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kulyie: yes because that's all what you always make noise about all over the place. If a woman is arguing with you you will say maybe because she's hurni

me?
you need to apologise for this blatant lie against my person.

armyofone: What else would make a man mourn for 4 weeks if not because most can't keep it together ?

because time heals the wounds of men faster than his female counterparts. women mourn heartbreaks for months in a normal boyfriend/girlfriend relationships, let alone losing one's spouse. men don't really have that time to waste thinking about what could have been.

armyofone: why? because of kongi/agro. Itchy johnny must be catered for

must everything be about agro/konji?

berem: true but 4weeks is too sudden. Not in support of that anyway

what's not sudden? 4 years?

berem: are you asking me why I am shocked? If what you wrote is a joke,abeg make you stop that rough play. E no funny at all. 4weeks for what na? Haba Coogar!!

men generally move on quicker. no time for recrimination or mourning for a year. what's done is done. within 4 weeks, a man is ready to put the incident behind him.

mencade5: coogar, this is not what i ask you ooo before u start fight for here. The medical test said internal bleeding. Am not good in all this medical jargons. Tank you. We go jam for family section.

i just re-read the original post. he fell years ago, some organs must have been damaged internally since then. you can write to foreign hospitals or get a donation scheme set up to get him to california.

berem:

why are you shocked?

mencade5: daveP i have no where to take it to but. This is where my family is. If not nairaland where else do i go?

my church mind says your friend has been infected with ebola. take him to the nearest hospital & have him checked. there's a possibility you have been infected too - get yourself checked before you spread this disease to other parts of the country.

JigsawKillah: So at last, im puttin' an end to a series of chitchats/
mikuz woulda thought he hit me, till his lyrics hit him back/
he was a wolf, now im feeding on his pack/
since coogar set the bar, he's got all kind of villains on his track/

Jigs is a killah, thought yall noticed already/
the realest there was, the only one flowing so steady/
i sat back, and decided to put my doe in, on teddy/
to smack warriblood, and the yung6's clonee gets buried/

my raps are louder than the guns of navarone/
warriblood is getting high on stuffs like calidon/
when his mates drinks henessey, now im prolly his enemy, for tellin' him the truth, i've had enough of wacky ones/

i dont need 2bars to construct a punch/
niggas asking why u beating a convulsed mikuz?/
they were like, he said he was gonna consult his god/
but Ibime turned deaf ears, he wouldnt condone the dawg/

even Limerick wouldnt come show him love/
he lost the respect he once got, no newbie could uphold the trust/
cos recently every rumble he lost/
brought him down, now the ddick of every rapper the dumb bro would suck/

he wants a crew, with double 0 7 Bruce/
tell the truth/ inwardly ur yelling truce/
even if u work in a supermarket, u'd never smell the juice/
this broke never got laid except by his heavy dues/


SAW

epic bars!

bukatyne: We did not wait unil marriage but we were both virgins

Experience doesnot count. Every man/woman requires unlearning, learning and relearning new things

why ain't i surprised?

radiorebel: How soon after the death of a spouse to start a new relationship? And do your in-laws still have a say in your life after the death of your partner? Pls ur opinion will mean a lot

men - 4 weeks
women - 12 months

papiforreal: And who said coogar is not sauron for f*ck sake?

stop this goat behaviour - who the heck is sauron?

ibietela2: Instead you will reflect on the message you are here talking nonsense

reflect on the message of a stark illiterate? if i want to reflect on the message of any nigerian, it would be el-rufai, pat utomi, soyinka, sanusi, etc. not an obese good-for-nothing warmonger!

EliteYouth: No amount of our frustrated inflated comment can change the fact that Buhari has a hand in Boko Haram, you are trying so hard to justify his comment with your dumb theory, we all know Buhari is behind BH ,....... someone predicts doom if he losses, he did lose before you know it Boko Haram intensified their brutality towards Nigerians as promised, the next thing this same shows sympathy for the group calling them innocent, the same Boko Harma nominates him to represent the group to dialogue with government................Dude what useless contrary point to you have?

you need to tape it shut before you tie yourself up in more tortuous knots of logic. what has what buhari said gotta do with boko haram? the same boko haram that has always been terrorising people in the north is now under buhari? you should return your certificates to the village school you got them.

nigerians & their superstitious bullshyte. if i claim there will be earthquake in borno next week & it comes to pass, nigerians like you would accuse me of being a wizard. you need to get out more & stop acting like a nanny goat that never saw the 4 walls of a school. i am asking you again - produce empirical evidence that buhari sponsors boko haram or remove yourself from this zone.

dayokanu: Since 99 we have won 2 CL trophies, beaten united 4 times and eliminated then every time we met in knockout.

One fluke result didn't change that you lots are below us.

you are a big buffoon!

united - 99 & 2008
bayern - 2001 & 2013.

we waited 9 years, y'all waited 12 years. united won theirs unbeaten(flawless), you won yours with blemishes & eczema.

we are not mates....this is why our shirt deal alone will buy allianz arena & feed all bayern fans for the next 10 years.

it's a disgrace a german company(adidas) would rather sponsor an english club with that amount of money at the expense of bayern.

you should face-palm!

dayokanu: Bayern was missing our top striker Elbert and Lizarazu despite that still bossed proceedings and manure was only lucky not to be down by 3. With Two of our balls hitting the framework

We proved this by pummeling them home and away on our way to winning two years later

it didn't matter anymore then. until you meet united in a grand final like that & beat them silly, it will never take the pain of 99 away. about a million bayern fans had to be placed on suicide watch after that night.

remember osei kuffour?

chamotex: Ofoka the flame spitting viper
Battled that guy and his 175 monikers so much...I exhausted my rhyme pattern.

I miss those days

the lad was a clown.....
didn't he start a tutorial class for newbies trying to rap & how to make beats? ofoka owned about 500 monikers alone.

EliteYouth: I expect you to be smarter than your last post, Buhari and his crew are very crafty............he condemned Boko Haram to make Nigerians feel he has nothing to do with them have you forgotten when he said APC will end Boko Haram within 100 days in office or when he accused the FG of been wicked to Boko Haram.......so what's your definition of baseless conspiracy theory? the same Buhari threatened that Nigeria will be soaked in blood If he loses he also vowed to make Nigerian ungovernable.......... dont be blinded by ignorance, my dear

you have the IQ of a pubic louse....
so saying APC will wipe off boko haram within 100 days makes buhari their leader? where's your common sense? isn't that just a political chess move just like aspirants promise uninterrupted power supply or a better economy when they come into power?

all these watery excuses will not stand in a remote village, let alone stand in court. if you have any empirical evidence that buhari sponsors boko haram, now is the time to produce such evidence or tape it shut! no nigerian graduate should be reasoning like this, not even if you passed out of technical college.

chamotex: Lol I think I know who Hyenna is.

who is hyenna? ofokasibz?

ikwubaba: It is clear who your mentors are. Definitely not profs or intellectuals

he was mentored by lunatics, brain-dead street urchins & dopë-fiend terrorists. asari dokubo? i have seen more intelligent donkeys in bethlehem.

EliteYouth: That's the whole idea........He staged the attack to make gullible Nigerians like you think he has nothing to do with Boko Haram, I guess you are among the very few Nigerians that bought that crap. sorry

how does this make any sense?
if buhari runs boko haram, why would he speak against them publicly like he did few months ago? why do you people thrive on brainless conspiracy theories? i am surprised you have not blamed buhari for patience jonathan's queens english!

StarBoard: Hitzfeld thought he had it won.
I think he got lulled into a false sense of security especially since ewe didn't seem to be clicking into our normal rhythm given the absences. They created the clearer chances and bossed play generally. I still remember the overhead kick by Jancker that hit the bar. A centimetre lower and the 1999 CL title was Bayern's. No coming back from that one.
Then Fergie gambled and won.
We had our name written on that trophy. You couldn't have the kind of season we had and go home empty in the CL finals.

i still get goosebumps watching solskjaer's goal. my mom chased me with a long cane after i shouted like a raving lunatic. it was one of the best nights of my life. i shouted so hard i lost my voice for 3 days.

kaypumpin2: Any nairalander making to the match in Jersey on Saturday.Will be cool to have a drink after the match.Making my way up from Atlanta.

i will see you in newark.

asari dokubo is a disgrace to all the citizens of niger-delta. only in nigeria would a stark illiterate like him have an opinion on a political issue. why haven't the government apprehended the obese charlatan?

airmark: Warriblood is up to something huge. The confidence with which he speaks these days, he may be coming with 5 syllabic rhymes all through against teddy. I trust him just like keshi trusted shola ameobi. If he loses i will ban him for life. ~just joking ~

teddy will destroy him.
miyaki has his kryptonite & y'all are going to witness someone's arsê being kicked about like jabulani.

StarBoard: Beckham and Blomqvuist and Nicky Butt with Giggs playing right.
f that midfield manages to beat anybody, that team must be uber-useless

they destroyed bayern.

truth be told, they murked us. world class profligacy & the stupidity of hitzfeld cost bayern. why on earth did he take out lothar matthaus? their midfield collapsed after then & our strikers started getting the freedom to run at them.

dayokanu: Keane and Scholes.

Now youre talking about midfielders. Not those yeyenatu you parade nowadays

With Stam behind them, a keeper can go to sleep

we didn't need the duo to destroy your treble dreams in 99 though. beckham in the midfield eviscerated bayern. that must hurt!!!

StarBoard: True.
I think you're right. But I'm still averse to seeing him being consigned to the bench even though it looks gloomy for him with this injury.
What would you say would be Carrick's best hope to survive at United? Please no recommendations to QPR and rejoining the geriatric ward that is assembling there.

carrick will thrive in a 3 man midfield. however, his days in a 2-man midfield is over. the burden will be too much on his partner. he will be useful in one of those domestic competitions.

come to think of it.....no europe means we got to keep our feet up every week. that's a bonus in my own opinion. van gaal should not finish less than second. we should be fresher than our rivals.

Keane was no DM.
He could play that role but it wasn't what he was. People felt he was that way because much of United's offense came from Scholes in the middle. But we were never in a game if Keane was out of it. Look no further than the win over the same Arsenal in the 2004 FA cup semi final. The goal we won the game with started with Keane.
Yeah they did score a goal but was rightfully disallowed by Graham Poll for a foul on our keepe in that Highbury game, I think it was van der Gouw in goal.

i like roy keane.
he does everything. if you bring pure football to the table, keane would match you. if you bring tony pulis style, keane was at home with that too. he's a man of many abilities.

But back to the 4-2 Highbury, I will never forget the look on Keane's face in the tunnel. He was basically calling Vieira a coward for picking on Gary Neville. I think he said something like "I'll see you out there" with him pointing at Vieira and Graham Poll trying to calm him down. The blood in his eyes even before kickoff only foreshadowed what was to come.

he ate vieira raw. apart from gabby heinze letting vieira get a header for their first goal, i didnt see vieira for the remainder of the match. keane took over. he won nearly all the 50-50 balls on the night & he released a delightful pass each time. rooney/ronaldo then were a pair of terriers. they ran sol campbell ragged.

Do you remember O'Shea's goal? I coulda sworn it was Ronaldo with O' Shea's face on it. That goal remains one of football's modern unresolved mysteries.

oshea thought he was offside & chipped the ball. it took him 30 seconds to realise he had scored. what a tool!

Keane was our leader, our general.
Too sad his career had to end the way it did.
Damn it was blood and fire whenever united and Arsenal got together on the pitch. You had to respect Arsenal though. They brought out the best in us back then.

that's why many still feel wenger is a better manager than jose. with his tiny resources, he built a killer squad in the early 2000s. they shoulda won it back to back in 02,03,04 but they allowed us back into it in 2003. ruud was rude that season too. 44 goals in one season & he snatched the title out of wenger's pocket!

It's a wonder how you still manage to type while inebriated

hahahaha
trade secrets, my friend.

WARRIBLOOD: oga on top.. dat is why i say nor be only COOGAR DEY 4UCK HER...

why can't you just get my name out of that cesspit you call a mouth? you are single-handedly the most foolish human being that has ever registered on this forum.

if you marry a fool like you, you shall produce idïots. no day passes without you referring to pušśy this, püssy that. were you cursed with the pubic hair of a village witch?

airmark, better hold this baštard on a leash before i turn this place into hiroshima. let this be the last time he mentions my name in his piffle. i have zero tolerance for products of kerosene background like him.

StarBoard: I think that some peeps can get away with lack of mobility through speed of thought.
Maybe he won't get that far.

we shouldn't forget carrick has played many games for us too since he arrived. he's played 350+ games for us. that's some crazy stats.

I don't know if you also remember the 2-1 win we had in 2000 or so at Highbury.
He scored both goals for United, after being docile for most of the time.
I'll never forget Turin though. With Zidane, Deschamps and Davids in the lineup, he almost single-handedly destroyed Juve.

i remember.....
it was in the summer of 99 or so with one of our best football shirts(blue). this is why i laugh when people say keane was a DM. DM wetin? his 1-2 ball in the final third when he ventures forward is peerless. he murked em at highbury. i think arsenal tried to score a goal mouth scramble at the death but the referee quickly spotted their PDP moves.

those were the days, men....

Palm Wine Drinkard.
Amos Tutuola had you in mind when he wrote that book.

nothing makes me happier than natural liquor direct from the source.

FYH has done it again.
this dude is on a killing spree..... 2 fat preys within few days.

kickbox, judo or wrestlemania/ i'm equipped and ready in every area/
do it the gangsta way . . . my teks will blaze ya/
in ur local village . . . .my odeshi dey dia/
even if we take it to the STATES . . . my PENS'LL VANE YA !!!

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StarBoard: We'll see. Time will tell. I agree with the immobility he ends to display.
Do you by any chance think he might use his football brain/intelligence to overcome that deficiency?

there lies his problem. he wasn't mobile at 26, we shouldn't expect him to be at 33. i have no doubt carrick's mind will still be sharp but does he have the legs to carry out his thoughts?

Lol.
His type has gone extinct for real.
I'm looking around to see if football these days can come to that period where such players will thrive, because it looks like formations have killed the all-action type of player. Keane was a joy to watch.

i was watching our 4-2 victory against arsenal @ highbury last weekend. christ, keane was a rock on the night. vieira would regret goading keane that night especially in that second half. he won every tackle & started all the counter attacks. abeg, there can never be another keane. he relishes those kind of high pressure games. he completely destroyed vieira!

No wonder. I'm sure that is courtesy of Emperoh. I'm sure it must have started fermenting.

the ish was as thick as fück. the aroma alone knocked out all the flying insects around.

StarBoard: So does it require accurate passing. I'm pretty sure Carrick has been our best passer for 2-3 seasons at least.
But again his age could be a deterrent to him being effective.

mobility & accurate passing is one part of it. getting stuck in & constituting a nuisance to the opponents is another. carrick isn't built for the latter & this is why i think he's done!

Keane could play though.
There are some captains who just shout and do absolutely nothing.
Keane could tackle, drive the team forward or take the game bythe scruff of its neck.
Remember Turin in May 1999? Keane basically hauled us from the brink of elimination into one of United's finest ever performances.

keane na guru!
i dunno if players like him still exist though. he's a bundle of everything. drive, creativity, agberoism, sheer determination, etc.

lol at cobwebs.
Boy what did you have for breakfast today?

undiluted palmwine from ituku ozalla!

airmark: No double standards from me bro Fuckyouhard did nt forgive him. He only begged for me to open the thread to post his verse and events have passed that. Check his comments in the previous page. 007bruce can launch a come-back after his ban. For now , let's move on.

This is FFR for further chats
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no wahala, send me a mail after he completes serving his ban. there's nothing more to read here.

see you later, alligators!