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Terribly tragic!!!

One of the reasons why I'm fully against death penalty.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

Hunger na baskard!!





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

Alusiizizi:
I feel generous this Sunday(a very rare occurence) and have decided to send 50,000 Naira to the first 25 respondents. Here's what you must supply:
Full name.
Bank Name.
Account number.

Good luck!

This joke is 10 days stale.




Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

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Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

Louder!!!

It's just a ploy to marry-off single and searching members of their church inorder to boost the Pastor's/Imam's profile.

So-called men of God and scams are like 5 and 6. Take a tour round many police cells . . . at least 5% of the detainee population in each cell are Pastors/Imams.





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

Nice one.
Hope it won't be like Globacom's?





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

Na wa. Don't you feel happy satisfying your wife?

1. Bros, buy many bedsheets, and all these wide nylons sold per yard.
2. Spread 2 layers of bedsheets
on your bed, with a nylon layer in-between both.
3. After coitus with madam and when ready to sleep, simply remove the stained top layer bedsheet and nylon.
4. Sleep on the dry bedsheet underneath.
5. Repeat 2 and 3 whenever necessary.

Shikena! Must everything lead to divorce?


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Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Another format for fraudsters to scam innocent people of their hard-earned money, in these very hard times.

Imagine if the crowd that gathers now decides to rough-handle the innocent victim, or lynch him/her via jungle justice . . .

All versions of fraudsters/scammers, are truly killers.





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

GoodHardDick:
If na Nigeria by now, that small girl for Don chop hot slap

From her parents, or from the soldier . . . or from both sef





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Do people still do this


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Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Cyntie55:
https://www.nairaland.com/6906383/younger-brother-bone-throat-pls
Good evening Nairalanders.
Last year, I created the above thread, how my younger brother set 70k on fire, some people did not believe me. But Thank God that 3 nairalanders saw the video evidence when they PM me and I hope they come across this thread so they could testify. I also want to thank everyone for the great and helpful advice.

Although, ever since then, he has been maintaining his lane, he barely talks to me, he greets my dad like he's being forced to greet. And am not happy with his lifestyle, he's my only brother and I need advice pls.

My brother is into yahoo yahoo, he comes home late at night (12 or 1am), sometimes he won't return home till the next day, he keeps wayward friends, he drinks alcohol, he smokes and do drugs {I haven't caught him red-handed smoking, but I'm not a child, his eyes are always red and dim}

My brother is a 2'1 graduate in Economics dept. From uniben. He's refused to get a job... Okay let assume there is no job in Nigeria, my dad's friend offered him a job in Lagos he refuse to go, learn a skill or trade he refused... Okay further your education {probably masters or professional courses} he refused.

We're neither rich nor poor, just an average family. My dad make sure we don't lack basic amenities. There is a roof over our head, he sent us to school, there's always food at home, he advice us despite he's not educated but as a traditional man he's full of wisdom.

Am concerned about my brother because of the high rate of ritual killings and yahoo plus whatever.... Am scared and worried, I don't want my brother to be involved in such crime.

Right now as am typing, my brother is not at home, I don't even know my brother's whereabouts. If one ask me where is your brother? I can't vague of his whereabouts but he returns home very late, sometimes till the next day.

Sometimes our parents are not to be blame for the evil and atrocities done by their children in our society, Honestly some children are from the pit of hell.

My dad has done his best but no changes, he has washed his hands away from his life but deep down I know he's not happy. Nairalanders please, how do I advice my brother.

Hmmmm. Truly sad


I don't believe your brother will listen to you or anyone in that house.

What do you do for a living? Does he see you or any another member of the household or extended family, as a success story he can look up to?

I think he needs a forced and radical change of environment (relocation; especially because of negative peer influence) . . . and pairing to an older and legitimately successful male, for mentoring.

Truly wish I can help here.




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Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

In Tunisia, this would have caused a revolution.
Here in naija, life and hustling continues




Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Darteyyyy:
Here's A VERY IMPORTANT READ from a Health and wellness brand. YES, men can carry bacteria! And a V-Steamed Vagina is a very sensitive vagina that can easily detect a bacteria-infected man.

Here are some reasons why men can cause Vaginal odours and bacteria.

1. Too much sperm inside a woman can cause bacteria, so men, pull out sometimes.

2. When your balls are itching, that's YEAST! If you want your woman to ride that dick, then you need to have your hair shaved. Your hair carries and holds sweat from your balls.

3. Not wearing the proper boxer size (or tight boxer) can cause men's private areas to sweat and chafe. Bacteria will form and multiply because of the heat and tightness of the boxers.

4. Stop messing with multiple women! Mixing fluids throw off a woman's PH balance of her vagina.

“A healthy level of vaginal pH for a woman in her reproductive years is 4.0 to 4.5 acidic, and can be higher than 4.5 in women after menopause,”

5. Most men don't go for regular checkups with their doctors! A man can have Trichomoniasis (Parasite STI) and don't have any symptoms. A woman can't get Trich without a man.

6. Make sure he washes his hands before he touches your vagina

7. Some men don't bathe every day! Ain't been to the dentist in years, bacteria in their mouth and you still want him to give you head?

8. Dirty beards, razor bumps in beards, but you still want him to give you head?

Both men and women can be at fault.

Make sure your man is a clean man before you let him anywhere close to your vagina.

And always visit your doctor frequently or if you feel anything weird or funny going on down there.

Share with your friends and SAVE A VAGINA TODAY.

Source: https://www.9jalinks.com/comments/index/40643

Item 1 is just funny.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

So sad. May their souls RIP.
This is why some people avoid grouping the entire family in one vehicle or aircraft or boat while travelling.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Hmmm

Too bad if true.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Hmmm.







Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Munamoqel:
With the high level. Of prostitution ,runs hookup how to guys cope when getting married to avoid marrying a run girl .site like badoo and coded run has increase the tempo of transactional sex by ladies .this has increase the probability of marrying a woman that has sleep with hundred of men .Lagos men how do cope .

Marry a virgin . . .






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

ifex370:
Andy blaze is still on naira land... Wow

Pleasant surprise right? Blast from the past.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Andyblaze:
I am just tired of trying to teach her certain characteristics and way to act. Today is Sunday and everybody know weather you go to church or not once it's time to eat on Sunday it's rice and stew with plenty okporoko and meat and my girl cooked beans. How can I eat beans on a sunday and she have eat her own portion and soon she will be messing messing, why beans on Sunday

Welcome back

Hafa ur music career? I believe in you bro





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Anyone not satisfied with the food served, should take them home and cook their's






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Nice one.

How much is the prize money








Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Party hard . . . but work legitly hard 1st.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

The North is bleeding






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Reminds me of something I witnessed some years ago, somewhere inside Balogun, on Lagos Island.

Dude pushed a cart of 2 empty c-way bottles to the front of a shanty building, took in the empty bottles and emerged some minutes later with the same bottles now filled up.

I stopped drinking from any dispenser that day.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Just keep this animal off human society . . . for life!



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Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Litmus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vg6uDNknV0

Eagerly anticipating this.

Wonder what will happen to good'ol Hubble





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

Omicron007:
We all have our moments of happiness and sadness.

However, when you get angry or annoyed, what's that one thing you cannot turn down if it is offered to you on a platter?

I know you would ask for mine.
Well, no matter how sad or depressed I am, I don't think I can ever turn down "Bread and Sardines."

Share yours, I'll be in the comment section to read your comments.

A DDR GSD puppy




Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all

We are still in February ooo, what will we hear when we get to detty December?

JAIL THEM ALL!!!





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters! Leviticus 19:13 KJV fall on you all