₦airaland Forum

airmark: You wan turn yourself to godfather sort of. You must battle Mikuz or Ibime, so to clear all doubts. I want you to be dropping frees on ffr, if you like diss Seun osewa but let it be in bars.

how many times will i battle these cats? my bars have overtaken those two. i don't do jabs or write fillers to make a verse voluminous. every single bar i drop packs one or two haymakers & they are expensive.

FFR is not for me unless you want me to be picking any member i choose & decapitate them - which i believe is a bïtch move. i am not the type that loves to showboat.

airmark: Lets give him more time. He exuded tremendous confidence in the build-up. He must show up.

@ Warriblood, anytime you are online just post on the battle thread and tag me, i will post teddybiyasi's thereafter. already have hers. Further delay may be costly .

ok......
maybe there's no light in warri or he thought 9pm meant 9am.....or warriblood is in california(-8 hrs)

airmark: Still waiting for warriblood's verse.

surely, that's a no-show!!!

airmark, where's the battle between miyaki & warriblood?

beeevan: Coogar....

this is exactly what kulyie looked like as a child. if that mouth opens, 8 full feeding bottles would be emptied within 6 minutes.

beeevan: Chukwu ekwela ka ngwere gbaa aji!!!may be from chilli, certainly not me .

are you not byvan? the one & only bison byvan? haba, you mentored me. chilli is the quieter twin, you are the troublesome one.

mimijane: Pls if anyone is interested in buying a dredger,pls contact me 07085877108

how much?

EnlightenedSoul: Could have? Should have? Why didn't they? Blah! This is an INTRUSION. They planned the intrusion, not he. The old man wasn't sitting over their shoulders to know what they were capable of, whether they had any weapons, of what kind etcetera. He does not know their intent. They entered his home. They caused a scuffle, and tackled an 80 yr old man - apparently this pregnant lady is business of tackling people too - in his home. He was protecting himself.

Not murder.

protecting himself from intruders running away? how do you self-defend against a fleeing attacker? you aren't making a good case for this demented geriatric homeowner at all. if he had shot at them when they jumped on him, then fair play to him. however, to shoot an unarmed woman running away is the biggest form of cowardice ever. where is VAWA to take this old fool to the cleaners? nonsense VAWA can only outmuscle defenceless husbands, not cold-hearted female killer like this man.

How do you know they're meth addicts? You keep stating it as fact. Regardless, being under the influence doesn't make the experience any more pleasant for the poor elderly man who was attacked in his home. It's still a crime! If the man didn't have a gun, they would've gotten away with crime and who knows what they would've done with a man or their next victim. He had the right to defend himself and his home, and he did. America can be criticized, but not for this.

what crime would they have gotten away with? stealing DVD player or a laptop? surely, the geriatric man must have his home insured - he's likely to get his stuff back. what would bring back the life of this woman? if the man didn't have a gun is a moot point. he overpowered the intruders without his gun. they were amateurs, petty thieves!

You just finished telling me about how holding a child's hand whilst crossing the street is considered child abuse in your UK

now imagine what the law would do to a man like this that took law into his hands to shoot an unarmed pregnant woman........

beeevan: Coogar please go for deliverance from the spirit of foul fingers .

if only you knew i learnt every word from you.

kulyie: How dare you call me a nanny goat . anyway that one is not for me .we are talking sense here you are talking about being laid.why should I even be suprised when it's your tail doing the thinking for you.the brain seems like its under suspension. .

kulyie, go & get laid and stop acting sëxually frustrated. it's friday, call one of your pasuma boys, put some guinness bottles in the fridge for PAWA

op don't let this he goat deceive you.na their type dey shine congo of60 something year old women to pay their bills. Don't let anyone deceive you because the grass always seems greener on the other side.na house girl work you go dey do there. Just keep your hope alive. Things will get better

she's waited 4 years on this admission nonsense. must she wait till she's 35? why should i even be surprised? your friend in OAU told me you matriculated on your 31st birthday. she told me you repeated every class in your secondary school.

GIYAZZ: Nobody. It's a tie

if you cannot apply the voting criteria that mikuz wrote himself as the guideline then your verdict is null & void.

thanks for your strong attempt at díck-riding.

EnlightenedSoul: Burglars can't be trusted PERIOD. Many of them tell tales and appeal to your humanity so you could loose your guard, only to pull a gun on you NEXT MINUTE. It's a textbook tactic that most gun owners know about. They've also been known to double back to the house, and cause death or damage to avoid being reported etc.

hahahaha
this can't be right. the house owner already pulled a gun on them. any minute, he would be dialling 911 & squad cars would be everywhere. why would fleeing burglars come back to finish the job? it was already clear these two are a bunch of amateurs, they weren't armed, they were probably meth addicts looking for something to steal to feed their habits.

this is murder!

These are people that surveyed a home, realized a "vulnerable" old man was living there, and planned to steal anything they could, possibly do away with his life while they were at it. It's sad, but I don't blame the man. Absolutely not.

if the motive was to kill the house owner, they would be armed. they had a scuffle, they could have knifed him when they jumped on him. how did the "vulnerable" homeowner overpower them till they ran for their lives?

Let's lay the blame where it belongs: the accomplice, and an incredibly irresponsible and stewpid woman! It could have gone south for her in a 1001 different ways.

so the blame belongs to the deceased? a meth addict who might have been under the influence? you see why people think america is a shyte country? it's because of incidents like this. let any home owner shoot an unarmed woman running away in the UK....his 5th generation would live to tell the story of the smear campaign that would follow.

this is sheer cowardice. the pensioner should be jailed.

GIYAZZ: Sorry, but I never used the points. Please y'all shouldn't rate my verdict with the points. . . I don't look at that!

nah, redo your verdict by yourself!
no one will drop the verdict on your behalf.

think carefully before posting this time.....from the rules laid down, who do you think won the battle?

beeevan: Coogar ain't you gonna help

she didn't mention ituku ozalla in the places she wants to visit so i cannot help her cause.

kulyie: be reasonable
every thing is not comedy extravaganza

you are a nanny goat, if you are stressed, go & get laid.

a frustrated girl is talking about how she will travel out and instead of encouraging her that things will get better and there's light at the end of the tunnel you are there vomiting thrash that one man will come and whisk her away. Is that the solution

which light at the end of the tunnel? masters degree holder can't get jobs in nigeria then OND graduate would get? anyways, you have lost touch with reality since lot's wife turned to a pillar of salt so i am not surprised. you need brain tonic.

tomorrow people like you will start abusing her that she's a liability to her husband, she's lazy etc . must she depend on a man before she succeeds in life

how would she be a liability when she plans to continue her studies abroad? can you read at all? foreign countries will at least give her a chance to study & she can work at any level as long as she's got an equivalent of SSCE.

at least show you went to school and school passed through you. By the way what did you score in your jamb? What was your grades for waec? Respect yourself o.dont let me discipline you myself

between you & i, neutrals can easily deduce you were the one that dropped out in primary 5 cos akara-frying appealed to you more than being a medical doctor. if you don't remove yourself from here, my palms might join your cheeks in a holy matrimony.

GIYAZZ: My Honest Verdict

opener - TIE

rhymes - TIE

similes/metaphors - Fuckyouhard

punchlines - TIE

personals - Fuckyouhard(but not too hard tho)

flow - Mikuz

wordplays - Mikuz

closer - TIE

MVGT - TIE

you are a disgusting còcksucker....
even mikuz himself conceded defeat & from your own marking scheme, you are being economical with the truth...

so let's do some arithmetic, shall we?

you gave FYH metaphors & personals
you gave kim flow & wordplay

if you follow the rules here by applying the formulae.....

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

FYH scored 4 points
kim scored 3 points.

in your village, 4 - 3 is a TIE?

EnlightenedSoul: Yes, I am.

It's extremely unfortunate, but she was an intruder. You don't exactly believe or listen to an intruder as he/she talks tales. It's a common tactic of theirs.

that's not the point.....
she was running away from the house empty-handed. she pleaded for her life & the useless homeowner still shot her. seriously, why pull the trigger? they didn't steal anything - he would have lost nothing if he had spared her life......

are you really justifying murder?

if NL was a country, kulyie would be stella oduah. madcow would be asari dokubo. pickabeau1 would be pastor fatoyinbo, tpia would be kemi olunloyo.

EnlightenedSoul: A pregnant burglar, really

you are pro-gun.....
so let the post-mortem starts from here.....how do you explain this now? if the pensioner had no gun, this woman would still be living, no?

LogoDWhiz: Thanks.. But I didn't click on the button.. Picked d players myself.

try again & take your time.
don't spend too long deciding who you are choosing maybe your phone or webpage is autorefreshing after few minutes of inactivity.

they ran away
she was empty-handed
she pleaded for her life
pensioner still pulled the trigger & killed her

and he was not arrested?

america is a 3rd world country.

EnlightenedSoul: Tell me that isn't true. Insane!
Meanwhile, some immigrant parents are drawing their blinds and shutting their windows for an angry beating sessions.

yes, it's true.

LogoDWhiz: Please , I'm trying to register my players on the FPL website, but it keeps reloading the players for me after clicking enter. Please what can I do?

Tag: MaziOmenuko, mukina2,coogar

get a faster connection & stop clicking auto-select button.

beeevan: How much do they pay SSCE holders and for how long do you think you can save to gather what you need? You might have to evaluate your dream.

what makes you think she cannot find an eligible bachelor residing in australia that would whisk her away to brisbane.

she needs to post pictures & her correct bio-statistics. the quickest way to get abroad is marriage. if she's a stunner, her chances are great.

can you lovebirds get a room? don't derail this thread with romeo & juliet vibe.

crackhaus: Yelling, invading privacy, and sending kids on errands are not totally extreme. I can't say the same for physical/verbal abuse.

they are very extreme. yelling is verbal abuse. kids get beaten at home, they get thrashed in schools by some sadist teachers. the abuse of a nigerian child starts from infanthood to adulthood. if the child is unlucky, the abuse is life-long.

crackhaus: Emboldened is actually funny...not all maybe, but a considerable number.

What I consider extreme is summarily any punishment that inflicts 'excessive' physical pain.

so which group of nigerian parents would escape the long arms of the law? which nigerian parent doesn't yell at their kids, which of them doesn't invade their kid's privacy? verbal abuse? physical abuse? horrible errands here & there nko?

abeg.....all the parents in nigeria will be in prison for decades.

zerray: please how good is university of nottingham? where is the location and whats the avr amount for accommodation around the university

it's a good school - one of the chosen few.

biyasi is cooking something dopë in the lab. if teddy disappoints, i will feed her to the hungry lions at yankari.

crackhaus: You're right...
The Nigerian parenting I went through however wasn't as extreme as you might put it, it was definitely not liberal as well.

Given a balance, I would prefer leaning more towards the Nigerian-styled parenting (keeping it away from the extreme though) than settling for the more liberal western-styled parenting.

it depends on the standard by which you are looking at both sides of it. what do you consider extreme? if they try all nigerian parents in the court of western countries, all of them would go to jail for gross child abuse.

alutacontinua: it's not everyday that you get to be on point, but the above is ON POINT!
The Nigerian system that leaves you with the resilience to survive anywhere is a golden attribute every child should have.

which resilience?
what has that system given us? where's our own einstein or zuckerberg? our system limits us, we cannot even ask questions because our elders are always right even when they are talking bullshyte. our system teaches us to be silent, timid, respectful - kids cannot learn from that.

damiso: True and also to study what works best for the child in question.

but you have to agree the western system is too soft & often bothers on stüpidity. are you aware holding a child's hand firmly while crossing the road is child abuse in the UK? some parents got their kids taken from them because they held the kids too firmly........

can you beat that?