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Car TalkRe: My Car Makes Terrible Noise On Rough Roads by Contumely: 11:41pm On May 07, 2019
gazzuzz
please what is this called
"boiless"
I mean the proper spelling
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by Contumely:
GiantParrot:
The bolded is your conclusion, not mine. I made no such conclusion. And the conclusion is wrong. And you're right, it sounds stupid. And since it is your conclusion, maybe you can see that you sound stupid. I do not invent the facts. As I have consistently maintained, nature cares not about anyone's delusions.

This will be my last response to you. You're uncouth and will not be dignified with any further response.
Born with it then
RomanceRe: Enugu State Fun/hook Up Joints. by Contumely(op): 5:35pm On May 07, 2019
sup
RomanceRe: Enugu State Fun/hook Up Joints. by Contumely(op): 12:40pm On May 07, 2019
Any?
RomanceEnugu State Fun/hook Up Joints. by Contumely(op): 12:54am On May 07, 2019
Who knows other joints in Enugu like one Nigeria, eight hours.

In other words, name other hook up or ashawo joints in Enugu!

RomanceRe: Fellow Nairalanders You All Are Specially Invited To My Wedding by Contumely: 9:15am On Apr 19, 2019
opparadise:
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What do you mean by that? You mean Nairaland members are special kind of hungry people?
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Oya, face your wedding with just you and your family.
Must you always exhibit how slow you are on the uptake?


What he said was just part of the info and a good attempt at humour.

But because you are daft and a sadist, you are bereft of the facilities to catch the drift.


Your posts smack of a frustrated dimwit.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo's Mega Real Estate Project by Contumely: 4:41pm On Mar 25, 2019
Macmoni:
Is it only d poor dat pay tithehuh
If tithe is wrong i will pay it till i die bcuz i have seen the power in it.... D most annoying thing is that it still our own christians that will open mouth to cast oyedepo on tithing while d muslims laff @ us... Any christian dat insult oyedepo is a bastard wait for God to judge him and stfu! ....
Back up your points with proof! Freeze is right on tithing. Read Deuteronomy.

I cringed when you said tithing works. Can you prove it?

You can at best be neutral in this type of situation.

Mislims are way better in terms of greed and avarice.

This oyedepo has 5 private jets.

How many imams have one.?
TravelRe: Civil Servants Need Advice On Whether To Migrate To Canada by Contumely:
BarristerAlarig:
To believe OP is a lawyer is plausible. Her written English is very basic, more like what a Junior Secondary School student in one of those poorly funded public schools would write like.

And to believe she had to come here to ask such questions is annoying! Do your research people!!! Stop making it easy for scammers to scam you. If you aren't sure about something, send a mail to the embassy or visit their website..

Some people self. Lawyer my @$$
This dimwit that has not crossed murtala Airport is always on every travel thread spewing gibberish.

Your moniker bears barrister, when you are not one.

Why would you be answering barrister here. You are not a lawyer and not even in the process of becoming one.

You are a third rate stripling basking in the euphoria of having a 'virgin' passport.


Spits!
TravelRe: Civil Servants Need Advice On Whether To Migrate To Canada by Contumely: 11:36am On Mar 23, 2019
graceajunwa:
We were told that d employer can apply for PR on our behalf after two years once our visa expires.
If not that you are a lawyer, an epithet I hold dear because of varying reasons, I would have upbraided you.

From all you have said so far, cease communications with the scammer trying to swindle you in the guise of visa and job.
TravelRe: Civil Servants Need Advice On Whether To Migrate To Canada by Contumely: 11:23am On Mar 23, 2019
MrLankeeee:
Life is a Risk.. If you succeed you will be happy, if you fail you will learn.

Go to Canada for the sake of your children. They will appreciate you for it later in the future.


But in other words, if you insist on not going to Canada anymore, pls Abeg Biko, borrow me the money, I will pay you back when I get to Canada. Thank you.
You haven't been to Murtala mohammed Airport before. You saw a post about life abroad and you rushed to dish out advice.

So in what capacity were you advising?

What experience do you have?

Must you be stupid?

Tufia. Dimwit.
RomanceRe: I Am Ashamed, My Heart Is Broken And Depressed by Contumely: 7:40am On Mar 21, 2019
greatnaija01:
it is a SOUL TIE. what is usually called BONDING but on a very HIGH LEVEL.

you would need a THERAPIST, PSYCHOLOGIST and a strong MAN OF GOD to help you break free, REPLACE him with your HUSBAND again and MOVE ON FORGIVING YOURSELF.
Oga please, you have been on nairaland for ages yet you don't quote properly.

Quoted post should be at the top, so that the reader can see it first then see your reactions beneath it.

I doubt if you do it intentionally.

Again, stop using CAPS for some words in between a sentence, it makes your write ups clumsy and looks unserious.


I have been meaning to tell you this for a long time.

I will be looking forward to a postive improvement on these two things!

Cheers!

I
TravelRe: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Contumely: 6:38am On Mar 12, 2019
Folafikemi:
Lol. I understand ur life revolves round a circle of infinite regress and u have no business with progress so u can not in any way talk me down.
A butterfly at times thinks itself a bird just because it flies.
EducationRe: 10 Most Influential Books Of All Time by Contumely: 11:18pm On Mar 09, 2019
creedencity:
itemize the falsehoods in the Quran and the person who plagiarized. If not forever shut your mouth in your retrogaded cranium.
your hatred towards islam and anything relating to islam makes you burn like a wildfire.
you are so filled with hatred that it blinded you to examine that the BIBLE you so much celebrate is landened with blatant lies and falsehood, confusion, libels and slanders etc.
before you utter any statement Next time, make your reasoning is not clouded
The dimwits that wash phallus with kettle are always intolerant.

Islam is a religion of hate. A religion that still imprisons people for having seex or taking alcohol in 21st century should have it's adherents confined to an asylum.
FamilyRe: Should I Save My Marriage Or Let Go? by Contumely: 7:33pm On Mar 07, 2019
keepingmum:
i dont think your wife played you. I think you both have been sexually active and she sussed that you cannot satisfy her sexually hence she made you a 2nd option.
She only proceeded with the marriage when the better shagger bailed and being richer than you is just a bonus. Nobody wants to be subjected to a life of shitty shags abeg!!

The Fact is sex is very important to both spouses. If you are sexually poor in bed, please and please, sort that issue out because even if your reconciliation doesnt work, your next woman will have issues with you....She may just choose not to be vocal with it.
Alot of 9ja men who complain that their wives dont give in to their demands is because their performance in bed is very very poor and rather than improve, they get a side chick....forgetting that the side chick is ONLY with them because of the money that they give her not because of the poor performance in bed.

Finally, if you wont reconcile with your wife, please allow her to go elsewhere and remarry as shes obviously desperate to have her own biological kids and your hesitation isnt going to help matters
Oga, the wife is a divorcee. Was it sex issues that bought first divorce?

The wife is from a dysfunctional home. She will never last in marriage. She had a chequered upbringing. He psyche is damaged.


As for the op, he has serious esteem issues. Sounds like he has no option hence the woman kept using him.
In short, op is an iddiot.

Ubunja
Franchasng

Acidosis
TravelRe: Nairalander In Diaspora, What Re Your Greatest Challenges by Contumely: 11:11am On Mar 04, 2019
Boss13:
Finding a great barber. Spent CAD$61 yesterday trying to get a good haircut. Hoping spring arrives quickly and the chilling winter cold gone forever.
Oga stop lying.

How much e come be for NY?
TravelRe: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Contumely: 10:43pm On Mar 03, 2019
Zutlin:
Some people migrate not for money but for better quality of life. Even if I get a job that pays 3x more than Canada, I still will not choose Nigeria.
It's pyschological.

You are just seeking validation for the choice you have made.

Granted Canada may have been better for you generally but would you come back if you were given a senatorial ticket in APC or PDP?
TravelRe: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Contumely: 10:41pm On Mar 03, 2019
Folafikemi:
Am sorry to drop this here but I believe so far the landing senior will prove me right or wrong.

Was on a thread where someone is considering leaving naija for Canada on a 7M annual salary job and a lot of opinions ensue but I dropped mine here. Pls tell me if this PR journey is not worth it



This is the more reason I have embarked on the PR journey and so far am closer to Canada than Nigeria even though am still in naija but am existing in utopia, a more perfect Canadian world.

I can't imagine having to live and serve a country like naija and still need to beg for help on social media at my old age.

Imagine parents spending there last on there children only to want to look up to them when they graduate hoping that they will get a good job but the children have to face evil reality of joblessness in naija eventually been frustrated not been able to cater for themselves let alone the parents. eventually the parent will be more poorer than they anticipated.

A country where I won't have to worry about school fee for my children for the first 14 years of their lives is worth trying.

Talking about tax, when you pay ur tax for certain facilities and amenities and u are really enjoying it I see no need to complain. U pay Nepa bill here in naija and also run generator simultaneously, u are doing yourself thinking u dey form big boy all because u collect 7M per annum. The stress of having to pull, polluting the air with toxic fumes from the general or kick start and some will even invest heavily on solar and inverter out of the 7M o just because u wanna cave a niche for yourself....�

In Canada u work and get paid as at when due/per hour if u wanna hustle and ur work hour tallies with ur pay. No salary delay, no outrageous security challenge, like robbery and kidnapping cos u struggle to buy Tokunbo Benz and people think u have arrived in naija, no rushing at bus terminal like we have in Oshodi when the conductor have to open his smelly armpit over your head to collect fair.

Even, just and exposed society and people where nobody cares whether u trek with ur God given legs or u cruise on a 2019Range Rover sport.

I will like to take my chances going to Canada and am so dead sure I won't regret it. Will come back here to share my Landing gist soon and my progress in Canada. Can't imagine my child going through the same suffering I went thro in naija where u only get job by having to know people and not considering u base on your level of competence and experience.

Been working in Naija since I left university and no employer is even interested in the fact that I have a 2-1, all they ask of is who refers u here, are u computer literate as if everybody should study computer science.... Abegi
At this stage you are no position to write all of the above.

You have not experienced any yet.

You wil qualify say in 5 years time.

Next please.

TravelRe: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Contumely: 10:36pm On Mar 03, 2019
maternal:
It all depends what you value in life. Personally I don't value money so Canada fits me better. Seems we value the same thing.
Stop abusing language oga.

You don't value money yet you stay in minus 40 degrees at times struggling for money.

I am sure that for the right amount, you will come back here to even work for Buhari under Lai mohammed.

FamilyRe: My Husband Pressuring Me For Another Baby by Contumely: 7:00pm On Feb 28, 2019
danny34:
Let me start my response this way... We are entitled to our opinions, views , likes n dislike.

I want a family where I would have 2 boys n a gal. It is my preference. Am entitled to think that way without recourse to what other think.
You have just engaged in tergiversation.

Mind you, it's a logical fallacy to say "I am entitled to my opinion" You are reasonably entitled to what you can defend or argue for.

Does it mean you cannot defend or try to convince one as to propriety of your belief, one you have held on to tenaciously?
FamilyRe: My Husband Pressuring Me For Another Baby by Contumely: 6:39pm On Feb 28, 2019
danny34:
We are Africans, truth be told, most men will never be happy without a male child - ME INCLUSIVE! Do you notice that most who are advising you to divorce are fellow women. As a man this is my candid advice, do sex selection. You n your husband made mistakes not starting early to select your babies gender.

So take the family planning off, consult a trusted doctor to guide you. Select a male gender n boom give your family happiness. Its a good thing that both of you seem well to do financially.

I got married last year at 29, with is 25. Told with we will try for a boy, she said no, she wants a gal. I SAT HER DOWN N EXPLAIN O. I WANT AN HEIR, 2 SELF, THE EARLIER WE HAVE THEM THE BETTER FOR US O. Tried it n it worked. It can work for you too.
Could you say what you mean exactly by wanting an heir?

And what benefit or quiddity is such an heir to you upon your demise?

Again, how do you rationalise this your inordinate desire for an heir? Few reasons will suffice.
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Contumely: 8:10am On Feb 17, 2019
GreatResearcher:
u seem to have my same view about this lady.
I wont say she's stupid and I wont say it's jaz. I'd just say that the lady is a rare gem. She's golden. Some people are just naturally good regardless of the payback they get.
This guy is now imbecilic. I thought he was redeemable.

This is the apogee of bunkum.
Spits

RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Contumely: 8:04am On Feb 17, 2019
GreatResearcher:
With this, I have known ur IQ.
No you can't know my iq, you lack such facilities. It's that bad.

Your responses betray it.
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Contumely: 8:01am On Feb 17, 2019
GreatResearcher:
How high is an IQ of a hostel owner?

I said SOME women are golden. Remember this is Africa where an average man sees women as who.res, gold-diggers, lazy etc. And this is the same Africa where a lady feeds and pay two years rent for a man who is not her huband, a man who she has caught red-handed cheating on her several times, a man who disgraced her in the open. I find her act golden. If the reverse was the case, I don't think any man would still stand by a woman who cheats on him severally. The guy from a rich family and he can't feed himself or pay house rent? U just talked about critical thinking.

in this case the man is the one gaining more. No amount of good sex one would thinking he's giving the girl worth all what the girl has gone through in his hand. Did I tell u the girl lost her first job because of the guy?

In this guy's case, the girl does not gain monetaryly . And I don't think she has happiness or peace of mind knowing her man is a cheat and a beater.



Thanks for the offer. I think u need the pills more than I do.
Yes you have low IQ, it related to hotel ownership because I know most persons with iq as low as yours are at best, caretakers not owners.


Yes, the guy could be from a rich family. He could be an heir. You lack analytical skills mehn!


As per the girl not gaining more, do you know about adequacy and sufficiency of consideration?


You are a jejune green fellow.

Ubunja please give him some pills, prefarably the red one before it's late.
HealthRe: Mentally Unstable Lady In Skimpy Outfit Causes A Scene In Owerri. Photos by Contumely: 10:39pm On Feb 16, 2019
Call me when it hits fp
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Contumely: 10:33pm On Feb 16, 2019
Ishilove:
He must be charismatic and very charming. That's the only explanation for the women acting the fool where he is concerned.

The man is a male slut. How any woman can put up with a community penis_ beats my imagination. Its just so... dirty.

Imagine dipping a stick that into different _shit pits, soakaways and gutters, and then using that same stick to turn your delicious soup on the fire.

Disgusting.
You would succk same dicck and even "fall pregnant if you were in the compound.

Most women are fickle and rudderless esp with a sweet dicck!
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Contumely: 10:30pm On Feb 16, 2019
GreatResearcher:
Let me cut it short.

This month I sent d guy notice dat I will no longer endure it, he should go look for apartment else where because to me, he is not a responsible person. No attempt to get a job yet sleeping with different women.

Just this evening an alert enters my phone. His gf paid the rent and according to my care-taker they both are staying together right now.


The girl left her house to come stay with him.

I am really shocked because considering what this girl has gone through in this guy's hand, no one would think the girl will date him again talk more of paying house rent for him.

Some women are golden.
I am sorry, but you have low IQ. Did you say you own a hostel? With your lack of critical thinking despite bearing" the researcher".


So this is why you said women are golden?
Smh for you.

Life is business. Women are smart.

You need the red pill.

Read briffaults law and understand that the girl is gaining more either presently or has hopes of gaining more in future.

So either the guy's family is rich, guy is cute, has sweet diickk or some other feature.

NO RELATIONSHIP EXISTS WITHOUT A WOMAN GAINING MORE. They are that selfish!


Gains must not be monetary, it could be happiness, peace of mind etc



Ubunja Casan0va.
Give this guy some pills.

Okpo.
TravelRe: Pls Advise Me by Contumely: 4:48pm On Feb 15, 2019
stagger:
The bolded shows you have never travelled or lived outside of Nigeria. You talk like a child.
Same thing I was telling him.

Contumely:
This must have struck a cord in your amygdala.

Listen when men are discussing.
Don't jump to type tripe. You were dishing out bunkum advice with sn air of finality. That was unreasonably cocky.

Yes, you haven't been to MMIA. Take that to the bank.

Stay and learn. Men are discussing.
RomanceRe: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Contumely: 4:46pm On Feb 15, 2019
Xbursta:
Bring ur yucking sister make i prove am 2 you if she fine pass genevive grin

Bring ur yucking sister make i prove am 2 you if she fine pass genevive
Oponu dey one side.
You think say na children dey hia?
RomanceRe: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Contumely: 11:57am On Feb 15, 2019
Xbursta:
she was older than me
she could have more than 7rounds a night her own addiction pass my own but i always satisfy her well

she's always calling me
i chop dat woman and her money wella grin


she was older than me
she could have more than 5rounds a night, her own addiction pass my own but i always satisfy her well

she's always calling me to come see her in school
i chop dat woman and her money wella
This iidiiot liar again.
7 rounds per night.?

Get the fucckka outa here

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