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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:08pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Lmao u talking about urself?
How did u give ashley young the assist for rooney's wonder goal where he lobbed the west ham keeper from halfway line? How did young assist that?
is this question genuine or you are trolling? who made the last touch before rooney volleyed in from 50 yards? what defines an assist? why am i even arguing? even opta gave that assist to young which hereby nullifies your argument that he had one assist.

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Then d 2nd goal.... young crossed the ball, mark noble nodded out and it fell to rooney and rooney tapped it in.....another young assist?
premier league counts those as assists. nani's cross that got rooney the glorious overhead kick against city had a slight deflection but nani still got the assist. the way premier league counts their assists is different from how opta does theirs.....we have argued this times without number.

so if opta gave young the assist against west ham, should we then nullify the assist when he was brought down in the box to win a penalty against palace? lemme guess - assists don't count when young wins a penalty but it counts when others do, right?

try & be man enough to admit you have goofed instead of hugging desperately on assist stats of opta.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:54pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: The same thing wrong with opta and whoscored memory.....we are not contriving to dash our favourite players awoof assists.

Ashley young had one assist every one thousand and thirty minutes last season in the epl
this is what happens when you have lost an argument. you hang on to incorrect stats just because you are not man enough to admit you have goofed.

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/ashley-young/leistungsdaten/spieler/14086/saison/2013#subnavi

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/adnan-januzaj/leistungsdaten/spieler/177847
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:53pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: U're just a bully coogar. When ur children's husbands send them back to u becuz dey don't knw how to do the Do wella, u go sabi
let their husbands teach them "how to do the do wella" it's not out of place for hubbies to teach their wives. it's a taboo for the wife to teach her hubby how to do. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:49pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Adnan
4 goals and 3 assists in 1645minutes


Young
2 goals and 1 assist in 1030minutes
your statistics need help! young got 2 assists against west ham. he got one assist against palace at OT. that's 3 assists alone on top of my head & you are here lying he got one assist all season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:46pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Coogar you know it us minutes played per assist
Try that and lets see
And whoscored and opta dont count diving for penalties as assists.
Ashley young had ONE ASSIST IN THE EPL
he had 2 against west ham at upton park - what's wrong with your memory?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:43pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Bros see pari..... y u wan kill urself?
adnan
4 goals + 4 assists in 1645 league mins

young
2 goals + 4 assists in 1030 league mins

adnan played 615 league mins more than young which is equal to almost 7 league games.

so why are we discussing this?

afrodoc: The overall rating is an average and it shows young was fecal as usual..... 1 assist from a winger earning big bucks.
Wether its 300minutes or 200 minutes more is not d issue.
The scientifically smart thing to do is check minutes played/assists i.e minutes played per assist......and here young is exposed once more as nothing more than an aston villa legend.
When his age mates like lahm are retiring from international football we are still waiting for young to "fulfil his potential"
how can young have one league assist when he got two assists for rooney at upton park alone. your statistics is dodgy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:31pm On Jul 23, 2014
dayokanu: Obviously you're pained that all your German players your were chasing you ended with a disappointment in everyone
From Kroos to Muller to Robben now Klopp has told you to Bleep off. Rejection is a bad thing
Most top footballers won't want to play for a team without a chance of winning and struggling to make 7th in the league
can you prove it united made official bids for these german players? just because the papers say united are after XYZ does not make it true.

so dailymail falsely reports dayokanu is after genevieve, ini edo, omotola, dakore, etc. months later, all these women married their desired partners.....according to your idiotïc logic, you were rejected? can someone be rejected when he was never interested in the first place?

dayo, permit to say you are an imbëcile!

afrodoc: Young scored 2 goals and had 1 assist last season in the epl for a rating of 6.53
Adnan had 4 goals and 3 assists for a rating of 6.94.
Young is 29yrs old and adnan is 19yrs....the sun is setting on one's old trafford career and the sun is rising on the other one's
how many more minutes did adnan play than young? it's retardëd to quote contribution without showing the number of minutes
played.

if it's more than 300 minutes then the stats you quoted is irrelevant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:15pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Agbabiaka ooo!
He played enough minutes to dive to win penalties but didnt have enough minutes to score goals or assist goals?
That hunchback of i dont give a damn is one of the gangrenous parts of our squad that should be cut off
young scored goals last season. all the penalties he won were assists as far as the premier league is concerned......although european stats/opta stats don't award such as assists.
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 7:13pm On Jul 23, 2014
Funmimorgan: I would rather have that baby and be called a single mother than to endager my life through ABORTION..
http://healthland.time.com/2012/01/25/why-abortion-is-less-risky-than-childbirth/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:40pm On Jul 23, 2014
Dadehmola: On your FIFA14 or PES abi ?? cheesy
i will generate the stats soon. gimme time to get home first!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 6:31pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Coogar d@'s not nice o. You want to raise girls that won't be able to speak out in their places of work and would lack interpersonal and relationship skills. Haba! U will breed rivalry btwn d boys and d girls o. That Thailand trip....are u sure u won't go wit dem
why would they lack interpersonal & relationship skills? the schools will teach them all that. we are talking about the skills the school won't teach & that only applies to the boys. boys don't get any credits for keeping their virginity, they get humiliated for it.

let the girls keep that prize. grin

yes, i will be going with them for the thailand trip. they would be too young to travel alone, won't they? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:12pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Ogidigben! Hmmmm young had a better season than adnan?
Young d serial diver won us penalties....is that so?
How many goals or assists did young have?
how many minutes did young play?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:07pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Lol what about his good performances?
Maradona platini zico socrates baggio etc have all missed penalties when it mattered more.
Based on epl performances who had a better season adnan or young?
If we loan adnan to qpr then young should go to okomu oil
young was better than adnan last season - young won us plenty of penalties. young got us the win against at the britannia with a bullet shot.

forget the hype, abeg.....adnan isn't ready. moyes' lack of man management was the reason adnan got so burnt out. fergie wouldn't have given him that many games as a youngster. he should learn to crawl first before running.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 6:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Yea u're absolutely right.....some things should end or reduce with the passing of the 20's.
You'll spoil ur kids o. You should leave them kids to find their way themselves jare. You can help them find the path tho.....if u fly the boys to asia with escorts....will you do the same for the girls?
nah - girls should keep their virginity.
they need no social skills or the wits to unlock the heart of a man. boys on the other hand need the education as they are almost always the ones that will be doing the asking out.

a beautiful girl quiet girl will still be tracked by boys to her father's house. all she has to say is yes or no in the matter. a cute quiet boy is on a long thing if he cannot express himself to get the babe he wants. i don't want my sons to have such mumu attitude so they are going to thailand by age 14. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: You know van gaal wont do that.
I remember last season when people were saying he shuld b loaned out i said he was ready.
Watch out for adnan welbeck and pawa this season and evans if he stays fit
his readiness took us out of the carling cup. he was the reason united lost on the night. he missed many chances & scoffed his penalty when it mattered the most.

from the little i saw of him at the world cup, adnan needs to be loaned to QPR. rio will guide him there & hopefully harry will play him often to get the needed premier league experience. for now, he's not ready to start in the first team.
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 5:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
RoyalRoy: No she shouldn't lose all hope. But her choices of a man are limited to a very few and rare options.

Let her focus on building herself up and keep that part at the background for now!!
she has 1% chance of ever getting married again. women are so gullible - they take what men say as the gospel truth whereas those men are just saying the magic word that will get them quickly between her legs.

a single mother that has just left her hubby is vulnerable in the eyes of men. she's weak, an easy target. men will flock around her knowing she's at her lowest ebb. they will promise her marriage knowing that's the easiest way to bäng her.

these women then quickly assume they are hot cakes since 25 men in the area are asking them out on a date. women: read my lips - these men only want quick sex, they are not interested in marriage or adding emotional baggage to their own stressed life.

there's a difference between dating for the purpose of shägging & dating for the purpose of marrying.
Nairaland General › Re: When Räpe Is Her Fault? by coogar: 5:34pm On Jul 23, 2014
lanaVello1: To me,the statement in capitals has already connoted an element of consent
no, it doesn't
a woman has to say yes to sex to qualify it as consensual sex. lack of resistance does not suggest consensual sex. lawyers will use the technicality that she was too scared or too shocked to resist. this is why i said rapë cases are very complex cases.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 5:30pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Lol. You're just looking to justify your naughty self.
it's not naughtiness - just responding to stimulus.

Truthfully tho.....I agree with you as per the education being needed......but some of those men that spend their teens without much female experience become crazy when they do make the discovery
you are very correct!
it can happen this way too. these ones discovered it much later when their eyes should be on other things in life. my first example were men who never discovered it till they clocked 30.

the experience is vital though & i ain't denying my sons when they hit their early teens. the plan is to fly them out to asia & hire escorts to take their virginity before this horrible society turns them into faggöts. male kids are now being taught in schools not to feel weird if they feel attracted to their fellow gender. can you imagine that nonsense?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: For adnan to grow one of shinji or mata should go
he should be sent on loan. he's not better than mata or shinji as of yet. no need to keep him around & stunt his growth. leicester needs his service. cheesy
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 4:07pm On Jul 23, 2014
Godmystrength: What if it was the woman that gave the man money used in buying the yams and also the bride-price? smiley
#thinkingoutloud
he's a weak man then he should bear her names including her surname.

fair is fair!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:05pm On Jul 23, 2014
StarBoard: Shinji is not that bad.
He has been played wide left and he cannot be useful to us from there.
We are not even sure Reus is a better player than Shinji was at Dortmund.
shinji was the best player while at dortmund. reus should only be an option if we are selling one of our strikers. i thought welbeck is moving to spurs, is he still interested in that move?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:02pm On Jul 23, 2014
afrodoc: Headache ke? I am sure van gaal wont complain.
Do u gear varca and madrid coaches that tgey have too many QUALITY options?

Reus RVp Rooney to fight for the 2 strikers pisitions. Reus can do it, he is that good.
Depending on a fat rooney and an old n tired rvp all season long is risky
why go for reus?
we should just break the bank for radamel falcao and haul ourselves back to contention.

you kinda forget we have welbeck & hernandez in the squad. i don't see rooney pulling down trees this season though, not with RVP still in the team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:59pm On Jul 23, 2014
chrisley024: U still call Ando-Cleverly? SMH
the future of our midfield.
watch this space - i learnt ando didn't make the tour cos of a slight injury. he should be back in tip top form by the time the league kicks off.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 3:57pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: Naughty u
siddon there....
that education is needed. men who skipped them are the same weak ones who need third parents before they can marry a bride.

mumu as teens, mumu as adults. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:55pm On Jul 23, 2014
chrisley024: Epl clubs are masters of bus-parking, wing football n crossing; that's where 3-4-1-2 or 3-5-2 formations will falter
but we have players with the masterkey in the hole. mata/kagawa will unlock any door moreso when they have 2 targets to tread the passes too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2014
StarBoard: What happens if one of those get crocked?
I'd say i'm still sceptical of Failaini.
And what happens to my boy Shinji?
we are buying one or two more central defenders. we are covered at the back & besides one or two of the lads in the reserves would be promoted. that's van gaal's way.

kagawa/adnan would juggle with mata for position.

chrisley024: Not too defensive. Barca and Madrid are using it. Just that we lack midfielders for it.
with 4-3-3, you shall see the return of anderson & cleverley with herrera anchoring behind them. we are well-equipped, all we just need is rooney to sort himself out & start scoring like his wages dictate.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: I nor gree o. U still have some explaining to do, because I lived in a female hostel in my last year of school.....exposed to boobs of all shapes and sizes so much it was nauseating.....and I still did not know about veins till last month. U never explain urself finish o.
you weren't paying attention.
i knew about veins from age 13 - the first white boobs i squeezed had green veins like the lines on a leaf. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
chrisley024: I don't support anything less than 4 defenders cos this is epl

I'd go with 4-3-3; one of his formations
too defensive.....
it's easier to defend against a lone striker - i like the idea of 3-4-1-2. let 2 big strikers engage 2 central defenders and watch opponents crumble under pressure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:31pm On Jul 23, 2014
StarBoard: Which one be dat? grin
not sure he can pull that off with the players we got o.
smalling, pawa, evans
rafael-herrera-fellaini-shaw
----------juan mata--------
-----rooney--van persie----

it's a very safe formation. we will win 30 league games out of 38.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 3:21pm On Jul 23, 2014
Stillfire: Children are known by their fathers, don't make it a female thing.
Traditionally, men married more than one wife. In Igboland, the apt description of the woman is the daughter of... That is why women can leave their husbands house and go back to their fathers' house. In fact women are buried in their father's place. cheesy You are using Christianity to argue. :-

http://books.google.com/books?id=04VwpwD7R_AC&pg=PA12&lpg=PA12&dq=are+igbo+women+buried+in+their+father%27s+house&source=bl&ots=8SAUZxFU13&sig=P0eNaRveOmzNiJ16bN8yXw8feNg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=G8DPU4arL4yWyASm7YDYAg&ved=0CB0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=are%20igbo%20women%20buried%20in%20their%20father's%20house&f=false
nowhere did it say in your write-up that igbo women do not take their hubby's last name. this link is a diversion........it clearly states there that a man can wake up & sends his wife packing.....if the woman leaves her hubby, the bride's family must refund bride-price.

that's exactly what i said in my earlier submission. i would drive the obnoxious wife back to her father's house safe and sound and collect my bride price. if a woman loves her surname so much then she doesn't need a husband.


Stillfire: I see coogar shouting traditional marriage rights.
Does African tradition allow you to sleep with your 'virgin' bride before the wedding night? grin grin grin
yes, it does.
all my ancestors lost their virginity at age 15 & they were unmarried then. though, majority of them married the maidens they lost their virginity to but they all test-drove. my ancestors in ituku were never as mumuish as the ones who bought into christian norms of no test driving.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:58pm On Jul 23, 2014
elampiro2: Coogar was right about her.

But my major concern is, it shouldn't even be like that. When I check Puff Daddy's age n wikipedia, I might not take it seriously any more.
why should you take it serious initially? puff daddy can be 15 or 350, it's a different scenario altogether to samuel etoo or brown ideye lying about their age.

professional football isn't music industry. age is very very important.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:13pm On Jul 23, 2014
elampiro2: You want the mode to ban me. Police bursted Nicky Minaj, and not Nicole. I can't give you the link. Spamboat things.
you are a pathological liar.....
when did police ever bust nicky minaj for falsifying her age. which spambot will ban you for putting a url link on NL? you think you are in edo state where you can just open your mouth without control?

rubbish!!!

But, if there is a cheating, the western world will cover it better. Perhaps reason why they don't get caught. How many players from Ivory Coast, Ghana, Senegal, South Africaand other African countries have been caught? How many Argetines, Colombians? Or don't they cheat?
why would they cover it?
it seems you dunno how things work here. everything has a record. people of the same age are grouped together. there are records of documents & videos of birthdays.

there's no way any european footballer will lie about his age & not get caught. this is not a 3rd world country where people just appear from nowhere with a dodgy passport to claim 17 like osundo. they all start from a junior academy & progress into a youth academy of big clubs. there's a record from the outset.

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