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crackhaus: Some schools of thought believe that the testiclës seeing nowhere to stay outside the body of a woman, ascended up into the body to form the ovaries.

Okay now I'm finding this funny. This guy is yet to prove to me how a man is not the head of his home...basing his argument on who was what first in the womb. Joker!

so if testicles had been tucked inside the body of a man, they would have been ovaries? dayuuuuum, that's some epic discovery.

cococandy: my highness?

yes, your highness!

cococandy: Biko what does all these have to do with th topic mbok?

your highness, i am trying to cross-examine the OP's state of mind to ascertain his sanity. he's got this same topic on his blog.....why bring it to NL? what's the motive? is he lonely on his blog he needs cheerleaders to drive his idiotic opinion?

crackhaus: Cell differentiation I meant to write, not fertilization.

What else do you find ridiculous? The similarity between cli.toris and pe.nis?

of course, ovaries & testiclës are also similar, isn't it?

Relationship101: Do you have pity for the children killed during biafra war?? What of thousands of children that die everyday?

just tape it shut, you are starting to act like a cheap whorë starvëd of attention. i am sure the reason you came here is to drive traffic to your psychotic blog & you knew the herd of female sheep on NL will buy your topic line, hook and sinker.

Dantedasz: Had to visit the OPs blog to try and understand him better. Have to admit I left it more confused.
A mixture of mumbo jumbo signifying nothing.

he's suffering from creeping neurosis. he doesn't even have any sympathy for the 200 innocent girls taken in chibok. he has no pity for them because the news is too popular.

cococandy: That must have been a painful experience for him.
Pls don't rub it in.

i ain't rubbing it in. just exposing the fact that the lad is psychologically-disturbed.

as predicted, teddymiyaki roasted warriblood's testiclês and ate them.

miyaki took it all....opener, closer, punches rhymes, metas, etc

MVGT - teddyishappy!

kulyie: gbeborun, woman wrapper wetin consain you

you wan marry am just say the truth and let the drvil be ashamed you like him abi?

he's made for a girl like you. you guys should hook up & start the fertilisation process. only your hips can cure his madness.

Relationship101: Go read the article. If you can't comprehend it then sorry, I can't answer you better.

i thought it better to hear from the horse's mouth. losing 5 siblings is a monumental heart-shattering experience. if we add that to the abuses you suffered as a child then i think there's a justifiable excuse for you to be insane.

yeyenatu: Ibime and coogar should hook up and lay the golden egg. so I can make an omellete with that sh*t! but ibime is still my vibbie.

YeaYeaNot

ibime is an ovulating female - he's still in shock coogar is better than him. he ran from a battle & he's been ducking ever since. if i see him on the streets of london, i will take his head off.

Relationship101: Damn man you got it right. Should I buy you a Limo?

obinna, how did you lose 5 of your siblings in one fell swoop? was it an auto-accident or they were attacked by robbers?

sosiqdude: ...see you're just being funny..you know that not possible..why bringing up issue like that?

but that's exactly the point.
ibime is from PH for instance, if i am battling him today and decided to pun PH, there's no way i won't write similarly to anyone he's battled before that used the same PH angle against him.

PH/litmus test/acid/basic must appear in both set ups. will it then be fair to accuse the new writer of biting the old one? i nearly paid for it last week. limerick used one bar that i had already written down in another way. "emenike with a 9 in his back" bar. i had mine written as ryan giggs with an 11 in his back. something just told me to look around first before adding it to my bars & bingo, i found it on NL.

if i had posted it, i woulda been accused of biting.

Ibime: Thís what happens when y'all allow a lunatic biter run loose in thís section. Nobody will enjoy the sport anymore. Every battle will turn turn to politics. That's what happens when a ninja with 2 verses and a thousand chitchats in 6 months starting throwing his weight around. It won't be about the BARS no more.
There's a reason I refused to engage with thís clown, cos he is not about the BARS. Check our last battle, 4 years ago - even after everyone gave verds, the ninja went on derailing the thread for 3 pages. Thís ninja will turn NL to Facebook or 2go with his chitchats. He aint about bars or the fun of the sport.
https://www.nairaland.com/295022/sauron-vs-ibime
A so called textcee who spit two verses in 6 months, now claiming all his bars are generic, not bitten. If in two verses, his whole body of work is generic, goes to show why he can't be taken seriously.

ibime, go & get medication for your psychosis. the dude you battled was sauron(whom you later bit like my evidence said). my name is coogar - i have nothing in common with sauron.

when i took the heat to your doorstep you ran away like a bïtch cos you had nothing written down that could subdue my verse. coogar isn't sauron. stop lying & stop confusing the newbies.

crackhaus: See the person y'all are taking serious...heck, check out his three topics and tell me if there's any doubt as to this person's state of mental health

didn't he write he lost 5 siblings? i have no doubt in my mind this young lad is suffering from a huge dose of psychosis.

[quote author=Sauron(2010)]I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney. Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony.
He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face till he spews baloney
With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely.[/quote]

Ibime 2014: You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/

ibime caught biting word for word, rhyme for rhyme, scheme for scheme.

kr0ne: Airmark, please close this thread. Mikuz should come back, this battle never happened. If you leave it open this madness will go on and on. The thread is messed up already. Smh!!

ibime aka o'bese ruined the thread with a biased verdict. he's salty his fellow cöcksucker got beaten by FYH. he's been attacking FYH ever since then of writing generic bars. something any writer is guilty of.

if there's a particular angle my opponent can be attacked - i cannot be the only one that sees that angle....others would see it as well & write about it. it may be generic but it doesn't take out the sting in the bar.

sosiqdude: Hahaha ..impossible!!

impossible ke? ibime wrote the overseas/abroad line in 2010 circa.....eminem released rap god in 2013 so surely, eminem bit ibime's lines.

that's just me proving lots of rap heads here who claim to know about hip-hop know nothing about it.

Relationship101: Yes I grew up in a broken home. My dad TOOK CHARGE and that cost my mum some long stay in the hospital. If my dad didn't TAKE CHARGE I would have been a good boy in NL
And Bros...... Who made MAN the head of a family?? Please I beg you, don't say that it is your jewish God Yahweh. That will place you beneath logical stage.

i don't have anything to say to you. you had a difficult childhood. nothing i say here can heal your wounds. you don't need my answer, you need therapy.

eminem rap god: It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas. And take a vacation to trip a broad

yes, eminem bit ibime here cos eminem came to NL to steal this particular bar.

eminem is a biter.

peterrParker: I see you're shaking

na your eyes dey shake. coogar is a bartender. bars is what i do on a daily basis. ibime is just salty no one respects him.

Lagunna: Fadeyi oloro has been exposed..Lobatan

Cheeiiii... Adonbilivit
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you can believe whatever you wanna believe....my bars? i penned them with my own fingers. no biting. puns maybe generic, the set up itself is totally different.

peterrParker: why are you always coming up with generic punches? And you'll be the one criticize someone popping that. .
It's clear, you bit!!!.
Thats why you drop bars once in a blue moon. . .

whose punches here aren't generic? bring any ibime's verse here and i will point out at least 10 generic lines in each of them. it's the tactics he uses when he loses. he runs around screaming genetic verse this, generic verse that.

real rap heads care more about the set-ups before the punches and how the rhyme scheme goes. do you know how many rappers that have used MJ's neverland ranch in their verse? even eminem used overseas/a broad in his rap god track......yes, eminem bit too.


mumus can't differentiate between a bite & a generic line.

kulyie: ok lets find out from the horses mouth

op do you have a tail between your legs, YES OR NO

you don't need to find out anything.
even if he's a man, he must have grown up in a broken home. a child that grew up in a house where the father "took charge" and performed his fatherly role will not come online and write such nonsense.

however, when the father is absent & the mother played the role of both parents, it's easy to figure out why anyone would feel men aren't the heads of their families. he's a product of his environment. he needs a father figure!

Ibime: Bros, don't gas yourself. Don't talk to me about Coogar. I've known that biter for over 6 years. I'm not active in this section to trade gist with everyone. I only pick out the guys that entertain me. Coogar is unemployed and got all the time in the world to do that. He will even be Teddybiyasi's verses. He's a politician

your father is a lunatic - there i said it. i am unemployed & yet me and my homies had to contribute our hard-earned money to fund your wedding. you are a disgrace to your community.

On FFR, we always favour skill. If you are ill, we recognise you straight away like Prekky, Thunderstorm, Joshuabase etc, and recently Krone. If you come here as a light-heavyweight (which you are), we engage you in friendly battles (Glacierz, EvilChapterz, Loonatic etc all arrived as light-heavyweights) If you have an ego bigger than your skill level, we ignore you. You improve here by working on your skill and not being sensitive. We not ninjas who see something wack and say it's hot.

which stupid skill do you favour? generic nonsense you spit with a 2-syllable rhyme scheme? what have you spit in the last 8 years that are original. you bite so much you even stole sauron's rhyme scheme word for word - you are a disgrace.

I'm not here to be anybody's paddy. I'm busy. Coogar will see your generic bars about 'Males' and 'postal service' and claim it's a haymaker. I've seen a million of those puns, I can't say that. The Coogar will chat two thousand chitchats with you, while only dropping two verses in 6 months, and those two verses are full of other people's raps. He's not a rapper, he's a biter. He will hail your generic puns because all his stuff is bitten anyway:

ibime, you are the biter here....were you not exposed 2 months ago when you bit sauron's lines about fists joining in holy matrimony. all the verses of the rap heads you stole on AHH before it went down are there for all to see. you target rap forums that are about to go down & steal verses there. only PH faggöts & all the bastärds you sired respect you.

http://battlelyrics.com/2013/09/25/t-rex-vs-dizaster-lyrics/

Dizaster: "I name my fists Whitney and Bobby. . . . cos when I punch they crack heads"

this is a generic punch, not a bite. look at my set-ups & compare it to the lyrics you went to steal. how's this a bite?

Bender vs Illmaculate at 7.10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEYdhO4N918

You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

another generic punch about overseas employment & abroad. something you even claimed yourself that 20 textcee rappers have used before on NL. lemme guess, all of them bit too. you are a disgrace. puns would always be used & overused. it's the set-up that matters.

There is nothing Coogar spit before that is original. He spit two verses in 6 months and all the concepts have been seen before except Fadeyi Oloro line. That's why real vets don't take him serious, only newbies whose ego he massages.

ajepaki/eminem stan have been used before? identity theft line used before? symbicort(your asthma) line used before? chibok for help bar was used before? out of more than 100 bars i have written, you found 2 generic points and you are having orgäsms? you are a monumental disgrace. what else have i bitten? i am sure my PH @ 13/basic rhymes was also a bite written by asari dokubo when he was 9.

If I'm lying, show me one vet who hail him. He's a noisemaking nonentity. Don't ever bring my name and his in the same sentence again. I've known Sauron for 6 years and defeated him multiple times, even Krayola disgraced him off the site. I would not give that ninja air to be considered my rival, he's just another Sleakid. I only blame Mikuz for opening thread for me and Coogar where nobody sent him.

i command respect from here & beyond. i write battle bars for people & get paid for them. you are a big good for nothing unemployed lunatic. all you do at home is eat and eat and scrounge for benefits. your igbo wife will soon divorce you, that's when the cookie will crumble. benefit scrounger, anuofia!

kulyie: I was already expecting people like you

I knew your head will be standing up in raging anger

that it was even a man that typed it makes it more sweet. At least I will see whether they will call him feminist

op get ready because you have just stepped on FRAGILE EGOS

why should i believe a man wrote this piece? this is the handiwork of a menstruating female trying to score cheap brownie points. only a man that has sold his birthright, born without testiclës can write this nonsense.

the thread is an epic fail!

i am quite certain the OP just escaped from a mental home. he was there for aeons, hands tied behind his back with spittle foaming in his mouth.

peterrParker: I wont derail the thread.

you should have thought about this before opening that cesspit you call your mouth. for halfwitted mortals like you, i am your god. the next time you come at me like you did, i would piss all over your face. i have zero tolerance for epileptic beasts of burden like yourself.

DonTim1: Mod, biko do somtin oooo

you can't have space in your username anymore because it makes your mention tab difficult to function. the system automatically converted don tim to dontim1.

ELYMAXiimus: Wey krone,, go nd see your most hyped wariblood's verse against tb... I dey tell you sey you can't be so sure he'll whoop flash!
That wariblood ehn, see lines, smh!

i don't even think teddy needs to drop her verse. warriblood puts the W in wackness. where's airmark when you need him? warriblood needs to be sent to a mental home........

peterrParker: Nl without coogar gone be like chelsea fc without lukaku

i agree & this is why i sent kim on voluntary retirement. bring anybody out in your clan right now & they would get mortally wounded. penning bars is an innate ability - i don't need to wait 3 days to compose 40 bars that would send you & your cousins to the hell they belong.

peterrParker: bla bal bla. . Always this

go fück yourself, peterparker. you are the spërmhead your momma should have swallowed with a cold bottle of gulder.

peterrParker: Dude, sdfu!!! You always popping nonesense. . You aint even a vet, you just a sissy throwing insult to erry body! You should be banned! You a virus to the rap battle section. Slowpoke! I'm waiting for your insult.

who claimed i am a vet? coogar is a vet-killer. all the people you worship, i have killed them lyrically. you are a monumental embarrassment to your family tree. your mates are writing dopë verses, you are on the sideline checking for which straw is more suited to the cöcks you suck.

fuckyouhard: it's glarin that ibime is biased! generic puns? smh! ibime, go n watch how real rap battles are done in kotd! the win is decided by the number of jabs recorded! read mikuz's lines again. he's just tellin his usual long stories but hardly hittin, tho ur cliché won't see that. ur just too pompous proud of yourselves, that's why i prefer coogar. u discriminate, he doesn't. mikuz, from day one has hated me without any reason. I even voted in his favor against Sid, ask him. the only sociable fellow here in ur group is airmark. but to u newbies shudn't be seen around here but coogar is free with everyone. so when u see a lot of people on his side, it's not dickridin. they find him lively. just imagine an nl without coogar. .. . .enough said!

that's because they have been gassed by halfwits & stark illiterates that normally populate this region. o'bis calls himself a king & the other calls himself the achebe of rap - why do you think they would give newbies a chance when they see themselves as demigods with their useless weak penmanship? the truth is - they don't want anyone else to grow. this is why they shut newbies down.

fuckyouhard: we don't see u in battle threads, even when ur name is tagged. but here u r today, sleepless. . .restless! u must do everythin within ur power to turn this around, wudn't u? smh!

you don't need to argue with social reprobates before they accuse you of swaying. only a complete troglodyte would argue you didn't win this battle.....

generic puns? so it's mikuz's puns that are not generic? that nonsense verse that has no single haymaker in it? haven't you noticed the people giving the battle to mikuz can't do a breakdown how they arrived at their verdict? that's all the clue you need to see they are cöcksuckers.

you won the battle - take both verses to facebook or any other rap forum and you will still win. there's a difference between a battle verse and a topical written. i have nothing against mikuz - mikuz himself conceded defeat and yet the obese charlatan & his army of bastärds are yapping nonsense.

bunch of airheads!

EnlightenedSoul: @coogar Lets just leave it at that. It's a sad discussion. If he hadn't found his gun, would your have fled? You're micro analyzing the conditions of a burglary rationally after the incident occurred, after we've gained all the answers.

i am still at sea on how you can justify the shooting of an unarmed woman that is running away from a criminal activity.

zaragal: Has nigeria education fraustrated anybody here or am I d only one in dis dilemma

you are not the only one - others are either pretending or being economical with the truth. even if you manage to complete the university stuff, it's another rat race to get a job that merits your certificate.

seriously, intensify your efforts to travel abroad. nigeria has failed you & many others. why persevere with a country that has no plans nor care for you?

peterrParker: I'm new here, but i think mikuz bagged fyh. Fuckyouhard came with generic puns,metaphors...

you registered 34 mins ago after the battle was completed? lololololol. so kim abandoned his old moniker to metamorphose to peterparker?

this battle rap shyte is a real struggle o.

EnlightenedSoul: LOL@VAWA. Now I know you're being not serious.
They were running from their criminal activities, to avoid capture or double back - who the heck knows - AFTER attempted robbery, and assault! The article fails to mention that he's been robbed several times before, likely by these same people.

whatever happened in the past is irrelevant. running away meant they had given up on their quest to steal. they couldn't have double-backed.....they couldn't be that stüpid to come back and face a pensioner with a loaded weapon.

The only criticism I have of him is not that he shot her, but that he shot her twice. The case is being investigated. We'll see how it turns out.

why shoot to kill? couldn't he have shot her in the leg or shoulder? how's this not murder? if a police officer had shot at an unarmed female, he would be tried for murder. how's this demented man different? i hope prosecutors charge him for murder - this is no longer a case of self-defense.

Who knows! This is an old man that has been robbed numerous times before. He had a right to defend himself, and his home. There are a fair number of gun owners throughout, so burglars assume the worst. The woman made the choice to put her life in jeopardy by breaking into someone's house.

that objective had been accomplished the moment the intruders took to their heels. why shoot at the woman? like i said earlier, if they were running towards him then he's blameless but they were running away. the woman even had time to plead & yet the blood-thirsty wankêr still pulled the trigger - how isn't this murder?

An 80 year could've overpowered two ppl without his gun? Are you serious?
You're sympathizing with the actual criminals, as if they're harmless, to call the assaulted and terrorized old man a criminal. How ironic!

how was he able to scare them away? they jumped on the pensioner but the pensioner still managed to get his gun. surely, the pensioner overpowered the intruders & that was why they fled from him.

She's not just some unarmed pregnant woman (btw the pregnancy isn't yet confirmed). She's a possibly armed criminal who'd attempted burglary, and assaulted a homeowner whilst pregnant - peep the difference.

if she was armed, why did she run? why would an armed criminal run away & risk her life to be shot when the easier option of harming the pensioner is available? think about this - the pensioner had successfully defended his home when they ran away. doing anything extra is an overkill & this is why he should be charged.