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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 2:34pm On Oct 29, 2011
van persie ruins chelsea!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 2:31pm On Oct 29, 2011
dayokanu:
Malouda with a bad pass and terry slips
it's torres' fault, isn't it?
i think i just saw nateevs in the stands now wearing yoruba hat!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 2:28pm On Oct 29, 2011
dayokanu:
MATtAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dayo will blame torres for john terry slipping. grin

the defending in the premier league this season has been poor.
4-3 in a game involving arsenal and chelsea. 6-1 in the manchester derby.

these things are anomalies!
but european teams would be licking their lips!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 2:23pm On Oct 29, 2011
Ibime:
AVB's substitutions have been absolutely rubbish.

He shoulda brought on Anelka for Torres and move Sturridge uptop with Anelka running at Santos.

Now the team has no shape at all with Lukaku and Torres waiting for through-pass and no one to feed them.
what a goal by mata!!!!

there's life in chelsea - ibime is a tool

3-3.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 2:20pm On Oct 29, 2011
Ibime:
Torres needs to come off the FORKING pitch!

Why bring Malouda for Sturridge when Sturridge should be moved upfront?

AVB is FORKING CRAP!!!

We will not win anything with this manager and his gung-ho footie. We might as well employ Kevin Keegan if we want all-out attack and no defence.
villas-boas is not crap, daniel sturridge is the tool. with the number of chances he had in the first half, chelsea should have been out of sight.
thinking you can break the will of any premier league side with a goal lead is tactical harakiri. with 2-0 or 3-0 in the first half, arsenal would have lost the will to fight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 2:00pm On Oct 29, 2011
another "get stuck in" kinda game.

ruudie would love this.
clean sheet - the moment cleverley went off - we fell apart again in the midfield.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 12:59pm On Oct 29, 2011
arsenal are good value for money here. . . . .
has walcott improved. 2 delicious crosses for gervinho n van persie within minutes.


and lampard scores!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:47pm On Oct 29, 2011
arsenal vs man city
chelsea vs liverpool

man utd vs crystal palace
cardiff vs blackburn.

fergie has remortgaged his soul to the devil.
i want city in the semis.
Health › Re: How true is WHO statistics on Hiv/Aids In Nigeria? by coogar: 11:47pm On Oct 28, 2011
llbhuds:
during my final yr in the university(2004), we had a symposium on HIV/Aids and we were informed that out of every 10 sexually active Nigerians, 1 is HIV positive. but to challenge this, i have a very good analysis. i was living in cyprus for like 3yrs ( i once lived in both sides) and every non European is subjected to a compulsory HIV/Aids test. the population of Nigerians living on both sides ( that are sexually active) of the island that had done this mandatory HIV/Aids test is over 5000 and still counting and i am yet to see any Nigerian been deported because of his/her status of being positive to this disease.
so guys i think everyone can decide within him/herself from this little analysis of mine and its subjected to criticism because we are all scholars and we have individual differences.

CAN WE BELIEVE ALL THIS RESULTS ABOUT HIV/AIDS IN NIGERIAhuh
your 5000 sample size is pretty small for a country with 160 million population. . . . .at the same time, some of those hiv statistics in africa, particularly nigeria are cooked up by the health ministry to get foreign aid. the foreign aid are then diverted to the hundreds of pharmaceutical stores
you see around. so the truth lies between your stats and theirs!
Romance › Re: Is There Any Women Who Is Over 18 And Still A Virgin by coogar: 9:34pm On Oct 28, 2011
pendo89:
@ sexkillz

street without church?? is it a religious state? cz everything has some religious touch.
I know this pastor called Wale from there. He came to[b] my country[/b] with so much hype. I still remember his beautiful wife with those youruba dresses and headgear.Opened his church next to where ours was. We used to call it GT. for glory tarbanacle.
Then he started offering tea/snacks in btwn service to entice the youth. He succeeded and a number of young fellows flocked his church.
Before long sex scandals started.It was soo bad he fled the country an went to the neighbouring country and repeated the same.He was banned from setting foot there again.That was the last I heard of him.
Another one came with annointing oil/deliverance teachings. He dint last long. People got fed up and called it a cult.I remeber it being featured in the media.
The only standing church is one winners chapel and tarbanacle something by a nigerian woman.

I am a christian but when people don't want to use their heads well,work hard or think logically they resort to prayers as an easy way,forgeting that[b] faith without works is dead.[/b]
which country is this and where are you hiding my partner-in-crime, claremont?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers [Documentary] - To Be Shown Tonight by coogar: 9:26pm On Oct 28, 2011
paris10:
Few months ago I contacted the BBC and offered to reveal false and millionaire pastors in Nigeria. They gave me the go ahead to provide as many evidence as possible before embarking on the Journey to see for themselves. We plan on visiting Churches like Christ Embassy, RCCG, Chris Okotie's Church, T.B Joshua and many more. We also plan to visit most of their branches all over the world.

This is an ongoing project and should be completed by summer of next year by His grace.

Channel 4 beat us to it, but they only came up with a small fraction. We are involving the Nigerian Mobile Police Force (MOPOL) and few of the state central intelligence and crime unit.

Fanatic members of these Churches should brace themselves for the unthinkable, shocking, daring and shake up of these so called manipulative and criminal  Pastors. It is a crime to deceptively obtain money from an individual for a promise of a better day. This is a moral and religious contract that have taken away the right and state of mind of thousands of Nigerians.

Pastor Chris would soon announce that you should not call God either when praying or talking to someone. He already told members of his Church to stop praying to God through Jesus. And just of recent, he told them not to say 'May God be wit us' anymore.
just make sure you get a superb production outfit to carry out the project.
you need ex-members of these churches for witness statements/testimonies. helicopters to see the huge compounds masked by those high walls and lots of lots of lawyers, law enforcers, etc to carry it out. if these pastors are fraudulent, they should be exposed. what seyi rhodes did there is too lame, poorly produced, no evidence or witness. it's totally biased.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers [Documentary] - To Be Shown Tonight by coogar: 9:22pm On Oct 28, 2011
denzel2009:
How can you believe a pastor who calls himself fireman?
people want to see miracles, mate.
if you call yourself dr satan and you heal people and perform outlandish miracles, people will flock to your church.
the name means nada to them.
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 9:16pm On Oct 28, 2011
SaVoy:
I never took revenage on an Ex-boyfriend i want to, but i dont know if its truly over yet. We break-up and get back together alot, Plus i'm known for always going back with an ex or two.
yet another victim of the dreaded okafor's law. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers [Documentary] - To Be Shown Tonight by coogar: 9:13pm On Oct 28, 2011
frosbel:
But for the life of me, why will anybody go to church with a firearm  huh
And also how can christians hire thugs to beat up people who take photos of their building  undecided
in nigeria? where there's a breakdown of law and order? where assassins walk freely and can take shots at anyone? where when people get shot, they always die because of the poor health system?

of course, religious leaders need bodyguards. politicians too!
bride and groom use bodyguards let alone public figures. nigeria is not the united kingdom or the united states. a bit of perspective, please.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers [Documentary] - To Be Shown Tonight by coogar: 8:59pm On Oct 28, 2011
Niseamaka:
Just finished watching the programme. Nigerians are so gullible. The most iron clad way to swindle Nigerians these days is to call on the name of jesus, once you do that, everyone will close there eyes and you take whatever you want from there pockets and maybe there bank accounts.The central figure in this documentary is a small fry, not even among the well known pastors and churches, i`m hearing his name (Dr. firman)and that of his congregation (perfect christian ministry) for the very first time, yet he is swimming in opulence, moving around with about a dozen uniformed  bodyguards, three luxury vehicles valued at about £150,000, yet families that are in the lowest strata of our society gives them the little they have in the name of tithes. That channel 4 reporter is a star, he pointed out to the pastor that there is no difference b/w them and politicians. Politicians drive around in the most expensive cars on earth and live in the best houses while 80% of nigerians wallow in abject poverty. similarly pastors live the same lifestyle while there congregation worry where there next meal will come from. Nigerians are the most manipulated on earth by politicians and the so called men of God. why should supposedly educated and enlightened populace fall prey to such eloborate scams. why is it that once you mention the name of God or Jesus, everyone will do your bidding. christianity is not about your relationship with your pastor, it`s about your relationship with God, with Jesus.
but if the congregation are not getting the blessings - why do they keep going?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers [Documentary] - To Be Shown Tonight by coogar: 8:32pm On Oct 28, 2011
jeeez, all these orobo sisters don't have husbands?

this documentary is hilarious.
how come all the s[i]e[/i]x maniacs on nairaland don't go to these places.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Millionaire Preachers [Documentary] - To Be Shown Tonight by coogar: 8:24pm On Oct 28, 2011
lepasharon:
WHAT TIME IS THE PROGRAMME HAVE I MISSED IThuh shocked cry
channel 4 + 1 will show it again at 8.30pm
Romance › Re: Is There Any Women Who Is Over 18 And Still A Virgin by coogar: 8:13pm On Oct 28, 2011
sexsinners:
well is there

stop giving up your virginty to boys that can`t be patient until marriage
fools like you should be paying to post on this forum.
maybe by then, you will have something more constructive to say instead of the crap you come up with.

hurricanes, earthquakes, financial meltdown and oil subsidy wahala in nigeria and all you can come up with is finding 18+ virgins.
your mind is a terrible thing to waste. do something useful with your life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:52pm On Oct 28, 2011
4llerbuntu:
oh no, not again.

u mean in addition to fabricating stats, there is also blatant plagiarism without acknowledgment?
shucks. na wah ooooo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-716327.1632.html#msg9413986

that is plagiarism?

4llerbuntu(mumu-in-chief)---- it will be a travesty if you pass away and your autopsy reads death by[i] s[/i]tupidity.
i have tried all i can to cure you of your foolish genes but the more drugs/injections prescribed, the worse your crisis gets.
at this juncture, maybe i should just refer you to a spiritualist in uganda.

you homoerotic schlepp!
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2011
[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=790954.msg9436102#msg9436102 date=1319804284]She just called you a gay.

SMH

Stab her up lol[/quote]i wonder how she could smell one behind her dusty desktop, she must have been raised by one!
homoerotic Arrow!
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 1:03pm On Oct 28, 2011
kimberluge:
Coogar,u sound like a gaf(spelt  backwards)! I personally don't blame ladies who want vengeance,cos guys can't get pregnant dey fink dey can do wateva dey wish!!DOGS!!! undecided undecided undecided
sound like a gaf?

you must be high from smoking your own pubic hair!
Business › Re: Firm Demands N200m From OAU For 1982 Building Contract by coogar: 12:55pm On Oct 28, 2011
dayokanu:
Universal?? Or were you the boy caught scaling Universal fence to go peep at the girls?
scaling fence? hell to the no.
the chics troop in on the regular. most of them are posh chics from lagos.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=788995.msg9432870#msg9432870 date=1319753905]is this what's being referred to as motion ground?



[img]http://abdulapopoola.files./2011/01/library-2-opa-motion.jpg[/img]
it's just the front of the library.

http://abdulapopoola./2011/01/09/sights-of-oau/library-2-opa-motion/

why is it called motion ground. Or has it always been called that but i just dont remember. SUB is to the left, i think. With those nice little cafes in the round building.

i thought you folks meant sports center cos that's where a lot of letharios used to get their groove on under the bleachers.[/quote]called motion ground cos it's where students take motion pictures.
the photographers take you to a nice corner of the expansive ground and ask you to be walking/moving/motion and pics are snapped - hence the name motion picture. it's another nice river to cast fishing nets.

ife was mad fun.
i am sure i poached more chics there than dayokanu who actually was a student there.
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeatest ife!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 8:27pm On Oct 27, 2011
doyin13:
see bloviating oo

talking of mediawhore's . . who lifted an article from timesonline to defend this irrational Cleverley fixation.
a cursory glance at the previous pages on this same thread would tell you everyone has been harping about cleverley even before this season.
lifting an article from timesonline was just to solidify my points that i am not the only one who feels he works pretty well with anderson.
that article was written last friday. . . . .

aunty doyin13, comprehende?
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=790954.msg9431401#msg9431401 date=1319738255]That's Koyoke and MBJ. lipsrsealed tongue[/quote]who's mbj?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9431587#msg9431587 date=1319739821]Work for you as what Sir? Personal FBI agent?

Anyhow sha --deal.
wink[/quote]work for me as siri. cool
Business › Re: Firm Demands N200m From OAU For 1982 Building Contract by coogar: 8:18pm On Oct 27, 2011
naijababe:
Coogar, which one be homoerotic again? Una no go kill pesin  grin

N' gbo homoerotic dayokanu, which levels now? Baba oni infiniti. When i grow up i wan be like you o grin
dayo is g[i]a[/i]y na!
i know all his boy/fs in oau. cheesy
Business › Re: Firm Demands N200m From OAU For 1982 Building Contract by coogar: 8:06pm On Oct 27, 2011
dayokanu:
Odion Oherein? fair skinned guy? I know him wella

When we first started watching Champions league in PG we were usually very few. I remembered watching the UEFA cup match between marseille and Werder Bremen where Titi camara stole the show in the PG TV room but when the population of watchers became more, the PG guys started blocking us around 1998

Then we would go to Staff club, Ogunbanj or CC unitl those lecturers started sending us out

Later we went to Mayfair hotel in town but the Ife-Modakeke war stopped us around 2000. I remember watching lazio vs Chelsea Year 2000 in Mayfair hotels

Then one small TV room under Amphitheatre
it's possible i have jammed this homoerotic dayokanu before, mehn!

so you know mayfair hotels? i got loads of friends there way back.
my cousins stayed there - you turn right from that main long road into a slopy dusty road and you see the hotel - mostly bungalows.

there was one yeye pre-degree school nearby that hotel.
chei. . . . . .poaching was fun then.
Business › Re: Firm Demands N200m From OAU For 1982 Building Contract by coogar: 7:21pm On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=788995.msg9431127#msg9431127 date=1319735864]I said it!

See all the Agberos of Ife jumping in to reply? They can never change grin

Awon recalcitrant children gbogbo. SMH embarassed[/quote]https://www.gifbin.com/bin/2005309swsw.gif
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 7:18pm On Oct 27, 2011
pendo89:
A nice guy once told me 'any feeling you harbour for your ex is a sign that you have not got over him'
Instead of revenge use the time to build and develop urself. Leave vengeance to God.
a nice guy or your boyfriend?
pendo, confess now.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9431523#msg9431523 date=1319739269]Yelz. Part time Job. [/quote]come work for me - i will double your pay.
deal?
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 7:05pm On Oct 27, 2011
ronkebp:
My dear, things happen, but it is all in the past now, do not let one guy, steal your joy of having a man who is ready to love you and care for you till the end, there are good men out there, Just have a positive attitude.

I will not lie, revenge is sweet, but i personally do not have time for revenge, by the time the guy sees me dating his father, next, he will know berra. Me no dey play. cool cool cool
https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/airhoppz/GIFs/20u1f7q.gif

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9431309#msg9431309 date=1319737365]There you go! You snapped because you were busted! Ha! grin

I'm not being rude and nasty. I'm simply making sense.

Again, you're right. I have no life off Nairaland.



These were your words ;

"I'm guilty of punishing my ex-boyfriends too .infact,it has become a principle for me,if u dump me, i deal with you."

Now lemme analyse this sh1t.

Ex-boyfriend[b]s[/b]? How many boyfriends have you had since that 8-yrs-guy dumped you? You claim you were 17, when you started dating, and your present age is 25. Assuming your 25th birthday was on January 1st 2011---, you've had more than one boyfriend since then, dumped them and dealt with them--in the period of 10 months?

Omo you badddtt!

You got over that heart break pretty fast m'amm; usain Bolt style.

You are a 36 yr old woman. Believe it or not.  grin
[/quote]do you work for the fbi?
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 6:31pm On Oct 27, 2011
kokoye:
Coogar, I bet you can find a video with strong black females. grin
https://gene-co.org/threeholepunch.gif
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 6:28pm On Oct 27, 2011
reinedamse:
babe,must u be so rude and nasty.u r probably one of the many NERDS [/b]on nairaland who av no life outside nairaland.i'm 25, started dating d guy at 17, lost my virginity to him,dedicated 8 Years of my life and everything to him.i don't need u to believe my story and i don't need to post pictures of myself to convince you.i guess liars never believe others do they? pls just quit d nasty attitude [b]cos i'm not exactly nice too.
https://images.yuku.com/image/gif/90016767635092c953505893b2683988e4467bc1_r.gif
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 6:09pm On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9431004#msg9431004 date=1319734914]hehehehehe. Can you see you're confused?! You still need a man after-all. tongue

Sha do it fast fast, before your eggs start aging. You know men "manufacture" a huge number of sp[i]e[/i]rms almost everyday. You, as a woman have a fixed number of eggs, and they become nonviable after a while. So m'aam hurry up.
[/quote]her eggs have no expiry date.
i am ticked you still don't understand this chic is a superwoman!

she punishes men, goddamnit!
reinedamse is not like her fellow women - she's a mutant!

reinedamse:
No Dear i'm not confused, i sure need a man but not to hold and to cherish, to drain and to dump.i'm just 25.i heard d eggs start ageing wen u r like 40 tongue
matter of fact, because of the way humans keep fuckin with the planet(pollution, oil spillage, etc) the quality of food, water and air is not what it used to be. the average age a woman hits her menopause has dropped from 40 to early-mid 30s.

if i were you, i will start trapping those men soonest - but then i am not you
you are the superwoman with no expiry date. you go girl! cool

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=790954.msg9431044#msg9431044 date=1319735312]Chei! So you're only 25 and you're this depressed? That guy no try o. grin Haba? You started dating him when you were 15/16/17?  Nawa. Berra quit lying. You're 36. And pls post your pictures again. [/quote]haha - sherlock holmes!!!

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