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Forum GamesRe: Which Of These 10 Things Hurt You Or Will Hurt You The Most? by Contekbbc: 1:46pm On Mar 28, 2022
iLegendd:
Which of These 10 Things Hurt You or Will Hurt You the Most?

1. Your football team losing a crucial match

2.  Losing someone, a relative or friend, you love and bonded with the most

3. Being heartbroken via cheating of someone you trusted with 100% of your heart and could vouch for

4. Being dumped by the woman/man you love the most

5. Being body-shamed by your greatest insecurity

6. Being broke-shamed or oppressed by people when you have nothing

7. Being rejected by a woman, man, or a company you applied for a job you're 100% qualified and have put all your hopes in as your final bus stop after years of struggles finding a job or a spouse, yet you got declined/rejected and called incompetent or "not-up-to-my-taste"

8. Being bullied or disrespected by people who are supposed to respect you or people below you in life or in an organisation

9. Discovering you have an incurable illness and doctors are saying things you don't want to hear

10. Being financially helpless that you couldn't pay for a hospital bill and it caused the death of your loved one because the hospital refused to admit him/her

Bonus: 11. You intentionally or accidentally killed someone innocent


You know, life is unpredictable, so anything can happen even though we pray for the best.

Which of the above hurts you the most or will hurt you the most if it happens?

If it's not on the list, type it.
I don't want you
But I hate to lose you
You got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea
I forgive you
'Cause I can't forget you
You've got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea
I want to cross you off my list
But when you come knocking at my door
Fate seems to give my heart a twist
And I come running back for more
I should hate you
But I guess I love you
You've got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea


YOUR OPTIONS LOOK LIKE FINDING ONESELF BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEE.
the whole things SCARE me,man
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Contekbbc: 1:41pm On Mar 28, 2022
cheesy
qekng40:
idontbilivit till I see pictures oooo cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Contekbbc: 1:37pm On Mar 28, 2022
qekng40:
I haven't o cool

It wouldn't be bad to have one here.. cool


Please check my Profile to see if we look alike! cool grin
Wow
We look EGGZAGLY the same!
Where have you been all these while.
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RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Sleep Like This? Sex Or Food? [Picture] by Contekbbc: 1:17pm On Mar 27, 2022
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iLegendd:
The main reason I'm scared to engage you is because you'll become addicted and start following me like a lost puppy. So, I'm going to agree with whatever you say for peace to reign.

My dear, you're 100% correct. You won. I won't reply you again. You have already won.
RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Sleep Like This? Sex Or Food? [Picture] by Contekbbc: 1:12pm On Mar 27, 2022
iLegendd:
Stupidity that generates fame and money = wisdom. Ask Broda Shaggi or Mr. Beans. You never wise reach that level. It's not your fault. grin
For your mind you wise she?

Your stupidity never reach and your Mumu never do,I swear grin grin grin
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 1:10pm On Mar 27, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Bro...It's not about dominating, we have dominated already....there is a race to the Atlantic, some people wanna deep the Koran,while we wanna have access and seized that sea for tribal and igbo security and business interest. You are just unfortunate to have found your self in that geographical space anyways the fulanis have vowed to use radical and callous means to reduce your populace or get the rest fleeing,all we have done is rehabilitate your people and pay for those territories leading to the Atlantic in a civil way even though we can be brutal..We have never slaughtered your tribesmen, we own receipts ,we pay tax and we slide gently towards the Atlantic...I can't vouch for the fulanis not to slaughter you but I promise igbos will only buy and empower your people. Ask zazu, ask wizkid chopping UBA money
Are you telling me that a tenant has authority on a property because he pays the landlord?
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Wonders,they say,shall never end!
Common sense is not common!
RomanceRe: What Makes A Woman Sleep Like This? Sex Or Food? [Picture] by Contekbbc: 1:07pm On Mar 27, 2022
iLegendd:
I keep getting this strong urge to deactivate my Nairaland account. It started last year. I almost did it today, but a spirit said I should wait.

Click SHARE if you want me to deactivate.
Click LIKE if you don't want me to deactivate.
Omor we still need little stupidity here!
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:59pm On Mar 27, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
I repeat after wailing..it won't change the fact that you have been subdued. You only have one criminal championing your cause and that's Tinubu. We have lots of bigwigs ready to sacrifice but cannot go against people's demand in the east. Sit at home is real, why you ballless fellows sit and cry all day.. It's God's mandate that we dominate you,but to fulanis it by force..So be grateful to us. We didn't chase you to benin republic..channel to blames to the right people or wail like you have done from birth
The coup you guys complain about,who started it;The Ibos.
You're right you really wish to dominate but you can't dominate because "if wishes were horses beggars would ride".


I won't reply you after this but NOTE.
When we are angry, I swear all your lots will cry and won't be able to do anything.
Actions speak louder...you can complete it.
I rest my case.
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:52pm On Mar 27, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Help what ?.crazy crazy history from a sucidal man notebook..We will never forgive. We will watch fulani slaughter you,it's happening.We will buy your Inherited lands. You will have no inheritance anymore. You will only be entitled to what yoh worked hard for..Any inheritance will be taken away from you either forcefully by fulanis or you sell to igbos. Ask Festac Town..we bought it all
I will keep this write-up of yours and see what becomes of it.
But think, think, and think.


Your pride will destroy you in no distant future .
Hutu and Tutsi civil war started like this,read your history,I repeat read your history,may be by then,you will understand what you put your clans into every day,with this your uncivilised tongue.
When your evils start to trail you, I swear I won't waste my tears on you.
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:45pm On Mar 27, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Same way you uncles bought houses in London. we own it and we pay tax for it.. Go and ask wakili that rubbish and ask for tax..Because we buy and maintain, because we don't slaughter you and displace you, you dare talk back..I don't blame you. fulanis will do the job for us
You're a bunch of ingrates!
Next time: let your write up be explicit and understandable or better still get the service of an English teacher or the service of a translator.

The only tribe that came with money sac from birth.

How will you be able to achieve your BIAFRO when you start stepping on TOES?
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:41pm On Mar 27, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
king of refugees(cotonou branch)
cool cool cool
You people have always been ungrateful to people that help you.

But by the time your wickedness reaches High heaven,even God will not care what happens to you guys.

Isn't it wise for you to think of thousands of refuges In your YEAST?
When you ran away from home,we housed you and embrace you but what do we get In return,?
Unknown gun men
Mpuru Mmiri
Oyigbo massacre
Drug wars
Etc

If you can't see anything wrong In your YEAST,then,your MATTER is unreadeamable.
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:33pm On Mar 27, 2022
It's not your fault but it's accommodating spirit that's causing all this BULLSHIT.

IF we're like you, I know someone like you won't even near Lagos or any south western state let alone speaking bad of where you're making ends meet.

You are the reason people embrace TRIBALISM AND NEPOTISM.
How will you be living and surviving in my land and you still call my tribe names that even your ancestors won't like to be called?
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:25pm On Mar 27, 2022
[quote author=PrinceOfLagos post=111353048][/quote]Prince of FLATTEN HEADS
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CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:23pm On Mar 27, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
I repeat if igbos sell gala,what will calabar sell, what will yoruba sell,what will benue sell? lies lies lies... because everyone knows only yoruba hawks, pls keep dragging igbos into your bullshxt, na you go wail tire oo like you have been doing from birth..
If your Yeast is that good,why did you turn IKOTUN to your family house.
Most of you often shoot yourselves on the foot
CareerRe: Photos Of A Yoruba Girl Selling "Agbo" In A Village In Imo State by Contekbbc: 12:11pm On Mar 27, 2022
Sergio101:
This thread will be bloody grin.

Mates..... sharpen your sword. Afonja miscreants are coming.

"Yolloba people [b]dosent [/b]travel to east", "what are we looking for in the barren east", "we ain't going to Afghaneastern".

But guess what..... they come and be selling agbo angry. Parasites!!!!

But we Igbos travel to their town and develop it for them.

Case closed.
#respect for IGBOS
You have already Won the war with the bolded.
Bth,your Mumu never do.
The Yoruba agbo seller is better than your sophisticated ashawo babes.
Is it not hypocritical and ironical that you claim to give what you don't have?
While you claim you came to develop south-west,
while your [b]YEAST [/b]remain perpetually ungovernable and underdeveloped.
We don't need development in the west, develop your YEAST.
EducationSome Important Social Rules To Have by Contekbbc(op): 6:20pm On Mar 25, 2022
1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;


6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;

12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;

15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed at how rude you can treat someone below you but people will notice if you treat them with respect;

16. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude;

17. Never give advice until you’re asked;

18. When meeting someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don’t ask them their age and salary;

19. Mind your business unless anything involves you directly - just stay out of it;

20. Remove your sunglasses if you are talking to anyone in the street. It is a sign of respect. Moreso, eye contact is as important as your speech; and

21. Never talk about your riches in the midst of the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of the barren.

22.After reading a good message try to say "Thanks for the message".

Courtesy: Quora
RomanceRe: I Told My Girlfriend That I Am Getting Married & She Burst Into Tears by Contekbbc: 9:01am On Mar 25, 2022
You now see why the two books warn against PREMARITAL SEX?
Sex is not love and love is not sex.

The ladies will have the more pains if they keep on giving themselves to every Tom,Dick and Harry

Las Las Na we guys go still place more importance on your body counts.

This guy Don see finish and he no see anything in the girl to wife again.
Say no to PREMARITAL SEX
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Need Someone Good In Adobe Photoshop And Also Cheap by Contekbbc: 7:11am On Mar 25, 2022
yiagi:
How cheap do you want it?
N500- N1000 per editing?

Graphic design is not cheap!!!
If you doing it at peanut rates you are cheap
You're correct
Don't mind them.looking for cheap but need a classy work.
FamilyRe: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by Contekbbc: 1:10am On Mar 25, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Oh, I did Biology and even biology clearly explains to us that many of these chemical and hormonal systems in our body happen to run on a feedback loop system meaning they are and can be controlled by either the brain or the mind in question. Need I go on? undecided

You have ability to control your sexual urges. Exercise, meditation, and general mental discipline are good ways prescribed to helping resolve and control mood issues. The same have been recommended and prescribed in resolving issues related to lust for those with addiction to masturbation and the lot. undecided
All you're saying is pure FACTS
Learning never ends,they say,pls,keep them coming.
It takes a sensible person to sight a sensible person. You're perfectly doing well with this your assertions
RomanceRe: How I See Fine Materialistic Girls (pictured) by Contekbbc: 11:58pm On Mar 24, 2022
Choilila:
how I see men that placed irrelevant standards on women, e.g sex


how I see men who don't care [live ur life as you like ]
If you continue like this,you no go enter heaven.
So hilariously hilarious

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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Did A Great Thing From A Small Place by Contekbbc: 10:27pm On Mar 24, 2022
Ahmed0336:
Iyababe. Who hack your account? grin

Na you write this post?
gringrin
CrimeRe: Lady Gangraped By Her Boyfriend And Her Friend In Ogun (Photos) by Contekbbc: 10:19pm On Mar 24, 2022
The best solution is to start CASTRATING those useless monsters so as to serve as a deterrence to prospective Rapist,I swear.
Someone's child for God's sake
CelebritiesRe: Temi Otedola Celebrates Her 26th Birthday (Photos) by Contekbbc: 10:12pm On Mar 24, 2022
Emola12:
Qu'est-ce que tu attends?
SAPA BIEN MERCI
NO BE ONLY YOU SABI FRENCH
CrimeRe: Court Jails Michael Jackson For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photo) by Contekbbc: 10:08pm On Mar 24, 2022
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oilPUSSY:
He's a terrorist, see the mark of beast on his forehead undecided undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: #horriblebosses And #toxicworkplace ; My Little Experience by Contekbbc: 9:59pm On Mar 24, 2022
BarrElChapo:
Seriously o. This happened just yesterday it's really vexing truly.
Are you serious? sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: #horriblebosses And #toxicworkplace ; My Little Experience by Contekbbc: 5:23pm On Mar 24, 2022
BarrElChapo:
That was how I told after someone that I replaced in an organisation what my principal did that led to my leaving the organisation.

Imagine this lady went and told by former principal that same day.

People are really stupid to imagine that the same lady was about 9 years at the bar and was earning a paltry 60k in the same
organisation, I thought she'd have sense.
Many of them don't progress in Life.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: #horriblebosses And #toxicworkplace ; My Little Experience by Contekbbc: 5:20pm On Mar 24, 2022
Olumide
Wherever you are,may you be served the same BREAKFAST you served me.
This guy will threaten me with sack anytime we dey discuss.
Query upon query and you sef dey work there no be say Na you own the company,but thank God today I get rest of mind now even if I no be Dangote but my mental health is intact.

Workplace politics is very deadly.
You go dey fight spiritual and physical battle.

One word for you,OLUMIDE
Make I sha no see you,you go collect,I go put am WOTOWOTO for your body.
huh
PoliticsRe: Tribute To The Yoruba By Reno Omokri(photos) by Contekbbc: 5:11pm On Mar 24, 2022
Amotolongbo:
This analogy is needless and more foolish
You dey mind this one?

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