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TheModerator:
You must have picked her and started your usual fantasies about beautiful women that you can't have. Reason you went looking for her in a truck driving school. There's a reason I call you mad. You had to even lie about being married. What point are you trying to prove in a faceless forum? I get it that in the real world, you will never be recognised. The only way you can at least feel important in life is to come here and telll lies.

Oh, so the new lie you've uncovered is concerning his marriage last year? Tell us something

CheerfulGiver:
Na one of them be this. Caught him liking his own post.

https://www.nairaland.com/teeboyakin


A fool.

I have always known he logs in and out to his other numerous accounts to post and like his posts. Later the coward will say he saw you and didn't come out to face you because your eye was red

Someone who can't even come out to face you with his real/main moniker on nairaland is that the same coward that can face you out on the real life streets?

Ekwensu di ahan ebe a

CheerfulGiver:
Na your papa you see. I'm never tired. Stop trying to form familiarity. You must collect

Which car you get? Car you admitted you can no longer afford to fuel, that you had to price indrive 3k before you could get to work? You're a fool. I don't see you less than a fool. When you post, I see a fool. If you were on fire, I won't spit on you to save your life. I don't care.

He will soon go and wake up his other alternate monikers to come here and form solidarity with him against you

I see them regularly coming here to drag me but I've learned to ignore them. You should try to do so too.

TheModerator:
Cheerfulgiver, bottom line is that you have not met your goals in life and have become a frustrated man. One can feel it with the incoherence coated all over your writeup. Again, you need to take a break from this slavery and madness you are into. It's eating you up dude,

I saw you the other day in a car wash. The way your eyes looked red and tired prevented me from coming out of my car to give you a dirty slap.

So initially when you came here accusing him of stealing from you and scamming you it was all a lie?

You saw him one-on-one the other day and didn't come outside to apprehend him because you saw his eye was red?

chai! All you lazy drivers here must finally hear word lol. Cheerfulgiver must continue squeezing your necks per-second. I've been seeing all your other monikers peeping on the thread . . . where is your new TheModerator360 account? Are you saving it for when you retire this present one?

May God heal your jealous and envious soul

jammyboi:
Can someone please share me a link to Lagos group chat??

Be careful the type of WhatsApp or telegram group you join. Not long ago someone here joined a wrong telegram group and got embarrassingly scammed.

kanuisagoat:
Is your head paining you? Did I tell you it can't be done? There is no money anyone here has made in a day that I haven't made.

If you know it can be done and you have already done it then what is your qualms with somebody else doing it?

I am telling you there are several ugly sides to the job you will never know till you start driving.

So you're advising people not to make N50,000 a day driving on uber because . . . ?

Can you name just one business today that has no single risk or an ugly side? don't worry, take your time. I will wait.

lrman:
Don't mind the liars...you are making more than 300k profit per week which is 1.2m per month yet you cannot even buy corolla of 3m after one year....who are you deceiving.....dey play..they just throw figures around and think everyone is a fool..

So for your mind once anybody driving on uber makes a profit the person must automatically buy another new vehicle?

Can't i use my profit to embark on other types of investments?

You won't stay one place abi?

kanuisagoat:
If you can't buy a motor, enter road and make the same 500k in 10 days, stop wasting my time.

Someone just did it yesterday. A human being with one head on his shoulders just like you and me . Must I also buy a motor and drive one single day to make that same amount of money before you believe it can be done? Before you believe that you too can also do it just like CheerfulGiver?

Unlike yourself and the fool larry1960, I have actually driven before and know the struggles of a driver

Your struggles while driving were yours alone. Maybe the heat was too much for you so you quit. It happens to many people involvedin many businesses. Its the logical thing to do so far as you have something else to fall back to .

You should stop projecting your limitations on other hardworking drivers here. Allow them find means to be more productive on the job. If you can't encourage or motivate them then why not face your current business?

CheerfulGiver:
Good morning

If you drive as you had driven yesterday for only 10 days out of 30 this month you would have comfortably grossed that same N500,000 kanuisagoat says his 2019 graduate banker earns today clean.

10 out of 30 when it's not even December season yet plis tbis fuel brouhaha this is what still baffles them here. They are still trying to come to grips with it and I don't really blame them for that.

Time will tell

dapotemi:
But one thing is not right, the insult, curse, using obscene language against people you don't know, whom you may never see, is absurd ..Pls, let's end it, it drives normal people away from here, leaving only lunatic...Don't be the last man standing in a psychiatric ward!

You've spoken my mind. This is the only thing I've been clamouring for here. Thank you for being objective. You be better person.

kanuisagoat:
Making 1.5m gross a month is possible but you never buy motor enter road. Are you Conner44? Na so una go use mouth dey call money anyhow. Ask the man you quoted why he does not drive everyday to gross the 1.5m.

So your bone of contention now is no longer how much a driver can make in a day today, it has now turned into how much they can make in a month?

Anyways as hardworking drivers have said . . . keep calculating, your moment of clarity is just around the corner

lie, scam, photoshop, bolt agent, fake, foul mouthed, inconsistent, cheat, multiple identity, low self esteem etc etc that's what the envious ones always say

TO SERIOUS DRIVERS VIEWING THIS THREAD

Nigeria is pushing everybody to the wall, don't allow doubting Thomases and naysayers here sway your resolve to push back.

Its not rocket science or magic, they simply have what works for them, find what will work for you and get the bread.

BAZ001:
Conner/kelechi lemme oooh

Someone can’t laugh from DR Congo in peace again ?

u don’t drive, u ve never driven, u don’t own cars on any platforms yet u won’t leave drivers hustling alone…

I fear who know fear you

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/disgraced.gif

Don't forget your journey through ehailing and how you eventually found yourself where you are today. You need grace along with hardwork to succeed. Hating on your fellow man is not a healthy habit.

some are in congo hustling and making millions

others are in congo laughing and making memes

Gentlelife50:
Oga you rest, wetin be all this?
U no dey drive but talk pass people wey dey drive, up till now you are yet to piss your so called piss on your boss head but busy spamming the whole thread.
Na waoo

Oga, today you will say you’re no longer driving, tomorrow you’d tell us you’re doing another business, next tomorrow you’ll say that you’ve never stopped driving before and it was all a joke

I know say my posts dey pepper you for eye as you dey read am and It was only a matter of time till you exploded You were among those happy that dav1002 had exposed cheerfulgiver to be his mentor rental driver everyone saw the type of shades you and your envious gang were dishing out.

I can only imagine the disappointment on your face when you found out that the mugu’s story was hogwash

Omoapena:
Oga

You give so many unrealistic instances in your claim, how can 7.5l fuel cover 100km distance
Do the math yourself
So you mean your car consume 1l /14km

Even if you put follow come catalyst and it doesn't show check engine, it can't run 14km on 1l
Kilode, make we dey lie with sense small...

Remember you’ve been driving around with a Toyota Corolla that does 6 kilometers per Liter for only heaven knows how long and thought it was the normal mpg for your type of vehicle. As a result your judgment concerning matters of mpg as it relates to fuel pricing will most likely be skewed.

As vehicles get newer so do their engine models and a steady increase in mpg is one of the main reasons this happens. That is why the mpg of your present corolla and a 2022 corolla can never be the same.

BAZ001:
Efulefu
Dumb brain

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mtbu.gif

our resident clown don sho

Larry1960:
Why you sef go dey slander person

Exactly. Why slander? And he’s not even remorseful at all about it.

Later he will open his long mouth to defend himself saying he never referred to any moniker in his post as if everyone here is a mugu like him . Then why bring the matter here?

Ask him questions about it . . . Kwusai! No answer

Pure undiluted Witchcraft

See his long mouth like

Needless for me to keep dragging the matter

Yet he will still be here throwing kindergarten shades at the same person he thought he rented his vehicle to in his dreams

Onu Nkapi

SHAAAAME!

dav1002:
You're a bastard and will continue to be!
I am silent for a reason I made a post, got the answers I needed, I've taken actions
Needless for me to keep dragging the matter
I wonder why ur dumb brain won't understand this and rest!

Efulefu

Oga silent reader. See your post below. What reason could you have gotten to bring such a story up except you didn’t know who your mentor, his telegram group and your new driver really were.

dav1002:
As a car owner with two cars, using one for the hustle and been among the silent readers association on nairaland
Joined a telegram group here to learn how to increase my earnings by a veteran here who many folks look up to and mentors
After some months in the hustle, saw a post from someone in the telegram group looking for a rental. The telegram group being a closed forum with like minds I posted also that I have a car lying idle and up for rental.
In my thinking I could use it to earn extra income through rentals
So the person dm'd me and we agreed for 30k weekly because from his posts he nets huge and puts in the time so I thought he is ideal for the position
We met signed all relevant document and the car was given. After months I discovered this person was the same person that created this telegram group but used an alternate line to strike this rental deal. Inotherwords he has two numbers on the platform. That means I've been partnering with my mentor 😢

I hope you’ve clarified your issues with the new driver and not tomorrow we will start hearing another new story from your mouth

dav1002:
It beats my imagination how a grown up dummy like him thinks 30mins on indriver app equals 30mins real life situation

Sorrowful beer parlour calculation. 😢

See this Hater Keep on hating and envying him. Tomorrow you’d cook up another story to try and defame him here.

mejai:
At least, he could have finished what he started than hanging the matter and accusing one without giving full info.

It is a shame . . . and there are many like him hovering around here but this particular dav1002's case is a prime example of why i won't blame God for neglecting some people's prayers when they ask for his grace and blessings.

mejai:
Corner44.... Na tribunal be this!

bro but let's face it. some type of comments here deserve all the scrutiny we can muster.

just tell me one thing that could be the problem between dav1002 and CheerfulGiver to the extent that the former came here to gaslight the latter attempting to shame him because he thought he hired him as a driver.

it's witchcraft I tell you

dav1002:
Maybe the time taken to complete the trip was 15mins according to some people's theory here 😂

Oga, you still haven't answered some salient questions concerning the story you posted a few days ago. Let me refresh your memory this sunny afternoon

what WhatsApp group did you join?

who is your current mentor?

who did you give your vehicle to on rental?

are you confusing your driver to be your mentor?

if unfortunately your vehicle goes missing tomorrow will you still come on this thread to accuse someone else of being your driver and absconding with it?

have you identified your current driver on nairaland yet?

what of on the WhatsApp group you recruited the driver from thinking he was your mentor?

did you at any time consider CheerfulGiver to be your mentor?

is that why you thought you shaded him in your last story?

if yes then why the change of opinion?

I hope you are aware that everybody here realized how jealous and envious you are of CheerfulGiver. Your last post attempting to shade him confirmed this fact. Even after you realized your folly you still refuse to apologise or repent.

Reflect on your life. The guy no even send you. What you have been practicing here is pure witchcraft against him for no reason

God forgive you sha

XGhost:
Currently at 41k after commission... Don't know why pictures ain't loading

Awesome. Please how much fuel did you use for the day?

XGhost:
Out to test the waters today. Bought 15k fuel, let's see how it goes. The goal is to at least net double my OpEx .Me I'm an Uber man.

Any update? How has the day with Uber been so far?

Omoapena your corolla is consuming too much fuel if it indeed goes only 6kms per Liter. You should go for a live scan and tune up.

I use a vehicle with a 2.4L engine and it does 9kms per Liter.

A normal Corolla with the 1.8L engine should be getting at least 11kms per Liter so far the engine isn’t on its last legs.

Welz:
sorry to ask you, do you drive on uber? have you ever driven on uber? aren't you the one that said you will piss on your boss head if any1 made 1m last December? enter road and tell us your experience too..too many talk here from you

If my words worry you then skip them

Orangewall:
Some times I feel people are paid promoters like WTF. Well me don go house sha

Don't just go home and park. You can think a little and restrategize then come out again and try. Transportation is a very basic service that cannot be substituted especially niche/luxury forms like ehailing is today.

See what a fellow driver on this thread posted concerning this fuel issue and how determined he is to overcome his problem :

I know the fuel increase will affect the profits hussle but how can we go around it and maintain status quo or even make more. That is what is on my head. As I am lying down like this, that's what I think of, as far as I know this is what I still want to do. If it doesn't pay me again, I find something else to do and not heap my woes on the app companies.

This thing pearl posted is the reality of most ehailing drivers in Nigeria today. Let us help each other to solve this our problem together.

If you see something you don't understand you can ask for clarification and you should get answers from more knowledgeable people. If you doubt something you see ask for proof so you can focus on the information being disseminated with a clearer head. focus on finding solutions from like minded individuals

Nigeria isn't smiling, we need all the help we can get. If you see someone doing a business and trying to make ends meet but is complaining of how hard its become please don't discourage them. Refer them to a professional in their line of business to receive counsel.

XGhost:
Out to test the waters today. Bought 15k fuel, let's see how it goes. The goal is to at least net double my OpEx .Me I'm an Uber man.

Great please what vehicle do you drive? Please update us on how your day went later.

This is what we should be doing now. Finding ways to stay afloat. I'm sure no driver here was forced to drive on ehailing, circumstances and choice is what made it happen.

We are supposed to be together, brainstorming on ways to make the most profit out of this hustle as a team.

Xghost is driving only on uber today. Let's see what he will net on their app with the current fuel pricing.

rosebowl01:
Using same logic, Mali also have access to the sea via Niger River?m, it’s not landlocked?

Mali is landlocked but has a river channel linking to the sea through another country.

If someone there possessed all the necessary vehicle and personal identification and documentation plus enough fuel he can drive his boat from Mali to Onitsha but he'd probably be doing it for sentimental reasons.

For the waterway to be profitable it must be dredged. Only then can small+medium cargo and passenger vessels transverse its routes profitably and the countries along its path can then benefit from it economically.

If only nigeria can divert 20% of the subsidy we will save to dredge this river all the way up north. The revenue it will bring to the states along its channel will be enormous.

CheerfulGiver:
Leave the werey make he still dey flex. He just discovered the thread

it's what I also noticed when I went through the lads profile.

lrman:
I HATE SCAMMERS AND LIARS ...This thread was created to make lives of drivers better..and not ruin them with lies , scams and false information..

Enjoy yourself on the thread for now....its just a matter of time

Okay we haff hiad you

Now run back to your crypto watching thread and pursue your scammers and liars there e hia me?