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daddytime:
Matured man wey know how him body be go dey wear slim fitted abi na under-size clothes like all these small small boys wey say dem be Ghana burgers.

Continue Sheyi...until one day wey your belle and nyansh go disgrace you for public.

Local boy...see jeans wey e wear Jehova Witness shoe put.

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To those above me, this is not a case of in-laws coming to claim property after their brothers demise. in this case, the land was sold to the man while the girls father was still building on it. he should accept the other land that was offered to him, and let the widow and her family be

fair enough. 104,289 applications for 10,000 jobs. unlike some sectors where there are over 200,000 applications for just 2,000 jobs

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this is not realistic. but again, diverse cultures and traditions exist that we never heard of

the baba sat you down and tutored you on all of these? okay continue

stacey, johnson, benson, tracy, scot, fredrick, frank, nicole etc. when u see people online bearing these names, be careful. not to talk of when stacey is merged together with johnson

thats fibroid growing in your belly and pressing down on your bladder where the urine is stored. this directly reduces the space of the bladder and makes u want to urinate anytime small urine gets into the already small bladder. just assuming though. doctors over to you

is the bride Princess Fiona from SHREK they shouldn't have uploaded the 3rd pic

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is that a transgender male

TheGreenLand:
This thief and criminal left the country since PMB won the Presidential election back in 2015 and she has never set her foot on her mother's land since then.

Only the guilty are afraid.
She stole money that will make her even richer than the Richest woman in Africa and beyond.

In a sane society, She, Jonathan and all other 40 thieves that raped and ransacked this country will be in prison for the longest time.

But as long as God lives, no evil and corrupt politicians will ever go scot free from what they did to this nation, no matter the party they are, either APC or PDP or any other party.
Painful end await them all.

Diezani, you can never ever escape punishment, dire punishment for all the actrocities you commited before running away!

this is a sensible man talking. not those PDP/APC apologists

NwaAmaikpe:



I am pained in the spirit by this news.
We shall not allow this evil government rule this country beyond 2019.
Buhari and his cohorts must be sent back to Daura.

What manner of fvckery is this?

When will the court instruct the arrest of Babachir Lawal or that of Abdulrasheed Maina?
When will Buratai's Dubai apartments be probed?
When will Kemi Adeosun be jailed for forgery and perjury?
When will the DSS investigate Senator Misau's indictment of the IGP and prosecute him?

The same courts that have prohibited any investigation into Ganduje's bribery scandal is ordering the arrest of Diezani Allison-Madueke?

My only prayerpoint this Shiloh is for the good Lord to visit all supporters of this tyrannical administration with incurable elephantiasis of the scrotum.

enough of this cliché mehn. everytime a looter is apprehended or investigated, a demented fellow jumps out to ask why others from the opposition were not also arrested. for crying out loud, they are all one and the same, if they chose to kill each other, thats for the common mans good, because we will have less thieves and looters as politicians, whether from APC or PDP

EDITED: I'm really sorry to have used the word 'demented', troll would have been better. no matter what, i shouldn't have. and i apologize. I'm sorry

who is that one with tuberculosis giving us soundtrack at the background

if it were in those days stronger countries invaded weaker ones, with our current crop of soldiers, we would all have become slaves by now to maybe benin republic or Cameroon

bride is already in her mid 30's. so a big congratulations to her will do

Thobilobah:
I recently bought a console and so far everything is working fine from the console to the dual shock controllers but whenever I press the Playstation button during a game it refuses to bring out the xmb menu or quit options.but the button works perfectly in connecting to the console.Experts in the house, Please help

if i understand what u saying correctly, then hold it down a few seconds, thats when u can see the turn off console, turn off controller, exit etc options.

my friend go and settle the young man. sex with the house maid what relationship does it have with the business agreement both of you had?

birdie:
A Scammer named Adekunle, Sanya John attempted to scam me of 50,000 promising delivery of a nonexistent car he advertised on olx.
I discovered his cheap trick and bolted when he demanded money claiming his driver would bring the car to me in Lagos from Sokoto.
Dude was so pissed he now uses my picture as his display picture in whatsapp and who knows where.

An official complain will be made soon but please watch out for:

0810 716 2034
2085476297 (UBA)
Adekunle, Sanya John

He is the Scammer.

check all his adverts too on olx, certainly ur photos will be there as the seller.

unfortunately only those with 'long legs' will have the opportunity to showcase themselves. the real talents keep taking their permanent positions; THE BACK STAGE

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that one is learned or a lawyer doesnt make you immune to the lawless and illiterate nature of our supposed law enforcement agents. when dealing with these peoples, whether police, army, road safety, vigilante etc, just be polite and calm. you dont have to prove your bravery to anyone by shouting and arguing or even fighting with them. many have gone like this to the great beyond just like this young man.RIP

replacing gear sticks with gear selectors. e.g some range rovers.

Many years ago as a student of Unizik Awka, i discovered that during vacation, students travelling to lagos didnt take buses directly from unizik junction to lagos. Rather they travelled all the way down to Asaba toll gate to board buses to lagos for between 500-1000 naira.

I was elated at this discovery and decided to try it out next vacation. Vacation came, nigga was already broke, had about 1400 naira on me home and abroad. So i took a bus 100 naira to onitsha from awka, took another bus 70 naira to asaba toll gate. And had 1230 left with me. I was lucky to get a bus going to lagos for 1000. I made sure i asked the driver if he would get to mile 2, cos my home was a walking distance from there. Driver said his last bus stop was mile 2. I paid and relaxed. Bought a plastic bottle of pepsi for 100 and one gala 50 naira. Money remaining on me was 80 naira

Brothers and sisters behold we got to ojota and the driver said everyone should get down that he had arrived his last destination. No amount of arguement or begging could change his mind, everyone climbed down including me. i walked to the roadside and stopped a bus going to mile 2, but because it was very late at night and it was rush hour too, the drivers said mile 2 was 250, and i had only 80 naira left on me. so i started to trek. i trekked from ojota to Anthony bustop that night. over 2 hours trekking. when i got to Anthony, i couldn't continue again. then i flagged another bus down, he said, mile 2 was 150, and I asked him what about orile, he said orile 100 naira. i begged him to carry me for 80 naira to orile so i can continue my trekking to mile 2 from orile. the conductor agreed and they carried me to orile. getting to orile it was already past 11pm, then i started my second phase of trekking to mile 2.

Along the way my sandals cut, and i brought my travelling bag down to change to shoes and continue my trekking. last last i got home before 12 midnight with my two legs shaking like i was subjected to a 'pickpin' style punishment.

P.S: As little as 200 naira was, i couldn't bring myslf to beg people for money that night

Back dos days in unizik there was one like her then in law faculty. Really blind and walking with a 'stick'. Dnt knw if she later graduated or not

OgogoroFreak:
She still fit fvck so?

na now e easy pass sef

He can break her spinal cord for all i care. It's a sin not being able to reason with your God given faculties

Dats how i followed a relative to a new years eve service, and the pastor called us out to empty our pockets on the alter. Empty my pocket ke! U never serious

i hope they spend wisely as no salary will come in december since it has already been paid in November

when I call them hungry and dirty, some think i am being too extreme. just imagine the standards a girl with functional faculties set for her life, IPhone? ordinary iphone? this one must be from the village where they see owning an iPhone as having reached the zenith of life

this one is advertising herself for marriage. lol. abeg oo, girls don't come for my head oo

ImaIma1:
You compliment guys?

Don't get it twisted. Not doing 'A' doesn't mean i do 'B'