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annawhite:
GUD LAWD!
Well am not suprise,but do u have any idea what we can do to him 2 make hm leave romance sect and probably move to d religion sect where his demons wld be taken care of?

coogar's not leaving until i succeed in stopping your dad from felching on you.

annawhite:
ONE LINE!
Keep b1tching!

awwww, annawhite is pissed!

Buahahahaha at d sleeping with my dad to make me ugly!

this is not something to laugh about.
your case should be pitied.

Take my advice,dont hurt your dad,he alone can donate his seed to you!

you are giving me the advice that you need, are you this dumb?
you are the one violated from age 6 till age 22. 16 years of daily rigorous sh[i]a[/i]gging from your own dad.

damn, you must be one abused child. no wonder your face like dog shyte in your profile!

Amya:
hey coogar! Can see you're right in the middle of a verbal battle. I'm rooting for you! Slay them all with your verbal missle.

i can multitask!
how are you doing? i saw your pic and you look stunning!

what's the secret?

neyostica:
Ladies pls leave mr coogar alone, av known him frm sport sectn, hes a rejectd frustrated child of a mongoloid mother in an imbred family looking for ppl to pick fight with

spoken like a true homoerotic ninny that hand-washes ladies panties that are stained with menstrual blood!
before you can hit fortunes, 8 human heads must be sacrificed.

Amya:
Free for all fight. Hah!

hi amya!

annawhite:
what sane guy would take turns in fighting women?
Dis b1tch wont let us be

in case you dunno - i take sex-equality as priority.
whatever the men deserve, the women deserve it as well.

i give the same grievance to men and women.
so you shall not be spared.

lest i forget, you are still a cheap slut!

Goldieluks:
Your mate is lacking proper sense of belonging,hence he goes all over NL, looking for whom to curse
or attack,restless lunatic he-goat,please advise him oooh!
everyone on NL knows he's not mentally stable,maybe he sold his sense to babalawo get air more time on NL.

ok this is enough.

can everyone hug, kiss and make up?

i am kissing mrs chima's face with my butt for a start.
everyone else should kiss their fellow adversaries.

we are all adults - this white noise should stop now!

annawhite:
impotent fool,your father is saving his s.p.e.rm for your pathetic azz!
B1tch keep b1tching,is d only thing that keeps you going!

you seem to have these emotions bottled in you for long. . . . .did i break your heart?

it was you with your dad when your mum was on her period.
you incestuous bat! if you were not sleeping with your dad, you wouldn't be this ugly!

Goldieluks:
words of wisdom to a demented decomposed yaba left cheerleader.

don't talk to my mate like that!
he's not getting involved!

MsDarkSkin:
Coogar, Chima and Anna PLEASE stop!!
leave it to the goats 

i am not fighting anyone!

mangbrown:
I Ɯαή†̥‎​ to trust my girl friend. How can girls be trusted.

stay that way.
don't trust any girlfriend - always have it @ the back of mind the worst will happen.

get plan b, plan c and d should be in the pipeline as well.
so when she disappoints you, you have cushion all around you.

men who trust and love are now in prison, they couldn't handle the heartbreak.
they did what tools do in such situation. put acid in a vial and splash it on the spouses they claim they love.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]O boy! Imagine having thousands and thousands of posts, which are all lies, and meant to backbite others, all in a desperate bid to come across as classy. . . Gallivanting Bullshitter!. . .[/size][/color]

don't get involved!
when 2 elephants fight. . . . climb a tree and get an aerial view.

when you get involved, you will miss the action.
if i were you, i would just watch, get my popcorn and pepsi.

annawhite:
yes NaughtyWoman!
Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha at dis impotent fool. . .
Always fighting girls to feel good. . . U are a  just anoda girl

you are a disgrace.
how do you know i am impotent?
bring your mother, let her test my impotency, you haggard vulture!

now i remember you - you were the stalking pubic louse i told off some few months back.
so the shyte got you amped?
what a loser!

yes, i fight girls. . . . .
190, tellwisdom, seedord, etc are all girls.
y'all share panties between yourselves. what a twit!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055]
I Have been enjoying the Epic "Dance of Shame". . .  In 3D glasses.

Was just commenting on the movie. . . I must say the producers are pretty discombobulated!

Nice movie script and storyline though. . .[/color]

you don't even want to believe these tales.
they are just acting nollywood. never believe what you read on these pages.

fuckin hell, this mrs chima is a[b] big troll[/b]
what's with the big font!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=801653.msg9548602#msg9548602 date=1321211862]You are still bitching nigga?  

He is jealous of slow Mr. Cork   [/quote]jealous of mr. cork, my arse!


you are really slow - yes, you can't read and you can't write!

i thought msdarkskin and mrs. chima are the same. same poster masquerading as 2 different posters.
of course, their characters would be different cos she doesn't want people to know the 2 usernames are the same.
msdarkskin posts like a normal human being, mrs. chima posts like a lunatic.

if this simple explanation is still ambiguous for you, then donate your brains to charity.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=801653.msg9548554#msg9548554 date=1321211403]As slow as Mr. Cork is he has more control over Nairaland than you do.    
Keep telling me you don't like me, it won't make you feel any better.   [/quote]like i said, reetardens sleep with each other.
more control? i laugh in boko haram!  

LMAO@ you mad because I don't give a bleep.  

even if you do give a fck - you are too loud for my type

annawhite:
d last time i checked,u claimd i was cyberstalking you,why are you quoting my post?
Next thng u gonna tell d whole world that you have counted the strands of hair on my punny
coogar abeg i no fit fight u abeg

what has asking whether you are rokiatu gotta do with your pubic hair?
see me, see kongy from anna white!!!

count the strands of hair on your punny?
don't even push your luck - you are too bush to be considered. i despise girls with the housemaid look!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Smh! Advertising dccks on skype! What a way to go. . . Now someone has a life. . . I wonder how much is being paid per dcck show. . . Nonsense.

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sexkillz, just stand by and watch
you don't have to say nothing!

this thread should be locked!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=801653.msg9548412#msg9548412 date=1321210115]That's all you can say?  Jealous of a battyboy who fights women on Nairaland?  Hell, I rather be jealous of Mr. Cork not getting any punny!  WTF.[/quote]retardeens love each other. 

Oh my goodness!  You don't remember giving out medals now?  That's sound like someone else on Nairaland who say poo and then pretends like they don't remember.  Classic!

give out medals to who? link me to the topic, abeg.
you must have me confused with one of your dild[i]o[/i]s.

I am not the only chick that kicked your arse.  Many other chicks have kicked your arse all over Nairaland.  You only fights with women which most downlow battyboys do anyways.

links please.
i hate conjectures!

You got Nairaland in the palms of your hands fighting women?!!!  
I thought I was a meanie and now I am a softie?  You losing battyboy.  

i said i don't like you. . . .you are troublesome but when it comes to dissing - you are a softie.

Of course, you don't like me.  Who like someone that kicked their arse?    You don't even like yourself.  I see why.  

keep telling yourself that.
it seems you think if you repeat it 2000 times, it will become the truth!

annawhite:
and where d heck is 190?

annawhite:
goldie please let it go!

Mzdark stop d word battle!
Im stuck,dont really know what to say

i think i need glasses.
annawhite? are you rokkiatu? you guys look the same as well.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=801653.msg9548350#msg9548350 date=1321209481]I told you anyways.  Now what.  

A while ago you were giving out medals and now I am troublesome?   Of course, I am not nice when you have gotten your arse kicked many times.  

It is not my job to make your chat experience awesome.   Anyone who have an issue with it can suck Joystick too.  That's how much I don't give a bleep.   [/quote]giving out medals to who? i prefer msdarkskin to you, don't be jealous.
you kicked whose arse? you like claiming what you can never achieve, if i get my arse kick by anyone on this forum, i would eat my shoe.
i have got the whole nairaland in the palm of ma hands! mrs. chima, you are a softie but i still don't like you.

MsDarkSkin:
nope. not i  

i see - too bad the unmarried one is nicer than the married one.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=801653.msg9548211#msg9548211 date=1321208301]I am married and American.   Ms. Darkskin is not married and Jamo/American.  

Plus I never had any feelings for anyone on Nairaland.  [/quote]i did not ask whether you have had feelings for anyone on nairaland or not.
don't read meanings to my innocent questions - you are too troublesome!

MsDarkSkin:
let's see.

both females.
both of African American descent.
both living in America.
both don't give a ____.

yeah I can see how one would be confused.  

hehe -
are both married too?

montelik:
Wow. D comment I posted wasn't dissing Chica, so I don't see d reasons for over-reacting. Fact is we don't have a midfield capable of beautiful 20-30 yard passes splitting open defences in an instant. Unless we recall Giggs who can bring some of that to our middle, it is presently not a strong feature of our midfield. So considering what is presently available should Hernandez be starting every game when we don't have d midfield that make d most of his abilities or will be more effective from d bench pending d midfield improving. I think there is work to be done on both sides. D midfielders and wingers need to be better for Hernandez to be at his devasting best, but surely he also has to improve his overall playing abilities. Ruud had more to overall game, so did Ole and even Cole who were all predatory type goal poachers while at O.T.

it's simple. fergie should either buy a combustive defensive midfielder(tiote, lassana diarra) and take carrick back to his attacking midfielder position he was for us between 2006 and 2009. his incisive passes are wasted playing too deep for us.

fletcher is done. his last sickness has taken so much from him.
hernandez needs fast thinking midfielders. early pass played with precision in his strides.

ruud had better midfielders. beckham delivers crosses straight on his head. giggs was a better player then too.
scholes/keane were also mercurial back then and same goes for ole and cole!

MsDarkSkin:
hmm is this a rhetorical or interloping in nature question?

it's an honest question.
i have always thought msdarkskin and mrs-chima are the same.
too many similarities.

honest question:

msdarkskin and mrs chima. are they different posters?
i have always thought they are the same.

Odunnu:
Women dont get pregnant everytime they bleep it just happens that somehow those who dont really want/need the babies get pregnant easily - check the mad women on the streets, the teenage gurls and the poverty stricken woman with a jobless husband under the bridge.
Making love especially with a legal partner doesnt give room for withdrawal method. Its just not right

michelin89 is not serious.

a man is jobless, he stays at home 24/7. what else is he expected to do apart from shaggi[i]n[/i]g his wife?
besides that, poverty fosters fertilization. i don't think i have ever seen a barren woman that is poverty stricken in my entire life.
all poor people produce children like magic. many don't even need medical care. they produce the children in their bedroom without a midwife.
i am on a research. if you know any well-to-do woman who cannot put to bed - she should leave her life of opulence and try the rough life for a year.
i guarantee you, she would put to bed.

nateevs:
"There is no "10" in a traditional 4-4-2. Unless you want to call Jermaine Defoe a "10"

Ritchboy 2011.

i have said it over and over again. nairaland should be sectioned.
it's about time we know the wheat(coogar, nateevs, etc) from the chaff(fat ibime, dayokanu, ritchboy, mumuface, dupe, etc)

how can anyone with a brain say there's no "10" in 4-4-2?
i mean, in this day and age of information technology.

then the ninny called dayokanu was arguing torres didn't score 33 goals in 07/08.
debated like a tool torres didn't score in the domestic cups.

i'm going to a scotland lake to fish.
this is it for me. until the chaffs get a certificate of improvement, i am done with sports.

neyostica:
Lasttime i checked finns are white, u might want to reconsider

don't be a sourpuss

lola odusoga is a black finn!
she won miss finland in 96.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Lolawallinkoski6.jpg/800px-Lolawallinkoski6.jpg

ritchboy:
^^ Alonso was their best player yesterday, they should drop the grossly overrated Busquets

spoken like a true football illiterate that you are.
sergio busquets? overrated? he's easily the best defensive midfielder in the whole of europe since 2009.
always available to receive a pass, always available to thwart threats.

barcelona - messi = spain.

without the little argie yesterday, spain's final third was poor!
the defence and midfield played very well. england did nothing to hurt them apart from the lucky goal.

england only got a bit better after the xavi/iniesta axis went off for the poor cesc fabregas.
it's a friendly, spain have lost to argentina, portugal and other shitty countries in the friendlies.

in a proper tournament, england would be decimated.

190smh:
^clear road


@coogar

How far now!

How market bruv

how's it going?
what's the weather like @ your ends?

Cuddlemii:
Hugh Hefner,

We have passed the error thread stage.

The last time I checked, I can scribble whats on my mind. Since we all are being sincere, we might as well let it all out.

I don't see anything offensive in what I said but if you don't dig it, you can play the garbage in, garbage out, Its not so hard to get rid of irrelevant data.

it's a free forum.

the moment you put your pic in the profile, you have surrendered the picture to either be appreciated, criticized or scrutinized or whatever word you can come up with. i mean, you have seen retardeens call sexkillz an albino on this forum. he took it on the chin and he moved on.
much ado about nothing, really!

Cuddlemii:
Lmao at this thread. I am still in shock that means we are not safe again if our every move is scrutinized.

what is shocking you, mrs cuddles?

thread was opened via error. you know that error that eats up your post with some red warnings.
amya did not intend to open this thread separately, she was trying to reply on another thread.

so what's so stunning to you?
the only stunning to me here is a lot of nl ladies seem to be pms-ing at the same time thus the scent of female hormones.

luvtbaby:
@Flashaldrin, are u referring to me lying to get attention? no way.

don't mind the charlatans. most nigerians are judgemental.
they know everything before it's said, they know what is right and what is wrong behind their dusty computers, they know what is real and what is fake  - and some of them have little or no exposure to grasp the topic of discussion.

as for your case - i have heard from several women in your situation especially in the west.
your case is very simple and it all boils down to what you want. if you want to remain with the abusive husband then cut the other guy loose and work hard to keep your marriage alive.

however, if you think your abusive husband is an unrepentant complete jerk, then cut him loose. get a divorce asap and find a way of meeting with the other bloke. life is so short to be stranded with an abusive partner. you said you have known the other dude for 5 years, how far are you sure he's not even more abusive than your husband. bonds formed via telephone/text messages can be deceptive. until you have actually lived with someone for a considerable length of time, you can never see his true colours.

good luck!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=801653.msg9546903#msg9546903 date=1321197702]Of Course. No be Nigerians?. I was so expecting that.

Tenk God I yam a Finns.

When 'nd how did I wish I had her a$$?

Stack Olodo. [/quote]keep providing the entertainment. . . . .
but i am sure the hacks at helsinki will deny you. you're too fat to be a finn.