry1960:


Boss me dey show am receipt make him no say I no dey cap
First him go say I dey send myself text message
Another one him go say I dey stay izelle azabga dey enter bus to come catch fun
Then I dey follow myself chat
I wonder wetin him wan talk this time around
Maybe this time him go say I send the #1Million Naira to my other account
But from the bank teller him go see say Na two different accounts be that
Na so I tell the other Multinational Engineer wey say him dey earn 800k/Month salary make him show him 6Months salary na so the guy run him no fit show receipt.
I dey wait for the Moderator make him find fault for my Bank Transaction maybe him go say I doctored the Receipt

Na wetin him dey always do to himself by himself be that na why him think say you go be like am. No mind the boy.

Na why this him second account don dey attack pope small small lol dey ask am wetin be him business bla bla bla. Na them be the ant wey follow the infested firewood enter this thread. Shettox dey sha, we go spray them throway

Halahhalah:
But I would like to know what your business is if he still stays with his mum, feeds from his mum, how he send money home for feeding

Of all the people asking for clarification on what business concerns whom you self think say you get mouth to talk?

All these trolls self

Larry1960:
Alaye focus in life so that you go fit make am for this life

Mumu say I dey follow myself chat for Whatsapp

That guy don run. Na him second account dey on board now

TheModerator:
Except everyone here is dummy to believe what that guy, Larry1960 is saying. He doesn't have a genuine source of livelihood. Person wey no fit pay rent for Lagos, run go Isele- Asaba to go live with his elder brother for village. Enters koropke from Isele - Asaba to Chicken Republic, Asaba as his only way of having fun , buys junk food and upload it on nairaland. Village boy trying hard to feel among.

See classic example of pot calling kettle black

So if others dey throw stone you self go carry rock?

pope191:
Boss this nah topic for another day. E sure me say when we do our get together for December for four point; bouncer won’t let you enter. You Knor get ID card

shebi no be God wan catch this man so? Him don use this their Uber drivers ID card do me longer-throat well well before

be like say na to install felicity as bouncer for this their party for December, make I see as pope go gather morale near there too . . . na today my lobbying begin

felicity for bouncer

dav1002:
Twerkers association
Ozuor!!!

I think say you wave white flag before now you don start again ba

The goat in you is really stubborn
You go soon collect

No be me cuss you na na felicity do that one. I just dey echo wetin him talk about you dazzall. Why you come dey vex for me?

Na wah for you oh

CheerfulGiver:
Lmao. Wetin concern important and qualitative decision with PRND2L? Person wey dey wake up before 5 to go carry passenger dey talk of nutrients. Lmao.

Its a sad matter bro . . . seriously

dav1002:
You both are in the same category
Dav001 and dav1002 na the same for una eyes ba
Well I've cancelled ur comments like I'm cancelling a ride.

yen yen yen e pain am lol

As for dav001 dav1002 that one na mad man with memory and recognition lost, person wey no fit differentiate btw his mentor and his driver (hirer) shey that kind person get sense?

If you like remove your eyeballs chuuk inside back pocket like mad man or simply form your usual memory loss

dapotemi:
Hello Dangote, why do you have to delve into oil and gas to supplement your cement biz..Are you not proud of the cement biz again? Why supplementing nau?
You see how the thing sound abi?

Hmmm. . . But i don't ever remember dangote himself talking down on those investing in the oil and gas business or industry before . . . saying thinhs like they are wasting their lives, or have low self esteem, or they have money in their tankers but nothing in their bank accounts etc just as you lots yelp on here steadily