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Family / Re: When Is The Best Age To Become A Father? by Conwarden: 1:35pm On Jun 19, 2022
Whenever one is nentally mature and able to shoulder the resultant financial implications.

Scammers should be deprived of fatherhood.



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Romance / Re: How I Caught My Wife-to-be And Her Younger Brother In My Bedroom – Man Narrates by Conwarden: 1:27pm On Jun 19, 2022
Terrible.

Meanwhile . . . Yahoo will almost come to an end if only their herbalists ask these useless scumbags to sleep with their mothers and sisters.



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Crime / Re: 17-year-old Released From Prison Two Days Ago Arrested Again (video) by Conwarden: 1:27pm On Jun 19, 2022
Recidivism is real..



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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Boys Are Making Nigerians Poorer by Conwarden: 12:27pm On Jun 19, 2022
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Hit By Lebanese Man Driving Against Traffic In Lagos D!es by Conwarden: 1:39pm On Jun 12, 2022
. . . while driving recklessly against traffic . . .

To plank this idiot just dey hungry me.


RIP dear.



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Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Hit With Facial Paralysis From Ramsay Hunt Syndrome Pictures/Video by Conwarden: 6:23am On Jun 11, 2022
This is sad.
Praying he gets well soon.



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Celebrities / Re: Britney Spears Remarries - As Ex-hubby Gatecrashes. by Conwarden: 6:20am On Jun 11, 2022
Really shaking my head for what she could have achieved in music.


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Politics / Re: Gov Ugwuanyi Declares Curfew In Two Council Areas In Enugu by Conwarden: 6:10am On Jun 11, 2022
Enugu is bleeding cry



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Career / Re: Mr Sabinus Bags Ambassadorial Deal With A Transportation Company by Conwarden: 6:07am On Jun 11, 2022
Happy for him. Congrats!!!
Legit hardwork pays.


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Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Diagnosed With Rare Disorder Causing Facial Paralysis, He Cancelle by Conwarden: 6:06am On Jun 11, 2022
This is sax


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Travel / Re: Drunk Driver Kills Nigerian Man 6 Weeks After Arriving In The US (photos) by Conwarden: 3:37pm On Jun 05, 2022
Poor dude. Just when japa was about to start paying off. RIP.


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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Catholic Church In Owo Ondo State Over 70 Killers by Conwarden: 3:21pm On Jun 05, 2022
Naija is bleeding


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Romance / Re: Raped While Sleeping. by Conwarden: 3:20pm On Jun 05, 2022
donaldking10:


According to her, she said they are family friends & the guys mum invited her over.
Said she slept in the visitor's room, but found herself completely naked the next morning.


Nice one. Very creative reason



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Crime / Re: Yah00 Ritualist Apprehended, He Almost Beh£aded His Girlfriend For Money R!tuals by Conwarden: 3:14pm On Jun 05, 2022
Gistlover1:
Yah00 ritualist apprehended, he almost beh£aded his girlfriend for money r!tuals (Photos)

https://trendytalker.com/breaking-news-yah00-ritualist-apprehended-he-almost-behaded-his-girlfriend-for-money-rtuals-photos/


Check my signature. JAIL THEM ALL!!!

It's nearly impossible for a girl to not know, that her boyfriend is a yahoo boy. Hence, almost no sympathy for spare for girlfriends and runz gals attached to yahoo boys.



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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Tried To Annoy A Scammer Who Called You? If So, What Happened? by Conwarden: 9:18pm On May 29, 2022
That's my specialty.

I have a PhD in this grin


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Travel / Re: Ikorodu Pedestrian Bridge Collapses (Pictures) by Conwarden: 3:51pm On May 29, 2022
Truck drivers are generally a menace to road users.


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Crime / Re: Woman Abandons Baby, Absconds After Delivery In Delta (Photos) by Conwarden: 3:46pm On May 29, 2022
People condemning the mother after they themselves, have done or paid for abortions, should pls shut up!




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Car Talk / Re: Gear Fiber Problem by Conwarden: 3:30pm On May 29, 2022
Tejamiyu:
need candid opinion on how to go about fixing gear problem of my car that won’t get engaged either drive or reverse Mexhanic claims fibred burnt in it,that is the reason for the failure I’m thinking of getting a fibre what is your advise it’s a v6 2007 Camry

Don't waste time and scarce money trying to repair that gear. It won't last for long.
Just buy another complete gear.


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Crime / Re: Anambra Airport: Flight Operations Grounded As Airport Staff Fails To Put On Run by Conwarden: 4:30pm On May 01, 2022
Classic service failure!


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Politics / Re: Obaseki Approves N40,000 Minimum Wage For Edo Workers by Conwarden: 3:59pm On May 01, 2022
Hope it's not audio sha . . . hafa pensioners



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Crime / Re: Nigeria Police Vows To Arrest The Lady Who Claimed She Was Paid N1.1m For Dog by Conwarden: 3:56pm On May 01, 2022
Ademide44:
The Nigeria Police Force has vowed to arrest the lady seen having romp with a dog in a viral TikTok video.

According to the statement released by The Force Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, He said posting be@stial-natured videos online won’t be tolerated. He vowed that the police would apprehend the lady in the viral video.

Read more at: https://naijapalaba.com/nigerian-police-force-vows-to-arrest-the-lady-who-claimed-to-have-been-paid-n1-1m-for-the-dggy-affair-in-a-viral-video/


Supported.



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Politics / Re: Meet Ugosly, The Senatorial Aspirant Running To "End Prostitution" In Owerri by Conwarden: 3:52pm On May 01, 2022
Oracle26:
By Jonathan Amadi

Ugochukwu Hilary Nwachukwu is asking to be elected Senator for Imo East (Owerri) District so that he can eliminate the practice of prostitution in the area.

Nwachukwu who goes by 'Ugosly' told stakeholders during a series of meetings with party leaders in the senatorial district that he would sponsor bills and motions that will directly impact the lives of his constituents, with special emphasis on tackling prostitution, if elected.

Ugosly who failed to clinch the PDP Senatorial ticket in the 2019 election (he was screaned out due to false academic status) is vying under the APC ahead of 2023, insisting he is familiar with the problems of Owerri Zone, prostitution being central, according to him.

"I am a homeboy. I grew up in Owerri and I know the yearnings and aspirations of the people," he told party leaders in Ezinnihite, recently.

"I know all the joints, I know where the prostitutes hang out, I know them and they know me. I go to club and I mix up. I know all the bunks in Owerri. Once I become senator, I will quickly sponsor a bill that will make it impossible for prostitutes to operate in Owerri. I believe that with this, we can begin to reduce the level of restiveness among our youths.

"This is why I am asking you to make me your flag bearer for Senate. I will roll up my sleeves from day one and get to work."

However, an activist and community leader, Austin Chikezie, wondered when prostitution became such a problem as to form the agenda of a senatorial campaign.

"I really do not understand some of these politicians. What does he mean by sponsoring bills to eliminate prostitution? Of course, one does not endorse prostitution, but there are far more pressing issues bothering Ndi Owerri that this man could take on," he told this reporter in an interview.

"For instance, Owerri faces staggering youth unemployment. What is his plan to address it? This is the sort of rhetoric we expect to hear and not this idle talk of eradicating prostitution. What does that even mean?"

Ugosly, a Lagos-based businessman, hails from Mbaitoli LGA of Imo State.


Oloshos don do this guyman very strong thing grin



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Crime / Re: I Lost All My Lifetime Savings To A Scammer(which I Post The Details This Mornin by Conwarden: 3:47pm On May 01, 2022
Fraudsters are killers . . . jail them all!!!


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Religion / Re: Aba Based Cleric Declares Himself The Christ, Says Christianity Has Expired by Conwarden: 3:44pm On May 01, 2022
SaviMedia:
Ozuzu Raphael Ozuzu, the head of Convenant Of Peace Ministries Int'l, Aba have described himself as the Christ.

In an interview with AbaCityBlog, Ozuzu said Christ has re-manifested on Earth in the person of Ozuzu Raphael Ozuzu.

He said Christians are making a huge mistake by expecting Christ to crash-land from the sky in the person of Jesus.

According to the cleric, Christianity and Judaism has expired and Ozuzu is the new religion founded by God.

He also stated that he did not come to the world to do signs and wonders, rather he came to share the truth, noting that only the truth will set "you free from bondage of sins and death".

Blog link: https://abacityblog.com/video-aba-based-cleric-describes-himself-as-the-christ-says-christianity-judaism-has-expired/

Watch video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhNdAcLAm-M


His name Ozuzu/STUPID says it all.



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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 'Paracetamol', The Most Wanted Cultist In Ogun State (Photo) by Conwarden: 3:38pm On May 01, 2022
Jail them all!!!


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Pets / Re: This Dog Was Killed By This Angry Snake [photo] by Conwarden: 3:33pm On May 01, 2022
DenewLegends:
This Dog was killed by this angry Snake


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All dogs go to heaven!!!

. . . all scammers go to hell after life-sentence in jail.



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Crime / Re: A 14yrs Black Boy Who Was Sentenced To Death, 70yrs Later, Found To Be Innocent. by Conwarden: 5:26pm On Apr 10, 2022
Terribly tragic!!!

One of the reasons why I'm fully against death penalty.




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Travel / Re: Residents Loot Noodles From An Accident Scene In Omotosho, Ondo State (Video) by Conwarden: 3:21pm On Apr 10, 2022
Hunger na baskard!!



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Jokes Etc / Re: 50,000 Naira Giveaway To The First 25 Respondents To This Post by Conwarden: 2:25pm On Apr 10, 2022
Alusiizizi:
I feel generous this Sunday(a very rare occurence) and have decided to send 50,000 Naira to the first 25 respondents. Here's what you must supply:
Full name.
Bank Name.
Account number.

Good luck!


This joke is 10 days stale.


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Politics / Re: President Of Benin Did Not Allow Me Sleep With My Wife In Detention - Igboho by Conwarden: 10:20am On Apr 10, 2022
See priority grin


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