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Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by coogar: 7:28pm On Jul 25, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: lmao gringringrin
you know your vote won't count, right?
drop your own verdict.....

. . . . fyh is fearless, a soldier at ease/ kim is a sweet house gal, with social appeal/
humbled by bis , coogar and sidd . .
mik submits to males like a postal service!!!//
https://i.imgur.com/uFFuSCy.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:27pm On Jul 25, 2014
dopeJemi: Buh Rooney is a flop right?
his hype, his wage-packet make him a big flop. with the salary he gets, he should be scoring 60 goals per season.

If ashley had asked for 200k a week, do you think it would have been considered during the season u claim he was hot cake?
that's exactly why rooney is more hype, less substance. everyone knew he doesn't merit that wage packet, but he's rooney. england's golden boy & he gets what he wants.

Top 20wingers in the world, ashley is not among, he common sense, I'm beginning to wonder btw him and valencia, who lacks sense more
top 40 forwards in the world & rooney won't be there as well.....so what gives? musa has more world cup goals in one outing than rooney's 3 different world cup outings.

Is there anything ashley young does special?
yes, he's a productivity robot. look through his records and see for yourself. i can actually say it's man utd that have failed to get the best out of him.

in watford, he was the championship player of the year.....then he moved to aston villa.....he contributed to the sacking of mourinho in 2007 when he destroyed chelsea singlehandedly. that was ashley young running circles around one of the toughest defence in europe back then.

P.S: Januzaj is just 18, or are you considered old when you pass 18, and he was also one of our best players last season
last season should be erased from our history. it was a disgraceful season. it was an anomaly. i refuse to reckon with whatever happened that season & that includes the highs & lows. the united team i know will never finish 7th even if managed by onigbinde.
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by coogar:
opener - FYH

rhymes - TIE

similes/metaphors - FYH

punchlines - FYH

personals - FYH

flow - kim

wordplays - TIE

closer - TIE

MVGT - FYH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:38pm On Jul 25, 2014
dopeJemi: Rooney hasn't scored two and assisted one in a single match before?

Is this the first time he is scoring and assisting? Does that change the fact that he's not a flop or don't flops score goals again?

I won't deny the fact that his weekly pay is high
ashley young isn't a flop. his injury record in the last 2 seasons & the biased media made it seem he's a flop.

he was excellent in his first season with us. in 2012/13, he was injured for most parts & the moyes era was bad for all our players in general. so how's ashley a flop?

he once won the best young player in the premier league. janujaz wasn't even considered for it last season. ashley had been in 2 PFA teams of the season & he's a flop? so who's not a flop? valencia??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:30pm On Jul 25, 2014
dopeJemi: If these are the players you are saying will perform excellently under van gaal, then who are the mediocre players that make up the team? Who are the players that are going to be axed?

Sorry, nani, cleverly, ashley, fellaini, anderson are among the players to be axed by van gaal
you know this how? do you have a water-filled calabash in your house where you see into the future. we already saw what young is capable of. 2 goals + 1 assists in 45 mins in a new role.

Its funny how you speak bad of rooney and praise these below average players, when all of them combined are not up to one Rooney
which of the players i mentioned pockets £300k/week? to whom much is given, so much more is........
Family › Re: Nigerian Parenting VS Western Parenting (which Do You Prefer) by coogar: 4:24pm On Jul 25, 2014
crackhaus: I prefer the one I went through, Nigerian parenting.
i can argue against both with strong points. nigerian parenting is too extreme & the western parenting is too liberal. the best is to take a bit of both & apply logically.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:21pm On Jul 25, 2014
i expect the following players to have an excellent performance under van gaal...

anderson
cleverley
ashley young
nani
kagawa
fellaini

by october, the tune here will change & nuccas would be eating their vomitus.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:18pm On Jul 25, 2014
mikuz: I'm done. Who do I send my bars to? Maybe I might not be on by 6!
send it to me...
you have my email addy. check your tenses & your punches before sending me your verse. are you sure they will sting enough? take your time, mikuz......your street credibility of 9 years is on the line. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 4:15pm On Jul 25, 2014
pickabeau1: Frankly I am tempted to reason with crackhaus...these intermittent bouts of staccato posts coupled with the uncanny ability of reading what you want to see rather than what is written can be confounding

Have debates with them it descends into insults and trolling...i still don't see where hatred of single motherhood came in from

Other females even said the same

A lady even said she should not even marry so as to focus on her child..is that a hater too...

The struggle is real...
perhaps 99% of the ones seeing hatred are single mothers or abandoned wives themselves and your comments are hitting home. you are spoiling their market right before their eyes.

i had a rethink - single mothers are hotter than mercury. i would definitely consider a single mother of 5 children before considering a young virgin. she's got it all.....experience, maturity, ability to care for her partner, etc. surely, that's a better deal than getting stuck with a young virgin woman that you have to teach everything from the start. cheesy grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:33pm On Jul 25, 2014
JigsawKillah: we no ur bars......if coogar write for u we go no
mikuz, coogar instigated the whole thing.....no dat ur battling coog and not the foolish giyazz #JustSaying

SAW
i don't write bars for anyone. you people should stop peddling needless rumours. if i think someone is dopë or has the potential to be döpe, i encourage him/her.

FYH is dopë
limerick is dopë
teddy has the potential to be dopë
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 3:30pm On Jul 25, 2014
TV01: ...and there are very few women on NL who like to face reality, deal with it, or remain calm and rational when it's pointed out to them.

We continue to bear with our women. But we won't indulge them in their irrationality. grin.


TV
ouch!!!!!!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:22pm On Jul 25, 2014
Emaprince: Coogger you should just remain in familly section where you rant day and night with women of your type cos you are nothing but a b1tch!..I aint got time for ya rantings,I'm no woman!..

Just mind ya lane and stop choking on my d1ck!
why would i worry about a useless animal like yourself? you are a nobody, no one respects you here. i have seen enough intelligent donkeys than you in northern nigeria. you have spent your entire life on this section & your written hasn't improved....

is it by force to rap? there are commercial buses begging to be driven in your local government. there are virgin lands begging to be tilled. you are wasting away here trying to be a döpe rapper when your creator never blessed you with such a gift. you are a disgrace to the community that birthed you.

oloshious fellow!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:04pm On Jul 25, 2014
Emaprince: Eventual looser deactivate his account?...na to create another moniker be that na grin grin...

Cooger is very good at that!...he have created over 20monikers in this site...tthe one we discovered recently is rapdevils..he ran away from sauron when the biting accusation tarnished the image he criminally built. grin.stewpid slowpoke!!!.
Emaprince: Coogerr b1tch!!...get ur stinking mouth off my d1ck...
You started off blowing horns for phoenix...now its FYH?..
You are b1tchh made!...you are a gay..you jobless and you are the worst thingg that happened to this secttion..
Airmark should ban you asap!...supper mod my foot!!...
According to hybrid ...you were once clowned an MOD which you were stripped of due to your disggusting manner..
Don't make me put you in my blackbook...
what a way to prove yourself as a consummate simpleton.....ema prince, the only human with XY chromosomes and yet menstruates every month. man's biggest mistake in the last 100 years was allowing you to breathe when you popped out in the delivery room. the midwives should have wrapped your umbilical cord around your neck till your spine snaps into 3.

you're bïtch made - you should be the poster boy for dïck-riding. there's no class in the amount of còcks you have licked in this place and yet you have failed to improve. you have gone from the morbidly obese textcees to the malnourished ones. how many litres of semën do you swallow a day, emäbitch? you were cursed as a child so it's not a surprise to see you will never amount to something relevant.

may amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets.
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 2:42pm On Jul 25, 2014
baby124: Fact is, a lot of men come from single parent homes and they are good men. Most won't have a problem marrying a single mum. So OP, there is someone for everyone.

[b[Men stop putting your diseased pri*cks into unsuspecting victims without condoms if you are so passionate about this topic.[/b] I see this topic as a justification for abortion and putting down single mothers so young girls can beware and choose abortion instead. If only you will take a step back and think of the repercussions on what 5mins can cost you. A child is the smallest issue that can come out of unprotected sex. How about STD's or HIV. You should be preaching protection or abstinence, instead of the evils that befall single mothers.
of course, all these single mothers were unconscious when they were getting screwed by these evil men.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:42pm On Jul 25, 2014
GIYAZZ: Lol, I was just joking. So Mikuz, what do we do? We ain't deactivating our accounts and no nude pics, so what do you suggest?
the loser lets his girlfriend gets fücked by the winner.
Family › Re: Which One Do You Prefer? Tissue Paper To Clean-up After Pee Or Water To Clean-up by coogar: 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2014
jumzzy448: @tpia,
I hope this is not how you are real life?
Life na jeje oo. You talk as if you don't poo poo, shit, piss, urinate, menstruate except menopause don sama your head.
Free the op abeg. Mtchewwww.
you are mean!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar:
fuckyouhard: exactly! i hate that too. it kills the zeal. a normal battle shouldn't take days. kim is too lazy. i just want to prove why i think he's overrated and shouldn't be feared
kim probably uses a ghostwriter. the total time spent to send him money via paypal & to get his verses takes about 24-48 hrs. this is why he cannot battle on the spot!

GIYAZZ: This guy is so desperate to bring back his glory oh!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha!!!!! Nigga, you're a cow! Do you want me to destroy your remains?? Coogar killed you, now you want a second death?

Bro, imma battle you on monday, but we ain't deactivating no account, instead. . . Looser post a nnaked pic of himself here! The looser will post his ffucking prick and whole naked body here on FFR for a whole week! Game?
i beg you guys in the name of zeus, don't defile our pupils with your nudë pics. this is not a pörno forum.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:26pm On Jul 25, 2014
fuckyouhard: if ur not battlin me TODAY by 6pm forget it
fork ur time table. after all u called me out
the problem with these cats is that they need plenty of hours to write. even if you let him have 4 days, he would still come up with useless bars that like bite.

kim kept me waiting for 24 hours when i killed him....battle was meant to take place 12 hrs after we both agreed to do it & kim did a no-show. he didn't get back to me until the following day & he still got spiritually murdered.
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious People, Please Answer- Why Are Smart People More Likely 2 Be Atheists? by coogar: 12:22pm On Jul 25, 2014
TheBigUrban2: lmao grin grin
Why naa?
Einstein too get some kind madness...
yes, his insanity is the type associated with geniuses. you cannot be that intelligent & not display some unusual attitude that normal 5 sensory organs will find difficult to understand.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:20pm On Jul 25, 2014
fuckyouhard: 6pm exactly, cos i'll be havin a busy weekend
you have thrown down the gauntlet, let's see what mikuz is made of. is he a real man or a whöre starved of attention?
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious People, Please Answer- Why Are Smart People More Likely 2 Be Atheists? by coogar: 12:17pm On Jul 25, 2014
TheBigUrban2: A part time genius? grin grin
a part-time genius is no genius....he's bi-polar
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:15pm On Jul 25, 2014
fuckyouhard: i'll be busy tomorrow. let's do it this evenin by 6pm, 20 lines cool
set the thread up now
brilliant!
let's have the battle tonight......if mikuz doesn't reply you within the hour then he's a menopausal bïtch!
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious People, Please Answer- Why Are Smart People More Likely 2 Be Atheists? by coogar: 11:55am On Jul 25, 2014
TheBigUrban2: Some truth and a little falsehood in your comment.

There are geniuses that are religious....they just suffer from cognitive dissonance....they can compartmentalize their brains. They ratioanl when it comes to their jobs and education but irrational when it comes to their religious beliefs.
you can't be a genius & be religious. don't mix the two together. they cannot reasonably defend their religion cos there's no empirical evidence or statistical facts backing their religion. if you cannot defend a cause then how are you a genius?
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious People, Please Answer- Why Are Smart People More Likely 2 Be Atheists? by coogar: 11:47am On Jul 25, 2014
the answer is in the question.

religion defies logic cos it's based on faith. the holy book defines faith as the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. it follows no logic.

smart people generally possess logical minds. they work with statistics & facts. these facts are evidence. in a nutshell, smart people are polar opposites to religious people.
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 11:38am On Jul 25, 2014
zeb04: ok mr coogar. You are entitled to your opinion.
which is always 100% accurate, anyways. if you think single motherhood is the new cool then may all your sons marry single mothers of 6 children from previous relationships.

say a loud amen to my prayer. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Frustrated Wife's Sex Diary. by coogar: 11:34am On Jul 25, 2014
8 mastubatòry sessions & 2 sëxual intercourse sessions in 26 days. that's about 1 in 2.6 days. this woman should count herself lucky. most men don't get off this frequently.

lofty900: lol, as soon as I saw that thread on front page, many of us already knew there will be a counter thread. The Op is a learner in the fellowship of liars.
look before you leap.....she quoted the source where she got the story from.
Family › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Single Mother? Single Mothers, what are your experiences? by coogar: 11:30am On Jul 25, 2014
zeb04: Finally if I were to be pregnant today,I wld prefer to be a single mum than have an abortion. Peace
and that would be because your motive is to milk the unfortunate man dry. you are not keeping the baby to score morality points, you are keeping it cos it can pave way to monthly stipends from the father of the child.

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