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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2014
mikuz: One hit wonder, battle Loonat11k first.
i don't battle midgets....
if mikuz is 6 times better than loonat11k, and coogar killed mikuz without a shadow of doubt, what would coogar do to loonat11k? y'all would have to break the bad news of his death to his family.

nah, no more carrying of a midget's casket on my conscience.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:28pm On Jul 24, 2014
StarBoard: Maybe but it would be a shame to jettison Carrick just like that.
You were the one saying that people like Carrick are very rare, because they think and anticipate rather than throw themselves all over the place.
Suddenly he's rubbish and consigned to the scrap-heap? Damn, it's a cruel cold world.
the kinda formation LVG is trying to deploy won't suit carrick. 3-4-3 requires a lot from the central defenders. they have to be highly mobile & combative to cover up for the missing man in the defence. carrick is 33 or so, i think he's done.

Me I personally think leadership is by example. Being vocal could be an asset but true leadership comes through effort for me.
I think De Gea has done enough to inspire confidence in his back-line. I have been one of his harshest critics, but I've come around to admit I was wrong by him putting up consistent match-winning/point-saving displays.
you just need to remember roy keane in his hey days. it was like having SAF on the field with the players. he yelled, screamed, pointed fingers and there was no moment of slackness.

yes, he often goes overboard but you need a bit of his steely nature at times to dust the cobwebs in the brains of players like valencia & rooney. i wish we could have keane back in the technical team. he should be van gaal's number 2. the combo would have been epic.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:19pm On Jul 24, 2014
mikuz: 10 more pages of trashy and childish rantings to come.

Nobody takes this place serious anymore.

FFR's glory days are behind it.

These bbitches have desecrated FFR.
The only solution is to lock it for life. Otherwise you gon' see!!
kim.....limerick has called you out. accept the battle & the chitchats will stop. cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2014
Limerick: Wait, I'm confused. Is cooger some sort of super mod?
ask mikuz what happened when he banned 9 members of the phoenix order. ask him who pressed the buttons to have them unbanned!!!

coogar is a levitating sorcerer.......my power stretches from here to himalayan mountains. i can make airmark cough blood wherever he is.


airmark: I have banned your hyenna. So do your worst. Rules are rules. He knew about it. Bruce even claimed iceskidd too had done same before and was nt punished. So he knew what he was doing. This must stop. When i was asked to ban him after the deadline passed, i was the one who still said we should give him some time. He was seen peeping on the thread but could nt drop only to come around giving flimpsy excuses. Do you think being mod is something that brings me money in TX? You sounded childish.
FYH has forgiven him - why did you have to ban him & deny this community what promises to be a good battle? you guys don't like chit-chats here & yet you make controversial decisions that promote chit-chats?

it's not cool, man.
unban the dude & let's see a proper battle. if FYH wants the battle regardless, his wishes must be respected. worst case, deduct 5 points from the guy that pulled the no-show.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:07pm On Jul 24, 2014
airmark: Dont tell me how to do things. I dont tolerate bad precedence. I wont hesitate to wield the big stick on anyone taking battles for granted. If you cant endure the heat dont go into the kitchen. Coog, this is your last warning, you have been a bad influence in this section. When you were n't here, everyone enjoyed FFR with great verses but now what do we have?. This is your last warning, we want to enjoy bars on FFR not chit chats. Respect youself.
my last warning?
look at this little man. you are not fit to do this job. all you mods who are too broke to use the internet & do your jobs should be removed.

the battle is between 2 people. only FYH can decline to battle bruce. if he wants it, it's not your business to oppose their decision. you are just an umpire - you shouldn't make yourself a superstar. if FYH is willing to move on from bruce's late reply, who are you to lock the thread?

press that ban button & see yourself removed as a mod. this is your last warning too.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:58am On Jul 24, 2014
Limerick: Mikuz, just accept my call out, I promise not to touch your biitchy part. . . I'd just give u a memorious death ffool cheesy
limerick
•polysyallbic rhymes
•delivery
•punchlines
•metaphors
•morbid imagery
•flow

mikuz
•flow
•style
•delivery
•fillers

this can only go one way - limerick will beat the crap out of kim kardashian!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:35am On Jul 24, 2014
where's airmark? he should open the battle thread na & let FYH drop his bars. honestly, i am starting to think kim as a mod is much much better than airmark.

if both textcees decide to forget the past & do the battle, who is airmark to rule otherwise? this airmark is going to make me use my powerful connections again to overrule him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 11:28am On Jul 24, 2014
2legit2qwt: Mukina2, send ibime code please. The bro has suffered enough
i am not sure this half-hearted apology is enough. how many FPL members will see this? muki should put this apology on front page for 24 hours. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:28am On Jul 24, 2014
StarBoard: I think it's too early to say this with any certainty. Remember this was LA Galaxy. We shouldn't be getting ahead of ourselves. Sure Herrera looks the baller, but he hasn't proved himself to me where it matter most, the EPL. We will still need him in some way or the other.(Carrick)
i don't think LVG will like carrick's static style of play. LVG prefers combative midfielders & this is why he is not satisfied yet with herrera. personally, i think carrick is done!

Why not try David De Gea?
He has some stature of some sort given he was our best player last season. I think that is exemplary leadership even theough we had a horror season.
he doesn't talk.....too quiet to charge the boys along. a captain needs to be vocal & assertive. de gea needs to start opening his mouth & scream at his team mates.

Plus the old timers (minus Rooney Fletcher and Carrick) that would have been in contention for the band are no longer around.
these ones all have the self esteem of an elf. they are not confident in themselves, how would they draw the confidence of others?

It would be interesting, though I think van Gaal would prefer loyal and experienced folk as his captain.
van gaal will only do what is right for his blueprint. he has shown he doesn't give two fücks about tradition or precedents. he could make herrera a captain and stick to his decision, he's eccentric!

I think RVP being captain will do nothing to heal the apparent rift between Rooney and himself. But I may be wrong o. Just my opinion
who gives a damn about rooney? the best & the most consistent performer should be made captain. RVP has shown times without number to be better than rooney at everything.

if rooney pulls his finger out & return to the form of 11/12 season then fair play to him. however, if he plays like he did at the world cup missing glaring chances then he should be sold to PSG.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:18am On Jul 24, 2014
StarBoard: So who do you think should cop the band?
I'm not for Rooney for the reasons you stated above.
I'm thinking Carrick when he returns from injury.
herrera has taken carrick out of the team. there's no way carrick will play 15 league games this season unless herrera gets injured. if we get vidal, carrick should just get a transfer request & join up with rio & harry redknapp at QPR.

the captain should be johnny evans but i am not sure he's vocal enough. de gea is too new to get it. evra could have been the most suitable player. valencia is too stüpid to be a captain. young is hated by most, mata & kagawa are too new.

RVP should get it!
Family › Re: Is My Sister Wrong !?? by coogar: 9:13am On Jul 24, 2014
Tantidora: My sister friend is not aware she is married.
This a person who most of her friends are not aware she is married..........
My sister has a thing for her friends elder bother ( a widower).
on this basis, your sister deserves a dozen slaps. her husband did very well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:11am On Jul 24, 2014
afrodoc: whoscored gave him one assist in the EPL for the whole season so don't know what u talking about.
ok you are right Ashley Young had a better season than Adnan
and every man & his dog know whoscored are crap when it comes to compiling assist charts. they do not give assists for a player that wins penalty for his team. you should stop arguing & use your own logic. young had more than 1 assist in the premier league last season.


chrisley024: Young scored 2!cry
Afrodoc, Coogar is coming grin
but young is useless.....it baffles me how a useless winger can get a brace & world class wingers like valencia cannot. grin


psalmdave: van gaal shouldnt give that armband 2 vanpersie,it wud be unfair 2 d football world...rooney? It would be better 2 rest it on either fletcher or carrick 2 save controversy
i am not a fan of a striker getting the armband. someone who can see the whole of the pitch during the game should be getting it. a defender or a goalie should get it but it's so bad none of those is experienced enough.

between rooney & RVP, RVP deserves it 1000 times more. rooney acted like a traitor(twice)!!!
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 1:05am On Jul 24, 2014
TheBigUrban2: You do realise that consent can be revoked as well?
at what point did this married woman revoke her consent? at the point of ejäculation or after the completion of the sex session?
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 12:33am On Jul 24, 2014
TheBigUrban2: Thanks but you are neither a lawyer nor a judge.
Take your advice and read on marital rap£
stop embarrassing yourself....
she gave consent to sex - this case isn't anywhere close to marital räpe. since when has semën or lack of sëmen defined rapë?

good lord.....just keep quiet before you tie yourself in more tortuous knots of logic. i can write everything you know about criminal law on a grain of rice.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:31am On Jul 24, 2014
bodashee: Coogar, just start building a family house in Nigeria now o, becuz all the grandchildren I see you having......you guys will certainly need a family house. Your boys will just keep bringing home them kids in droves.
nah.....their first lesson is protection. how to wear double condoms. once they graduate from that class, i will unleash them on your girls. it's just for fun & at the end of it all, they shall disperse to their separate ways. cheesy grin

Anyway, the girls in question are billed to be Royal Roy's children. I'll just ask him to ban you from NL or restrict you to food section. Take ya time o.
roy's girls? that's even better.
i get to have my vengeance on all the times roy has banned me or when he's sent spambot after me.

#dancingazonto
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:12am On Jul 24, 2014
bodashee: Filmtrick. It can't happen. It simply can't. No girl that grows up under me can fall for the kinda men you're planning to raise. Your boys will only come back home with broken hearts.....at worst. At best..... everybody has fun and goes their seperate ways.
i don't disagree with this. let my boys have fun & walk away unharmed & uncursed. grin cheesy grin
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:59pm On Jul 23, 2014
TheBigUrban2: Bros, you lied na.....the case was more nuanced than you put.
The judge even echoed my thoughts on the matter. If the guy reasonably tried not to e.jaculate in her, the case would have been dismissed. The guy has already had a history of being abusive and the wife didnt want another child. He refused to withdraw and insisted he had the right because she was his wife
you are a consummate rëtard!
it's his wife not a whorë from a brothel. if she was so concerned about his semën, why didn't she wear a femidom? what about the other 10+ contraceptive measures open to her? why did this case even get to court at all if you have any iota of common sense? how effective is withdrawal method?

there you go - your 20+ years of formal education was put to sword within few minutes. i think you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your education!
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:54pm On Jul 23, 2014
MrAnony1: Really? So you don't care if the law is just or unjust? I see.
i only obey the laws - whether it's just or unjust is purely an academic point.


What exactly was I supposed to learn and why is it shameful that I didn't?
you thought the instance i cited was pulled out of the arsê of a baboon. instead of you to do your research & check if i was right, you called me a liar. i have never seen such display of lack of manners in my entire life.
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:47pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: haba...na fight? only losers resort to name-callings when on the verge of losing argument....c'mon we all learn everday afterall
you have lost already.
i have been able to educate you on what your 20+ years of formal education failed to achieve. prior to this day, i doubt you have ever heard of the term digital räpe. if you stop reading gossip magazines & pay attention to the world beyond you, my posts wouldn't have been shocking to you.


ihedinobi2: If you want to educate me on the different forms of feminism, you have my blessing.
this is the case of the woman that claimed her hubby räped her.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314469/Men-convicted-rape-woman-agrees-sex.html?ito=feeds-newsxml#article-2314469.
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: i think you shud take your advice grin
there's no point debating with stark illiterates.

MrAnony1: And I am telling you that if that is the case in your neck of the woods, then the law makers at your end are upholding an unjust law.
who cares whether the law is just or unjust? when there's no law, there's no crime. when there's law then there's simply no excuse. it's just baffling that learned people like you are so stiff to learn beyond your noses.

it's a shame!
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:34pm On Jul 23, 2014
MrAnony1: That's simply not true especially in the example being discussed.
i am telling you what obtains in my neck of the woods & you are saying it's not true. you must be having a laugh. a woman must consent 100% for it to be sex......otherwise, it's räpe!


TheBigUrban2: Lack of exposure? grin grin grin
Do you even know why I called you a liar?
pray tell - why am i a liar?

TheBigUrban2: It is not that digital rap£ doesnt exist....the lying part is where you claimed that the girl grabbed the boy's joystick. If she did, it would be hard for her to claim rap£ and escape it being dropped as a false/unfounded claim
i only cited a case of what usually happens in parties. just because a woman grabbed a man's còck does not mean she wants sëx. penetration or intrusion of her vagïna alone is digital räpe if she did not give consent to it.

in massachusetts, "penetration" does not have to be extensive: the commonwealth can satisfy this element by simply proving that there was a slight intrusion into the vägina, or that the lâbia or vulvä was even touched by the male.
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:29pm On Jul 23, 2014
TheBigUrban2: Coogar can lie grin grin
i don't expect you to know beyond your nose. when someone doesn't agree with your stance, the next thing is to throw insults & brand him a liar.

well, lemme educate you - go on google and search for digital räpe. look at the few cases & the people that have been convicted with the charge. come back here & apologise for your lack of exposure.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 11:24pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Game on. I'll train my daughters to be strong and smart. If they catch your sons, they'll be sorry.
no wahala!
don't come knocking on my door that my sons have impregnated your daughters.....else, i will print these comments and show them. you are in for it. my boys will pursue your girls from benin to budapest - and they shall have my financial backing till they reach the promised land. grin cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:21pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: in what jurisdiction is the boldened act criminalized as rape
in the united states.
google is your friend
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:19pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: sighting the case wud be rily helpful if u dnt mind.
My point remains until proven that her consent wasn't given to the action,d r@pe thingy remains a claim
are you kidding me?
consent was given to the act, consent wasn't given for the man to ejacülate. she told her hubby to pull out but the hubby refused telling her "i am your husband and i shall do what i please". she got pregnant as a result & she took the matter to court.

at first hearing, the case was dismissed then it went to the high court & 3 lord judges deliberated and re-examined the case. this time they came with a verdict that it was räpe since her choice was taken away from her. i will look into my archives later & send you the link. even british women were embarrassed with the ridiculousness of the verdict & how it's a mockery to the genuine victims of räpe.


ihedinobi2: I actually lol'ed at this. I did read something like it too in the silly instances they were giving of when an event is räpe but reading it again somehow doesn't wipe out the ridiculousness abeg. grin
just so you know - a woman can never räpe a man in the west. at worst, she can only get sëxual assault. the only instance women get charged for rapë is when she's an accomplice to a man räping another woman.

so if a woman spikes your drink & mounts you without your consent, it doesn't amount to räpe. the explanation is only a man carries an organ that can penetrate so women cân never râpe.


I think they should just start making Mars habitable so that the two genders can go their separate ways and meet only after they've signed very elaborate contracts.
you are right bro!
in this century, it's a criminal offence on it's own to be male. cheesy grin
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 11:00pm On Jul 23, 2014
ihedinobi2: I actually googled the term räpe and just as I expected, it couldn't be defined clearly by many of the experts anymore. If a woman says 'no' while a man is, well, 'working' her, it's räpe too. Gee! Talk about ridiculousness at its heights and those were not Nigerians writing either (I don't agree about the IQ part though. I personally think it's Westerners that are growing incredibly dull around the gills).
according to whoopie goldberg, there's räpe-räpe. then there's also gray räpe, "nonconsensual" sëx, etc. feminists are the ones pushing the boundaries & it's so confusing now.

before 2013, only the consent angle carried weight. after 2013, they included the penetration angle. two teenagers are making out. the girl unzips the boy's trousers & grabs his manhood. the boy returns the gesture by sticking a finger in. since she didn't consent to that particular act, he has räped her.

It's very telling that women can even be confused about when they've been räped. I don't think it was difficult before the 21st century. There's just something so weird about this century that I think is worth study. Why is nothing definite anymore?
this is another good point!
there are so many technicalities now attached to it. may God save teenage boys of the 21st century. many of them are walking on land mines without being aware.
Family › Re: Is My Sister Wrong !?? by coogar: 9:48pm On Jul 23, 2014
Tantidora: Hy
this happen between my sister and her husband.
My sister left her car with with her friend (the friend just arrive in the country. Female), her husband ask her where is her car, and she told him the car is with a friend. So my sister call her friend and told him "a guy" will come for the car. Not my "husband" wil for the car
This leads to a serious argument leading to slaps, insults.........
My sister problem is why wil her wife tell her friend "a guy" wil come for the car not my "husband".
To be honest i support her husbad, bt the slap noooo
hilarious!
maybe your sister is in a hömosexual relationship with the newly arrived "friend" and she's trying to cover up her tracks from her.

was the slap justified? no!
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: actually i tot we were referring to african jurisdictions? btw...thats jez one case,a particular judge's decision that could have been appealed against until i see the facts...evennif its on tape and u say yes to the man due to coercion,she can still make her case because she said yes under duress....all that matters s a good counsel,solid evidence and a really good judge/jury
that's why it's on tape.
from the whole conversation since she got into the bedroom to the actual do, a sensible prosecutor would deduce if she was coerced or gagging for it. prosecutors would quickly strike off the case before their client gets charged for claiming false rapë.

it wasn't one case - this was in a high court. lord judges sat down & examined the case and they all agreed the woman was räped since she was deprived of choice with the consequence that her consent was negated.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 9:37pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Confam! Then the girls are going to do the do the Do before they get married sir. I knw you don't like the thought.....don't be scared okay. They won't do it on your couch........if the guy is not a frisky dude.
it doesn't bother me one jot. they have their lives to live. they will be in the college by then anyways, it's officially out of my hands what they do in their hostels.

Is this the simplest answer you could muster? I see you praying so hard right now "OMG let no man touch my daughters" hehehehe. Ur daughters will do the Do......hard and fast.....and most likely in their late teens.
a loud amen to that - i will have sons that will do the same in triple fold. better start warning your daughters now cos if my sons catch them, you won't like the outcome. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by coogar: 9:29pm On Jul 23, 2014
DanielJones: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE?

1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.

2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.

3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.

4. Female human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from guys or men....hmmmm abeg.ooo

5. And the most annoying one is that it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA.

No woman, no trouble!

Know woman, know trouble.

#WhatIfThereWasNoEve?
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Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 9:20pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: of course rape cases are always technically complex as per d suspected rapist is innocent until shown otherwise and its always hard to prove that she didnt consent to the s£x in cases like this.
Excuses that she was too shocked to resist get rebutted mostly and cases where they are tolerated are highly elusive
don't be too hasty to say excuses of shock to resist get rebutted. in the UK, if the woman didn't say yes, the accused cops a rapë charge.

a woman took her husband to a UK court that she was räped. the agreement was that husband should not ejäculate into her. hubby got carried away and did otherwise. the judge agreed she was räped because what was agreed prior the sëx act was breached by the hubby.

so my friend, räpe in my neck of the woods is very delicate. men here practically put a tape recorder somewhere in the room before proceeding & we make sure we ask 20 times before doing the do. if she does not say yes verbally, no sensible man should proceed otherwise.......
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 9:11pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Ehn but wait first. Answer this question as simply as you can. Will your daughters date before getting married?
why not?
once they clock 18, the decision to do whatever is their own prerogative. mine is to lay out their choices, theirs is to pick whichever one suits them.

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