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RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by Contumely: 11:53pm On Sep 20, 2014
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pressplay55: hmmm,
i am of average hight
i cant stop laughing, its ovious to know that most of the girls that keeps kicking on the hight of a guy, using it as their priority are also not tall. (point number one)

it also ovious that alot of tall guys dont know that (80%) the hight of their children mostly is been [/b]determine by the hight of their wife or wat ever....[b]
If at all they knw this i believe they will also kick against short girls when it comes to child bearing ....

Well to cover my tracks, tall guy+short lady (80%) might not be short but definately they will bear more of average hight children.

#NaSoDTinGO
who said so?
CareerRe: The 11 Forgotten Laws Of Stirring Interest And Desire; Getting Them To Want You by Contumely:
pls send one to kcwu@yahoo.com
EducationRe: Should I Go For Nysc Now With A 2.2 Or Drop Some Courses And Rewrite For A 2.1 by Contumely: 8:00pm On Sep 17, 2014
pinkiepetite: Hope u knw dat dere wont b hons in ur certificate .i mean it will js being an ord Bsc instead of bsc hons if u stay an etra yesr.and again it will b so depresn. But waitn,it lik ur schfees is cheap abi not lik mine dat is 80k and it a state uni,i dare not thk od havn an extra year!. i dont thk u tot of wot if d system changes,like in Accounting.nw dat deere is lot of changes,and ao def wot u were tot den mitr b diff frm.wot u.b taught next. Wot abt ASUU strik,wot if it is a year dis tym ard.abi na private sch u dey? Abeg thk well oooo
it is not in all cases that you will be required to pay school fees if you stay an extra year in school, like in UNN you pay school fees if you are to sit courses whose unit loads exceed like 14 otherwise you just register each course with a sum like 500 naira.
CelebritiesRe: Professional Sperm Donor Becomes Richest Man In Wyoming by Contumely: 8:02pm On Sep 14, 2014
adeoladrg: This guy can't live long, except I didn't do my anatomy well. Going into it big time is going to cost him.







Buh think of it, he'll be the real 'father of all nations' grin God only planned that title for Abraham grin



Edited: For those asking how, Sperm constitute of a lot of nutrients, regular
losing of sperm leads to weakness of our body.
It's where you have the highest number of
mitochondria in the body, that's why it takes your
body a number of days to recuperate after a round
of sex.
Guy this is gibberish, there is no empirical evidence to this effect.
EducationRe: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by Contumely: 1:51am On Sep 13, 2014
Kagawa: I BEG TO DIFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strategy and plan that aids in navigating to the top of class just to get 2'1 or 1 is not the same as THAT BY WHICH ONE CAN MAKE IT IN GLOBAL BUSINESS WORLD.

YOUR COMMENT IS NULL AND VOID, BUT I DO NOT BLAME YOU FOR YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK AS YOU UNDERSTAND AND CHATTER WHAT YOUR MIND CAN FATHOM.

GO TO ALABA, COMPUTER VILLAGE, TRADEFAIR, BALOGUN, THOSE MEN DO BUSINESS EVERY DAY WORTH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WITH CHINA, TAIPEI, HONG KONG, UNITED STATES, VIETNAM, JAPAN, GERMANY.... THE WORLD LEADING BUSINESS COUNTRIES. THEY DO NOT HAVE 2'1 OR 1, YOU ARE HERE TALKING ABOUT 2'1 AND STRATEGY AND GLOBAL BUSINESS... YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
Its you that do not know jack. Some of these men you mentioned didn't have the opportunity to attend a uni. If they did, the same luck, discipline and hard work would have most likely made them make good grades. Just analogous to calling Bill Gates, steve jonBS and Zuckeberg drop out, when you know that they would have made a first class if they continued.


So if you calim to possess those qualities, ordinarily and averagely, you would have done well in school.
EducationRe: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by Contumely: 12:46am On Sep 13, 2014
asokoromadam: From the look of it,OP is a recent graduate or a recent graduate jambito,you never see anything.2-1 ko,first class ni.

Wait.until ur nysc end,u go hear wen
Tripe! Hear what? Was it not his mates that have gotten jobs already which he cited. He has attended interviews and now in last stage of one, he can as well secure a job. You think he must experience your chequered fate?
EducationRe: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by Contumely: 12:39am On Sep 13, 2014
safarigirl: law is a professional course. It's not like economics where you have to work for someone, so for the most part, you sail your own boat.
Yes a professional course and so? Do you know that if you want to be a judge, lecturer etc that class of degree is put into consideration?

And for saying that u mostly sail ur boat, I will say that u are a student of or must have studied anything but law for not knowing that more that 60 percent of lawyers dont go to court because i know thats what you mean by 'sailing your boat'

The OP's argument is blanket and admits of just few exceptions.
EducationRe: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by Contumely: 12:21am On Sep 13, 2014
Freelancer00: Sir. Ur logic is flawed. Ur grade doesn't determine ur level of success in life.
Case study: My boss.
He attended a polytechnic in the southwest. He graduated his ND in the 3rd year after numerous carry overs. He was 'given' certificate of attendance. After school, he started working in a company where he later became the head of his department cos of his high technical ability. After 2 years, he branches out on his own, registered his firm, started using his technical expertise to get small contracts of 'man must survive' grade. Fast forward years later, he's sitting in his office inside his AC given orders to first class and second class upper graduates.
Moral of my story is YOUR GRADE DOESNT DETERMINE YOUR LEVEL OF SUCCESS IN LIFE.
Freelancer00: Someone with a 3rd class is heading his fathers company and he's doing quite well. 2. 1 or first class doesn't guarantee u poo
And who said that an illiterate or a pass grad cannot be a boss? Can't you get that the point is that having a good grade gives you the edge, opens many doors ranging from access to interviews to scholarships. Big coys like KPMG, PwC etc emphasize 2:1 and above. It happens all over the world that grads with good grades or Ivy league schools are sought after. Just like comparing an OND with a BSc holder, when you the difference is clear for eg in the civil service.
I hate it when people are unreasonably pig headed. Your post smacks of frustration and a cheap attempt to garner forlon hope and validation for yourself. Keep citing few exception and regarding them as the rule. Sounds like a dolt. More like you made a pass in school. Keep living in delusions. Gibberish.
EducationRe: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by Contumely: 12:17am On Sep 13, 2014
safarigirl: If you're a law student, most likely, your University degree won't mean shiiit after law school. To enter law school, you not only have to fall between 2:1 and first class, you must be well known in the law faculty for a positive thing.

Else...pesin with Pass go just pass you
A bad fallacy, your degree will go a long way after graduation, check some big coys like KPMG for instance www.ngscholars.com/2014/09/kpmg-nigeria-graduate-trainees-recruitment-2015-2016/
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Contumely: 10:34pm On Sep 12, 2014
@ THOSE THAT HAVE UPGRADED TO KIT KAT,
Any difference in batteery life?
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Contumely: 10:31pm On Sep 12, 2014
someone should pls add me on M2 whatsapp group on- 07086780346
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Contumely: 7:52pm On Sep 09, 2014
pls wat are d advantages of rooting and upgradding to kit kat
FamilyRe: My Wife Spends Money On Her Parents And Sibling Without My Consent by Contumely: 7:30am On Dec 17, 2013
enkoby: This is exactly why i advise wives to pursue their careers. Go out there and get yourself a job and earn YOUR OWN INCOME!! If you are woman with your own job earning your own salary, you will not have to get any prior approval from your husband before sending money to your mom/siblings. Wives please dont be entirely dependent on your husbands. carve a niche for yourself. Those of you that are graduates and are still sitting back at home answering housewives should dust up your certificates and go get a job. The ones without certificates should go learn a skill and make money biko.

If you earn your money, no man will dictate when and how much to give your people. I placed my mom and my siblings on a monthly salary solely from my own personal earnings from work, and I dont need to clear with hubby to send out money. Let us try and take up some financial responsibilities in our homes abeg. That way, we will not put ourselves in this very difficult position of having to clear with hubby before sending money to the woman that nursed you from childhood to adulthood before being 'kidnapped' by your hubby. tongue tongue
You sound so smug and conceited. You mean because you equally earn money, that gives you the latitude and leeway to spend it with careless abandon? whereas you expect the man to be judicious in spending.
If your hubby adopts the same mentality then you both will go bankrupt if the unforseen happens. Maybe your husband cqn tolerate gibberish.
PhonesRe: Advice On Power Bank For Phone Charging by Contumely: 6:51am On Dec 17, 2013
My guy just go and get ypurself one or two spare batteries with desktops.
I have one they said you can even charge with solar, i will place it in the sun and it charges nothing but when charged with electricity i can only get 3 to 4 bars when charging my fone with it and it will be drained completely . This is sth that would be fully charged before usage. So it is more or less useless. I have gotten myself a spare battery, so instead of wasting time charging the power bank whatever, you would rather use that opportunity and charge one or two spare batteries and you will find them very handy.
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Contumely: 2:17pm On Dec 15, 2013
xxxtedyxxx: Its kinda complicated. But it all boils down to what u want. One tin u need to know is dat girls change. Their attraction, passion and other positive feels wane @ fast rate if u don't strike wen the iron is red hot. Yes her younger sis just got married, dt myt strike some sense of desperation in her, but I will advise u...to go for her. She is alredy free and open wit u. U can't really predict the future. She loves u and u love her. I tink u shud go for her, weda its sex or dating..anyone.. Cos dis chick..myt just change all of a sudden and start giving u funny behaviour.


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She asked u what u wanted, cos u were not direct wit her, but like u said, she is in love wit u..and u r in love wit her. Take tins one @ a time. Go for d sex.
Thanks guy.
HealthRe: Does Close Up Tooth Paste Remove Black Spots On The Skin? by Contumely(op): 6:25am On Dec 15, 2013
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HealthDoes Close Up Tooth Paste Remove Black Spots On The Skin? by Contumely(op): 6:21am On Dec 15, 2013
I overheard two girls discussing, and one told the other to use close up and remove black spots on her skin, as in rub it on her face and watch it off later. So how possible is that please?
HealthRe: Your Oral & Dental Health. by Contumely: 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2013
okeys112: Nearly every one of us suffers from bad breath problems at some point. One in Four of us suffers chronic bad breath, a condition that can have serious personal and professional implications. We all use mints and mouthwashes to try to get relief; however these products actually make our breath worse.

Some of us may not be aware of the problem that may be plaguing us. If you are not sure about your breath, then do the following: Lick the back of your hand, wait for 5 seconds, and smell it. We do apologize for how repulsive this might sound but our concern is your oral health and it is necessary for you to know exactly what others feel about your breath.

If you are plagued by Bad breath, please visit your Dentist for management.
What about using Euthymol, I think it doesnt contain fluoride?
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Contumely: 2:23pm On Dec 14, 2013
she once asked me What I do when I feel sexually aroused. I didnt know what to tell her and I asked het to tell me why she wanted to know. She refused and I evaded the question.
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Contumely: 12:47pm On Dec 14, 2013
Thanks @ OP for ur work here, pls advise


I met a girl and we became friends. I tested her in few ways and found out she has a stellar personality. At a stage she wanted me to define what I wanted from her or rather what we were into ---- dating, or just friends. I told her I could never agree to anything serious relationship now because am still a student and wouldn't want to waste anyone's time.

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To cut to the chase, we are very close now and discuss virtually everything including sex. I have come to love her and she too does. I want to keep her,maybe not as wife, cos I may not be ready when she may need to get married, she is 22, a year younger than me and her younger sis just got married.
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Given the above, is it wise to involve sex with her considering that I want to maybe be friends with her even after our separate marriages later in life. I do give her things at times.
CareerRe: How Many Skills Did You Acquire This Year? by Contumely: 9:19am On Dec 14, 2013
infinity001: I'm very much using my programming and networking skill because I own a Public Relations {PR}/media firm which absolutely needs them on a daily basis.

Short hand is very productive if you find yourself in the right place. As a human capital/Resource consultant and career coach I've had proposals from multinational companies and agencies whereby one of the most outstanding requirements they need from applicants especially to fill in commercial portfolios is a formidable knowledge in shorthand. So my dear, no knowledge is a waste. I know of so many doctors who are also experts in ICT. As a lawyer, I have a poultry farm and fish ponds, a skill I acquired in my university days.

Moreover, I agree with you that we need luck to succeed. But any man who sits at home, folds his hands and wait for luck to knock at his door is a multinational fool and will die a failure.
I agree with the last paragraph because we a kind of tend to create our own luck too. But I think the axiom that no knowledge is a waste is a conventional wisdom whose relevance is now spent. Or of what use will sewing skills be for meif I were a lawyer.
There is tendency that I may find that knowledge handy once in a blue moon but does it worth it after all? How many times will get to use it? Wouldn't it be more politic to use the time and resources and gain other relevant skills?
PhonesRe: Etisalat Bis Users - Before You Resubscribe, Read This by Contumely: 8:23am On Dec 13, 2013
Please can i subscribe and put the sim card in a universal modem and browse with it on my system?
PhonesRe: Etisalat Bis Users - Before You Resubscribe, Read This by Contumely: 7:53am On Dec 13, 2013
Please can i subscribe and use it on my system with a universal modem?
ComputersRe: How To Effectively Set Internet Usage Limit by Contumely: 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2013
Sorry, the explanation needs elucidation. Did u say we should download what?
Why not post a link of where we can get the software,
CareerRe: How Many Skills Did You Acquire This Year? by Contumely: 8:34pm On Dec 12, 2013
Tuntheycr7: You must be High on watery beans. Nonsense

infact go and sleep.
So because you failed means others would be like you ? I pity ya future children in advance.
I dont have confab with simpletons and dolts that can't indite logically.
CareerRe: How Many Skills Did You Acquire This Year? by Contumely: 8:32pm On Dec 12, 2013
Psychedelia: 1. My teenage cousin taught me knitting this year, as a little something I could use to pass time. I can now knit living room sofa headrests grin

2. This year, I also fully mastered the art of ambient occlusion and sub-surface scattering on Maya2013, a 3-D rendering and animation software. For those of you who are a little confused... Sub-surface Scattering is the ability of matter to both absorb and scatter light beamed directly at it. A common example is the bright-red light seen on your neighbour's ear when light is beamed from behind it. Phew! Basically, I just mastered how to fully simulate it using a 3-D software. Nerdy stuff grin

3. I finally grasped the art of cooking Egusi soup. Jehovah! Clap for me naau! After 14 tries, no be small thing oooh. I know I got it right this time because my guests didn't quickly rush to scatter my toilet with hot shhitt as was the case before.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

4. I FINALLY learned how to do the tongue-roller, bitcches!!! Yes! In your faces! Who's the man?! cool
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How did u get it right?
CareerRe: How Many Skills Did You Acquire This Year? by Contumely: 7:27pm On Dec 12, 2013
@OP. You have succeeded in wasting precious time on balderdash and baloney that you erroneously term skill acquisition.
The axiom that no knowledge is a waste is misleading. I learnt Pitman Shorthand while in high school and was unarguably the best student of it in our set. But I have never had cause to use that knowledge. So many other cases abound.
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You are a lawyer and you learnt programming too, the possibility of your using that knowledge is minute.
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I disagree on the jimoh Ibrahim et al example too, what determines success in life is not just hardwork and talent alone. A lot is owed to luck and serendipity too.

Osita Chidoka became the head of Road Safety simply because of sheer luck and adventitiousness.
RomanceRe: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by Contumely: 12:39pm On Dec 12, 2013
The difference between what women say they want and what they go for is like a chasm.
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The difference between what people say women are attracted to and what I see that happen in our enviroment is like a gulf.

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One thing that is certain is what the bible says in Ecclesiastes 10:19--- 'that money answers all things'.
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They say that women love confident men. And i dare say that confidence doesn't emanate from zilch, something informs it. It could be your achievements in life, ranging from educational qualifications to physical attributes and most importantly MONEY.
There is this confidence that you have when you alight from your monstrous posh SUV, even at police check points.

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Again, you have money people respect you and that respect will subliminally and unconsciously increase your confidence.

Yes, MONEY.
They want a nice dresser, averagely money is involved.
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Women need a caring and romantic man. A penurious man will find romance very difficult and might be aromantic nuisance. OR how can I care for a woman that needs to be operated on because of an inchoate breast cancer when I can't foot the bills? It will be frustrating for both of us, hence she will not be happy and by extension I wont be happy too.
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I once asked a girl why she stopped attending lessons she said its because of lesson fees, a paltry sum. How else could I have cared best if not to provide it.

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Women want a God fearing man. A financially okay person will be in the position to serve GOd better.
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In effect, money makes life easier and a man attractive, every other thing is attendant and ancilliary to it.

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Only few things are impossible with money.

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