₦airaland Forum

Karhma:
You did well to add yourself to the list.

oilyngbati:
I wish El Rufai was running for presidency, I would have pledged to work for his campaign for free. He’s the type of leader that Nigeria needs now and understands that you go hard and wipe out evil with brute force.
Under a ‘president’ El Rufai, the likes of boko haram, bandits, Ipigs/ESN and Odua nation terrorists would be bombed to oblivion.

Gofwane:
we have seen the fugly face. Can we now see the pussy?

iCauseTrouble:
May thunder fire Buhari and all supporters of this government.
Like to say Amen

TheSourcerer:
Moving a 5MB hard drive



In this photograph, at least four men are struggling to maneuver the hard drive onto a truck. The IBM Model could hold 5 MB of storage which is about 6 images worth. A company could lease the storage for $3,200 a month which is probably around $30,000 today when you account for inflation!. The average smartphone has up to a total of 100000 MB

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Gbafun oga 'e kole ri ona loo.

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Gbęnu ofo soun, Èèyàn Játijàti.

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Next time when you see thegodfather's comment on nairaland you'll jump and pass.

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Why all this sermon?
Am I the reason why your useless baba sold his only house he inherited from his likewise useless father, your grandfather?
If I may ask, is it true that the set of agberos and street urchins that inserted their black joysticks into your Iya's "Agbo-Ile" Obo were recently treated for Gonorrhea and Staphylococcus aureus combined.
If this is true, then I doff my hat for your Iya because she truly deserves a Guiness Book of records for being the first ratchet woman on earth to have infected people with multiple STD's at one sitting.
Okare lai omo yiii

yinkaOdutuyo:
So it's a good thing for a man to be cooking and he's wife is watching films right?

If cool to you, you and your wife can swap man

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Omo baba Ijebu two sure ati Omo Iya olobo town council
E pain am wella!

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Oponu, I will advice you to ask your Iya who your real baba is because before you were born she usually do "Bend Down Collect" under the bridge for some agberos before pinning the pregnancy on your jobless father whose only achievement in life is forecasting the next baba ijebu two sures.

batb:
When was there never a PERILOUS TIME' brain dead religious ZOMBIES!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Zelenski my niggarrrr

Turn my alcoholic drink with happiness while puffin my weed concurrently or rather simultaneously


Zelenski my nigggarrrrrr


Efcc never touch me....because I nor get better money
I just dey Ukraine dey huzzle as a keyboard warrior make my money for long...you know the story na

I just need to double my huzzle So that when efcc come my compound them nor go carry everybody leave me behind..

Echara:
You no lie bro. They just know how to create wealth. Go and listen to the owner of innoson motors, he's terrible with english language. But see his achievement.

They're many of them like that.

MarketForces:
I just realized that some level of foolish is indeed inborn.
Love you too.
Peace

OyeofIkoTuN:
Older than I am? ...Guy stop that nonsense talk if na joke..Older than I am how?..are you joking now or you serious?.. Oh no don't stop fighting me,that common sense you don't have,you shall have by force. Smarter where? the way you hype yourself is mind blowing..

MarketForces:
How come you didn't read my disclaimer that I am not a member of your family of thuggery and STUPIDITY. I am certainly not your comrade. A lover of stupidity who 'stays glued to it' is stupid.

Nairaland is truly accommodating. It has enough space for the wise and for the foolish, humans and animals.

OyeofIkoTuN:
that one na lie oo..no dey hype or deceive your self. You aren't man. Now you are bragging. Bigger how ? stop am oo. my generations maybe but me how?. You too funny my nightmare..

OyeofIkoTuN:
I swear to God almighty..You see me today,you see me tomorrow,you see me in the future..If I as much as smell your skin odor close to me..You don't need to even say shxt to me..I fit run you down roughingly. Oh becos people say if the forum ain't faceless, we will do this,we will do that. You now brought that rubbish to Oye's table. if you nor see wetin you dey find,make I know wetin cause am.

OyeofIkoTuN:
I'm glad the internet never forgets and I'm glad you are below the food chain now.

MarketForces:
I wish you all that you prayed for. If I beat you, it is your duty to cry individually irrespective of how many other people were beaten with you.

Most of you Nigerians cheapened the sanctity of human lives that's why we no longer talk about the killings in zamfara and many other parts of the country.

One life is too precious to loose. If we cry about one, does it negate the fact that other people died? Or does the fact that other people died reduce the fact that what happened is an AVOIDABLE DISASTER??

I wouldn't expect a dumbass like you to answer the questions objectively. Let everyone weep for their dead. If you cared less about your folks and dismiss tragedies that happen to them, don't expect others to do the same.

Tell me, what was your views and participation during the end SARS protest? Many of your family members (thugs) were sent to disrupt the protest because victims of police brutality does not matter to you.

If you are half as reasonable as I thought, you would have read through my earlier assertion to see that such level of reasoning is beyond the level of that of a thug.

On a lighter note, it takes a thug to know one, but NEWSFLASH, I am not a member of your FAMILY.

englishmart:
I won a contract sometime in 2018, hired a team of 25 well paid experts and a couple of maladroit workers who we prefer to call labours. During the project, one of my staff cornered a potential contract that I had been pursuing. A contract that was worth at least #24m. He accepted to execute the project for 13m, and was paid a mobilisation of 6.5m to commence.
To cut the story short, this very Yoruba snitch did a bad job, wasted materials and couldn't deliver 1/10th the project. He later begged me to help him finish up the project but the amount he bargained was far below par. Ebn the cost of workmanship alone was worth more. He was later arrested, detained and currently serving at Ikoyi prison. As a kind-hearted Man from the east, I've been working arduously to get him out on bail. The bail is 5.3m, and I'm confident he'll be out soon.
Though I still hobnob with Yoruba guys, but I ensure it's done with at least a 3.3km long spoon

WibusJaga:


Quite interesting.

But of a truth, if not for the coming of the white man & their influence on blacks, blackman would have still been killing twins & hunting rabbits & Squirrels naked in the bush.

englishmart:
I won a contract sometime in 2018, hired a team of 25 well paid experts and a couple of maladroit workers who we prefer to call labours. During the project, one of my staff cornered a potential contract that I had been pursuing. A contract that was worth at least #24m. He accepted to execute the project for 13m, and was paid a mobilisation of 6.5m to commence.
To cut the story short, this very Yoruba snitch did a bad job, wasted materials and couldn't deliver 1/10th the project. He later begged me to help him finish up the project but the amount he bargained was far below par. Ebn the cost of workmanship alone was worth more. He was later arrested, detained and currently serving at Ikoyi prison. As a kind-hearted Man from the east, I've been working arduously to get him out on bail. The bail is 5.3m, and I'm confident he'll be out soon.
Though I still hobnob with Yoruba guys, but I ensure it's done with at least a 3.3km long spoon

Truvelisback:
This was a lady who was with him when he had nothing, had a girl child with him, when he had not gotten admission to school then. The lady and her parents would look after the child, whether he brings something to support or not. Now, my guy don graduate come dey form level for her like; u are not my class.