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 Celebrities › Re: I Don’t Want To Die – Teni Reveals Why She Embarked On Weight Loss Journey (vide by Conwarden: 5:56pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . Obesity . . . the only self-inflicted affliction, it leads to all sorts of health issues. Less than 1% of obesity in people is due to a very rare gene disorder. The rest are self-inflicted. Body shaming obese people is wrong . . . but let's watch what we eat sha. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!  Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO |
| Crime › Re: 8 dead bodies this 1st January Blackaxe vs Vikings Anambra PHOTOS by Conwarden: 5:44pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . As long as no innocent person was affected, no wahala. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Police Recover Arms, Ammunition, $255,000 From Fleeing Suspects In Kwara by Conwarden: 5:36pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . Police declared less than half of what they actually recovered. And those escapees will be finished off if eventually caught, inorder to ensure they don't spill the beans. We know as e dey go. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO 20 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Gov. El-rufai Pardons 11 Prisoners by Conwarden: 5:28pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . As long as scammers weren't included, no wahala. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO |
| Crime › Re: 2 People Killed This 1st January Blackaxe Vs Vikings Enugu - PHOTOS by Conwarden: 5:25pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . They should go ahead. As long as innocent people aren't affected. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO 1 Like |
| Business › Re: 20 Lucrative Business Ideas For 2023 by Conwarden: 6:44am On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . God's unending blessings to all legit hustlers out there. Keep on keeping on. Your breakthrough is coming! HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO |
| Politics › Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie And Peter Obi Meet After Her Title (Photos) by Conwarden: 6:35am On Jan 01, 2023 |
.Hmmm . . . The real Boss Lady. A true feminist. A woman of value. Bringing pride to Nigerian women by merchandising her brain muscle, rather than her vagina's. Oloshos and hook up gals should pls emulate her. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!. SLOW, PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH FOR PARENTS WHO SEND THEIR WARDS TO HK TO LEARN YAHOO 19 Likes 2 Shares |
| Pets › Re: Symbol Of Reunion With China, Panda Tuan Tuan Dies In Taipei by Conwarden: 5:33am On Nov 20, 2022 |
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| Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage by Conwarden: 1:38pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
.Hmmm . . . This eMpTy heN network can be so annoying. Anyways . . . 2g network fall on all scammers!!! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Soldier Stabs 34-year-old Man To Death In Abia (Graphic Photo) by Conwarden: 7:18am On Nov 07, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . African soldiers and their hooliganism. That zombie should face the full wrath of the law. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 14 Likes |
| Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests 2 Pakistani, Drug Kingpins Intercepts Cocaine, Skunk, Opoid Pills by Conwarden: 12:39pm On Nov 06, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . Good one. They shouldn't be the only ones to arrest shameless Nigerian drug peddlers. They also have drug peddlers who should not be treated differently. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Crime › Re: Video Of D Guy Dat Shot His Ex Girlfriend by Conwarden: 7:33am On Nov 06, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . Where dem dey see all this kain guns sef  RIP to her. Scammers suppose dey collect gunshot wotowoto. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Police Detains Sheep In Maiduguri …for Eating Up Fried Fish by Conwarden: 7:24am On Nov 06, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . On one hand, it's funny. On the other hand, I feel the fish seller's pain. 5yrs of enduring frequent theft, and complaining to the sheep owner without result. He should press for full compensation jare. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Lady Returns Home After Spending 10years In Malaysia Prostituting To Repay Boss by Conwarden: 8:31am On Sep 03, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . Welcome back as you changeover to legit work. Ashawo no be work. Ashawo/gigolo work fall on all scammers!!! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Health › Re: (graphic Photos): Brazilian Doctors Removed 100-pound Tumor From Woman by Conwarden: 8:29am On Sep 03, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . Thank God and the surgeons for her new lease of life. Gigantic and repetitive Tumour fall on all scammers!!! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Crime › Re: Fake Army Captain Who Poses As A Modeling Agent To Rob Female Models Apprehended by Conwarden: 3:10pm On Aug 28, 2022*. Modified: 4:42pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . Scammers and robbing victims of their valuables . . . just like 5 and 6. All scammers are robbers. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 23 Likes 1 Share |
| Science/Technology › Re: Artemis One: NASA Is Set For A Historic Mission To The Moon by Conwarden: 1:24pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . Counting down too First female and first black man on the moon loading . . . Meanwhile they still follow the 3 usual routes for component delivery by water, road and rail. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Investment › Re: Ecobank Plc And Firstbank Plc Accounts Available. by Conwarden: 1:11pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
amp01:Hmmm . . . For loader and receiver runz Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Kenyan Police Officer Kills Man He Found In Bed With His Wife by Conwarden: 1:08pm On Aug 28, 2022*. Modified: 1:28pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . How some of my gender get an erection in the company of a married woman amazes me. All I see in a married woman is a mannequin. IamMobisola:Baby gurl, holla ConWarden when you create that thread, for my comment Meanwhile . . . Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 25 Likes |
| Business › Re: Air Peace Flight Makes Emergency Landing by Conwarden: 11:03am On Aug 28, 2022*. Modified: 1:39pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
.Hmmm . . . These bird strikes are getting too frequent for comfort ooo. Thank God for passengers' safety. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 45 Suspects For Internet Fraud In Enugu by Conwarden: 8:07pm On Aug 16, 2022 |
Hmmm . . . GREAT!!! Finally, good news from the stables of oga BadNews. FRAUDSTERS ARE KILLERS . . . JAIL THEM ALL . . . FOR LIFE!!! Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 5 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Bus Catches Fire On Niger Bridge by Conwarden: 4:25pm On Aug 07, 2022 |
Nice to know all passengers are safe. I guess the safe exit of all passengers, is bad news for oga BadNews  Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 29 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Indonesia-bound Meth, Arrests Pastor With meth by Conwarden: 3:51pm On Aug 07, 2022 |
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| Romance › Re: Never Do This Inside A Keke!! by Conwarden: 12:01am On Aug 02, 2022 |
cumoverna:Ok. Well done bro. God bless our legit hustles. Thanks for the heads-up. Meanwhile . . . Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Family › Re: Bizzare Reasons People Never Smiled In Old Photos (Photos) by Conwarden: 6:07pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
Interesting and funny Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Romance › Re: Family Honors Woman's Dying Wish, Erects Giant Penis On Her Grave (Photos) by Conwarden: 5:59pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
Retired porn actress sighted. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 30 Likes 3 Shares |
| Science/Technology › Re: This Fish is Able To Kill Snakes & Other Animals While Walking On Land (Video) by Conwarden: 4:30pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! 151 Likes 12 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Never Do This Inside A Keke!! by Conwarden: 3:59pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
cumoverna:Alaye, coman complete your gist. Wgere you carry the girl go? Za oza room? Abi u sef dey drive keke? Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: We Don’t Want Your Tithe, Offerings – Pastor Ibiyeomie Tells Yahoo Boys by Conwarden: 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
Kuginzi:I generally distrust pastors and whatever comes off their mouth. This is the only sensible message I have heard from any in a long while. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Autos › Re: I Need A Economy Car With Sound Engine, Gear And AC System For N1.5 Maximum by Conwarden: 3:25pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
kihill:Prepare for registered/naija used . . . slightly older models. Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! |
| Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Murders Girlfriend In Bayelsa, Buries Her In His Room (Graphic Photos) by Conwarden: 6:00pm On Jul 29, 2022 |
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