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[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9618529#msg9618529 date=1322075897]Sweet asin Nice. Very nice chic; High-BS tolerance.

You're Nigerian (Igbo) right? [/quote]are you working? schooling?
how often do you travel out of helsinki?

debosky:
Such an idiotically cursory analysis that passes for punditry in these parts is shocking. Why are ALL Chelski's strikers misfiring - not just one or two or three?

you are a disgrace to the college that trained you. why chelski's strikers are misfiring is down to the manager? so the manager must teach strikers earning mega-thousand pounds per week how to get shots on target or how to be clinical?

nothing to do with the big egos in the club that cannot be managed?
villas-boas cannot drop the big egos - the structure itself is faulty - asking a 33-yr old rookie manager to be managing those prima-donna players.

If there is a SYSTEMIC problem then it is down to the manager - if one individual misses 4 sitters then we can blame the one person, but not when all the strikers are allegedly off.

so you now agree the failure is an off-pitch issue contrary to the idiotic analysis you were giving in the last few days.
like i have said, you are a disgrace to the college that trained you - i have identified you to be a media-LovePeddler for the last 2 yrs or so now and you would continue to be. on one side of your mouth, you blame his tactics on the pitch. . . . on the other side of your rotten mouth, you are blaming the dressing room.

Misfiring strikers my foot - Chelski has spent over £60m on strikers in the past calendar year yet the manager cannot get them to make more than 2 shots on target out of 19?

shut up your mouth - so it was villas-boas who bought torres or villas-boas has managed  chelsea for one calendar year.
how did you graduate in the quack college you attended. you really epitomize idiocy in sterling quality.

A poor workman always complains about his tools!

a poor workman complains about his tools if the environment is not conducive enough.
millions of nigerians do that everytime - it's not like they are not skilled, it's because the environment is so shitty!

If the score was also 4-1 in favour of Arsenal Chelski would have no complaints. . . or did your blind bat self miss the chances missed by RVP and Gervinho early on in the game?

rvp chance and gervinho chance. sturridge had like 5 chances on his own. he had another 4 chances to deliver the ball early and so on and forth.
if you claim the first half was a 50-50 game because of the scoreline then you are a consummate tool! a cretin of epic proportion and coming from a man who declared on the arsenal thread he didn't watch the game live - it's no surprise you are a media LovePeddler. once andy gray says it, debosky believes it.

If you can't get ANY of your strikers to perform, the issue is with YOU as a coach.

i wonder. . .
why didn't you blame wenger when all his strikers were misfiring? all we kept hearing was chamakh's mediocrity and vela's moronic football brain. your hypocrisy mocks the pharisees, you obdurate w@nker!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9618352#msg9618352 date=1322074184]Yes, Finland is part of the EU. I wouldn't know if you need a visa. Where are you travelling from? What passport(s) do you have?[/quote]i don't if it's part of the eu.

21 adjectives. Nicely done.

21 gun salute!
this is business.

Lmao. Add "Funny" to your 21 adjectives. 

hehe

Yup. He's a black finn. 

Lemme paint a clearer picture of myself;
Spontaneous, Fashion-forward, Left-brained, Sweet (whatever that means), different/weird, ----------

sweet? sweet as in - lickable?
errrrr, can you expatiate?

Goldieluks:
I like watching this quite interesting, please guys don't stop seriously.

(ignore my presence and the sarcasm)

BlueDiva:
Coogar needs some spanking.

CFC should go and buy more players before a 50million man can do his job?  
Let us buy a whole squad that will suit Torres 'style and name it Torres football club.

Commot for road jor.
This explanation is lame.

the jose mourinho you get orgasms for actually bought a new team to get drogba, lampard and other prima-donna players in the chelsea team very effective. if you put a £50m striker ahead of old, geriatric trollops, they are going to infect the striker with their lethargy.

to make drogba effective, mourinho sent the following players packing - scott parker, mikael forsell, mutu, babayaro, ambrosio, zenden, gronkjaer, melchiot, and jimmy-floyd hasselbaink. why shouldn't we give villas-boas such help to take chelsea to the height mourinho did?

BlueDiva:
Nateevs what really is your point?
Clear it once and for all.

his point is clear and concise. . . .pay attention to the details for once.
purge your mind off whatever you might have read or heard in the media and reflect on what lecturer nateevs is saying.

Most people are saying Torres is a waste but you say he is very useful in keeping the "'shape''.

torres isn't a waste - he's a very useful tool if supported properly.
he needs good passers, reliable midfielders who can play the eye of the needle pass quickly.
this is why villas-boas acquired mata and he was hoping he would get luka modric -

then came the lampard problem - how do we fit in lampard(the greatest english player in history), if you drop him, the media howl like castrated wolves, if you play him, he does the overall performance of the team no favours. he was battered by charlie adam on sunday and his inclusion took mata wide. mata operating wide takes 80% of his abilities.

Most people are saying AVB should try other strategies but you are saying his strategy is ok and that he could easily have used JM's strategy and won his games but he prefers to use his and lose games because he knows his strategy will pay off on the long run.

Correct me if i'm misunderstanding you.

chelsea should forget the mourinho era. it's a one-off. it can never happen again.
if mourinho comes back to manage this same team, he would be lucky to finish 5th. the state at which jose met the premier league in 2004 is no longer what it is now. chelsea were the biggest spenders in 2004 in the whole of europe. it was easier for jose to win league titles then. right now, i doubt he would reach the same dizzying heights with the current chelsea fc especially now that roman is a bit tight-fisted.

Ibime:
Dem still dey here dey yarn?

Yarning nonsense about players "who score and assist and do nothing otherwise" like Lamps does not top every passing or Opta index except dribbling. Abi peeps think someone who cant pass a ball would be copping 20 assists?

Make them dey yarn.

Like BlueDiva said, they don't like the "3 pointers". Maybe they prefer those who fanny around in the name of shape keeping.

take out the corner-kicks, deflected freekicks and penalty-kicks from lampard's stats and he's not better than charlie adam.
he played 90 mins on sunday, didn't he? and lampard got a total sum of 0 assist, 0 goal in one of chelsea's most important games at home.
what a super-player lampard is. i am sure he's better than xavi.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9618127#msg9618127 date=1322071885]I see. It takes a trip to Helsinki, Finland.  [/quote]is finland part of the eu? do i need a visa to go there?

lol. Ok, i'll go first (though I detest describing myself). I'm sarcastic. I think I'm funny (i'd like to think I'm funny). I'm just aight. No biggie.

sarcastic and funny? is that all you can say about yourself?

well, i will describe myself in a world or two as. . . .
dependable, compliant, deliberate, careful, amiable, systematic, persistent, precise, a good listener, accurate, kind, perfectionistic, logical, hesitant, reserved, mild, reflective, self-conscious, accommodating, non- demanding and probing.

Yh, my dad is a Finn. My mum is a Nigerian.
Why do you even think I'm "mysterious"?

well, i managed to see 2 or more pictures of yourself and nothing about you looks nigerian.

the pics were actually set like you took them in the 70s.
one minute, you are on afro and the next one you are erykah-baduing. the fashion is also a bit bold. stuffs you can only see on sloane square.
i can understand the part of your mum being nigerian but your dad, a finn? is he a black finn or caucasian finn? you don't look mixed.

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9615894#msg9615894 date=1322053576]Just read on twitter that SAF stormed out of a press conf saying they would definitely qualify for the next round. [/quote]it's fergie's fault united would finish 2nd in the easiest group of the champions league.
treating his european opponents like shyte. playing a carling cup team in the name of preserving his multi-million pound players and yet we cop more injuries than the teams who actually play their first xi in other competitions. how do barcelona manage to almost play the same team in every game?

we rotate the team more than any club in europe and yet i can count more than 15 players who have been to the medics since the season started.
i am sure it's because of that pathetic 4-4-2 we still play. it leaves the players with so much to do. they run more than their opponents without really performing better than them. i just hope we get barcelona, madrid or bayern in the round of 16. maybe next season, fergie would take champions league seriously.

debosky:
Shut your stinking gob you deranged animal! Don't focus your attention on the nitwit De man-lover in goal you hear?

you tape it shut, you unquantifiable sacks of shyte!
why should i focus my attention on de gea - a goalie who has more cleansheets under his belt than all your goalies put together.
which goalie hasn't made a mistake in his entire career?

debosky, why is it so difficult to vacuum-clean the fecal matter in your cranial cavity?
i can furnish you with a dyson. it's strong and reliable.
the amount of shyte oozing out of your aura makes a mockery of the central soak-away @ lubyanka prison

nateevs:
How this is difficult for anyone to see is totally beyond me.

like i have always told you, far majority of the posters here are charlatans forward-slash media whores.
i am not even sure many of them watch football games - they just listen to the commentary and they form their opinion on such.

there's nothing wrong with villas-boas. there's everything wrong with the mental psyche of the forward players though. i am not sure if that is down to the promotion of the newbies(sturridge, torres, mata) over the relics(malouda, drogba, anelka, kalou). i watched the game last night in my mates' pad and i think chelsea strikers shunned team play for individual glory. each of them wanted to score by all means - maybe they think scoring would guarantee them a start in the next league game.

as for villas-boas, his main problem is off-the-pitch. how to manage the egos in the dressing room. if he can sort that out, i see nothing wrong in the system and it's a bit myopic to be comparing his debut season with the past managers. had a new manager taken united to only 5 away wins in 19 away league games like fergie did last season, the useless media in this country would swear it would never happen under alex ferguson. had another manager finished 2nd in the group stage of the champions legue like fergie would finish this season, the media would be saying fergie wouldn't have allowed such.

claremont:
I have said this proverb before, and I believe it's time I say it again even BOLDER;

When a well-dressed man with a hat to match is walking down the road, and a mad man comes from behind him and snatches the hat of the well-dressed man. It will be fool-hardy for the well-dressed man to run after the mad man to retrieve his hat, otherwise everyone watching will think they are both mad.

Let Coogar and his delusions be, any casual observer of this thread should be able to decipher who the proverbial mad man is.

claremont, you are a tool! so you still came back to spew more megedefegede.
anyways, bimbo is still in the united kingdom, lives @ hampstead in a 4 bedroom detached house.
what have you got to say to that now?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9617904#msg9617904 date=1322069744]What it takes to meet me?  A thread. 

Mystery that surrounds me? Too vague a question.

I'm a Finns. I claim Nigeria sometimes. [/quote]i mean meeting in the flesh(no prophylactics)

i'm working out a combination of your qualities and i am trying to see if it matches mine.
how would you describe yourself? i know i should be the one to go first but then again. . . .ladies first!

you are from helsinki and then you are nigerian?
what is it about you that is so mysterious? abeg - start talking. i have your time this week.

nateevs:
Chelsea V Arsenal.

Chelsea 14 shots.
Arsenal 13 Shots.



Chelsea V Liverpool

Chelsea 19 shots.
Liverpool 9 shots.

so arsenal(the most profligate team in the universe) scored 5 goals from 13 shots and chelsea only managed 3 from 14 shots?
i am sure villas-boas should be blamed for that. how dare he not teach sturridge how to be more clinical in front of goal!!! he should have changed sturridge's nike boots to adidas.

liverpool scored 2 goals from 9 shots and chelsea could only manage 1 goal from 19 shots?
even if debosky and co have fecal matter in their braincells, this is enough to tell them chelsea have lost 2 big games because of the misfiring strikers. nothing to do with the system.

against united, chelsea had as many chances as united and they were only able to score a goal from those chances.
there's nothing wrong with the system if chelsea strikers are doing a bit better in front of goal. they had arsenal pinned down in the first half. if the score was 4-1 at half time, i doubt wenger would have had any complaints. same as the game against liverpool especially in the 2nd half.

much ado about nothing.

any husband scrutinizing 600-naira or 800-naira change is a loser in my own opinion. the wife doesn't have to make a financial report to the last kobo.
what kind of husband does that? i am sure he makes the financial report of his s[i]e[/i]men. the number of spermheads that went out and the number that stayed back. nonsense!

there are other issues more important than few wads of naira that cannot even load a recharge card to one's enjoyment. if my wife is faithful, tidy, intelligent, a good cook and a super athlete in bed then she has every right to pinch any amount she so wishes. if i had a housegirl, i would be paying more money to her than my wife is pinching. if she's lethargic in bed, i would be paying more to a mistress to satisfy my loins than what my wife can ever steal.

nateevs:
Your opinion of JM's sack is uninformed.
One time, you are relying on the media for your news on why JM was sacked.
In another, you disbelieve the media for reporting what Grant said.

Everyone knows Scolari was sacked because we began to slip out of the top four.
Why was Ancellotti sacked?

And if you've watched Chelsea very well, you will know AVB has played 4-2-3-1 many times .
The problem is not 4-3-3, the problems are a high defence line and extreme profligacy in front of goal.

and this is the fact that flies over the heads of bluediva, debosky, ibime, dayokanu and all the other anti-villas boas.
it's not like villas-boas system does not create chances, it's not like the system makes chelsea boring and lethargic. in the last 2 home games, chelsea could have actually taken 6 points if they had added just 10% to their epileptic conversion rate.

nateevs, can you print the goals/shots taken in the last 2 home games that chelsea lost?
i want to do some mathematical experiments powerful enough to make dayokanu and ibime look like tools.
these guys don't see the performance, they only wait for the results.

babe!. . . . .
i'm kind of curious to know what it takes to meet you. what is that mystery that surrounds you?
are you truly "a nigerians" or "finns" or you are just a spambot taking the piss?

errrrrrrrr, i need answers!

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=808541.msg9612502#msg9612502 date=1322005782]How people are using the bigotry in their mind to judge others beat me. How do you know who is attracted to who and who will marry who. No matter what Nigerian women believes or wants, when the biological clock is ticking so fast, they don't care whether the man is Yoruba, Igbo, Fulani, Chinese or Boko haram. All these Yoruba women are not attracted to Igbo and Igbo women not attracted to hausa men is gibberish. A woman is as faithful to her religion or ethnic group or race as her options.[/quote]excellent point!
at 38, a woman would marry just about anything that comes calling. her options are all gone - even the ugliest man in the community suddenly becomes handsome to her. all the things she swore she would never eat would be her most favourite. are we not talking about the same naija babes?

aloy/emeka - you make sense for the first fuckin time in about 400 full moons.
take my e-handshake!

debosky:
Dishonesty is a big deal for me, especially when people seem to think it's ok because the monetary amount involved is small. . . .thief na thief!

you are a stingy peasant!

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9612343#msg9612343 date=1322003273]How could you possibly know how the game would have ended if Berba's goal was disallowed? [/quote]he's psychic! he knows everything like nostradamus.
debosky also knows arsenal won't win nada this season and he knows he's due another s[i]e[/i]x change in january!

debosky:
How is telling it as I see it trolling?

when did berbatov score the goal in question? last minute of the stoppage time?

debosky:
Lucky Utd. . . .if not for Berba's offside goal y'all would have lost today.

stop trolling - you are too old for that!

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9612115#msg9612115 date=1321999859]Not really, it's the reason Rooney/ Berba drops deep and a quicker Hernendez type player stretches the defence. its never the 2 up to just stay up top. Just like how you include Aguero even though Rooney doesnt more work deep than he does.[/quote]but rooney is now lazier. he was meant to help carrick + giggs in the champions league final against barcelona. his reluctance to help got the central midfield in trouble and we were outnumbered! 4-4-2 is obsolete. triangle will beat a line. if you agree to that then this isn't up for any debate at all.
look around europe - which big team plays 4-4-2?

coded guy:
A 442 does not mean we must always go gong ho, the wing backs should also be cautious going forward. That way they can reduce the pressure when we are being countered.

even if we don't go gung ho, triangles will always beat the line.

-------barry------toure-----
young---carrick---fletcher---nani
----milner----aguero----silva---

are you going to tell me our midfield won't be picked apart with the starting position of the city players.
they have better passing angles, better positioning as they have the W shape while united players have a thin line!


[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9612062#msg9612062 date=1321999108]The problem is young and tony V arent the best at running past the front man which is what you need when Berba gets attracted to the ball. Valencia in particular seems scared of getting into the 18 yard box, he likes the touchline which is he's confort zone. We also lack a goalscoring central mid for that to work so it'll be easy for any half decent team. Even easier for Benfica.[/quote]valencia is shyte. most of the attack broke down on his side. valencia is lethargic.
he needs more time to sort himself mentally. he cannot beat his man with pace again.

we actually have a goal scoring central-mid. fletcher can score goals, carrick scored plenty when he was playing a bit forward!
js park can score and so on and forth!

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9611978#msg9611978 date=1321998037]Berba would be too isolated with that.[/quote]he wouldn't be. berba gets attracted to the ball, he's not like rooney or hernandez who tend to run towards the goal.
with that formation, there's more stability and the defence won't be overrun by the opponents.

4-4-2 is an obsolete formation. yes, it's the best attacking formation but it's the worst formation defensively.
if the opponents can find an intelligent pass from their own half when being attacked, it leaves 2-3 of their players against 2 centre-halves of man utd.
then we suddenly look outnumbered.

coded guy:
Nice goal fletcher

who would be your first 6 team players playing in front of the back 4?

----------de gea---------
--------back four---------
----------carrick------------
fletcher-------------js park
valencia--berba----young

coded guy:
One of our strenghts has always been wing play and i think we find it hard to sacifice that.

what other formation would you recommend considering the form/style of players we have?


since we have about 4 line huggers in the team, we definitely have to use the wings, atleast one of them and that definitely affects the positioning of the other players as to what exactly is the winger supposed to do.

watcha think?

make them play 4-3-3!

berbatov is really a special player. he's ripping these lots apart.

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9611379#msg9611379 date=1321991117]Ashley behind Berba. Sort of 4411[/quote]flat 4 midfielders again?
we never seem to learn from these redundant formations.

debosky:
people using singular experiences to generalise. . . SMH

it's quite baffling but that's the way with nigerians.

"white chics are cheap - i asked a white chic out and she was all over me within 3 seconds".
"yoruba women are whores - i slept with a yoruba chic on kuramo beach within 4 mins of meeting her".

BlueDiva:
Enough of the Mikel dissing.
BTW, never said it was Mikel's fault we lost.

Since United needs a holding midfielder, coogar u guys should come and take him for 5m pounds.

we have his clone in michael carrick.

besides, mikel was ours until chelsea owner bribed his father with £1m in 2007.
mikel changed his mind instantly and a creative midfielder was converted into a destroyer.
thanx but no thanks - keep your mikel. in 6 yrs time, he would win the champions league for chelsea.

mekaboy:
[b]  UNA DON TRY, BUT YOU GUYS ARE MISSING IT.

1. 2 WRONGS CANT MAKE A RIGHT, YOU NEED BOTH NEGATIVE CURRENT AND POSITIVE CURRENT TO CREATE ELECTRIC POWER. A BROKE GUY CANNOT IMPRESS A BROKE GIRL NO MATTER HOW FUNNY HE IS.

WHY? BECAUSE A HUNGRY MAN IS AN ANGRY MAN, A BROKE GIRL IS NOT RELAXED OR IN THE MOOD TO ENTERTAIN YOUR JOKES. SO MAYBE A BROKE GUY WHO CAN HANDLE A GOOD CONVERSATION MIGHT GET LUCKY WITH A COMFORTABLE GIRL, WHO IS INDEPENDENT AND RELAXED READY TO LISTEN TO JOKES. AND IN NIGERIA 90% OF GIRLS ARE BROKE SO YOUR SWEET MOUTH NO GO GET YOU NOTHING. NA JOKE SHE GO CHOP?

2. MOST TIMES GIRLS SAY THEY WANT A GUY WHO IS REAL ITS NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. OK SO THEY MEET A GUY ON FIRST DATE, GUY INVITES HER TO HIS HOUSE.  SHE COMES TO THE ONE ROOM IN THE GHETO, BLACK AND WHITE TV. SHE SITS DOWN, NEPA TAKE LIGHT,  SO HE HANDS HER A NEWS PAPER TO FAN HERSELF. SO WHILE HE DEY "SWEET TALK HER" HE IS CUTTING CASAVA, CRACKING ROMANTIC JOKES.  HOT WATER IS BOILING, HE STANDS UP RUNS AFTER A CHICKEN IN THE AREA, DIVES AT IT, GRABS IT , TRYING TO IMPRESS THE GIRL. TWISTS THE HEAD OF THE CHICKEN AND PULLS IT OUT, SHOWING HIS MUSCLE, THE BLOOD FLOWS, HE DROPS IT IN HOT WATER. REMOVING THE FEATHERS.

NOW THE GIRL ASKS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE SAYS I AM TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING WE COULD EAT. THE GIRL SAYS OH NO I AM NOT HUNGRY, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. THEY GIRL IS EVEN IN A HURY TO LIVE THERE.

BUT IN ANOTHER SCENARIO , THIS SAME GUY MEETS THE GIRL, TAKES HER TO MR. BIGGS, THEY BUY TAKE AWAY, WITH A CAR HE BORROWED. TAKES HER TO HIS FRIENDS HOUSE WHERE HE CLAIMS IS HIS, WITH AIRCONDITION, DSTV . OPENS A BOTTLE OF WINE FROM THE FRIDGE.

THIS SAME GIRL THAT WAS NOT HUNGRY IN THE GHETO IS NOW RELAXED AND READY TO EAT.

WHO SAY MONEY NO GOOD?? NOW SWEET TALK ALONE WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN HIM FAR.


3. ANOTHER SCENARIO, DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION WHERE THE GUY MEETS A GIRL.  A GIRL HAS JUST RECIEVED QUIT NOTICE FROM THE LANDLORD , HER FAMILY WILL SOON BE EJECTED BECAUSE THEY OWE RENT. A BROKE GUY COMES AROUND HER WITH HIS SWEET JOKES. DO YOU THINK HE STANDS A CHANCE?  WHAT IF A SHY AND HUMBLE GUY, SEES HER, PACKS HIS CAR, WALKS UP TO HER. THEY TALK A WHILE.  THE GUY SAYS, YOU DONT SEEM TOO HAPPY WHATS WRONG, SHE SAYS DONT WORRY ITS A PERSONAL ISSUE. HE SAYS WELL FIRST OF ALL, GET INTO THE CAR LETS GO TO SOMEWHERE COOL , U MUST TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.

THEY DRIVE TO A NICE RESTURANT, HE OTHERS DRINKS AND FOOD FOR HER, SHE EATS, AND WHEN SHE IS DONE HE NOW SAYS, TELL ME ABOUT THAT PERSONAL PROBLEM.

SHE SAID LANDLORD IS SACKING US.  THEN THE GUY SAYS HMMMM, OK LETS GO TO YOUR HOUSE I WANT TO SEE THT LANLORD THAT IS MESSING WITH THIS PRETTY ANGEL. THEY GO HE MEETS THE LANDLORD AND PAYS RENT.

NOW HE DOES NOT TALK MUCH, HE IS SHY, HAS NO JOKES, BUT WHENEVER THIS GIRL SEES HIM SHE IS SMILING AND HAPPY EVEN WHEN HE HAS NOT SAID AWARD. NOW HIS MONEY TELLS ALL THE JOKES FOR HIM.

I EXPERIENCED A SITUATION WHEN A SHY RICH GUY WAS CARRYING A BROKE, SWEET MOUTH GUY IN A CAR , THEY WENT AND PICKED 2 GIRLS, THEY BROKE GUY WAS TALKING FOR HOUSE, WHILE THEY WHERE PASSING A RESTURANT, THE SHY RICH GUY SAID, PLEASE I HOPE YOU GUYS DONT MIND, I AM HUNGRY, PLEASE LETS GET SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE I FAINT.

I MEAN THIS IS THE ONLY THING HE EVER SAID THROUGH OUT THE HOURS OF CONVERSATION, THEY WENT IN, ATE, HE PAID FOR ALL, THE GIRLS SAID THANKS TO HIM.

NOW IN THE CAR. ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID, " I LIKE YOUR VOICE"  " I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK" THE OTHER GIRL SAID ME TOO.

NOW THE QUESTION IS, WHAT DID HE SAY ?  WHATS IN HIS VOICE? THE BROKE GUY HAS BEEN CRACKING JOKES AND THEY KEPT LAUGHING TILL THEY BOTH BECAME HUNGRY. SO HOW COME THEY LIKE THE QUIET GUY MORE?

BUTTOM LINE, HUNGER DEY NIGERIA NOW, NO GIRL HAS TIME FOR JOKES OR SWEET TALK. YOU KNOW IF YOU LAUGH ALOT YOU COULD BECOME HUNGRY, YOU WANT A GIRL THAT EATS ONCE A DAY TO LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES?  WHEN SHE GETS HUNGRY WILL U BUY HER FOOD ?

SO IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF GIRL IN QUESTION. [/b]

mekaboy, a thousand thanks for making my day!!!

Gluckdude:
A friend of mine just got married about 2 years ago, they also have a son that is almost 12 months now, the annoying thing which is quite provoking in the relationship is the fact that  his wife always inflate prices of item she needs to get in the family. The one he just found out was the fact that she has been collecting #3000 for baby pampers that is sold for #2400 for the past i year, he said the most frustrating part is after giving her the 3k she will still request for bike money saying she has to bike to where she would get it.
Another scenario is the fact that baby food that is sold for #1000 she is also been collecting #1500 for the past 8 months.
the point here is the fact that my friend is confuse and really bitter about his wife mannerism. he said he feels like throwing his wife out of his home. as he can hardly trust her henceforth. as he can't really tell how many more things he has been inflating on the family budget.
I'm just here to get some candid opinion of what best he should do, as he really needs some mature counsel from like minded adults.

if the difference is less than #1000, your friend should not be complaining about that.
it's money, not blood. whatever the wife has eaten would be used to beautify herself and the overall benefit still goes to your friend.
i know your friend might feel cheated but this is a non-issue. anything less than #1000 should be negligible to any family man.

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9611086#msg9611086 date=1321988107]De Gea, Fabio, Jones, Ferdinand,Evra, Valencia, Fletcher, Carrick, Nani, Young, Berbatov

confirmed[/quote]anderson is injured. . . .fergie confirmed that on friday.
but then again, what kind of formation is this?

4-2-3-1 or 4-2-1-3?

BlueDiva:
^^^^
My grouse with Mikel

Mikel lacks creativity.
Mikel isn't dynamic.

he doesn't have to be creative or dynamic.
mikel obi is a destroyer. that is his role. destroy the game-plan of the opponents. he's a reactive player. most defensive midfielders are like that.
how creative was makelele?

Mikel is slow, he can't track an attacker, he only escorts tham to score.  
He can't tackle.

he intercepts, he doesn't have to tackle!
football has evolved.

Yes, goal scoring is an added advantage for any player.
2 irrelevant goals? Please. At least let him learn to shoot on target.  

and the greatest defensive midfielder in chelsea scored a total of 2 goals in 5 seasons.
i never heard of fans complaining makelele is shyte because he doesn't score goals.

I don't hate Mikel, i just feel like picking on him today.
Afterall, i picked on our greatest midfielder some weeks back.

Mikel won't be missed if he leaves.

real madrid president thought so too when makelele threatened to leave.

We will not miss Makélelé. His technique is average, he lacks the speed and skill to take the ball past opponents, and ninety percent of his distribution either goes backwards or sideways. He wasn't a header of the ball and he rarely passed the ball more than three metres. Younger players will arrive who will cause Makélelé to be forgotten

bluediva, are you florentino perez in disguise?

chic2pimp:
Hehehe and Messi is still 18. By the time Mikel get's to the "supposed" 24, he'll be all done and washed up.

if this is sarcasm, then your attempt is the weakest i have seen in a long while.

BlueDiva:
Let's pretend i agree with you.
Na excuse make he nor sabi score?   Even CB's do score

how many goals has busquets scored in his career? lucas? even makelele - the best defensive midfielder this century.
makelele scored 2 goals at chelsea, 1 goal throughout his stay in real madrid. mikel has scored 2 goals for chelsea.
what's the difference? what has goal-scoring gotta do with it? their primary role is to protect their defence acting like a defender when the wing backs maraud forward.

Coogar, read and digest.
I said i think Romeu will be better on the long run. Didn't say Romeu should have played.

better on the long run? maybe, maybe not!
romeu is a rookie.