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You're cursed already and stop calling my lines okay.
I'm the least of your problem

Chidi2022:
Tell that to your stupid mother....You never start.... You quoted me first..... You insulted my late parents first...
You called me a prostitute and dirty first....
I swear to Almighty God, you will never find rest....not even in your grave ... So you want responsible children but you are wishing someone else child evil.....he who wants equity must come with clean hands..... May every wordings of Deuteronomy 28, 16 to 20 be your portion in this life and there after....

Go and do brain surgery
If you are saying your 3 years old child is older than me,then I reserve my comment, meanwhile, I won't respond to you again,I see that you need publicity and I won't give you any further.
Thanks and many regards!

Chidi2022:
Stop begging...poor boy .....

Stop mentioning my sperm okay.
You can talk without mentioning my sperm right!

Chidi2022:
LMAO.....a fool whose mother is using old age to do ashewo says he gave 3000 to 20 people..... If wishes were horse , even beggar like Contekbbc would ride..... Boy, charity begins at home.... Go and feed your mother first..... Idiot with an IQ as low as his sperm count.... Animalistic boy...

This will teach you a lesson
I'm a free man and I'm too busy to wish people evil but one thing that can't condone is seeing someone confusing young people and creating unnecessary hatred and bigotry is what I'll not support in any form they come.
But since you wish the @bolded for your children, may the God that rules the affairs of men bring it to pass quickly before the year runs out.
May your sorrow and bitterness multiply every day of your Life
Amen
Bye bye and don't ever in your miserable life quote me.
Since you have decided to remain BRAINLESS,remain so forever.

Chidi2022:
LMAO...... I am currently fucking your father... Stupid boy...... You really must think you senior everyone on nairaland..... Animal.....my first born no be your mate ... Useless animal says he os a father.... May everything you wish me become your children's portion..... May you always reap bitterness and sorrow on them.... Tinubu's dancing hands are more alife than your brain....okobo...

Mad o
What has the society benefited from you ,even if it's ten naira other than wickedness, brainlessness, baby mama, stupidity, foolishness, imbecility and every bad things.
If I send 3000 to 20 people and you think it's small,tell me what you have done to help the needy around you.
Omo ale

Chidi2022:
LMAO....see a fool who says he is better than his father's generations put together.....guy you mumu oooh.... Pussy nigga

There is nothing you say now that will change your foolishness.
Your madness, dirtiest life is inherent.
Your are a born FOOL.
you this small small girls go just dey yern anyhow when you have phone and data.
I'm sure your poor father has not met your oloesho mother let alone giving birth to a useless thing like you when I was a father.
I seniour you in every facets
Your type finally become FEMINIST after you have not one to call a man in your life.
Stinking bitch.
God will not give you rest!
You will die poor,oloriburuku,Omo ale jatijati.
Half- baked secondary school drop out.

I will give you your drug today

Chidi2022:
You really must be mistaken me for your senior sister...Lame fool...poor begger...Tinubu supporter....agbado idiot...

What do you say about this,fool

Chidi2022:
LMAO....its your stupid and bitchy mother who is suffering from aids due to her prostitute lifestyle you are reffering to..... Useless son of a bitch ... kill your hoe of a mother first before you come teach others moral on a faceless forum ...
Impotent cur...

That your husband left you because if your dirty life should not make you so foolish and forget your manners.
Mumu

Chidi2022:
ohh.... You suddenly became dumb shey? I dislike people like you who are partial.... Please don't ever quote me anywhere again.... Contekbbc Partial soul....

Honestly I just gave up on you.
Your madness started long ago
Only God will heal you

Chidi2022:
part of the stinking personality....i wonder how people around you cope..... attitude like he goat signature...

It's your dumb and dead- beat father you're referring to shey? Cos I'm as healthy as an Eagle.
Take care of your stroke -ridden father before you come to matters f national interest that requires some level of IQ not the Akamu you have and called Brain

Chidi2022:
ohh.... You suddenly became dumb shey? I dislike people like you who are partial.... Please don't ever quote me anywhere again.... Contekbbc Partial soul....

Your useless Father and your cheap Mother who sleeps with anything to feed your broke ass are the ones who have no sense.
You've just shown the level of your rat Brain and I won't blame you cos you lack home training.
If you have been flirting around with your smelling,stinking,dirty and God-forsaken VAGINA with men old enough to be your father,that shouldn't make you to disrespect or disregard someone who is more than your generations combined.
Miss slowpoke, go back to your tap wine tapper father and learn some virtues from him if he had any.
May God punish you and your generations,you this uncircumcised goat.
Smelling thing.
That's why you keep failing at life cos single brain to comprehend things ,you don't have.
Poverty has dealt with you to the extent that you now become a strayed and angry dog,who is ready to attack people at any giving chance.
I'm not the reason you are poor and I won't mind to double your problem if you don't know how to talk well next time.
Onyi Ara!

Chidi2022:
You don't have sense, because if you do, you would know the reason for election campaign is to sell whoever your candidate is, not making derogatory comments about another candidate....i only paid the person i quoted in his own coin, since he can't sell his candidate in peace but decide to insult obi, then lets all be crazy....
Last i checked, i can't remember pointing gun to anybody's forehead to vote my candidate....
Do you even know if obi is my choice candidate? Or is 2023 election all about obi and tinubu and atiku? Are there no other candidates?
If you like vote tinubu or anybody you want? Its your choice and as you lay your bed so shall you lie on it....

Last time I checked,I didn't see it as criminal supporting any candidate of my choice in the coming election, but the way you guys persecute anyone who is not supporting OBI is alarming.
I am not supporting TINUBU but the way you guys handle these things is not commendable at all.
Why should it be a do or die affair, even if anyone is not going the way of your candidate,that shouldn't be hateful.
NOTE:You might think you're helping Obi, but in the real sense, you're reducing Obi's chance and that's way bad.

Chidi2022:
LMAO.... wahala for a living corpse that is saying over his dead will another corpse not rule his father's house... Guy, you are dead already, as in ... You don DIE taytay...Buhari already killed you....efulefu

Get well soon!
My prayers are with you and may your madness and broken heart be mended and healed! IJMN I pray,Amen
Insha Allah!

Candidlady:



Stewpid just husband look at what he caused

She needed to poison the beast to death
Quite unfortunate it was her kid •••daughter•• that fed on the poison

Rip to her pretty daughter idont care bout the boys

All politicians are the same including PETER OBI.But I'll still prefer him(Peter Obi) to all the rest.
He is a good manager

Biggest shame on you,kiddo.

Apexmoh:
This Makinde is a religious bigot. Shame on him.

As much as I don't subscribe to any of our politicians ideas, I see unnecessary hatred against Tinubu which is not sensible enough.
Politics should not be a do or die affair and we shouldn't set a bad examples for the coming generations!

@OP
When did being short become a DISABILITY?

Some girls use this style to make you avoid them.
She might not even need the money but might want to scare you away from her but wait o, just 4days,you fell in love already .

Abeg,guys should be calming down.
You should take your time to know who she really is and not rush.
Only playboys rush things like this and she might already be seeing you as a playboy,reason she billed you within 4days.

Note: Don't send anything to her cos that's the only opportunity you have to redeem your little dignity in her mind or else you will just turn to an ATM and that means a steady CASH OUT to her

The day I will blame Asari Dokubo and his likes is the day federal government deals honestly and decisively with iswap,Boko haram,Fulani herdsmen etc.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander

Ah aha ahahha
My country men no dey smile oh

VladimirPutiin:
They should thank their Stars they aren’t In Akwa Ibom or Ondo state. Instead they would have been prayed on before being eaten..

I really don't see any difference between 'big lips' and 'pink lips', if you look closely, you'll see lips on both
He looks more 'LIPSOME' now.
Enjoy your lips in peace joor, Na lip you lip,you no kee person

Guy man just dey use you catch cruise!
Don't come here and cry us river after he has served you a hot breakfast.
Cos I'm so sure he has lost Interest In you since, he's just eating what's left so he won't be a looser!
The guy Na one wise guy

You can never understand cos you don't even understand yourself!
Happy new year!
May the new year open your eyes and makes all your dreams come true.

TastyFriedPussy:
I don't understand

Babara1994:
Poor dild0. Must have been enduring some nasty stench.

What you couldn't finish in 7years plus,you want to finish in 6 months.
Do these politicians think we're stupid?

adenigga:
Source: https:///I-will-Finally-Crush-And-Defeat-Terrorists-Before-I-Leave-In-2023-Buhari

No matter what you wrote up there, it still won't change the free madness that runs in your bloodstream and lineage.
Stop degrading females and shift your madness to another thing.
What is exactly your problems with girls that you forgot your family problems and carry their matter for head.
You won't die well, you this slowpoke, is that how your slowpoke father trained you to treat females badly or have you forgotten that your mother too is a female.
Your write- up is more of rape and the law will catch up will catch up with you soon enough and you'll surely expatiate more when you're interrogated!
In your next life,you won't be mean to females when you're finally given the the greatest lesson of your life.
Note: A faceless forum like Nairaland is not actually FACELESS!

HAVE YOURSELF A MISERABLE DAY! GOAT

pleboi:
@Contekbbc
I guess stupidity and dumbness runs in your bloodline... Didn't you see the subject of the thread and you still viewed it.... It ain't my fault your bitch ass going through hard times... if you can't take the heat of the country... Use your self for blood money and give to your people and i know sef say baba fit reject person like you

This gon be the last time i say it.... BITCH! if you ain't got nothing good to type go put your fingers in a boiling water.

You're veeeeeerry sick.
You should be admitted to a nearby psychiatric hospital asap.
I don't know how this is important to the myriads of problems facing the country at this time in our lives.
How does this reduce the prices of food commodities and gives a better future for our coming generations.?
Anyone clapping for you are actually amused by your high-level MADNESS.
Mumu.

pleboi:
That night I was headed to my usual junction where I buy street noodles for dinner.... On my way I crossed path with this bitch... She was a friend to my ex bitch Rose that I passed to my bro cus I was done with that pussy... Can't figure out if that thot Rose bewitched my bro cus right under his Nose Rose stole his school fee's and lodge rent for that session and was spending it at home with him but nigga didn't figure out until the bitch went on a sudden trip to aba... The racks this bitch stole summed up to 250k in cash..... Damn that bitch geng!... So that night her friend Ella told me that Rose has been caught and taken to my bros crib for questioning.... And she headed there right now cus she bliv her friend didn't steal the cash.... I was like okay I was gonna be there in like 30min...when I was eating bruv called me and gave me the update... I was like okay am soon gonna be over..... When I got to my bros crib.. That bitch Rose has been beat to pulp and tied and dumped in the kitchen floor....After all the interrogation... Rose stole 250k to go celebrate her bday in aba....Bitch was tied up there for a week until her parents payed the sum.....So back to bleep part....Later on at night..It was past 12...Ella was with me in my corner of the bed..... And she was all up in her feelings about how she was Hot and needed some BBC right there at that moment.... I was like bitch you crazy..... This ain't my crib and the niggas here are 8 in this small space so it wasn't possible unless she was ready for some Group Intimacy..... I calmed her down with some nipple lickings and passionate caressing of the titties and hand job... She was so wet I myself wished I could clean that wet pussy dry with my mopstick... I told her it was only hours to morning and my crib is walkable from there then we would have ourselves to ourselves.... She calmed me down with some good head... everything on codination... Before 6 am at morning we left for my crib...As soon as we got in we got to the bed had some blunts and the fun began plus it was raining damn.... Shawty suck my dick up so good like she sucking her tongue..... I bleeped this bitch and took her on a trip to cum land... She moaned so loud we were disturbing neighbors.... bleeped for like and hour... Switching styles like how bitches switch lies on their mouths...After the fun.... Shawty moved in with me for a week before I chased her out cus this bitch was a sex freak and my dick couldn't be erect without pain and was drained of cum....

That's one of my weird experiences which led to bleep land.... Share yours if you got any!

Crampyblood:
Buhahahahaha!!






Bar man gimme one bottle of origin bitters and tell dj to play me "high me like condom" by namadi sambo ft yemi alade

When you have tongue cancer as a result of your "la lick la Bleep" sexcapade.
Don't come here and be asking for how to treat yourself sha!
All these nonsense because you want to lick a public toilet.
Your mumu never do

NeverGrowOld:
I know what you are thinking right now. Your heart is racing and you are already overthinking everything. You are afraid that her pussy might taste bad and you are afraid that she won’t like it, which is highly unlikely.


The only way to make her enjoy your tongue intermezzo is by following the 12 STEPS i am about to reveal to you Judiciously, with the FOCUS of a schoolboy taking his 1st math test.

Step #1: Take It slow

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Calm down!
Breathe in, breathe out and give her a relaxing massage. Get her in the right mood and you will have it so much easier.


Step #2: It’s Not just about The Honeypot

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This might seem like the Endgame for most guys, but in reality, that’s not how it works.

Yes, she wants you to eat her pussy, but she doesn’t want to get the feeling that you are only focused on the little hole between her legs. She still wants you to look at her and to think “what a beautiful woman” instead of “what a beautiful vagina”.

It’s not all about the pussy and you should show that by kissing her lips (the ones in her face), by caressing her body and by kissing her whole body until you eventually reach the holy hole.

Step #3: Take Her Panties Off

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Once you have kissed her whole body you can slowly take her panties off. Take your time and tell her how beautiful she is. This gives her the feeling that you really enjoy the process and that you really want to do this.

A lot of women are terribly insecure when it comes to their private parts. While you can’t wait to touch her vagina they are afraid that you won’t like their smell or that you are disgusted by the way their vagina looks.

Women are just normal human beings with normal insecurities. Give her the feeling that there is nothing she has to worry about.

Step #4: Kiss in-between her thighs

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I know you want to eat her out like a hungry wolf. Don’t worry. We’ll get there soon enough. First you should make her feel the pleasant anticipation that she wants to feel.

She knows that all you want to do is to eat her out and she wants that too. But she wants it even more when you tease her a bit and make her wait.

Kiss the area around her vagina. Whenever you give her a kiss you can look her into the eyes and give her a mischievous smile. This will drive her crazy. The look in her eyes and the way she moans will tell you how much she wants to feel your lips on her vagina.

Step #5: The Tongue Finger Combination

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SuprymBean:
�� if e go mk me cum no lele. Fire on