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ScorpionStudio:
You wey sabi speak good English ... How many cars or house do you get Mtcheew

Ha ha ha
You're wicked!
What an Emotional damage!

Samson0303:
Guy you're one of the problems youth can never get to the top in this country man. because you don't have focus at all in life.

Forget you come here to post rubbish, that is who you truly have. You just eat, smoke, drink, Bleep and do some dirty works to make money and sleep. No future or focus in life.

This is too much for him now,allow him to catch his cruise.


I now see why you wrote those things up there.
Check yourself,you might be the main issue,not your clients

ThEGodFaThEr128:
The same way bororo fulani herdsmen chased your parents away from their tiny agbado farmlands to Togo and Benin republic as refugees, abi?
Eleribu!

I can see your pains
Pele
The Lord is your strength.

But you don't spoil where you sleep
You can't be living and surviving in the west and still talk bad of them.
Reason am
Btw
All those things you wrote up,there,
They are meant for your useless and drunkard father and your ashawo mother with your SAPA striken siblings

To involve my family Into this stuff in the first place shows that your generation; your father,mother and you,the children are mannerless and uncircumcised.

NDI ARA

This is one of the dangers of 'PRANK'.

A time will come that everybody will take every serious issues with levity.
When someone will say 'I want to commit suicide' and people will say go on,thinking it's a prank.
It's been happening here on Nairaland,that people will bring their problems and we will all add to their problems by saying deragatory things to them.

There are several cases here but it's because we didn't get to see what happened to them afterwards.

Don't conclude that those people writing those words are evil,they might be thinking ,she was just making some funny skits.

Lets try to view things from different perspectives,
What is 6 to you,might be 9 to me.
Afterall, that's why we are HUMANS.

ThEGodFaThEr128:
Gbęnu ofo soun, Omo Alayemasanfanmi

No be your fault Mr Igbo.
I blame my Yoruba people for being too accomadating,your type should be in one village in the east.

Now,you don blend cos we allow you stay put for southwest and for your mind now you don't get exposure.
I will personally Herald your eviction to the YEAST.

Nyanmiridunce:
It didn't cause uproar cos we're not attention seeking tribe. Na una dey do 'see me', no other tribe get that luxury of time to be seeking relevance where there's none. To an average Nigerian, ibo and ebira no different so stop giving yourself unnecessary importance.

Valid points you got up there

MarketForces:
What percentage of Igbos are IPOB??
What percentage supports Nnamdi Kanu??

If you have ever read stories about the Nigerian army ransacking a village in the east, killing and destroying the properties of innocent villagers in the name of looking for the hideouts of unknown gunmen and kept quiet, then you are the PRESIDENT GENERAL of BIGOTS.

Let the other tribes in the train cry for their citizens. All lives matter but since Nigeria under buhari has shown Igbos that our lives doesn't matter, we decided to place value on the life of the Igbo ourselves. If others hate you, the worst thing to do is to hate yourself also.

As a footnote, hope you saw the DSS memo accusing IPOB of trying to bomb the Abuja stadium yesterday? I leave you to your conscience

Your name truly depicts your write up.
You're not different from market thugs.

Why do you think it's only you going through hardship in the country.

Your sentimental sentiments has beclouded your level of reasoning not to think that there are more than 60 Nigerians that died In that attack.

But you keep on emphasizing on one person.
When there are many hausas, Ibos, Yorubas and other tribes that went with the most unfortunate incidence.

Meanwhile,it does not mean that you care about the dead but you want to use the unfortunate incidence to chase clout.

May the blood of the departed hunt you forever.
May God flush evils like you from this country
You're not different from the evil politicians

West1side:
May it never be well with not only but your father if your do trace me. I like to know what your oloriburuku father will do after you trace me. Make e no beta 4 me if I no beat the 2 of you to your graves. Just imagine this cursed bastard threatening me...lol.

You dey mind this fool?
If you drag things with a pig,you will roll in the mud.
It's better you don't give him unnecessary publicity by answering him.

@oyeofIkotun
You will finally get sense.
The war you're praying for will surely come to you.
There is nothing patriotic about you
You often times call Nigeria,a shit hole but you're still in the same Nigeria.

Just know that INTERNET never forgets!

Invictuse:
Check my monicker I have make several comment expressing the fact the Chinolo death is as relevant as the death of others killed by same badit with not a thing special.

The Igbos love to sell themselves superior over others with their noise but I don't buy such foolishness. The Igbo rejoiced n mocked Yorubas when bandit attacked Oyo state n Yorubas fled to Benin republic I wonder why they are now seeking the emphaty sympathy they never gave.

God bless you

RIP to the Dead
Everyone will surely Die
But the way these Easterners reason hen,
I can't agree less with your valid assertions.

It's funny to know that one shares the country with these set of myopic individuals.

MadamVanessa:






It's not a big deal. I have lost count of how many times I have sent money , huge amount to him when I was doing that shit called boyfriend. But men are not to be trusted. I rather use my money and got myself quality dildos. Dildos has never disappointed me yet, and there's no sign that it going to disappoint me. Maximum orgasm is what I am getting.

Okay

Onyewarri:
True talk bro. But a good welder earns more. Trust me. Don't let their appearances fool you

It's not the matter of who earns more,it's a matter of mental health.

On a lighter note:
Not everyone will be a welder and not everyone will be a techie.
Just follow what you have interest in

Las Las,no be money all of us dey find?

Onyewarri:
Just this evening, I was on the phone with my cousin and she was lamenting how difficult it is for her to get a block moulder/brick layer for her ongoing project.

According to her, all the artisans she got kept giving her excuses and telling her to give them more time even though she has waited for some of them for over 2 weeks now.

At some point she became worried and started feeling that something else is wrong.

I told her not to get herself worked up, that it is not peculiar to her. That it is the situation of things now and it may get worse with time. She also confirmed that her husband said something similar to what I told her.

So guys, you see. What an elder sees sitting down.........

You just poured out my MIND!

Akaegwu:
You are not in the field. Contact the right person, you will get one in few minutes. There are lots of them without job presently. I'm speaking from experience, because I'm an electrical contractor.

You're doing well
You're a perfect example of a RESPONSIBLE NIGERIAN

Respect!

The two is very important!
If you know,you know
If you don't know
Forget about it

emeernest:
Reactive as usual & never proactive. We always wait for an ugly incident to happen before doing the needful.
Anyway, better late than never.

The most useless government ever!
Human life is less than the cost of sachet water here in NIGERIA

insidelife22:
What an embarrassingly embarrassful embarrassment.

This is a flabagastedly flagabasted and innonsonly gangantual ,limeriyesterly engaging.
Yes
Because,things in Nigeria now is 'ah hu ha'!
Why now
But this I
Will finally and ratedly cumsole the whole Africans.
Thank You

So SAD
RIP to you ANGEL!

May your killers never find peace and rest.

Meanwhile,Biggest Shame to those stupid goats who didn't take you serious even when you were damn serious about what happened to you.

Many of them abounds in NAIRALAND here,
They take serious issues as Play

Create a new email and login to your playstore from that new email.
It will work

Lexymore95:
Good morning sir & Ma I'm sorry to bother you I had a dream this night that I am writing an exam in the hall and I find it difficult to answer the exam until time is up the funniest thing is that the exam is one of the exam I just finished last month but the results is not yet out so I'm confused right now sir & ma I don't know the meaning of the dream someone should help me with this please

That is EVIL MANIPULATION.
Pray against it

paranoidfellow:
It actually a not so funny story.

So I worked at a private school 8am - 2pm for a pay of 17k monthly. I was employed to work as an Agric and Economics teacher. Payment is always prompt and I'm never owed a salary. Few weeks after I resumed, a teacher left and her subjects was distributed to other teachers. Hence, I am taking 3 subjects now. The teacher that left was also a class teacher of JSS1.

Fast forward to today, after exams where the class teacher will be collating scores, I was told I will henceforth be the class teacher of Jss1 which I outrightly reject. The proprietor was called upon and to quote him, he said ' Authoritatively I'm making you the class of JSS1" and I replied that I reject it.

I got home angrily and hungrily, I put a cup of rice on fire and I called a colleague of mine on whatsapp and was discussing the issue with her. I got carried away and the pot of rice was extremely burnt.

In the bid to remove the pot from fire, not thinking straight, I took the 'new school sport wear' (a cloth we were forced to buy for 6k and the money will be deducted from our salary) that I left hanging in the dining room, outside minded I use the cloth to carry the hot burnt pot of rice.

The result has being attached.

I'm walking to the man tomorrow to terminate my appointment immediately and pay me my remaining salary!

I don't joke with my mental health

May you find help IJMN!

VOsimhen144:
Congratulations!!

Iyaebe this could be us but you don clock menopause.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice question!


Make I SHARE my own sharp Sharp!


Anytime wey me and ASHAWOO NACK finish, I go TELL her sey, she too SWEET.. she go smile and she go Tell me sey, if she too SWEET, make I NACK her again but I go TELL her sey, I just release and my PREEK need to STAND b4 I go another ROUND and if she go SUUCK me to make my PREEK STAND, I go NACK her again..


b4 u knw it, she don de SUUK my PREEK..


My BLODA SUUCKING of PREEK de SWEET ooo


Dat na d CODE wey I de use if I want Dem to SUUCK my PREEK..


I de REASON to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis evening.. although I JAZZ in d morning but de BANI (girl) wey I FIND go, I no SEEM... So I go JAZZ in DIS evening to check her AGAIN..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Wetin you call your name again!
I wan remove am 4rm D Book of love
Oh,I mean book of life.

advanceDNA:
I don’t call jumping from one pvssy/penis to another mistake....it’s a dirty way of life....

Besides, I’m a fan of taking calculated risk... dating or marrying a woman with over 10 body counts in the name of its her past is a very risky transaction for me..

Married men,
Yahoo boys
Plenty abortion, Abeg Abeg abeg Abeg...I no get strength for night vigil

C'est Bien

advanceDNA:
Genuinely left her ways??..it’s a lie...sexual appetite doesn’t reset...
...a man/woman that has gotten used to jumping from on díck/pvssy to another should be a no go area for someone that wants a peaceful relationship and peace of mind

....that’s why we have broken marriages and paternity fraud everywhere...

Change koor....
APC niiiii

You could be right though
But to every rule, there will always be an exception, what if ...she is one of the exceptions

Btw,why do you guys castigate people based on their Past experiences,

Does it mean,there should not be a second chance at life?

Can you categorically say,you have not made mistakes since you were born?
If yes, will it be okay to day,you should not have a second chance at Life?

Reason those valid submissions and cone back to give me a reasonable reason I would believe those JAPANESE you wrote up there.

Your Holiness sir

moscobabs:
That was 2016 bro, today I'm a company Owner with the same Culture. Win win for me

Happy to hear that
Life,they say,is a phase
Every little experience counts

Que sera sera

Seriously, everyone is not perfect.
If she has genuinely left her old way,why can't you forget the past and love her perfectly well.
Las Las,all those things won't matter when USA finally go offensive against RUSSIA.

Richarlison640:
who com tell u say na my real number be that I just day catch my cruise

moscobabs:
Just resumed my new office last week o.

My first time of working with White man sa (Lebanese) , The man is free and humble in fact everybody loves him, among other Lebanese my Boss is jovial, free and hardworking man.

He has worked in 5 African countries so he understands Africa and her culture very well.

The real story....

I resumed very early this morning and I decided to wait in front of office before I start today's activities when I saw my boss coming down from his Truck carrying his bag , as a young Yoruba man that comes from good background ..lol So I ran to him and say Good morning sir (bend my head) and I stretch my hand to collect his bag.

The man who has never disrespect me like that before shouted on me!!

Who owns the bag? he asked

repeat!!!! who owns the bag moscobabs?

Me: You sir!!!! I replied..

if it's me "why should u collect it from me?

Me: I just wanted to help u sir.

Y? ..... I couldn't respond .

I say why? ...meet me in office now!!!! he commanded .

We entered his office and he sat me down

moscobabs, You were employed as so so so in this company not to carry bag, the bag belongs to me and I must carry it, also you always bend whenever you greet me...please its not necessary, in fact its not official, I just opportune to be your boss, you are married as I , You are graduate although you are younger than me but you have to attach respect to yourself.

I was like " ki la gbe, ki la ju" but I replied him by saying ....

Sir, I am african we have cultures and Traditions and parts of these is what I did, We respect our elders and seniors that's why we bend or prostrate while greeting and we do help them carry their loads even if we carry ours too.

And he responded with smiles...No problem But when next you greet me in such an embarrassing way or try to collect my bag I won't think twice before I sack you!!!

I beg o Is anything wrong in what I did?

Is there any other rea ;Dson for his reaction?

The man just dey look me somehow since morning

Oga forget tradition and culture now if you want to stay in your job.

tensazangetsu20:
I am a programmer it won't take me 2 years to find another job, maximum of 6 months and if things are so bad a year. It doesn't take anyone two years to find a job in tech. If it was oil and gas or banking ehen you can say 5 to 10 years to see another job and even if it does I was a mechanic on 25k salary before being a programmer so I know poverty and suffering and it doesn't faze me.

Your points are valid.
RESPECT!

worldclass68:
Not funny at all, done with nysc last year November, and it was as if i was sacked really....but thank God..I got my first job via nairaland here. .and today is my first day at work sef.....apart from transportation wahala...my job seems cool and sweet for a fresh graduate ( pay isn't much tho) .

Once again....Thank u nairaland and Nairalanders

God bless you immensely.
Enjoy your new job
May this be the beggining of your supernatural advancement and upliftment.

Oluwatobike:
I have been thinking about this recently, if I lost my job what next?

Well I will go and learn a skill while search for another job. Currently I want to learn tailoring by next month till December let me see how well it will go. I'll combine the both. My work is a field work so I'll have time. Once I visit those on the field, my work don end for the day. So I want to utilize my day, weeks and month learning a skills.

If you no get strong back bone and reliable support system, SAPA no dey allow person learn at all.

harsysky:
What of in a case where it takes you two to three years to secure another job, would your 6 months savings carter for your rent, feeding and other bills?

Don't tryna look at me like a pessimistic person. People are everyday going through this phase of life, and it's heartbreaking when you hear that they even tried in achieving one or two stuffs but ended up losing them trying to keep body and soul together.

Bros
You dey mind this One?