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Romance / Re: Runz Girls/street Guys,you Can Compel Your 'clients' To Pay You If You Do This.. by Conwarden: 8:12pm On Jul 10, 2022
imagrg:
You seem deluded by faith.
I am not encouraging fraud. But I don't think there is anything wrong with seeking favour from a selfish person and using the forces of nature to compel him/her to satisfy your request without disguising yourself or your nationality or being under false pretence.


On the contrary, rather . . . you are faithfully deluded.

I've actually come across less flimsy excuses from people rolling in fraud. Read your submissions again . . . this time slowly . . . perhaps you might see how you're thoroughly contradicting yourself in your desperation to justify something despicable.

" . . . seeking favour . . . compel him/her . . . request . . . without disguising . . . or false pretense . . . "

If scammers are genuinely seeking favour, why the need to compel victims to grant such requests while disguising their true identities under very false pretense?

So . . . you honestly believe scammers are seeking favours as opposed to actually robbing? How you managed to use these phrases in your sentence is disheartening.

I won't even bother to address the sickening entitlement mentality inherent in your description of victims as " . . . selfish persons . . . "

Oga, walahi talahi, your matter tire person lipsrsealed



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Travel / Re: Soldier Dies After Allegedly Falling Off Army Van On His Way To Kaduna (Photos) by Conwarden: 3:16pm On Jul 10, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: At Least 14 Dead In A Mass Shooting At A Bar In Soweto South Africa by Conwarden: 12:29pm On Jul 10, 2022
RIP to the dead.

Say no to legalisation of gun ownership. It will worsen our situation in naija.

But our hooligan naija korofo soldiers and their tendency to oppress civilians is enough temptation to own a gun.


Meanwhile . . . Yahoo boys deserve killer SARS


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Romance / Re: Runz Girls/street Guys,you Can Compel Your 'clients' To Pay You If You Do This.. by Conwarden: 12:14pm On Jul 10, 2022
imagrg:
There are two things you must do by yourself..
1. You must cleanse yourself of all manner of ill-luck before proceeding to number 2 below..

2. You must follow this simple do-it-yourself African method of making your clients pay you.

It's a simple, safe and practical African method of compelling your clients to pay you. It doesn't require fetish things. You use local household items to make your maga pay you without much ado.
You don't need to meet fetish priest to do it for you. It's a simple do-it yourself traditional method that makes an unwilling client pay you pronto. No spiritual consequence. It only paves a way for you.
My late father taught me this secret and I'm willing to share it with anyone who's interested for a token.
If you are lady doing runz, this is for you.
For those of you into internet runz, this is your chance to make your maga pay you without hesitation.
See My Signature For Contact Details



In some of your previous threads, you ďescribe yourself as . . . God-fearing . . . satisfied with your monthly pensions . . . widower . . . father of 3 kids . . . 58years old . . .

Yet you provide backbone for yahoo-plus and runz girls to enable them cash-out from clients via your signature

My friend . . . are you okay in the head lipsrsealed




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Romance / Re: . by Conwarden: 11:43am On Jul 10, 2022
grin


It's the . . . "Don't message" . . . for me grin grin grin



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Crime / Re: Unsound Man Disrupted A Church Service In Guyana, South America (video) by Conwarden: 9:55am On Jul 10, 2022
Drug addiction is real.
Kudos to the officiating priest for his empathy.


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Travel / Re: The SUV Carried By Flood Has Been Found, The Occupants Rescued (video) by Conwarden: 7:36am On Jul 10, 2022
Eko oni baje grin


May yahoo boys be washed away and never found!!!


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Travel / Re: Heavy Downpour In Lagos As Flood Wash Away A Lexus SUV (video) by Conwarden: 7:35am On Jul 10, 2022
That's how we roll in Lasgidi undecided



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Politics / Re: Chairs Destroyed As Portable Gets Into A Fight During Show In Ogun State by Conwarden: 9:12am On Jul 08, 2022
Fighting is the only portable thing about this hooligan. grin

E own na everywhere you go




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Sports / Re: Rafael Nadal Withdrawn From The Wimbledon Grandslam by Conwarden: 9:06am On Jul 08, 2022
Not surprised. The guy has really tried all this while with his injury.

Just angered that the hooligan Kyrios didn't get a drubbing.




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Crime / Re: Ugandan Woman Strangles Her 7-Year-Old Daughter To Death (Photos) by Conwarden: 7:22am On Jul 08, 2022
This woman doesn't look okay in the head.


Mothers of yahoo boys should have strangled their scumbags at birth.



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Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan Ex-Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe Shot by Conwarden: 6:50am On Jul 08, 2022
Gun crime in Japan shocked

Very strange. undecided

Even their Yakuzas (mafia) frown at the use of guns.



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Family / Re: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by Conwarden: 7:58pm On Jul 03, 2022
doggedfighter:
Not a big deal.



Any child that calls you father is your child.


It makes no difference at all !


What's the crying for ?




Can we see your picture?

I just wan check something.




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Crime / Re: A Guy Raped My Sister by Conwarden: 4:26pm On Jul 03, 2022
Greattestman:
My youngest sister is about 16-year-old.She was raped by a neighbough who's in his 30s.

We all went to church but she came home early to cook.This man called her into his room and unwear her dresses, all her struggles were to no avail.The case is with the police right now but I'm pissed.


Pissed only

My friend, run am street.

If he is on rent, why has his house not been mysteriously burgled and everything within destroyed

If he is a houseowner, why has his place not mysteriously caught fire overnight

If he has a car, why has it not mysteriously burnt down overnight

If employed, why has his employer not heard about this

If a biz owner, why has the premises not been burgled mysteriously

While cooling in police detention, why no arrangement with his cell mates to panel beat him on a daily


Hope you know he will likely get bail. What physical arrangements are you making for him

Oga, when you finish pissing, try zip up . . . enter street . . . and do the needful.



Meanwhile . . .


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Celebrities / Re: Meet Nigerian Giant And WWE Star Omos by Conwarden: 12:17pm On Jul 03, 2022
Af0nja:
Tolulope "Jordan" Omogbehin[3] (born May 16, 1994) is a Nigerian-American professional wrestler and former college basketball player. He is currently signed to WWE, where he performs on the Raw brand under the ring name Omos. He played college basketball for the University of South Florida and for Morgan State University, from 2014 to 2015. Omogbehin signed with WWE in January 2019. He is a former Raw Tag Team Champion in WWE, holding the titles with AJ Styles during the summer of 2021.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omos


People still watch wrestling shocked

Thought that entertainment scam was busted long ago grin grin


Anyway, wish him well.



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Car Talk / Re: 5th Generation Range Rover May Just Be The World’s Best Luxury SUV (Photos) by Conwarden: 12:10pm On Jul 03, 2022
There is just something regal about Range Rovers.

No be all this Benz wey scumbag yahoo boys dey rush.



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Religion / Re: Man Sets Russian Church On Fire Because His Wife Kept Donating To It (Photos) by Conwarden: 11:59am On Jul 03, 2022
If he alone provides for the family and takes care of all the bills, why not handle all the purchases too and prevent the wife from donating funds to the Church?

Or was she donating his purchased items to the Church as well

Na wa . . . anger management is key sha.



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Romance / Re: How Do I Become Financially Independent As A Lady by Conwarden: 11:56am On Jul 03, 2022
What do you like doing, even without getting paid for it?

Can this activity be turned into something that earns you income?

If there are skills you need to learn, that will help you master this activity and turn it to a source of income . . . learn it.

Patience, persistence and perseverance is key.






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Crime / Re: Gunman Kills Two People, Injures Three Officers, And Then Kills Himself by Conwarden: 11:37am On Jul 03, 2022
Once again in US . . .

Anyhow, every kwantry with dia problem.


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Family / Re: Man weeps uncontrollably after discovering his child isn't his (Video) by Conwarden: 11:36am On Jul 03, 2022
brightonos24:
A viral video was shared where a Man by name, Emeka weeps uncontrollably after discovering his child isn't his - Igbere TV Report

Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ST5vvyoNI

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cfi4WTkAUpi/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


And someone was stationed to record it?

Didn't bother watching sha.




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Agriculture / Re: Vigor Herbicide (the Best Chemical For Weeding) No Weed Till Harvest by Conwarden: 11:32am On Jul 03, 2022
How much is it pls?


Meanwhile . . .


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Romance / Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Conwarden: 11:26am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.


Did it smell

If it didn't, no offense taken by most reasonable people.

Even if it did, las las you go dey alright.



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Politics / Re: Edike Mboutidem Akpan In Multimillion Naira Fraud Scandal by Conwarden: 8:02am On Jul 01, 2022
JAIL THEM ALL!!!



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Nairaland / General / Re: No Reply Or I don't have.... Which Do You Prefer? by Conwarden: 12:24pm On Jun 28, 2022
.Taking offence at a polite reply And prefer being ignored

Trying to please everyone is truly mission impossible undecided

As a well brought up and civilised person, I will give a polite reply.

If entitlement to my money or perception of what they feel I should do for them, makes them take offence . . . I no kuku notice.




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Politics / Re: ASUU Strike’s Ugly Face: Varsity Students Take To Betting, Prostitution, Farming by Conwarden: 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2022
Rubymax:
Since February 14 this year, students in public universities have been at home, as academic activities have been put on hold following the strike by members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU. Other staff unions in the university sector have also joined the wagon of embarking on industrial action.

The unions are demanding better welfare packages, more funds to run the universities, a stop to the indiscriminate setting up of new universities, the discontinuation of the use of the Integrated Personnel Payroll Information System, IPPIS, as the payment platform in the university system among others. Though a series of meetings have held between the government and the unions, so far nothing tangible has come out of those meetings.

However, from the sublime to the ridiculous, the idle students are now engaged in various activities to while away the time.
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Why mention farming in the same breath as the other 2 vices?

To plank you dey hungry me . . . comaan enter heaven make I see.



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Romance / Re: Son Of Late Emir Of Kano Marries Two Wives Same Day (pictures) by Conwarden: 3:18pm On Jun 26, 2022
This feminine-looking guy wan try three-some

Forgerrit . . . he can't fit.




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Politics / Re: Brazilian Returnee Arrested With Cocaine In Private Part by Conwarden: 12:07pm On Jun 26, 2022
For the love of money

Legit hustle is a thing of pride, both before, and especially when you finally make it.

Try it today . . . and thank ConWarden later.



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Romance / Re: What Animal Has Chased You Before? by Conwarden: 11:35am On Jun 26, 2022
Jokerman:
Turkey.

No respecter of person...



Scammers.

Scumbags keep bombing . . . but ConWarden be giving them woto-woto.




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Romance / Re: Brightest Auchi Polytechnic Female Student Sneaks Into Class During Lectures(vid by Conwarden: 11:25am On Jun 26, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Auchi Poly student sneaks into class while her lecturer was teaching her other coursemates.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMHTuU8uzqE



Good girl wey value education. Perhaps she studied all night and woke up late. Make una free am abeg.

Her fellow student wey be runs gals dey galantly stroll and take selfies for hotel by this time.

While the scumbag yahoo boys still dey bomb clients inside their rooms.

Babes, ConWarden . . . the Chief warden of con-artists . . . is proud of you.



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