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seedord247:
Coogar Ape's have you find your home yet?

yes. . . . .it's the same house your placenta carrier lost her hymen to a gorilla 25 yrs ago!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571376#msg9571376 date=1321465136]Sweeeery You sound like another  homebased Nigerian.  Are you angry or are you just  hungry?   [/quote]yes, i am based in enugu!
how does that affect your intelligence quotient?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571328#msg9571328 date=1321464680]Cologa, sweeeery its a great thing your not a lady. you will never find a man with that kinda language especially on Nairaland!! [/quote]don't worry about that!
the kinda women i get here on the regular are intellectually out of your league.

keep playing with the bimbos who are in your league.
happy new year in advance, mr cork.

if you don't mind. . . . .run along now!

@ okija-juju!

pay attention to details!

the man works. he goes to refuse dumps, collects iron scraps and sell them. similar to what that vocal slender dude was doing when bbc did a documentary of him. unfortunately, it's not enough to feed his family. yes - this man might have made mistakes years back but that is purely academic now. you should be looking at how he can be helped not passing judgement on his joblessness!

for christ's sake, this is why africans keep suffering. we want to know what made someone broke before we help him. white folks on the other hand don't care. if oxfam and the other relief aid organizations ask the same questions you are asking here, africans would have starved to death. i don't care about what this man must have done in the past to bring the present hardship on himself. all i am focused about is to get him out of it.

a thousand apologies if you were irked by my previous comment - i was just peeved a well-paid, well-educated and well-travelled man like okija juju would be displaying the same character known to villagers in the heart of the masai province. for bleeps' sake, you should know better!
sheeeesh!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571179#msg9571179 date=1321463370]coolagar <<<< she wants me: truss me!!  (but it aint gooona happen)    [/quote]go f[i]u[/i]ck yourself then!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9571156#msg9571156 date=1321463188]
Whatever. If that's what you believe then go right ahead [/quote]it's what i know.

let me paint you a scenario here.
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my name is simon and i'm 28 yrs of age. i’m single and i make more than £200,000 a year in the luxury goods business i run. i dine at the best restaurants and i don’t like eating alone. often, i take hookers out for dinner to keep me company. we have s[i]e[/i]x afterwards.

the escorts are always pretty and petite and i like them to have long hair. i was 21 when i first paid for sex. she looked like salma hayek and cost me £250 for the evening. because it felt like a business transaction, and i am a businessman, i wasn’t nervous at all.

pr[i]o[/i]stitutes take a back seat when i am in a relationship. i can honestly say that i have ever been in a relationship with one pretty looking woman. the others have been average. the sad truth of the matter is that my standards are too high and the women i’m attracted to aren’t attracted to me.

so i treat women who are physically out of my league to the finer things in life. i've spent in the region of £100,000 on pr[i]o[/i]stitutes these past four years, which is silly, i know, but i don’t smoke and i’m not a gambler.
i’m not prince charming, but i’m no fool either.  the escorts i go with would never go for me if i wasn’t paying for it.
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inked-red, i ask. . . . . .is simon a pr[i]o[/i]stitute?

emofine:
*briefly intersects discussion*

I'm so glad you employed the term "use" - that is something you really should factor in your debate.

whatever one pays for, one has used. . . .isn't it?

for example, i used a handy man to paint my walls.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9571073#msg9571073 date=1321462590]Cokoga. Ok sweeeery if your not ugly, Is the gorrrila in your picture profile is a prettier version of you? Or is that the real you? pls confirm! [/quote]seeing that you are suffering from dyslexia and the pink eye simultaneously by the way you spell "coogar" and "offence", i don't think i can help you with who the gorilla in the profile is. however, what is certain is the gorilla matched your dna 95%. the silverback isn't you definitely, maybe your identical twin or a long lost brother of yours.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9571060#msg9571060 date=1321462497]
We can debate on that one after the prostitutë argument. I'll get a pot of hot water going so we can make sip tea while we discuss it.

I've heard various reasons [/quote]well. . . . . . .all i know is men who use them whores are not like them!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9570940#msg9570940 date=1321461677]
Advertisement my äss!! Regardless of whethere or not he/she seeks out someone who is their spouse, househelp, or prostitutë is irrelevant. If there is no demand, there is no product/service. There must be a demand for there to be a market![/quote]well, we have been here before.
egg before chicken or chicken before egg?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9570985#msg9570985 date=1321461972]
That last line is true. I know of people who's first and/or only sëxual encounter was with a prostitutë. [/quote]the last line is very true.
some men who use pr[i]o[/i]stitutes are not promiscuous. it depends on what made them use whores in the first place.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9570942#msg9570942 date=1321461683]
Caga.  sweery you been spyin on me?  if your lookin for husband, the best i can wish u is to keep dreamin!   [/quote]firstly, i am not your sweetie. you can pick from the army of lunatics that blow your arse constantly for your obscene comments and misguided opinion.
i wouldn't have paid any attention to this thread but then i saw my handle in the poll! those who seek attention are the people who create spineless topics. "why are home-based nigerians ugly", "why is peckham similar to gaden of eden" and so on and so forth. it's a disgrace that you guys who actually reside abroad are the lunatics behind these senseless posts. one would have thought civilization would have been injected into your bloodstreams but that prayer missed it's target.

well done!


[quote author=190_@ link=topic=804414.msg9570951#msg9570951 date=1321461711]coogar a whole me

see finish[/quote]if you had not included my handle in the poll, i wouldn't be bothered!
no vex!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=804414.msg9570877#msg9570877 date=1321461228]what did i do?  [/quote]mr cork - 92 topics created in 17.5 days on nairaland!
that's the definition of trolling

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9570845#msg9570845 date=1321461000]
Did I say the John was a prostitutë? No. I simply said the John is no different from one. I went with the agrument you proposed about using something to get what you want. The John used what he/she had in order to get what he/she wanted![/quote]there was an advertisement before business!
if there's no market out there, johnwould have to make do with his housemaid/spouse!

john is quite different from the LovePeddler.
he is only a client! so i am not different from an attorney because i pay for his services? using my money to get an attorney to get his services makes me like him? really?

fuckin hell!

190 made a thread asking about who the most attention seeking poster is? the irony!
mr. cork and 190 should take the award unopposed - they are easily the most daftest, illogical, lethargic, senseless, brainless, priggish, donkey stubborn troglodytes this forum has ever seen!

the number of threads these 2 lice open per week is the reason the website is sometimes burdened with bandwidth wastage! hopefully, the 2 would become christian converts by the new year. if equilibrium is to be restored to the world, a lot of misfortune should be heaped upon this pair of serial w@nkers. however, for equilibrium to be restored, an asteroid would have to collide with 190 & mr. cork and burn their souls beyond redemption!

montelik:
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/stats-suggest-andersons-influence-is-increasing/

Interesting.

Hopefully Rafael should be back this weekend.

not surprised about ando's stats!
he's been our best midfielder this season in terms of creativity!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9565814#msg9565814 date=1321398757]
It's a business transaction. Someone paying a prostitutë for sex doesn't make the person any better than the prostitutë. Your making claims that the prostitutë is using her body to get what he or she wants is no different from a John using his/her money to get what they want so ultimately, they're in the same boat. Neither one is any better than the other.[/quote]the key issue here is simple.
the only person who is technically a pr[i]o[/i]stitute is the one who receives payment to have s[i]e[/i]x!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=801338.msg9568315#msg9568315 date=1321439727]Thanks!

I want to know what this man has done to get out of that mess first of all.

A full detail and why an able-bodied man cant work as a conductor, laborer or even hawk something!!

Why the bridge and not one of those shoddy apartments in Ajegunle where you pay like 3000 - 5000 Naira per month!

Is he saying as able-bodied as he is, he cant work to raise even 2000 Naira or 1000 naira per day?!

I need answers to my questions please!!

Why is an able-bodied man unable to cater for his family - And dont blame it on Nigeria!! This is not Somalia.

I want someone to awaken my sympathy towards this man! His wife I may help, but this man!! I have no compassion for just yet![/quote]you are a troglodyte!
so anyone who is jobless is because he doesn't want a job?
why are 40 million nigerians jobless today? can nigeria provide jobs for all it's citizens?

if you cannot help the man, keep your money in your back pocket.
there are people out there ready to help without passing ridiculous judgements
if you pay attention to details, you would have learnt the man actually has a job but the income is not steady to raise a family.

fornication is not a sin. . .

[quote author=aloy@emeka link=topic=804376.msg9565710#msg9565710 date=1321397200]Tell your president and the police to do something about protecting Abuja and the rest of the country and stop harassing muslims. Every muslim is not a potential bomber abeg.[/quote]you are so naive!
those police officers are protecting the muslims. if the bomb goes off, it would kill the women and children in those pictures.
i am sure they appreciate the police presence. just like football fans appreciate the police presence in a football ground.
it's not harassment - unless you have another hidden agenda to rile the muslims.

[quote author=aloy@emeka link=topic=804376.msg9565688#msg9565688 date=1321396940]Strapping bombs on prayer ground?[/quote]you are aware that is abuja, right?
with no cctv cameras operating, how do you curb bomb threats? fasting and praying?

[quote author=aloy@emeka link=topic=804376.msg9565643#msg9565643 date=1321396448]And searching them while they are praying abi?. That is not harrassment to you?. How many Christians are searched like this before they enter their churches?. These little children and women are simply going to prayer ground and its not as if they are boarding an aircraft or entering aso Rock. They are in a dam*n field for Allah's sake.[/quote]these little children and women are capable of strapping bombs to themselves to cause mayhem!
when boko haram strikes, we blame the police for being incompetent. when they do their jobs, you blame them for being too overzealous.

what exactly do you want?

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[quote author=aloy@emeka link=topic=804376.msg9565611#msg9565611 date=1321396052]https://pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pix-10.jpg

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https://pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pix-8.jpg[/quote]how's this harassment?
the police are protecting the worshippers!

wkkwl:
she is not married,she has been telling me that she is not interested in the love thing,she just wants us to be friends,now,she just released the bomb today by telling me dat she is 1 month pregnant and the guy has denied,but since i told her i love her.i should prove it now ,can u?

you should prove your love!

ritchboy:
If you expect me to keep pointing out your stoopidity for eternity, it won't happen. But please don't put your Coogary words in my mouth.
Ronaldo did not score 53 goals in the Spanish League last season, and i never said, or concurred he did.

but he did. . . . .i am just exposing your idiocy.
the media would tell you ronaldo scored more than 50 goals in the spanish league last season.
it's the same as saying torres scored 33 in the season he did in the english league.

you are a tool of epic proportions.

And don't try to take Coogary words out of yours:

in euro 2000, holland played dennis bergkamp(a classic "10" in a role in the hole.

zonal marking said so that classic no 10s were used in the hole. as at that time, bergkamp was a classic 10 for arsenal between 95 and 2004 when he retired.

First dyslexia, now amnesia. . . Gregory House won't be able to cure you.

you are a tool. . . .

my question was when did i say dennis bergkamp was used in a hole(when playing for arsenal)? stop lifting my comments out of context to support your wetdreams.

dennis bergkamp never played in the hole in england. he only did play there in euro 2000 for holland.

now let's examine your idiocy once more since english is your problem.
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ritchboy claimed coogar said :"Classic number 10s are used in the hole, Bergkamp at Arsenal is a prime example, but THERE WAS NO HOLE THROUGHOUT ENGLAND" 

coogar replied: see this mumu - when did i say this?
when did i say classic number 10s are used in the hole - what a tool!
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ritchboy is a liar or has comprehension problems.

all i said was classic number 10s in england until euro 2000 were supporting strikers. during euro 2000, they were used in the hole.
bergkamp at arsenal is not a prime example cos he never played in the hole for arsenal. how ritchboy claimed i said beckham was used in a hole is a mystery or a testament to his lying abilities.

my reply is simple. . . . .when did i say classic numbers are used in the hole in england(dennis bergkamp at arsenal)?
ritchboy, if you cannot provide this proof, then you are a palm-oil licking roach forward slash charlatan who would make up obscene lies.
chaiiii, you are a disgrace!

ronkebp:
^^^^^Femostica!!!!!!! na today? the guy has dealt with her already, infact where ever she is right now, she won't be able to sleep, am telling you, she is thinking about her life right now!!!!! and would be making up her mind very soon, about the whole thing. Mr Chuks has punnished her by breaking up with her, which she did not expect at all, am sure she was waiting for him to prostrate and beg her, her life would never be the same.

ronkebp, how exactly did you arrive at this conclusion?
if the other bloke ticks all her boxes, she won't remember the op for one second. until the other bloke starts messing up, the original poster is not on the mind of this sheisty chic.

freecocoa:
wait o,you are not 28 yet?ha she should chillax o,I thought you were like 45 sef,I know one brother in this romance section who is almost 50 yet he's not planning to get married instead he keeps opening jonsing threads,if people like him are not rushing then you can take your time to choose a wife,but its seems like you are not even planning on getting married,may I ask why?

who is this brother of yours?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=803296.msg9564713#msg9564713 date=1321385669]
I didn't say that a man or woman who patronizes a prostitutë is one as well but he most definitly ins the same boat with one. I was agreeing with the point that he was trying to make about people having a one sided notion in society.[/quote]how's he in the same boat with a hooker? is the man getting paid?
the only LovePeddler here is the hooker using what she's got(body assets) to get what she wants.

Ibime:
Make una stop this pedantry jor!

No 10 ko, no 8 ni. Even goalkeeper fit wear no 10 sef.

i have moved on. . . . .

meanwhile, when is chelsea selling lampard, drogba and terry.
it's the era of the young'uns. more matas, romeuls, ramirezs, luizs, please!!!

ifyalways:
HLbroker,I don't think Okada and okirika biz is the best for this couple.Both are high risk.Okirika does not necessarily bring in steady daily income(you might not make sales for 1 week) plus bike can develop faults,get seized by police.

We should be looking at something that would guarantee daily income/profit no matter how little with minimial risk.

Mowe accomodation sounds cool though.

excellent post. i am highly impressed, ifyalways!

their best option is a kiosk where they can sell cold drinks/snacks or even a small mamaput restaurant will guarantee steady income.
bike and okrika are too high risk. people will owe them buying clothes. we are not even sure mr obuh can ride a bike.

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=804126.msg9563018#msg9563018 date=1321371193]I gondorsed with ma mum everyday and night because of grand child. Life has been unbearable for me
as if am the first son. Ma eldest brother is not even married although he has concubines, I bear the encumbrance.
I stopped calling ma mum because of death intimidations, knowing very well that I love her so much. whenever i call her all i hear is "If you wont get married and give me a grand child i will die" Last week i was frabagasted when someone called me from Nigeria that ma mum is dead , with melancholy i left ma office in tears only to later discover it was a fallacy concocted by ma mum to gain ma serious attention. She later told me next time could be real if I dont do something. Look at the philipinos, men and women live a happy life with or without husband yet they have parents. Why is it that in Nigeria when a lady is not yet married many look at her with apathy?
Is marriage a do or die affair? For this reason a man will leave his mother and father and stick to his wife. (so says the bible) Not a man must. [/quote]stop whining. go n get married!

your mum is probably a society woman. she attends the wedding of other children of her associates. people there ask her every weekend when are you doing your own wedding so they can return favours. she's the one facing that embarrassing question every weekend whilst you are in dublin doing playboy at the age of 42.

if you love your mum, find a bride and get married. in the part of the world we come from, marriage is a do or die affair. minus the moral decadence, you must marry before sleeping with any woman. give your mother the grandchild she desperately craves. your fortunes, handouts, wealth and big trucks cannot quench her thirst to be a grandmother.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=802184.msg9563619#msg9563619 date=1321375742]Another avenue for Nigerians to embezzle money!!

I dont support!![/quote]pathetic comment!