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[quote author=190_@ link=topic=805180.msg9573621#msg9573621 date=1321489479]Which would from tomorrow be passed to your generations till eternity  [/quote]surnames are not contagious like herpes that can be passed here and there.
the ish belongs to your lineage. deal with it! when you are done, pass it to your first male down to the 19th generation after you.
don't worry - you are leaving a good legacy.

Idowuogbo:
190 y did your ram escape from  abbatoir, tie your goat down oo . HmmmmM she will log out for months if she proceedsNow u have played a role in derailing dis your foolllllish thread,menopause u say u wud know won't u discussiing  your life experience aint healthy. The last I checked u were cloned no wonder u came out with an ingrowing dickkk in your mouth

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[quote author=190_@ link=topic=805180.msg9573545#msg9573545 date=1321487721]
my ape friend ure an olodo

do u know wat an olodo is
[/quote]of course, i know what an olodo is.
it's your surname!

hannie:
Song is better than Biscuits . . .

yes! u know it . . .

if alex song is better than sergio, song wont be playing at the emirates!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=805180.msg9573492#msg9573492 date=1321486532]I remember writing my first love letter in SS2 and rubbing vaseline on it

to make it scent - the paper got darkened as if kerosense poured on it

and i sent it thru my younger brother to a girl of mine then called Iyore

she read it and showed her friends,


I was home sick then and she didnt see me for a week when i returned to school

she kept looking @ me waiting for me to come hit the nail on the head

FEAR GREE ALLOW ME

Come see as my BOXERS wet FROM PISS wen i piss for body

today she is happily married with a kid and i just look back and tenk God for her and myself cos i never went and delayed her destiny

I hope my current Gurl (MZD)  dont delay mine too cos im on the fast lane and making it too fast  [/quote]it must be you had a bladder problem then.
boxers wet from urine at 15/16?

[quote author=aloy@emeka link=topic=805180.msg9573470#msg9573470 date=1321486198]The woman who ever thought of writing you a love letter must be kolo mental.[/quote]you are terminally crazy!

ambelva:
i need serious advice here, he is about 5years older than  me and he has dated my sister's friend before. i dunno if i should  go out with him or not. plus i cant discuss this with my sister because he once dated her friend. to give a clear picture, he is 23 and am 19. i didn't know he dated my sister's friend before i started liking him. i  only found out through our conversation.

of course, you can.
he did not date your sister. he dated your sister's friend.

[quote author=Ms.Jackson link=topic=805138.msg9572516#msg9572516 date=1321475700]For must ladies, the perfect sleeping gear is her Brazilian hair on her head,her Blackberry phone charging beside her and a Bloke who's gonna pay keeping paying.[/quote]
and this is worth making a thread about?

kelz88:
Only ever wrote one love letter but was too chicken to give it to my junior secondary school crush.

was that the love letter you were supposed to give me?

debosky:
You don't say!

it is. . . . .negrito is an endearment - just like what's up ma nigga?

negrito = little black man.

but where suarez got it wrong is - he's spent 5 years in europe so he must know any variant of the word negro is forbidden. besides, he used it more than 20 times trying to rile evra up. besides, suarez and evra are not bosom friends.

i hope he gets banned for 24 months!
that lethargic cannibalistic devil!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]190 is back already. . . Pushing omolanke on the streets of Ajegunle. . .

What do you get when an Albino monkey humps a Baboon? They give birth to a rare kind of Animal that goes by the name, seabushmeat!
And he wears "Moses Shoe's" [/size][/color]

please let me know when he decides to flog those shoes on ebay.
i am pretty sure the london museum would pay ££££££ for it.

moses' shoes in 2011. i am a billionaire in £

seedord247:
Broo why did you  paste your brother pics as your profile pics?

Ain't you proud to be a carnivorous animal?

the pic on the profile - your biological father
of course, i am a carnivore. i eat preys like you for lunch!

seedord247:
You and Coogar share so many similarities.

Only be say i never see Albino Monkey.

then you must have selective amnesia!
cos the man who sired you is an albino monkey.

seedord247:
Brroo all your years in the Uk have been wasted. . . come back home and start Pushing Omolanke.

uk? i am based in enugu!
you must be talking to 190.

Idowuogbo:
Isn't wot, oga our workers aren't allowed to geT pregnant until after 6yrs of hard labour

you should have injected her with an implant then!
cocoa must get belle before christmas! we are on a no-condom policy!

seedord247:
Coogar

Are you Obasanjo  Retaarded son? thanks for being one of those misleading $tupid mother fucker$

you are a recto-cranially inverted nuisance!

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9572008#msg9572008 date=1321470625]Suarez charged with racially abusing Evra.

Apparently Suarez claimed he called Evra a negrito which is meant to be a term of endearment in Uruguay . .[/quote]he fuckin called evra a negrito?

that ugly w@nker called saviour evra a negrito?
i hope he gets suspended for 12 months - racism should be stamped out and i hope the fa make suarez an example!

seedord247:
am trying Use algorithm to calculate how many brain you got.

see wetin i get This is not a normal human being brain.

Broo you are a Confirm Ape.

You belong to the zooo

confirmed is the right word.

i think goldieluks and freecocoa should organise an adult class thread for seedord in the education section of nairaland.
he desperately needs one.

no wonder he says nonsense about nigerian girls.
they have rejected him a thousand times, he cannot score any chic thus he's now become a sexually-frustrated gibbon!

freecocoa:
I think you meant to say B.S.c Holder,did you graduate from primary school at all?your case is worrisome o.

he graduated from the university of idiocy with honours.
seedord made a first class!

seedord247:
[color=Black]i don't diss with a B.S.c pass out.

so comot. . .
[/color]

b.sc pass out?

babe, pls decipher this english cos i am in stitches.
my ribs got broken.

seedord247:
broo . . am trying to run your Brain on C++ and Visual Studio.

they said am running a canivorous animal brain.

Am i Right?

have you tried to run your brain on the same program?
cos i am sure there are 2 testicles floating in your brain.


[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571970#msg9571970 date=1321470282]If you love yourself on this thread, better find cover!   Another stray- bullet is about to "land" on one unlucky person. Hope everyone is protected. [/quote]hiding behind 190's proverbial tree!
if anyone gets hit by seedord's grammatical bullets - you have yourself to blame.

freecocoa:
Seedullard please stick to pidgin,we can even switch to yoruba for your sake. A OBNOXIOUS Imbe-cile, My God!

seedord is a dolt!

seedord247:
Brooo . . please Sue your parent for not aborting you when they know you'll become [i]a obnoxious im-becile[/i]

chei. . . . .another bullet.

i'm nearly weeping for your existence now. . . . .i mean, look who's talking.
maybe the time you hit 70, you would have realised you are a waste of flesh.
you cannot speak english, you cannot write it. . . . . .you keep ranting like a photosensitive epileptic patient!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571946#msg9571946 date=1321470036]LMAO. You're clueless. Yes, I'm in my early 30's, and no I'm not single.

BTW, we're talking about "pants" asin "Trousers", not "pants" asin "Panties". Olodo. 

[/quote]how do you expect seedord to know the difference between pants and panties?
it's like asking mr cork to solve differential calculus!

Idowuogbo:
Cocoalario u dey bleep gann, 2days now no goodnite

I will slap u ooo

i must fulfil my promises. . . . .i intend to get her knocked up by christmas.
it's part of the arrangement, isn't it?

freecocoa:
OLODO rabata, because you hear people using the word promo,do you know what it means?I have a husband incase you don't know,you that is 45 years and yet to achieve anything in texas since you went there,you can't even come out for fear of your fake passport being detected,speak english again for here if them born you well,

seedord is in texas? really??
so you mean seedord has seen the interior of an airplane?

this is the kodak moment when 190 falls from his tree.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]

SeeBushmeat! Did you steal the pants? How about the shoe? And is that an extension on your head? is that what we call "ogor" in Yoruba land? [/size][/color]

seedord's head has a striking resemblance with an okada seat!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571876#msg9571876 date=1321469481]Murder!   Borrow wetin? Seedord fit borrow? How is he gonna tell his teacher? "I wants to borrowed your trousas abi skirt."?

He stole them. He stole those pants. [/quote]i have just been told by a reliable source that seedord's life story inspired funke akindele to make jenifa!.

sexkillz:


[color=#000055][size=14pt]This is Bombastic! Where is that monkey donning his moses shoe?[/size][/color]

it's getting crazy here.
seems seedord is now using about a dozen guns at the same time. all i keep hearing is bang! bang!! bang!!!

goldieluks, biko - throw that kevlar vest back to me.
seedord will kill me with his halo-tips if i don't strap up.


[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571843#msg9571843 date=1321469189]huh? Coloogar.  Which city u visit?  Mars? you never been out of Lagos!! cheeeewpid  girl!! [/quote]just let me pin-point your location and see if i won't get your louse-infested arse deported back to the village you came from.
do you even have a national insurance number, mr. cork? you this illegal alien!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571758#msg9571758 date=1321468589]Ok people. Time for dinner and am off to my favourite Italian resturant: Special fried rice  (yummy yummy)  [/quote]time for you to go and do your shitpacking business.
never mind, i know the hustle. keep the hustle on!

unrepentant bastardo!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571753#msg9571753 date=1321468562]Rofl.

Your bullets VS. My looks. Let's go there.  

I don't even know where to start from sef. You're too easy to insult. Too easy a target. lol

Say one more st[i]up[/i]id thing, and see if I won't use your oversized pants to tie you up and throw you into the red sea (like I promised). [/quote]the oversized pants made me laugh. seedord must have borrowed the pants from his english language lesson teacher.
don't be deceived, the same rope used by mallams to tie their rams was used to hold the pants to his anorexic waist!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571782#msg9571782 date=1321468714]coologar. Sweeeery are u angry coz u never been to London?   Do you want me to send you a arsenal Trouser, shirt & tie?[/quote]i have been visiting that great city before your parents concocted the plan to smuggle you to london via garri sacks!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571712#msg9571712 date=1321468342]Cooologa.  sweery why are u so aggresive?  Are you a part time native doctor?  [/quote]one day soon - you would realise you are a disgrace to the community that sponsored your education.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571675#msg9571675 date=1321468002]Rat hunter!

I'm in my early 30's. You no fit construct simple sentences. See Run-on. No full stop, no comma. lol.

Since you want to do "strong head" and stick with english, I'd advise you to keep your sentences Short and concise, to reduce the chances of firing bullets. Olodo.  [/quote]you seem to have overestimated seedog's intelligence - he doesn't know the difference between full stop and comma.
he's a waste of flesh!

seedord247:
aahhahahahah . . . coogar . . Please check this link  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar

so you need a wikipedia to tell you the meaning?
cheiiii - your single-digit intelligence quotient is being displayed here without shame!

is it by force to post?  

Goldieluks:
Look at his profile pic,looking all innocent,
little did they know that he will grow up to be a murderer and hater of 'English Language'

he's been murdering english language since age 5 and by His grace, seedord would continue to murder the language till age 70 when he gets eaten by a man-eating rat.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571598#msg9571598 date=1321467123]Lol. Seedord don enter am today.

Seedord, keep it pigdin or Yoruba, biko. You and I know that's your comfort zone.

Amen.[/quote]i am quite sure seedog would still fail in broken english and yoruba! when a man is daft, he is a dunderhead!
seedog was malnourished as a child. he took stale bosom-milk till the age of 17.

seedord247:
You are still in your early 20's you look like Awolowo wife  

you are suffering from malnutrition they said you are sexy.

this pathetic w@nker has the chutzpah to talk about someone's looks? are you naturally dense?
you hung a picture of yourself looking like a recuperating patient of acute lunacy and you have the gall to open that cess-pit you call a mouth?
dang it . . . . . . one of the demerits of the internet. it has allowed an obnoxious swine to wander into the gathering of human beings!

without the internet, you would be a vagrant i would toss a pound coin to(no offence)!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571637#msg9571637 date=1321467690]coogar.  do you have tribal marks?  dont lie!! [/quote]mr - cork or fuckever moronic name your guardian calls you - steer clear!
this is your last warning. if i descend on you - your family members will struggle to recognise you!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]SeaMonkey. . .
At least i wasn't putting on your kind of "Moses Shoes"( God bless BABE! just this once). . .[/size][/color]

i am sure noah wore it before moses!


[quote author=BABE! link=topic=804414.msg9571492#msg9571492 date=1321466218]Seedord! Badddtt Guyzzz.   I see you're killing 'em. I trust una. Firing squad type of sh1t. [/quote]seedog is a sniper. the best marksman in nigeria!
goodluck jonathan is clueless. seedord should be hired to kill the terrorist group with his grammatical bullets.

Goldieluks:
You don't have to,its obvious. Ode!

don't pay attention to the verminous troll!
he is the global president of the association of mental handicaps!

seedord247:

Broo . . You know babe's, natasha and Goldiefool are not here today to support you as they use to.

I wiill advice you to keep shut. Because hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

does coogar need any support?
i have a long lost of victims. . . . .if you think you are up to it, bring it!

by the time i am done, i would sever your hands and your legs
mail your brother your heart and send your mother your head

seedord247:

Broo . . You know babe's, natasha and Goldiefool are not here today to support you as they use to.

I wiill advice you to keep shut. Because hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

more bullets buzzing past ma head like culex mosquitoes.

advice is the noun.
advise is the verb!

when your mates were studying english language, you were busy running after giant rats and guinea-pigs in the bush.
is it too late to sponsor you to attend adult education classes?

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]It's have you found. . .

**Passes bullet proof vests to coogar**[/size][/color]

thanks for taking care of me. . . .
i nearly caught his bullet full-steam on the left side of my chest.

seedog doesn't take any prisoners, does he?
nigga is a mass murderer.