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Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 6:34pm On Nov 25, 2011
Gaggi:
My wife should motivate me with good sex abi?.[b] i take it that when she constantly gives me good sex then she has a right to go to my safe and collect as much money as she wants without telling me. [/b]She can also lie to me and keep secrets afterall she is giving me good sex. What has sex even got to do with the topic. does good sex equate trust, honesty, love and dedication.
The man is unhappy that the woman is dishonest for crying out loud. what people shld be saying is that the man shld get her a job so that she won't have to inflate prices. teach d woman to fish.

All this excuse is garbage. I dnt knw why u are arguing blindly and acting as d woman's advocate? D woman na your lover? grin
and that is the meaning of motivation to you? so going behind you to steal from you is the meaning of motivation to you? in 2011?
if you are uneducated, i am the last person you want to reply.
kindly find someone else to do your see-saw arguments with.
Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 5:51pm On Nov 25, 2011
Gaggi:
So i need to motivate my lady to give me good sex. i need to motivate her to cook my meals and be a good wife. is that how the system works nw? See as some men dey defend woman. How can i motivate my wife to do her wifely and scriptural duties.
As Brownjay has said who will motivate us? i keep telling my frnds dat men of dis generation have completely spoilt women. i'm not married but imma really gettin scared. Hope dem nor go give any of una public posts? woe betide any of una wey criticize any politician.
trust nigerians to read the scripts backwards. . . . grin grin

who said you have to motivate your lady to give good sex? i said your wife can motivate you with good sex to get gifts from you.
how are these 2 actions the same thing?
i can predict the kind of husband you would become if reading things backward is your character. let me add you to the statistics.

you're also a marriage risk!


MRbrownJAY:
@Coogar
AGAIN, i have to disagree. if the OP is the EMPLOYER, therefore he makes the rules. if the employee accepts these rules/contract, he has to stand by it. if the employee doesnt then that is a clear BREACH OF CONTRACT that is punishable by loss of employment.
so no matter HOW you look at it, the OP can only be right. . . . . . . . . . as it doesnt matter if you steal a pen or a computer, you will still be fired because this employer cannot feel comfortable around a thief.
first and foremost - this woman has not stolen anything!
the price inflation tale is hazy. i am not even sure the husband and his wife shopped in the same place so how did he know the price he quoted is the universal price. let's even agree the woman inflated the price for argument's sake. the amount involved is petty. in my company, it's called intangibles, miscellaneous, etc. as long as it's below a certain threshold, it's inconsequential.

so, no - i have not breached my contract if i take £3 coins to buy a bus-pass while running errands.

bro you surely are a funny fellow. women give love in return, DONT WE? women give care in return, DONT WE?
are you saying that women should be rewarded for cooking dinner that THEY also eat?! i am patiently waiting for you to have the AUDACITY to say that we should reward THEM for baring children too. . . . . . . . . . .BWAAAAAAH!
yes, they should be rewarded.
it would shock you most women don't even do the whole maggi kitchen stunts when they are alone. some don't even see the need to cook vigorously until the partner is around - they would rather eat out. so the line of eating the dinner they cook is a bit harsh.

if you DO believe that women give more, then you surely havent shown it here.
when you marry - you would see clearly!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 5:47pm On Nov 25, 2011
nateevs:
Dude. . Heavens bless you.
I was just compiling these stats for him.
Along with it, debunking the lie he told us two pages ago when I pasted the heat map of Lamps' contribution against Liverpool.
He came back to tell us Chelsea barely got out of their half in the first 45 and Lamps withdrew to a deeper position in the second half . . What an absolute load of tosh. I will post the overall heat map of Chelsea's movement in the game and the slowpoke should come back and tell me again Chelsea barely got out of their half. . . What nonsense.
ibime probably thinks he's in borokiri kingdom where whatever shyte he spews is digested line hook and sinker.
like i keep telling you, ibime + debosky and others are media whores. always saying nonsense after games or posting and slating players they have an agenda towards.

if you leave me an email addy, i'll send you a link on how to catch these charlatans.
the link gives you the accurate statistics of what happens on the pitch after each league game.
number of passes, number of tackles, number of key passes, etc.

if i leave it on nairaland, we won't get the fun of making these rogues look idiotic.
Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 5:33pm On Nov 25, 2011
dayokanu:
See comparison

Husband-Wife relationship to employer-Employee?

Ok So the husband in this case is the employer in this case and wife employee. A boss-Servant relationship is what you compare to marriage
particularly in this case of the poster and his wife.

any man treating his wife like the original poster - giving her money in bits to control her. if the man has any common sense, what has he done to get his wife employed so she can earn her own wages? even when these women want to work with the certificates they got in their maiden names, the men would block the move and still treat them like shyte!

this man is a marriage risk!
Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 5:27pm On Nov 25, 2011
MRbrownJAY:
you still didnt answer my question: what does women give men to encourage us to give them that extra attention (or to go another few rounds of steamy sex)?
the love, the care, the fantastic food they dish et al!
i actually think women give more than we men do. this is why they are mostly hurt when there's a break up.

sadly that is a rather poor comparison because employers dont have to do the same job as you do. we are equal in the bedroom while employers are definitely NOT equal to their employees.
there's no s[i]e[/i]x equality in the bedroom - we all know the gender who craves s[i]e[/i]x more.
my analogy is a perfect analogy. employees should be giving the required output regardless but employers still think they should be given bonus to perform at a higher output! it's called an incentive. . . . . .if i tell my wife i am buying her a jeep soon, it's natural for her to give me more than i would have bargained for tonight.

she's human - it's her way of showing gratitude.
so, unless marriage is about the husband being the boss and wifey being the employee (let's see how this goes with the ladies) then i still dont understand your point.

and by the way, if this WAS an employer/employee r/ship then we can all accept that THE EMPLOYER MAKES THE RULES and is always right, so OP has to be right then!
employers are not always right. if you abuse or assault your employee, you might go to jail.
this particular employer is a wuss! gosh - i hate wussies. even in most companies, employees actually have rights to use free phones, use the internet at work and they get some allowances they shouldn't be getting normally. but this particular employer is like pharaoh! treating his employee like a sack of shyte like we are still in the slavery days.  he should handcuff his wife or strait-jacket her to get his peace!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 5:15pm On Nov 25, 2011
musKeeto:
Hmm, so that's what you do,
nah - it's what you do as you are clueless about what we are discussing here.

You kill yourself with your own bullet.
siri is peerless. the feature is exclusive to apple.
other phone companies must start their own artificial intelligence company now and they need about 5 yrs to bring it up to speed to siri's level.
you cannot even compare those voice commands on other phones to siri. give siri 12 different instructions at a time and he would answer you one by one with accuracy and speed.

Once again, as is your style, you pull up irrelevant analogies. The Samsung SuperAmoled display is the best display available on any mobile device right now. Better display with a better screen.
only a consummate reprobate like yourself would ignore the device with the better resolution!
don't go and say this in public. people would laugh at you. like i have asked you, would you compare a 42 inch high definition tv to a 50 inch standard television because of a wider screen?

Oh dear me, I see you've been reading too many apple boy blogs. I've compared this with a friend's iphone 4 and you won't even notice the difference. Straight up lie.
this is the mistake you keep making. you should be comparing your device with a friend's iphone 4s not iphone 4.
now i can see the level of your obduracy. iphone 4 does not run on a5 chip and it's 5 megapixels which means the quality of pictures and software is inferior to the 4s. so your comparison is dud! go to an apple store and do your alpha testing once more.

Another example of your irrelevant analogy. A more apt analogy would be changing your fuel tank if it gets a leak instead of sending the car to the company for repairs. cheesy I'm not talking about the usual battery drain. I'm talking about the point when the battery has been used for too long and can no longer last the usual time it would on a full charge.
by the time i get to that position, i would have changed my device - get an upgrade.
i have never used any fone more than 18 mths.

Good, at least you agree with something. And please you don't need high end graphics for video streaming. That's network speed of which S2 is a 4G phone, hahahaha
you need high end graphics for gaming! this is why it's gaming!
bringing what you do on your desktop/television into phone devices. if the graphics are wack, the streaming is wack.

Idiota, you want me to compare ios5 released just some weeks back with with one released late last year. Lol,
so why compare in the first place? this is what i don't get.
when you know what was released late last year isn't up to speed to apple's 4s, you should have taped it shut.

Wtf? Graphics chip is more important than random access memory
Someone, ban this n[color=Black]igger[/color]'s nairaland id, wtf.
of course! i prefer seeing a better graphic display even if it's delivered 3 seconds slower than the other device.
what do you prefer? 99% speed + 40% quality or 90% speed + 90% quality?

Lmao, Android has all that and a radio, lmao
overkill - and this is why galaxy is struggling to sell units.
apple is even more expensive - the price of apple epitomizes one thing - sterling quality!

mr muskeeto, if you have any decorum left, you would throw your samsung into the furnace.
sell half of your wardrobe and get the iphone 4s. grin
Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 4:54pm On Nov 25, 2011
MRbrownJAY:
i dont know about you but i would still feel cheated if my partner was only dedicated to pleasing me, if i rewarded her with some gifts etc.
she should be dedicated to pleasuring me FULLY (for free), just as i am dedicated to satisfy ALL her se.xual needs FULLY.

what you wrote made little sense because:" WHAT IS SHE OFFERING HER HUSBAND FOR HIM TO BE DEDICATED TO PLEASE HER?!" or are we (men) suppose to do it for free while they (women) should be rewarded in order to "act right"?
i won't feel cheated because i cannot expect my wife to give steamy sex every time we are in bed. she's human not a machine.
the steamy ones are for special days or the rare occasion she's in the mood or when she wants to motivate me.

i don't think employers feel cheated when they pay bonuses to employees as a means of increasing the production output.
it's an incentive. it doesn't mean she would stop performing when i don't have to give her. there's nothing to feel cheated about.
Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 4:39pm On Nov 25, 2011
jennykadry:
@Coogar

Oga coogar, God bless you plentifully. May you not lack in marriage and may he continue to strengthen your home. Your wife will be a source of joy and wealth to you. Your kids will know no lack and want in their life. May he continue to send his angels to watch over you, and may your days be many on this earth. Amen

And may you have a wife who treats you like a king, a woman exposed but with enough dignity and honour to respect you as the head of the house not minding both your incomes. A woman that will also submit to you for any position you like cheesy Cow girl style, wheelbarrow style, canine and above all angle 69 cool. A woman that will cause you every day and night to break the da-vinci code just by speaking in tongues grin grin grin. A woman that will give it to you hot in the shower, in the bedroom, kitchen, car, backyard, roof everywhere whilst at the same time chooking hands inside ya pocket to collect 600naira cheesy cheesy grin
amen X 1000.

Now I actually believe you are Sauron though, little wonder we always had the same opinion, our opinions never changed in the past and I don't see it changing now.
i am not sauron - members of this forum only wish i am.
by the way - who is this sauron that people always talk about?

MRbrownJAY:
@Jennykadry
i would feel a little short changed if i was your husband. shouldnt you have hot steamy sex with your oga REGARDLESS of what he gives you? is satisfying your husband (and fulfilling your wifey duties) now LEVERAGE in marriage? the sex part in your union SHOULD have nothing to do with how he treats you or not. . . . . . . . .  if that was the case then MEN could use "providing for their wives" as leverage too. . . . . . . .  but they dont. this is where i dont understand some of you women.

SEX has absolutely NO VALUE when it comes to doing whats RIGHT in a union, the fact that you bring it on the table as payback, (like you should be thanked for it) is amazing, to say the least.

what if your hubby became broke, does that mean NO MORE COOCHIE for MR Kadry? what if he suddenly dont want to let you have access to his wallet, is that the end of sex in your union? dont get me wrong but you make no damn sense, paying back his trust for you with steamy sex (which he probably got since day one anyway).
pls care to elaborate, sista?!
the steamy s[i]e[/i]x is motivation. you cannot rule out motivation in the world we live in today.

police are meant to provide security to the citizens but if i rub their palms to do what they should be doing, they would be more motivated to carry the task through without any excuses or conditional clauses. it's motivation and i accept that very well. when i was young, my dad would motivate me in school. he used to say: "if you want me to buy that computer game make sure you take the first position in my class." that is all i need to read every page of my textbook.

of course, it is what i should be doing that in the first place but i don't need to come 1st in class to be promoted. however, with the knowledge that i would own the latest game console in town, i was very motivated to do very well. so i see no reason why my wife cannot use whatever she's got to get me motivated to do stuffs for her. life is about check and balance.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 4:26pm On Nov 25, 2011
musKeeto:
Still losing coogar, you really go down hard.
Walk with me, hold my hands while i guide you through a world you're yet to comprehend. D
with your copy n paste job? grin grin grin grin

Galaxy S2
Release date: 6 months before release of Iphone 4S

Apple had 6 months to review, copy, paste and edit. So what did they do?
They took a look at the iphone 4, copied, pasted and put in Siri. And coogar walked up and paid for an 'enhancement' cheesy
Ok, beyond the taunts,
and this is why siri is peerless. no smartfone would compete with siri for the forseeable future.
siri has been there for the past 6 years and apple bought it - so it will take at least 5 yrs before those android phones can be up to speed with siri.
apple lead, others follow.

Galaxy S2 vs Iphone 4 S'tupid':
Screen size:
Forget about resolution. Only super human eyes would notice the difference in resolution between both screens. The galaxy s2's screen size lets you view more on a wider screen. For the best mobile browsing experience, try Dolphin browser hd. Fully flash compatible also (although those b[color=Black]astar[/color]ds) have decided to close shop on mobile flash. lol
why should i forget resolution? it's like telling me i should forget hi-definition tvs because standard tvs can produce colours.
isn't this daft? apple's overall picture quality is better. even the hacks at samsung have accepted this and you are fighting a lost battle. galaxy screen letting me see a wider screen is bullshit. would you prefer 42 inch standard tv to a 40 inch, high-definition tv abi which village do you hail from? i have never ever heard of size taking more credits than picture quality. only mosquito can come up with such nonsense.

Camera:
8mp on back of both devices. Apple, as crooks would behave, stayed true to type putting VGA camera on the front end. lol
Galaxy S camera: 2MP, better picture quality on video calls.
iphone 4s even wins this as it runs on a better software than galaxy.
you would have taken 3 pics from the 4s before galaxy completes the processing of 1 pic.

Battery:
With the S2, your battery runs out and you can actually pull it out and replace it. With the Iphone, well you're f[color=Black]ucke[/color]d
Stand by time for S2: 710HR , Talk time: 18h 20 mins
The pretender: 200H lol, Talk time: 14h
pulling it out n replacing it is actually what makes galaxy razz. it's like comparing peugeot 504's hood to mclaren benz with a sealed engine.

Memory:
1GB ram S2 vs 512Mb ram Iphone 4S, do the maths,
yes, the galaxy has more speed but the iphone 4s' graphics chip is significantly better than the galaxy's which means apple deliver better gaming and video streaming.

OS
S2 has the latest iteration of android scheduled for it. It should be released before the end of the year. I won't make any comparisons till then.
see this brain-farted oaf, you won't make comparisons until the end of the year?
we are comparing iphone 4s vs galaxy s2 as it is today and you are telling me you won't make comparisons until december.
what a lethargic way of making an argument? if you won't compare the operating system because you are short of the required quality, don't even compare at all. the a5 chip processor is the newer technology especially it's graphics chip which is more important than random access memory.

I envy the graphics on the Iphone 4s powered by the Gpu onboard the A5 processor it ships with.
But people who love toying with phones and customizing them would fall in love with the android beauty that's the Galaxy S2,

The Iphone 4S doesn't even have a radio lol.
who listens to radio in this day and age when internet is in your pocket! you are a razz element!
what do i need radio for when i can watch skysports, espn, cnn, e-channel, bbc, etc on my fone?
some of these stations even stream live radio programmes on their apps and i can listen when i want to. you are still running after radio on a phone in 2011 when the app world has taken over - muskeeto, take your stone-age intelligence quotient out of here.

if you have any decorum at all, don't come back here to argue.
apple iphone 4s beats samsung galaxy hands down as of today - 25/11/2011.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 3:34pm On Nov 25, 2011
musKeeto:
The only thing your foolish phone has got over mine's an assistant. Unfortunately, the needs BATTERY life to work, hahahahhahaaa
Last time, it was reception issues. Now battery. What next? Well, as long as the gullible keep shelliing out cool cash for that toy, Apple will keep smilling to the bank,
you are so far behind in this mobile technology world, it's surreal.
apple has released a patch iOS 5.0.1 that has cured the whole battery ish since the last fortnight.
if i charge ma fone 100% before leaving home, it is never less than 70% by 7pm at night when i return. so keep deluding yourself that apple is a toy.

design
it's a matter of taste! some phone users like their phones heavy and masculine while some other phone users like their devices thin and portable.
you cannot even say the galaxy is a small fone, the screen is as wide as a tablet but it's thinner than the iphone. so i don't see how it whups the iphone 4s in this regard. the issue of design is down to individual choices.

display
you have to be a r[i]e[/i]tard to think the galaxy s2 is better than the iphone 4s in this department.
galaxy's resolution is only 800 X 480 in pixels while the iphone 4s is loads higher at 960 X 640.
iphone 4s has the brighter and the more colourful screen because of it's high-powered resolution.

platform
with that nonsense gingerbread galaxy runs on, it's a disgrace for you to even hype this shitty device. firstly, the operating system isn't the latest version of google's software any longer. meanwhile, apple's iOS is user friendly and it came equipped with siri - the abracadabra program that is now the darling of millions of users all over the planet. yet again, apple claim the victory here.

camera
another draw here. both devices shoot at 3264 X 2448 fotos and 1080p videos on 8-megapixel
both devices possess primary/secondary cameras. both devices have front n rear cameras.

processor
the only department that the galaxy claims a rare victory.
galaxy runs on 1.2GHz, iphone4s runs on 1 GHz so i concede samsung is a bit better in performance when it comes to playing, web-browsing, downloading and other shiznit.

so count on your fingers and tell me the winner!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 2:49pm On Nov 25, 2011
musKeeto:
haha, ive said this before,

having the most options isn't necessary. How many people listen to more than a 1000 songs. And to enlighten you a bit, Google just launched a google music store.
i listen to more than 1000 songs everyday. . . . .so your galaxy can feck off the webspace. google music store cannot rival itunes that has a store in more than 120 countries. google store will not have fela's album or eedris abdulkareem. so itunes reign supreme in that.

When your phone is as thin as mine, has a wide screen like mine, as customizable as mine, possesses a better color display than mine, has 1gb of ram like mine, call me up, cos it'll probably be the galaxy s3, cheesy
phone as thin? horseshit. are you down with stroke you cannot lift a fone weighing less than 500g or what.
wide screen is shyte too and your color display is nonsense. siri beats these things. i can ask my fone to tell me how stupid you are and it would answer me. can you ask your phone how moronic you are? i didn't think so.

you homoerotic nuisance!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 1:49pm On Nov 25, 2011
musKeeto:
Unfortunately, she won't be able to give you a lineage, hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Apples are old school, join the galaxy
galaxy my foot!
when galaxy opens a samsung store where i can access 1 billion songs or hundreds of thousands of tv shows then i would consider it.
until then, you and galaxy are covered in a sack of shyte.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 1:47pm On Nov 25, 2011
montelik:
Question, which of United's central midfielders has d best goal to game ratio over d past 4 seasons. Take a sec and think well, cos d answer isn't what you expect.
gibson or anderson!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 1:19pm On Nov 25, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9630095#msg9630095 date=1322223070]Ravel morrison? he's not really a midfielder is he? isnt he more of a forward in the Rooney mould?[/quote]he's a super-duper midfielder - he can play anywhere across the midfield. sort of like cleverley or wilshere.
Family › Re: Wife Financial Insincerity by coogar: 1:07pm On Nov 25, 2011
jennykadry:
That being said, I am a fan of night of a thousand laughs but never took their jokes seriously, I thought it was all made up but now I am more convinced that some of them make jokes out of real life experience. Basket mouth once said, one of the worst race in the world is mixed race, his exact words were "They are not white, they are not black, they are COMPLETELY CONFUSED AND HAVE NO FUTURE DESTINATION"
ouch!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 1:01pm On Nov 25, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9629998#msg9629998 date=1322222211]Gibson?!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Jesu Christi cry[/quote]there's nothing wrong with gibson. it is when we expect him to be a creative force that we suffer. he is a dependable midfielder.
but i fully expect morrison to step up to the plate now. he is far far better than paul pogba!

we should be fine. we still have carrick, fletcher, giggs and park who can play in that central midfield position.
i just don't want to see rooney there again.
Travel › Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Dont Help Themselves? by coogar: 12:58pm On Nov 25, 2011
Basildon1:
This has to be one of the most popular topics on NL! LOL.

The truth is that Uk is not Nigeria, things work differently (unlike Nigeria where you pay rent for 2 years in one go) It shocks people new to the system that they suddenly have to adapt. If you cant afford your place, then be useful in any house that accomodates u.

The family friend i first stayed with used to complain that i over-ironed my shirts and it would affect her bill (it was that bad). I had to mop the whole house before going to work every morning (OR she picks up the fone and complain to everyone back home!). I got used to eating rice and stew without beef to avoid hearing how the price of beef keeps rising.

But i did what i had to do till i could afford my own place cos i APPRECIATED the favour and I still do!!
you gotta be joking!

i have never had to stay with anyone but i cannot imagine family friends asking me to mop the floor before i go to work. i don't even do such in my own house but i catch your drift.

nigerians always find it difficult to disconnect the practises they are used to in nigeria when the come to europe. everyone in europe is struggling.
they are also like you - facing hardship and saving to get one or two projects completed back home so expect them to complain.

if you are accommodated, try and find something you can do to help the hosts. even if it's electricity bill or groceries, every little counts.
don't just sit on your fat arse everyday and expect food and goodies to be dropped on your lap. only few hosts can tolerate such nonsense.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 12:31pm On Nov 25, 2011
musKeeto:
A broke Bottom n[color=Black]igg[/color]a like you would notice such errors. But not the correction, don't bother. Maybe, I'll post a pic of the receipt for your poverty stricken eyes to behold, cheesy
you are a consummate retard!
the quality of life my siri enjoys alone is what your entire lineage can only dream of.
Romance › Re: Can You Woe/Impress Her Without Spending by coogar: 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2011
@ pendo89,

i dunno how things work where you reside but mekaboy has just told you the realities of wooing a babe in nigeria.
don't you ever think he's exaggerating or telling porkies.
you cannot impress any woman without spending in nigeria - even if you are adamant, your siblings or your parents would warn you sternly never to bring such abomination into their home.

without money in nigeria, a man is the same as a decomposing corpse. naija babes won't even sleep with a man if he's broke - that's the reality.
10 different babes wouldn't mind sleeping with a rich bloke - they don't care if their rich boyfriend has other babes in line. as long as he gives them a fraction of his attention - all his good and dandy. your theory can only be achieved in developed countries where couples have the culture of going dutch on dates.

a naija babe does not even go out on dates with her purse - cos she expects the man to pay outrightly!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:11pm On Nov 25, 2011
nikkykay:
^^
I laff in Ikale!!
why don't you just laff in boko haram and spare us the misery.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 11:46am On Nov 25, 2011
Ibime:
You see the height of idiocy?

What does Mata being able to play LW, LCM and CM have to do with the fact that Mata has not "created the goals" Nateevs is expecting the DM's to produce.

Lampard can't play on the wings. Torres cant play centre-back. Tell us something new.

This mid-life crisis is somethin else.

Nateevs, go get some poooossy.

You're losing it!!!!!

grin grin grin
with all due respect, i actually think you are the one with floating testicles in your cranial cavity.

against liverpool:

mata: 43/45 pass completion, 3 key passes, 3 scoring attempts
lampard: 58/72 pass completion, 1 key pass, 1 scoring attempt.

even a dork knows mata played better in spite of being played wide.

overall this season

mata: 407/476 pass completion, 23 key passes in 704 league minutes
lampard: 587/691 pass completion, 24 key passes in 945 league minutes.

khaki is not leather, mata is a better player than the current lampard.
take the penalty kicks out and lampard is not better than charlie adam!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:34am On Nov 25, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9629166#msg9629166 date=1322214851]So because Anderson heard Cleverly is out till Christmas, he broke his own knee so he'll be out till Feb now abi? angry[/quote]
mbulela:
Aas much as i dislike Aanderson, i think this is the end of his Manchester Journey.
God knows how much weight he would have gained when he returns in Feb?
it would take months to lose.
the seeds of persisting with 4-4-2.
we rotate the team more than any club on the planet and our players are dropping dead like flies.
even arsenal(the team with the worst history of crocks in the world) are getting their acts together.
i expect rooney and nani to follow anderson - maybe then fergie would abandon his useless 4-4-2 that demands blood from his players.

nonsense!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 11:23am On Nov 25, 2011
BlueDiva:
You had a brain as Sauron. What have you turned into?
you come across as a lunatic when you start comments like this.
i don't wanna sound like a sexist but why do you females have your heads so far up your arses

A team with a leaky defence could reinforce by having 2 holding midfielders.
How is that using all our defenders? Is Miereles a defender?
meireles is not a holding midfielder you can rely on. he's positionally fraudulent.
mikel is very disciplined at his task - this is why you hardly see him scoring cos he's basically a 5th defender.
besides, ramirez is the best tackler in the premier league. those 2 are better than whatever meireles can produce. meireles should only make the team when one of those 2 is injured/suspended.

Mata and Lampard would have to alternate at the middle.
Afterall, he is stilling producing the goods from that position.
this is the nonsense we keep hearing. what goods has he produced for the greater benefit of the team.
lampard reminds me of ruud van nistelrooy at man utd. he scores plenty of goals but the general performance of the team was rubbish!
yes - ruud was clinching the golden boot in europe almost every season and united never played in the final throughout. the moment he was moved on, united became a better team.

It's ironic how people want to drop the ''misfit'' who scores and leave the real misfit who doesn't.
lampard scores 2 goals in every game but chelsea win 10% of the matches.
torres scores once in 20 games but chelsea win 90% of the matches.

which of this do you want as a fan?
like i keep saying, you are a rusty tool!

loyika:
Everyone knows there is a mafia at work in Chelsea, so unless Roman gives AVB a free hand to get rid of; Drogs, Lamps, and Terry nothing will move forward. If you bench anyone of them for too long a period that might lead to unrest in the dressing room.

When the coach is as young as he is, you really need to give him the power to move along players that he feels won't necessarily listen to or respect him. Just like Anelka (who has accepted that his time is up), wetin AVB go tell am again wey he go listen huh


Paper rounds say AVB will be given a budget for Jan huh Lose to Wolves tomorrow huh and against Pool in the CC huh, and get knocked out by Valencia in the CL. huh I believe that Guus should be expecting that call by Xmas.
cool GOONER 89
bluediva, can you read the above?
this is how to argue - clear and concise and deductive reasoning - not the nonsense you keep spewing from your jaundiced guts!
the emboldened words typify the problems at chelsea fc. move on the relics and chelsea would function better.
Romance › Re: Should Men Be Dragged To The Altar by coogar: 10:49pm On Nov 24, 2011
pendo89:
They both lose,like one downcasted guy. A prolonged dating period has its dangers u know.Ladies have what I like calling 'the fruitful years'
They want to date and settle within this period. picture a dude dating a lady from the time shes 22yrs of age for say 10 years without any sign of commitment.
Career,education,distance could be genuine reasons for delays but hey the clock is ticking for the gal. what to do? drag or dump.
The guy needs to just call it off soon enough if he feels there are other things holding him back rather than waste time for her because it takes another say 1 year to build another relationship. Sooner or later shes 40!! and still waiting to be taken to the altar!! shocked
this is the first time a female would admit this on this forum!

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